/ptg/ President Trump General - Happy Edition

PRESIDENT DONALD J TRUMP
whitehouse.gov
donaldjtrump.com/

>b-but Trump hasnt done anything!
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PREV APPEARANCES/LINKS pastebin.com/ynXV6CHT
DAILY SCHEDULE (WH Press Corps) publicpool.kinja.com/
TrumpTV Weekly Updates: pastebin.com/6HbHjbqF
NEWTRUMP NIGHTLY NEWS pastebin.com/yArfUKdC

NEW APPEARANCES
>Pres Trump/Nigger Pres Buhari press conf 4/30/18
youtu.be/dOXHITJNu1E
>Pres Trump meets w/Nigger Pres Buhari 4/30/18
youtu.be/W4Cn47ePFAU
>Pres Trump greets Niggerian Pres Buhari 4/30/18
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>VP Pence @El Centro CA on the border 4/30/18
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>VP Pence visits Border Patrol Station 4/30/18
youtu.be/LFaq2ewuqwg
>VP Pence tours Board Wall construction 4/30/18
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>SoS Pompeo w/Jordan FM 4/30/18
youtu.be/JErPc-YHk44
>SoS Pompeo w/Saudi FM al-Juberi presser 4/30/18
youtu.be/FqiNCwGf9xQ
>ICE/Border Protection @House on budget 4/30/18
c-span.org/video/?443753-1/
>WH Video: Bring your kids to work Press Brief 4/30/18
youtu.be/K3nroB_vTVo
>WH Video: Bring your kids to work day 4/30/18
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>WH Video: Pres Trump welcomes merkel 4/30/18
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>Pres Trump MAGA Rally in MI 4/28/18
youtu.be/Xv1r1wWKcMc
>Mooch @Jewpost event 4/29/18
youtu.be/530RW8MkUo0
>SoS Pompeo w/bibi press conf 4/26/18
c-span.org/video/?444811-1/
>SoS Pompeo @House of Saud 4/28/18
youtu.be/klV502fIeEc
>[Fun Stuff] Trump Acting Career
youtu.be/AcqhXgOkX5o
>Pres Trump Weekly Address #52 4/27/18
youtu.be/sbOOibsEUrM
>Pres Trump Presser w/PM Angela 4/27/18
youtu.be/6HFAMMf6Aa0
>Pres Trump meets w/PM Angela 4/27/18
youtu.be/FD9WM7MR3Yc
>Pres Trump French Kisses Merkel 4/27/18
youtu.be/qXjQ0I-xdBk

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Reminder that traps are gay

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Awoo!

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AWOO

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I like coming to /ptg/ because my frens are here.

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If Flynn gets off does Müller go the fuck away?

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Anyone else feeling a disturbance in the force lately. Like an uneasy smugness? So much going on yet complete silence from Russia.

I love Kellyanne

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Imagine scheduling a squad of shills during REAL AWOO HOURS.

That's like...a grand strategy game where you just toss your 5 unit army against a 34 unit army.

Just, why?

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Where you at user?

Who attacked Kushner?

LET'S TAKE LOEBSACK OUT OF OFFICE IN NOVEMBER! FREE IOWA!

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Do you we purify the white race, lads? We're the last hope.

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No, Manafort has to blow him out too.

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These people aren't your friends user

Awoo frens are best frens.

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Onlt general that matters

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yeah whatever, so is half of Jow Forums.

Is she /ourgirl/?

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I havent seen that one yet, im saving some GOAT movies for later in my life, dont want to burn all my stock up at once

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Reply to this with
Happy Comfy Songs.

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Don't care I'd hit it on general principle.

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Listen, hugbox redditors. Not everyone who disagrees with you is deep into psyops or a shill. Some people just disagree. For instance, me.

Rural white voter here. Voting for Trump was possibly the biggest mistake of my life. Probably the worst president we've had in the last 700 years. We must impeach him now and lock up his most fervent supporters. The travel ban is racist and the white house is literally full of islamophobic texts and art. Hate can only be defeated by destroying it from the top down.

On top of his blatant racism, now he is literally destroying the planet earth and ruining young and promising female entertainers' lives. Now he is literally bombing other countries and pulling stunts on the world stage with Macron that make us look like a total joke. Calling other heads of state childish names. Even his wife doesn't want to hold his hand. Now he's in a pissing contest with Iran because putting the world at risk with North Korea wasn't enough. How long before we find "WMD's" 2.0? We can stop this bloodshed before it starts.

What kind of example is he setting for our children?

Do the right thing, fellow rural white voters. Call your senator or congressman and set things right.

OFFICIAL WHAT THE FUCK IS MUELLER EVEN DOING THEME
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>What was your reaction to news reports on Jan. 12, 2017, and Feb. 8-9, 2017?

>What was your opinion of Mr. Comey during the transition?

>What did you think and do in reaction to the news that the special counsel was speaking to Mr. Rogers, Mr. Pompeo and Mr. Coats?
archive.is/vR7o0

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They're probably in total damage control mode in Moscow. NK, Syria, and Iran are Putin's geopolitical allies at the moment. If the US bends them over a table all that Russia really has left as an ally is China, who we're also bending to our will.

youtube.com/watch?v=QL2do4HFNJs

I imagine it's the same principle as getting assigned to a guard post in Siberia because you accidentally kicked the Premier's dog.

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Bremerton

RED STORM ALERT

LIST OF ENDORSED SENATE CANDIDATES

VOTE FOR THEM IN THE PRIMARIES

Arizona: Kelli Ward

She is the Trumpian candidate for the Senate nomination. Based on her social media engagement alone, it seems she has a large core base of devoted fans, whereas Martha McSally is endorsed by two of the most infamous GOP traitors – John McCain and Jeff Flake. It’s likely that McSally will not only be a sellout, but run a mediocre establishment GOP type campaign.

kelliward.com/

Florida: Rick Scott

While he did anger pro-2nd Amendment voters with that gun control bill (that isn’t so severe), he is still a much better option than the Democratic incumbent, Bill Nelson, who pandering *hard* to those who want to ban guns.


Indiana: Mike Braun

In the same way that McSally is the low energy GOPe candidate of Arizona, Todd Rokita is the low energy GOPe candidate of Indiana. Mike Braun is the Trumpian answer to defeating Joe Donnelly. He is a successful businessman who is funding his own campaign. We cannot let more uninspiring campaigners like Rick Saccone lose elections for us.

mikebraunforindiana.com/

Massachusetts: Shiva Ayyadurai (independent)

He was forbidden from the GOP nomination because the MA GOP is full of Romney-esque traitors. It’s a hard, uphill battle to oust Elizabeth Warren in Massachusetts, but he’s certainly superior to whoever the GOP will nominate.

shiva4senate.com/

Michigan: John James

Young, black, veteran. He has the energy to not only get the Trump voters who turned Michigan red in 2016 to turn out, he can appeal to independents and the rising number of blacks who are abandoning the Democratic Party.

johnjamesforsenate.com/

Missouri: Josh Hawley

He’s the young, telegenic answer to ousting Claire McCaskill, who is in a really weak position as an incumbent Democrat in the state of Missouri.

joshhawley.com/

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More like Mud Shark Energy

this tbqh famalam

who? i have no idea who she even is.

So is four of half chan

I'm their fren.
Not yours though.
Fuck you faggot.

half, come on :(

that's the mind control through your electronic devices making you think you're a homo, most people are straight. the rest is mental illness.

Is there a conveyor belt directly behind him?

>Last 20 minutes of /a/utism awareness month
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>700 years

Fix your pasta m8

I hope Ye boned her.

Montana: Matt Rosendale

The Democrat scumbag Jon Tester is in big trouble. He lied about Ronny Jackson, who Trump nominated for the Secretary of Veteran’s Affairs.

mattformontana.com/

Ohio: Mike Gibbons

Like Kelli Ward in Arizona, and Mike Braun in Indiana, Gibbons is the strong Trumpian candidate for the Senate race to oust Sherrod Brown. Gibbons has the same kind of populist appeal that made Trump win Ohio – a state that went for Obama in 2008 and 2012 – to go for him by a large margin. It is doubtful that Jim Renacci, the low energy GOPe candidate, has the ability to pull off the same success.

gibbonsforohio.com/

Pennsylvania: Jim Christiana

The Democrat incumbent, Bob Casey, is only around because he shares the same name as his popular father, but the Democratic Party has changed quite a bit since the late 80s and early 90s. Lou Barletta, sadly, is a bit of a low energy establishment cuck, so we're endorsing Jim Christiana for the primaries

jimchristiana.org/

Tennessee: Marsha Blackburn

Former Governor Philip Bredesen is a popular Democrat in Tennessee, but Blackburn is a tried and true conservative who can vanquish any Democrat.

marshablackburn.com/

Virginia: Corey Stewart

If only he won the nomination for the gubernatorial race in 2017, instead of that shill Gillespie. He is the Trumpian candidate for the GOP nomination to kick Hillary’s pathetic sidekick, Tim Kaine, out of his seat. He is strong on immigration and a whole host of other issues, and can get the people who didn’t turn out for Gillespie to turn out for him.

coreystewart.com/

West Virginia: Evan Jenkins

The Democrat incumbent traitor, Joe Manchin, is in deep trouble. This ad says it all: youtube.com/watch?v=cAJLlNzZ9II

evanjenkins.com/landing/

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That song was originally about old hobos try to lure young hobos away for sodomy, user.
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MISSILES From IRAN with love.

>A UN report obtained by Reuters shows that the ballistic missile fired by Houthi rebels in Yemen at Riyadh, Saudi Arabia was designed and made by Iran. The report says “design characteristics and dimensions of the components” are consistent with Iran’s Qiam-1 short range ballistic missile.

Add that to the list of grievances against the Iranian regime.

You can only post in this thread if you're /comfy/

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MxPx 4 lyyyyyyfe

Awoo! Let's join together and make a Red Storm in November comrade!

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there are no friends, there are just words on a screen

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i'm straight and have never really had any doubts about that. i'm guessing something like 1/3 of Jow Forums in general is gay.

>let's play user

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Why has your emperor restocked the swamp with kikes and neocons?

>anonymous retards online are my "friends"

Tell me about about all your "girlfriends ", virgin

>If the US bends them over a table all that Russia really has left as an ally is China, who we're also bending to our will.
What's amazing is that the United States is doing this when we're weaker geopolitically than anytime since the end of the cold war.

It's literally being fueled by Trump's will.

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no

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Wew no matter how old I get, this site never ceases to ruin things for me.

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she's hot, i just have no idea who the fuck she is.

youtu.be/fsccjsW8bSY

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Yeah but remember Russia warned the US not to strike Syria or there would be consequences yet nothing. Then not 48 hrs ago presumably a MOAB struck an iranian weapons depot in Syria and still no Russian response.

new queen of Pol.

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Quite comfy right now

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>Bremerton
I'm on the other side of the sound.

I remember her comments from the fappening
I'm going with maybe

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you will be voting for him next election then, right kike?

Poor, poor, Mr. Quick.

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Is this the so-called attack Jew?

How's life in enemy territory?

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anna_Kendrick

I da know about you guys but this is doing great things for my mood. I'm smiling like an idiot for no reason.

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I still don't get this reference

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YOU'RE BEDPOSTING RIGHT NOW, I KNOW.

Mousy face, but would.

Trump is fucking stupid. Why the fuck os he acting like buddies with some ugly nigger instead of attacking Iran????

Do you know that the Israeli Prime Minister exposed proof of Iranian nuclear weapons programs??????

Yet Trump does nothing to the Iranians....instead wastes tine making friends with a disgusting nigger.


Even our leader Spencer pointed this out. It is proof that Trump hates white people like us.

Wtf. I thought he was retired

oldfag or you've never had a gf

>roastie posting
They're sending female shills again, eh? Times are desperate indeed.

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Wasn't he on his death bed?

Meh. His book will do worse than Comeys'.

>clumpf blown the fuck out

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Neat.

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nigger is basically dead. not sure he is well enough to travel. he won't be voting for long (considering he has a giant brain tumor and is like 80) i'm not sure that's a bad thing.

How'd ya know?

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Who here likes Dan and Blair?

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>Dads a democrat
>was praising Oniggercare
>now he's currently getting fucked sideways because his insurance plan is shit
>can't even go the doctors anymore

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Still retarded, but not retired. The tumor hungers to feed Moloch more children.

Wasn't he already doing this? He must be about to die though if he is saying that.

YAAAAAASSS, the master warned of Grumpf’s betrayal!

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I think Trump is scary and i wouldn't want to be his enemy. Hes bombing targets indiscriminately and his top commander is "mad dog mattis"....

>our leader Spencer

kys

>How's life in enemy territory?
I want out. Some confederate user wanted to get breakfast with me the other day though.

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Haven't even heard of Renacci, Gibbons all the way. Unfortunately a lot of people I know who voted for Trump might not vote this time around, they either have bought the narrative he's been doing a bad job, voted him in for the lulz, or feel like nothing will change. I've got more black people to go out and vote though, bunch of guys at work have been getting CCWs. The whole gun control shit made it easy street

i'm not sure the ghost writers will be quick enough to push one out. also, he won't be able to do a book tour.

Concentrate on your hand.
Imagine my hand slowly embracing yours.
Our fingers intertwine.
I wrap the blanket around us.

>time to comfy post in /ptg/

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Someone post the red pill image talking about Shale oil and china thank you.

>I can vote my conscience
>votes to die

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TOO SOON

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