ITT: times when ideas you picked up on Jow Forums got you in trouble irl
>first year college
>political science class
>professor asks what are some interesting facts about politics we'd like to discuss about
>i bring up how Hitler was actually a leftist, and not right-wing extremist like majority people believe (which is what Jow Forums taught me)
>almost got thrown out of college, had to apologize to motherfucking EVERYONE in order to have them forgive
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Honestly I forgot just how "fringe" some of my politics are compared to normies (even though they shouldn't be). Even shit like saying that women tend to be more social/emotional than men got me into trouble a handful of times.
hitler is not left wing you meme flagget fuck nugget
don't speak ill of people's religions, idiot.
>what did you expect?
that's like going to a Mosque and saying, "actually Mohammed was a pedophile."
You pretty much dick slapped your prof in front of everyone. College is a leftist institution. That being said, good job.
Oh and my whole family thinks I am racist but I have convinced them of race realism. Gotta let your power level show in increments.
so was he or was he not? make up your fucking mind.
He had sorta left leaning economic policies, but thats about it
Hitler was a literal socialist what are you idiots talking about? The party itself was a worker's party, and hitler supported feminism, socialist economic ideas, and worker's rights.
>i bring up how Hitler was actually a leftist, and not right-wing extremist like majority people believe (which is what Jow Forums taught me)
You got memed on, son. National socialism is not left-wing. It emphasizes natural hierarchy and competition between unequal people and nations. It glorifies tradition more than many monarchist governments do. It borrows some Leftist rhetoric but ultimately seeks to end class struggle by uniting the classes as one race while preserving their differences.
You really believed that bullshit?
The defining characteristic of the right is hierarchy and traditionalism, which Nazism is all about.
>hitler supported feminism
Putting it like that is dishonest.
he supported none of those things, he literally did the opposite of those things
nazi germany privatized industry, broke up unions, and emphasized that women be in a position birthing Aryan men with no social freedom or equality
This, only I think it was a good thing
They did not privatize industry you lieing sack of shit they literally seized the means of production.
>they literally seized the means of production.
Are you being retarded on purpose?
Having to apologize for having a personal opinion.
Universities are supposed to be where ideas are tested, challenged, examined.
If something is offensive it suggest an insecurity in ones ideas.
Women had social freedom, just not equality. The Nazis were actually a bit loose on that compared to many rural German attitudes at the time, but it was a step in the right direction.
They didn't even fully nationalize war industry, brainlet. Although they probably should have.
Name the number of left vs right policies they had and make the decision yourself.
the whole point was Right and Left were both shit.
Hitler wanted a party that wasn't either, but took what he saw was the best of both worlds.
I once said to a group of business partners. Jews should never be trusted because they all lie and cheat and betray you unless you're a Jew too.
The table was dead silent for 20-30 seconds. You can see everyone's eyes flashing through a million thoughts.
Until one guy said, yeah that's true and the rest began talking about Jow Forums tier topics and it's bonded us better than succeeding in business together.
People legitimately replying to this bait have single digit IQs
The term "privatization" was coined to describe Nazi Economic Policy.
"In return for business assistance, the
Nazis hastened to give evidence of their good will by restoring to private capitalism
a number of monopolies held or controlled by the state"
Don't be weak or casual when people call you out on stuff like that. That's not "fringe" that's somewhat mainstream psychological thought. You just need to shove some facts down some throats.
>but but but not all of it!!!
WOW SO THAT MEANS THEY'RE RIGHT WING!!!
Social conservative economically center left. What's so hard to understand about this?
>There is no license any more, no private sphere where the individual belongs to himself. That is socialism, not such trivial matters as the possibility of privately owning the means of production.
I can grab a million more quotes on what he said about private property as well and the fact is they did seize it.
hard to understand something that's factually false
Retard, they didn't even fully nationalize WAR INDUSTRY WHEN IN TOTAL WAR. They used the same broad method of wartime incorporation of defense sectors that the US did. And those were the only things even partly nationalized. The rest of the economy was free market.
>Being this new
NatSoc is neither Right nor Left Wing. It rejects the greedy Right and the power-hungry Left. It's a third position which emphasizes family, faith and your people.
>It's a third position which emphasizes family, faith and your people.
so all the things that define the right wing
Yes, the anarchist meme flag is an expert on the 3rd Reich.
>under the leadership of Erich Hilgenfeldt, was ordered in 1933 “to the disbanding of all private welfare institutions.”[
>no social freedom or equality
based on what?
This.
NatSoc is collectivist, though, which is why it's for the weak and cowardly who cannot stand on their own two feet. Instead they demand that society stand for them, and set rules that allow them to stand under the state's umbrella (like ethno-nationalism). The weak then hope that the strong will fight for their rights on their behalf because of some silly nationalist identity.
>. It's a third position which emphasizes family, faith and your people.
>what is right wing
>t. Actual cuck
>when you are so utterly btfo that you start ctrl-f'ing pages of things you have never read before and don't read now
>In other cases, where the Nazi administration wanted additional industrial capacity, they would first nationalize and then establish a new state-owned-and-operated company. In 1937 Hermann Göring targeted companies producing iron ore, “taking control of all privately owned steelworks and setting up a new company, known as the Hermann Göring Works.”
The founding fathers were ethnonationalists, idk what you're trying to say
BTFO how? You're trying to claim they're right wing while at the same time saying that's because they didn't take ALL the property. That's absolutely retarded.
>Hitler’s administration decreed an October 1937 policy that “dissolved all corporations with a capital under $40,000 and forbade the establishment of new ones with a capital less than $200,000,” which swiftly effected the collapse of one fifth of all small corporations.
It rejects the matericalistic consumerist society made by idolizing Capitalism that the Right is compromised of today.
>some silly nationalist identity
kek
>by 1934 the Third Reich had mandated a reorganization of all companies and trade associations and formed an alliance with the Nazi regime
>the Nazi regime was able to close most of Germany’s stock exchanges, reducing them “from twenty-one to nine in 1935,” and “limited the distributed of dividends to 6 percent.”
I wrote “White Power!” on the bulletin board
>By 1936 Germany decreed laws to completely block foreign stock trades by citizens
When you are so buttblasted over your lack of basic reading comprehension that you fail even more
You're right. Being economic left is not being "Leftist".
>privatization represented 1.4 percent of the German government's revenues
It's okay if you want to admit you're retarded, you can do it here.
>ctrl-f brain power
I never cuck out of my beliefs because I know when I'm right.
Clearly all those policies are completely right wing things that conservatives of today would do!
>Meanwhile, the Nazis replaced the existing trade unions with the German Labour Front, controlled by the Party. The National Socialists banned strikes, sacks and lockouts, essentially nationalizing the independent labor movement
Nazis were so right wing they literally socialized unions LMAO!!!
Nice, I'm going to try this at my next meeting.
>allowing Leftist trade unions to conduct national strikes is right wing
Do you even speak English? Are you some kind of bot?
Yes he was you faggot.
But there's nothing wrong with that, you just don't want to admit you're an idiot.
lmao (you) okay i get it you're just trolling
>privatization represented 1.4 percent of the German government's revenues
Just for fun, explain to me what you think this phrase (which you had never read before your ctrl-f adventures) means.
How did I miss this
They loved strike-busting, are you kidding? It keeps the workers feeling like they had a say and you get to break the legs of the guy on the soapbox filing everybody up.
Which had more strikes and worker actions, USSR single state union socialism, or hypercapitalist pre-90's America?
I'm not ctrl-fing lmao, you can read all about what Hitler thought of privatization and how it should be handled and then we can historically see how they handled it. Clearly they were completely right wing and privatized. U.S had 40% of its revenue coming from private companies but since Germany had 1.4% of it they were totally right wing.
Didn't Hitler turn Germany into a socialist state?
And compare that to who had better working conditions.
Holy fuck you are retarded. That is the % of state revenue coming from the sale of previously state owned businesses to private parties.
I knew it, you have no idea what any of these cut and pasted phrases even said, you just looked for words and clicked. Jesus Christ.
They socialized basically everything but since they didn't full blown Commie everything lots of people consider that right wing.
if i told that at my college, i would most definitely get thrown out no matter the apology
That is not what that means, I think you're actually retarded. Poor kid.
Seems like mental gymnastics to me.
never
You don't even know what the word privatization means. This is amazing. Are you on summer break yet?
I clicked to read some greentexts, but instead I got ep, 322 of brainlet v. brainlet
feelsbadman
Apparently you have no idea what any of that means. Germany was not anywhere close to being as privatized "right wing" America.
The Soviets banned unions because there was no one to strike against other than the state. But national strikes used to be incredibly dangerous, and union-busting is right wing as you say. But corporatism of national unions, a la Mussolini and Hitler, or even Peron, is also right wing. It is an attack on the Left's organizing power and it protects the ability of large businesses to operate. The other user doesn't know what any of these words mean though. As seen further here
>I was forced to apologize to everyone
Lol, no, pussy, you weren't. You were told to do something by people YOU were paying money to. You did what you were told. Backing down from them is what gives them power, and that's what you did. Did they return your balls when the semester was finished?
Will you shut the fuck up or make an actual interesting point already?
>paying for abuse and ostracism
You're a fucking idiot.
>own basically everything
>sell 1.4% in revenue of it back to people
>literally RIGHT WING!!!!
Lmao
>literally socialized unions
>right wing
LMAO this is too funny.
Yeah, that’s what you get for bringing bullshit history revisionism invented by autistic edgelords into the outside world.
Can someone explain to me how Hitler wasn't a leftist without conflating leftism with communism?
Oh good, you finally looked up one of the words you were using before trying to talk about it. Keep going, you will learn even more!
And it's okay, you don't have to admit you thought it meant something completely different. I know your ego is too fragile to handle it.
LITERALLY THE MOST RIGHT WING COUNTRY EVER!!!
Nah I didn't because I don't give a shit about that when Germany literally seized the means of production. Germany was not right wing lmao, you can kick and scream all you like trying to say they were just because you're probably an actual Commie.
Socialist art school failure who's cabinet was Majority vegetarian.
Sorry. Hitler was a onions boy leftest
>Nationalist
>Leftwing
t. retard american that doesn't know that national socialism is neither marxist nor capitalist.
I know you Eurotards call anyone who isn't a Commie right wing anyways so fuck off.
>Thus, they enjoyed a full 18 days of paid vacation per year. Hitler introduced the standard forty-hour work week in Europe. As for overtime work, it was now compensated, as nowhere else in the continent at the time, at an increased pay rate
>I admit I had no idea what I was talking about but now I do!
>posts graph that doesn't support his argument at all but actually harms it (though he doesn't know enough to understand why)
It's been fun, boyo.
Just becouse something is collectivly leftwing does not make the entire ideology leftwing, as national socialism wants the best for the race and people, they adopted economic policies according to this.
The left/right thing does not work and is retarded, it's a third position.
How does that harm it? Do you honestly actually think all those countries above 1.4% are right wing? LMAO OMG NO WAY!!!!!
>"Muh fascism is left wing gaiz!"
Totalitarianism =/= leftwing you moron
>argument is literally everything didn't get seized
>therefor they were just like republicans!
LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
You're still not explaining how he wasn't a leftist. You're just telling me he wasn't without giving reasons why.
Totalitarianism =/= rightwing you moron.
why would a college in the land of the free kick someone out for bringing up a man
Yeah, national socialism is neither rightwing nor leftwing.
kek
Oh well I guess that settles that, their only policy was totalitarianism, good talk eurotard.
>Being this retarded
Hitler himself was a leftie.
>vegetarian
>non smoker
>fucked animals
>loved cock