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May 1, 2018 - 04:14
PLEASE SAVE US FROM CHINA MR USA
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May 1, 2018 - 04:15
Burger autism with frens!!!
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May 1, 2018 - 04:15
Burger party?
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May 1, 2018 - 04:15
If North Korea is going to get a burger joint it should be the best burger joint, Shake Shack.
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May 1, 2018 - 04:15
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May 1, 2018 - 04:15
enjoy getting RICED
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May 1, 2018 - 04:15
YES, WHO IS GRILLIN'?
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May 1, 2018 - 04:15
Can i come? I'll bring food
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May 1, 2018 - 04:16
We're done lads
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May 1, 2018 - 04:16
AWOOOOOOO
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May 1, 2018 - 04:16
besides i don't know how you would meet up with mere words
May 1, 2018 - 04:16
there should be a guestbook to sign sign and leave without talking to anyone else
May 1, 2018 - 04:16
Who is this chick?
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May 1, 2018 - 04:16
youtube.com /watch?v=IFUjwj_RB5o Don't stop me now I'm having such a good time I'm having a ball Don't stop me now If you wanna have a good time just give me a call Don't stop me now ('Cause I'm having a good time)
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May 1, 2018 - 04:16
Me husband's a bloody ute!
May 1, 2018 - 04:16
Wait a second, this is bait!
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May 1, 2018 - 04:16
Okay but you have to promise to relax your gun laws and make Cronulla Part 2 commence again.
May 1, 2018 - 04:16
this repost is for james
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May 1, 2018 - 04:16
imagine the chain of events that had to occur to bring this into existence.
May 1, 2018 - 04:16
WHERE MY /GRILLBOIS/ AT
THIS IS A BURGER THREAD
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May 1, 2018 - 04:16
I remember their IPO, was fun watching it bounce all over the place. I wonder where it is trading at now.
May 1, 2018 - 04:16
Hi
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May 1, 2018 - 04:17
The only way I'd eat anything there is if someone brought over some mommy gfs to make sandwiches and cookies
May 1, 2018 - 04:17
>Shake Shack. I think you meant Five Guys
May 1, 2018 - 04:17
Alright lads, the /ptg/ One-Time-Only Autism Awareness Potluck is right around the corner.
What food are you bringing?
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May 1, 2018 - 04:17
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May 1, 2018 - 04:17
NO
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May 1, 2018 - 04:18
blondie in the belly of the beast
May 1, 2018 - 04:18
I saw her picture and I know she made alt right youtube vids, but that's all I remember.
May 1, 2018 - 04:18
It's gained $1.36 since the IPO.
May 1, 2018 - 04:18
What state is the most autistic? We need a place for the meetup
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May 1, 2018 - 04:18
pic related
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May 1, 2018 - 04:18
THIS IS A BURGER THREAD QUICK, POST YOUR BEST BURGER JOINTS IN YOUR AREA
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May 1, 2018 - 04:18
Mormon Funeral Potatos t. Mormon who looks forward to people dying so he can eat them
May 1, 2018 - 04:18
i was just thinking of this
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May 1, 2018 - 04:18
>He actually thinks /ptg/ is organic, not bought and paid for by some trump owned pr agency
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May 1, 2018 - 04:18
LOVE WILL TEAR US APART AGAIN (LORI)
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May 1, 2018 - 04:18
I've been to Jow Forums meetups, and honestly they're not so bad. As for a /ptg/ meetup, I wouldn't a clue how it would turn out.
May 1, 2018 - 04:19
Stupid nigger, should've stayed in Africa.
May 1, 2018 - 04:19
i would bring your mother and i would beat the shit out of her.
May 1, 2018 - 04:19
HEY guys I'll pick you all up for the real life /ptg/ meet up. I'll be in a white unmarked van. We'll have the cookout in Laredo, Texas near the border checkpoint. I'll keep the van bottled locked so the human traffickers can't get in. We can get pizza too.
May 1, 2018 - 04:19
>eating food prepared by people from Jow Forums >any year
May 1, 2018 - 04:19
I'll make kranzkuchen
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May 1, 2018 - 04:19
wow youre life sounds awful. please stop posting.
May 1, 2018 - 04:19
cum brownies
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May 1, 2018 - 04:20
Better than expected. I figured it was going to go up then crash down to the $20s. I guess they've been able to compete better than I thought.
May 1, 2018 - 04:20
That cinnamon bun is broken, user
May 1, 2018 - 04:20
What are mormon funeral potatos?
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May 1, 2018 - 04:20
Kek
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May 1, 2018 - 04:20
Let our nukes into your harbors first.
May 1, 2018 - 04:20
I SWEAR TO GOD NONE OF YOU WILL CUM IN MY BURGER CAUSE I'M GOING TO JACK YOU ALL OFF BEFORE THE COOKOUT
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May 1, 2018 - 04:20
Would a location in Saudi Arabia be called Sheik Shack?
May 1, 2018 - 04:21
>We need a place for the meetup
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May 1, 2018 - 04:21
They need Chik-Fil-A because it will also serve as a Christian invasion
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May 1, 2018 - 04:21
Meetups are verboden
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May 1, 2018 - 04:21
i bet 96% of the food would be just fine. but i'm CERTAIN that like 4% would be ground up dead fetus and someone's grandparents.
May 1, 2018 - 04:21
sure just make us a state
May 1, 2018 - 04:21
That's where you're wrong. You see, unlike Five Guys, Shake Shack offers fried chicken sandwiches, the best hot dogs, and as you would assume from their name, the finest milkshakes on the market.
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May 1, 2018 - 04:21
The GOAT casserole. Look up the recipe. If I remember right it combines potatos and corn flakes and stuff (I never make it)
May 1, 2018 - 04:21
that sounds incredibly gay user
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May 1, 2018 - 04:21
Not going to reveal the best place to get chili cheese fries, so I'll just post this
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May 1, 2018 - 04:21
Pretty Bigly If Truly.
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May 1, 2018 - 04:22
CHYNA has a stronghold on the commonwealth. We need to defoo or die trying. Are you with me?
May 1, 2018 - 04:22
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May 1, 2018 - 04:22
Right over here, user. Would you like some punch and cookies?
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May 1, 2018 - 04:22
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May 1, 2018 - 04:22
but i want to deal my heroin
May 1, 2018 - 04:22
can i bring my AR-15 to the meetup?
>plz no bully
May 1, 2018 - 04:23
How about this: let's not do it and say we did? ',:^)
May 1, 2018 - 04:23
I was hoping somebody would say florida, heard the oxy is cheap
May 1, 2018 - 04:23
Taytay so we compete for her hand
May 1, 2018 - 04:23
The nearest shake shack is a little far away, if I had to pick between a burger and chicken sandwich, what should I pick?
May 1, 2018 - 04:23
I was in Vegas and did a test between In-n-Out and Shake Shack and Five Guys. Gotta give it to Shake Shack, and fries to five guys.
>that sounds incredibly gay user There's nothing gay about stimulating your penis to orgasm user. It's not like I'm going to kiss you.
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May 1, 2018 - 04:23
"experts"
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May 1, 2018 - 04:23
>not Dave and Busters just for the premium arcades
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May 1, 2018 - 04:24
Remind me how many times Obama met with a Kim and secured peace on the Korean Peninsula?
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May 1, 2018 - 04:24
Mar-a-Lago, January 21, 2025.
May 1, 2018 - 04:24
>in n out most overrated place ever
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May 1, 2018 - 04:24
vs. the people involved
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May 1, 2018 - 04:24
I'll kick you in your pants and take all your heroin, junkie.
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May 1, 2018 - 04:24
hey /ptg/
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May 1, 2018 - 04:24
>i’ll never stop reminding them adam.jpg
May 1, 2018 - 04:24