I'm a mexican intellectual

They have to mask the smell of taco grease dripping out of their pores

Was thinking the same thing.
#fpbp

Sage

I come from a pure line of Irish and German ancestry. I have a pure Bavarian phenotype.

AMA

What is the meaning of life?

What do native beaners think of their Mexican cutie3.14 daughter dating a white boi?

Are you circumcised?

What are your plans for sinkhole de mayo?

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If my ancestors never mate with native americans am I still Spaniard?

have you been to Tamaulipas ?

>Mexican astronauts

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why do you fucking cunts insist on parking infront of other people's home? I understand that a public street is a public street, but can't you "family-oriented-praise-gramama" faggots have some common fucking courtesy and park infront of your OWN house and then further down the street if required?

I'd really fucking like it if I could come home from a 12 hour day at work and have a god damned spot to park that isn't 500 yards away from my own fucking house.

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>Intelectual
Kek

Ok. What's is your posture about the possible amnistia with the drugs cartels that AMLO want to impose?

How come Mexicans smell so strongly of corn, but white people never smell of corn, no matter how much they eat?

HOLY SHIT THIS.

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Can I have fries with that?

How do you feel about the political climate in Mexico?

>I'm a mexican intellectual
>ask me anything
Can I get extra cheese on that burrito?

it will always leak out
the perfect way to eat a burrito is to actually acknowledge this as a fact

stop being such a perfectionist faggot

nothing really
we don't celebrate that day in here

yes, Reynosa

uneducated people are like that, not just mexicans

AMLO does not wants to win the presidency this time

he is just saying random shit, just to pretend he is a candidate, and then he can keep the campaign money for himself as a "Jubilacion" (retirement)

desolated, powerless and shamed

Go back to you country you wetback beaner spic homosexual transgender atheist

What is the deal with official age of consent? Is it really 12?

>go back to the country you are in

Why chicken crossed the road, Miguel?

to take a peak at these nice tits

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>Go back to you country
>you wetback
>beaner
>spic
>homosexual
>transgender
>atheist

ATHEIST? like, wtf man! I have feeling, ya know?! I am not made out of stone! calling me atheists was wayy crossing the line you jerk

Chinga tu madre wey.

Let me fuck your sister to spread my white power.

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youtube.com/watch?v=dmKwDaeC3nM

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m-kay

How do you propose getting rid of narcos?

well, there's lways this morons who wants attention no matter what, it's always either we wuz white n sheeeit or huuur duuur trump won't do shit...

although it may sound weird, it is kinda like what happened in burgerland, the whole election is about getting the current government and their shills triggered and thus far it seems to be working as PAN and PRI candidates aren't doing particularly well, PRI are beyond saving given their greed and faggotry and PAN shitty (((((war on drugs))) only brought nothing but suffering and trouble therefore leaving nothing left but the meme candidate amlo.

Wow she's sucking it in hard.

Middle of the night town raids

first we AMLO them
(tell them we will make deals with them)

then BRONCO them
(shop their hands off)

=)

How many tacos can a grown man eat in one sitting if hes only had one beer?

10 tacos or
4 quesadillas con carne (with beef)

actually, it can not be done as long as there are hordes of junkies living in U.S, were it nor for those degenerates these dudes would have either disappeared or changed their plans and sell some other crazy shit.

>bu bu but when da wall n sheeeeit

migrants do not carry that much drugs dude, the border patrol are involved in that shit, the biggest shipments have made it into burgerland through trucks not wetbacks

SUCK MY DICK
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how much is an ounce of good coke in Mexico

>he is pretending
well, then the other two are so fucking incompetent morons that even this old man fooling around is beating them... oh god the butthurt, as well as the memes, will be glorious if that jackass wins ayyyyyy

dunno, but a gram is about $100 pesos ($5 USD)

What does the revolucion mean to you?

white genocide

Ever smell a dogs feet, probably about a quarter smell like corn.

do you think America should legalize weed?

sure, why not

its not like you guys need to be babysitted, or lack the knowledge to know that drugs are for fucking losers

¿Por qué ella no me ama?

Tacos or burritos?

Alguna vez te amo?
Alguna vez te beso?
Alguna vez te dejo que le chuparas las tetas?

Tacos most of the time

I think of burritos as a portable way of eating food on the go, without needing a table to sit down and eat them

I used to think "asada" meant beef. How much of a jackass must I have looked to all those mexicans taking my orders when I said "asada" when asked which meat I wanted?

I'm a mexican sombrero.

Dance around me like a fucktard.

It depends on the context

on the taquerias that I frequently go, they ask what type of "meat" do you want. It usually goes like this;

1) Asada (beef)
2) Al pastor (pork)
3) Tripa (roasted guts, chick love that shit)

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I mean will it have any impact positive or other wise on your homeland?

Can you tell us anything about other mythological creatures?

it would render drug lords powerless, so I guess positive

would the politicians there be happy or mad because less cartel bribes?

I guess more happy

my first 2 languages are natives, spanish is my 3rd language.
t.100% indio poster

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How would you write a BMI calculator in phyton 3.5?

What is your tribe? How do you feel about the Iberians in Europe and the mestizos who look down on you.

do people n mejico hate trump? also, whats your idea of a solution so you dont leave mexico the way we leave serbia for germany?

Not him, but user, that's really fucking easy dude.

Why don't you make your own fucking country great instead of invading the USA, and why don't you faggots stand up to the cartel in your country?

they have to have someplace to put their 13 ricers.

2 prompts, one division and one print statement

what is it with all of the mexicans jiren posting?

>all
It's literally one person avatarfagging

quieres taco bell?

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why is it that when you shove a cat up a Mexican's ass they make the same sound?

/tread

>burritos are too hard to make
>stop being a perfectionist, white man

>/tread

American intellectuals.

is an american nigger still a nigger if they only fuck niggers?

Did anyone ever believe your lies?

What's the square root of taco?

Could you beat this guy in a debate?

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