Kim Jong Un wants McDonalds in North Korea

express.co.uk/news/world/952749/kim-jong-un-north-korea-mcdonalds-donald-trump-usa

WTF

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His master plan is finally revealed

The true American Embassy

McDonalds is America's secret weapon

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tfw they share a big mac and fries

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And so it all makes sense
You cannot deny the burger

They said Trump didn’t know what he was doing.
Now North Korea wants American business within its borders.

>I want to let your company take my people's money
Be a fucking man and make a knock-off restaurant like China would. Call it WcDonalds.

Based Kim is Based

There's already a McDonald's in Guantanamo so why not?

Should go with Burger King.

Burger King is better.

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So an American embassy?

He wants the most american experience possible, Burger king it's to international.

burgers win again

prepare for some exported american patriotism

McDicks will feed the children better than the government ever could

>Kim Jong Un wants McDonalds in North Korea

He is giving up his nation for food. Why am I not surprised?

Remember goyim, the fake news is incapable of lying about North Korea and Iran, so never question anything you read.

nah, MickyDs is just the beginning, he wants all americas fast food. all of it

In soviet korea...
Mcdonalds isnt fast food...

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ALL HAIL TO YOU
OH MIGHTY BURGER
TWO PATTIES FOR
ONE KOREA
FOR FREEDOM AND
PEACE AMONG MEN

i read somewhere that kim jong un regularly sends korean soldiers on a mission to china or russia to fetch him mcdonalds.
no shit.

its this bitch pulling kims strings in the background, isn't it?

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Just bought some McGarbage stock. Thank you Kim.

That poor man doesn’t know the real taste of fresh burgers and fries

What is going to be kim's favorite burger? I bet mcchicken

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Credit those apple pies for Best Korea.

O SAY CAN YOU SEE
BY THE GOLDEN ARCHES

Kim you idiot, go with In-n-Out, best fucking burgers. Also, hidden Christan messages will get through, but trust me Kim, you want those burgers.

fugg it's true.

express.co.uk/news/world/854164/North-Korea-McDonald-s-Kim-Jong-un-embassy-fast-food-London

dailystar.co.uk/news/latest-news/474412/Kim-Jung-Un-Big-Mac

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and not the fat ass man child dictator who wants his Big Mac fix

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Kek that would be gold

In america the burger calls the shots

A MCCHICKEN IS NOT A BURGER
FUCKING CHILI

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OH FUGG

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How many sons did papa Kim have and WHY did he have to choose the FAT ONE as his heir?

And then they will want to run commercials, and our beloved KCTV will turn into just another bullshit TV network like everything else. I wish someone would start streaming TV from DPRK again before it goes away forever.

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>express.co.uk/news/world/952749/kim-jong-un-north-korea-mcdonalds-donald-trump-usa
That's how they name them in cartoons.

say it with me
PEACE ON EARTH

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Its not going to happen. Also pick a better sauce than express.
Source: Know a guy who lives in North Korea.

>implying the Don isn’t the greatest president since Washington.

I hope beautiful, traditionalist Based Korea isn't poisoned by terrible american food.
The burger jew may have conquered america, but It will never conquer glorious true Korea.

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they do have fancy restaurants in pyongyang for guys who have gathered a fortune through black market businesses
I'm not saying some puny amount of money here, they spend more than 5k usd a day like nothing

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Considering his father was the largest importer of Hennessey, this is not very surprising

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You know that if there is one man that make The Gorilla Channel a reality, it's Kim.

this timeline

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Just a matter of time now until we can travel to North korea and buy a whore for a night.
Thailand 2.0, hype!

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I love anti-imperialist cartoon theatre!

>article has literally one line about maybe building a mcdonalds in NK
>the rest of the story little to no relation to the US and NK bond
the absolute state of 'journalism'

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me too. very cozy

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She's got a good face and damn great legs, but if you piss her off her brother has you shot with anti-aircraft guns. :|

>USA gets a foothold into NK military via McDonalds
what a timeline

Nobel Peace Prize for Ronald McDonald

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literally burger diplomacy.

>Only until Kim tries to re-neg and ends up with Hot n' Now

Great success for the Korean people

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Rothschild Bank when?

Feeding the world poison since 1955

The old movies, the stage shows, the kids' recitals, the Moranbong extravaganzas. I miss it all.

Fuck that. North Korear needs a Red Robin.

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sure kim you can have some mc d's.

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Arbys

>Red Robin for the Reds

ay

And Australia has the honor of the wittiest and most truthful post of the day. *salute*

>mfw unlimited fries and free refills for shakes

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thenational.ae/opinion/can-burger-diplomacy-win-north-korea-over-1.83646

God you're such a shitty shill. Every post of yours is just fucking pointless and dumb

Woo u rike to supasize doos flies?

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More like (((their))) secret soi weapon.

>onions in the food supply
Oh shit their going to turn their frogs gay

Ok I am calling it, 15 years from now NK is going to be a super ally of the US like how Japan is with us. This is insane what Trump has done.

Well they're reconciliating, so of course he wants an american embassy

That's too good for them.
They can have an In 'n Out.

we are meant to keep track of that ?

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ayyyy lmaoooo thats it kimmy boy

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>This is insane what Trump has done.
Dennis Rodman was a deep agent sent by Trump years ago to lay the foundation for this peace negotiation. Everything is going as planned.

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Gang of Five?

I usually like bk better but had a bad experience last time i went, like weird tasting meat, and now it has been weeks, mcchikens never dissapoint.

Oh my God, you're right. I love this timeline now. And I just remembered that they have some rare arcade cabinets-dibbs!

Uh oh, Australia, you almost lost a point.

naww NiKdonalds

LOL

once again, burgers save the world

south korea is already your ally dumb amerimutt

Im just going to assume we have won every single day.

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We could stand more Budae Jjigae shops.

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Lol i think if we arenr careful they will turn into another China. In the end they will become a superpower due the labor and economic expectations of desperate hungry citizens. You just wait. We should have nuked both China and NK from orbit in the 50s.

President Trump has praised Rodman’s previous visits to North Korea.

"Maybe Dennis is a lot better than what we have," Trump told "Fox & Friends" after one of Rodman's trips in March 2013. Rodman also appeared as a contestant on the NBC show "Celebrity Apprentice" that year.

"Dennis is not a stupid guy," Trump said. "He’s smart in many ways, he’s very street wise."

>The 56-year-old Rodman, who won five NBA championships as a player with the Detroit Pistons and Chicago Bulls, previously traveled to North Korea in January 2014. On that trip, Rodman sang "Happy Birthday" to Dictator Kim Jong Un, who Rodman referred to as his "best friend."

>On that trip, Rodman sang "Happy Birthday" to Dictator Kim Jong Un, who Rodman referred to as his "best friend."

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Ackchyually orchestrated by Pence Prime

I'd be hilarious and fitting of this time line with Trump's peace gift for him is a big Mac with fries and coke.

this

Nobody said otherwise ya goofus.

Kim has been all over the world and he knows just how shitty North Korea is compared to anywhere else. How much you guys wanna bet he's had a Stalinesque purge on NK officials?

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Culvers

he obviously meant the north but this is just a jew shill post anyway

it doesn't have to be stalinesque could have been done without secrecy.
He holds full control of life and death in north korea.
He is Supreme Leader of his people.