My wife just gave me a blowjob. It was fucking unreal. She deep throated me and slobbered all over it and I came in her mouth. She also makes dinner for me every night. I'm laying in bed now ready to get a comfy sleep before I go to work tomorrow and repeat the process again. When I asked her how I got so lucky, she says because you treat me so good and I love you.
Enjoy your fleshlight tonight you enormous race traitor faggots.
I’m going to screen shot this post and fap to it forever.
Caleb Bell
>making a post about a blowjob. If your girl doesn't suck your dick at every opportunity she ain't your girl.
Josiah Davis
When I ejaculate I have a burning pain, I got tested for STDs but nothing turned up. Help did I jack it too much?
Angel Anderson
How many kids you got Rabbi?
Jaxon Diaz
I bet your wife would give me a blowie joey if I asked her nicely
Juan Nelson
You ought not to have caused any permanent damage unless you're way overboard. Take this opportunity to do a few short runs of nofap in case there's something irritated or inflamd that needs some time to return to normal. If that doesn't work then ask your doc.
Levi Cox
Yeah she gave me the same thing this morning.
Thomas Hernandez
>way overboard
Is no lube five times daily for fifteen years “overboard”?
Yeah, that's kind of a lot. And no lube 5 times a day if you're cut sounds pretty horrible. It's probably a good idea in general to lay off.
Not that there's anything wrong with jacking it 5 times a day once in a while.
Adrian Wilson
It's because your foreskin was used as a beauty product. The whole point of the foreskin is to collect smegma which is used as a natural lube. It's why I only wash my dick every 2 weeks.
Ethan Thomas
LARPing as your father again, leaf? That's the spirit!
My gf is voracious about it and loves sucking me off in public places. I know it’s gonna get us in trouble eventually. Fucked her mouth in a bar that had a photo booth, then a week or so later she begged me to cum in her mouth in an alleyway after we spent a few hours dancing at a club.
Apex though was right before we were exclusive, I came in a virgin blonde girls mouth in the morning and went to her in the evening, where she proceeded to make me cum twice with her throat before I could go soft
Honestly bros I could die tomorrow and feel happy about it
you death gripped your cock so hard you fucked up your urethra, but it's temporary, it needs time to heal, just stop beating your meat for a month or two. this is not a post i thought i'd be typing tonight
Isaac Gray
>once every 2 weeks lol if I did that even with my jewdick it would stink like hell and be all greasy grossy to touch.
Leo Fisher
fpbp what a stupid bitch
Henry Barnes
>She deep throated you married the town bicycle then (also sage & hide this thread)
Ryder Bailey
BUT I DID NOT GET A SAY IN THE MATTER FUUUUUUUCK FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK I JUS WAN MY DICK BACK FUUUUUUCK I WOULD RATHER BE A NIGGER THAN CUT FUUUUUUUUUUCK
this, ex-fatty girls who puked/starved themselves to skinny give the best deep throats, and they still have the enthusiasm of a fat girl. to be honest, if you get one of these elusive creatures -- marry them, not even joking.
David Peterson
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Colton Wood
take a dose of nofap user nobody likes a guy who faps to fucking children
irk he doesn't even have a codeword system to differentiate his inside vs. outside clothes in order to hide his power level. My system is based around the colors of spray paint I use to mark the different laundry bags in order to separate loads of laundry.
Nathan Reyes
you don’t get deep throughed by your own wife, you fucking degenerate leaf.
my mom made me label my clothes because i kept mak,ing people uncomfortbale
Charles Clark
You know what youre looking at stop it.
Nathan Martinez
>wasting his seed.
what a faggot.
Nolan Collins
Take a fucking break from Jacking off dude. Could be an injured eurethra, could be soap residue, could be whatever you are using for lube. could even be a low level bacterial infection.
Jayden Foster
I guess larping > cucked so its kinda an improvement... maybe the leafs are turning over a new ...?
David Rivera
I had this a few times, it's ants
Dylan Parker
This isn't your erotic stories board fucking degenerate
Parker Butler
Funny you say that, because here we have a torture method where we insert ants in the subject's urethra
Nathaniel Watson
underrated
spbp
Jackson Wilson
>Apex kys
Tyler Williams
this its a terrible idea that can only end with some people being shoot.
Asher Gray
a 5 minute blowjob, makes up for 35 years of working for a boss who is incompetent, a company who will offshore your job, and a government which will take your money and support those who don't want to work with it.
lmao.
Jonathan Robinson
>baby sideburns What was ment by this???
Isaac Reyes
Deepthroat is a porn meme that feels wrong. Roof of the mouth and teeth. Porn has ruined oral sex. Chicks need retraining to do it properly.
any woman willing to put a dick in her mouth is not a woman worth respecting
Lincoln Richardson
Yeah right! She'd want at least 500 good boy points.
Camden Green
You sound like the kind of guy who hasn't tried to see if he can suck his own cock.
Liam Sanchez
I have not, because I do not want a penis in my mouth, not even my own.
Masturbation is fine, but I think sucking your own dick would be way too much effort for too little payoff.
Mason Rogers
Lol you see surprised, like it doesn't happen often. How did she get so good I wonder?
Brayden Gray
That's what guys who can commonly report, but it's still something I would definitely want to try just to find out what it's like. Kind of like prostate stimulation is amazing and worth trying, but I think really only worth the effort once in a blue moon.
Brandon Gray
And tonight I dine and the meat I eat is my complete and total defeat owned by (You)
>She deep throated me and slobbered all over it and I came in her mouth Kek I wonder how much other cock she sucked and fucked to learn that technique. Does that keep you up at night?
Nathaniel Murphy
>always wears his trench coat with his cargo shorts and Hatsune Miku tee and unclipped sketchers
Henry King
>inb4 37
Dylan Wood
She fucks me when you're at work, and she treats you so well because she feels guilty that she's kissing you with the tongue that cleans my anus.