/ptg/ President Trump General - Entertainment Edition

Only if you snooze in my bed.

>can still recognize an AWOO even when pixelated like fuck

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33 what

>leafs

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Wew lad.
Bless your soul.
I'm only 8 years behind you.

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my hair is longer than that and blonde so i'm safe

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it makes you an unironic basedboy, but it is a miracle drug for intended use

years old

Everytime I take my 20mg ritalin pill i jerk off to gay furry porn for 5 hours straight

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Kissing a girl for the first time is better than losing your virginity.

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you can do it!

Even I've fucked a girl you loser

Whats /ptg/ official stance on “Iran wanted nukes” powerpoint today?

did that when I was 16

How much do you weigh?

So i'm not a basedboy if i'm using like intended

i don't think we even have a stance on that because we've been too busy making bibi memes with it

faggot

McCain has 2:10 to die before its May in Arizona

I have a Vegas trip Planned for September so if nothing happens until then then I will just get an escort.

Then you're not missing much except incredible sickness when she dumps your attached ass.

>oh, exploitable!

It unironically fucks up your brain. Alprazolam is the worst of the benzos and the second most addictive prescription drug in medicine, right behind the opioids.

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Will Best Korea become a U.S. trading partner?

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Names the Jew, but cucks for (((Trump))) too hard sometimes.

Overall an amazing young talent

>32
>virgin
And you have the audacity to call me a fag...

there is hope user, there is hope

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I miss the good days of the GOP

Back when we had men like McCain and flake. True heroes who stood up for conservative ideals like putting business first and defending our interests all over the world - especially our allies.

I'm afraid that our party has been hijacked by charlatans and has given into tribalism and ethnophobia. We have embraced the worst of our evolutionary mindset while shirking the best.

I'm sad to see it end like this. Since when did we stand for racism? We never gave a wit about your color or creed, it was what you believed that defined you in the party of Lincoln. Wasn't it our party's greatest president who tore down walls in the USSR? Yet now we want to build them to keep out our neighbors.

We were the party of patriotism, now we are the party that attacks the patriots in our FBI.

We were the party of virtue, now we are the party that supports a foul-mouthed chauvinist.

We were the party of law and order, and now we tolerate our politicians using foreign influence to harm our democracy.

We were the party of state's rights and small government, now we are the party that sues California for trying to govern themselves as see see fit with immigration.

We were the party of doing things by the book, and now were the party that broke centuries of tradition by ramming through a supreme court justice in the Senate.

We were the party that embraced the tired, the poor, the huddled masses, and now were the party of nighttime terrorism by federal soldiers in minority communities.

And we were the party that I was proud to be a part of. Not any more. Today, I changed my registration to "unaffiliated".

I hope that we will be forgiven for betraying our principles.

I would imagine so, yes. You already jerked it to trap doujins so.. just take this (You) and think about life for a moment

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He's taken the Amerimutt meme to a new level
He has an American name
Cantonese background
The dress was designed in China to appeal to western audiences
The dress design is Manchurian inspired
Just glass this fucking planet

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thought you were implying if taken recreationally, mixing it with other drugs to get fucked up, etc

I fucking knew it. Girls are gay.

BTFO
Two kilograms of gold have gone missing from the Royal Canadian Mint, three years after an employee repeatedly — and with international notoriety
> — stole chunks of the precious metal by hiding it in his rectum.
ottawacitizen.com/news/local-news/mint-calls-rcmp-after-two-kilos-of-gold-worth-110k-go-missing
There’s gold in them thar hills.
internal inventory
>about the diameter of a golf ball
For those of us who don't know, are Canadian golf balls the same size as American golf balls?
(I suppose the same question could be asked about Canadian rectums, but that question would probably start a whole new thread).
I think I will never buy Canadian gold after knowing where it has been.
American golf ball is 1.68 inches in diameter, or 4.27 cm.
Volume of a sphere having radius 2.33 cm is 40.7 cm3.
Density of gold is 19.32 gm/cm3.
Mass of solid gold golf ball therefore = 786 gm, or 27.7 oz (more than 1.5 lb).
>Therefore value of 27.7 oz golden golf ball at current gold price of $1357/oz would be $37635. ..

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So did h3h3, a literal Jew

lucky that i can only get klonopin or valium then

Go to the chicken ranch, legal prostitutes

>Peace summit for final signing and closing ceremony.
>Moon comes in. South Korean anthem plays.
>Kim comes in. North Korean anthem plays.
>They announce Unified Korean anthem:
youtu.be/3WQeTpnYN2c
World peace is gay

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remember to report for targeted harassment if you have a twitter account.

This makes me alil dizzy lol

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Your wizard powers must be incredible
All that time to practice your arts and no women to waste your time trying steal your essence

Nah, even i know recreational benzos are shit for you

I used to be a traveling musician in my college days. I got tons of pussy for many years. It's fun and if you do it with someone you love, it really is awesome.
But sex in and of itself isn't a key to happiness.
Happiness is from feeling alive. It's from having an adventure and living through it. It's getting the ol' lizard brain active and breaking the routine of life.
Ask yourself have you been having adventures or not and if you haven't, start having adventures and taking more risks.

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Wouldn't it be fun to have a gradually increasing homoerotic MMF threesome?

DON'T FORGET ABOUT THE WHITE WIZARD, BEEN A MONTH CUT OFF FROM THE WORLD!!!

#ReconnectAssange
#FreeAssange

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Yep

>"Am I willing to risk a Hillary presidency not to vote for Trump? The answer is yes. The reason the answer is yes is because I am not going to watch the only party that has a possibility of reflecting conservatism descend into this. I’m just not going to do it. I’m not going to be complicit in the death of the conservative movement at the hands of Donald Trump." -Ben Shapiro

>breitbart.com/big-government/2016/03/05/ben-shapiro-explains-why-hell-never-vote-for-trump/

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DON'T NORMALIZE HIS ABSENSE, THIS MAN IS A HERO.

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based railgun poster

>I suppose the same question could be asked about Canadian rectums, but that question would probably start a whole new thread

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I just hit wizard. I'm over it.

I didn't touch my penis delet

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>chicken ranch, legal prostitutes
I hope you are not fucking with me because I will do this.
Can I choose the escort?
Because I want the one with the biggest tits.

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>tfw to MEMRI episode of this

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>MMF threesome
No, sorry

Audible kek. This is Castro Jr. to a core, just like his dad. I fucking hate myself and this country and want to die ha ha
>T I R E S O M E it all is

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>And how was that?
Mushrooms are fun, but you have to be in a good mood and able to control your environment. I had to make a roommate turn off Lord of the Rings because the soundtrack was weighing heavy on me.

OFFICIAL PSYCHICAL CONTACT RANKING

1. Cuddling.
2. Kissing.
3. Handholding.
4. Mutual masturbation.
5. Oral.
6. Penetrative sex.

>this spreads AIDS
Just so everyone knows

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no*

>tfw no Cuban wife

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I thought you were gay?

Guaranteed condition of whatever agreement they come up with. Whether it's part of the plan or if we're really going that far off script, BK wants back in the Kool Kountries Klub. The real question is if they'll be stuck with a (((central bank))) as part of their Faustian bargain.

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I'm probably too content
jacking it to camwhores and rarely leaving the house is just so comfy

RESUME BURGER POSTING REEEEEEEE

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you DO get magic powers at wizard status, right?
a-asking for a friend

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There’s tons of options. Owners a great guy. Each girl is an “independent contractor”. It’s the best brothel in the state

Please be nice

because we're the cunts who are supposed to die for some nonsense fight with a marginal power that poses no threat

>world peace is gay

take that back right fucking now

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What have you done with your Wizard powers?

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How does Shapiro feel about Trump now that he has been arguably a more conservative president than even Reagan?

Even Levin defends Trump at this point, so I'm wondering how Shapiro feels about him.

Lol I think she just made that, in the last 50 minutes.. Look at the time stamp

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that's not to be discussed

>Girls are gay
If M+F is gay, what is F+F?

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is there like an inner knowing that you're doing it right or are you living in misery peeps?

Thanks, rare flag.

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>what is F+F?
You tell me.

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Not most are gay, user. Keep your head high and your confidence level at MAX

Finally I have a reason to post this again.

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>rare flag.

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dont spread this misinfo my dude. i know Jow Forums hates the pharmaceutical jew but they're clearly the biggest type of business for a reason. if you're genuinely going to the doctor and telling the truth to them, they will prescribe a drug that works for people. no drug is 'inherently bad' for you when taken at correct doses. yes benzos are addicting, but antipsychotics are just as well

Oh hey it's contractor user. How are you doing? Is the increased light making you feel better? Did you packages from Amazon make it?

I take it you haven't moused over it?

sure but I can't mix in a girl, my brain just can't handle that

here is an interesting take

youtube.com/watch?v=GjH0fG-FIB4

that's why you're gay, this is evidence vapid women and sex without love = degeneracy and degeneracy leads to homo thoughts, lifting, and becoming a gay

F

I’ve never listened to him...he’s a character in a bad movie as far as I’m concerned...

I hear a lot about the greatness of Ben Shapiro.
He has ideals. He criticized the Roseanne debut.
>But not only has he accomplished NOTHING for the country he’s a deeply unpleasant person who lies about the president.
Shapiro is like Ann Coulter. Both of them studied the film critic Rex Reed, whose signature viciousness became the defining trait of East Coast punditry.
>What Shapiro does is waste time.
He engages in pointless debates with people who will never agree with him.
>This is old-school conservatism. It's about endless yakking and doing nothing.
Shapiro is obsolete.
The angry, nasty, negative, East Coast pundit spewing insults is a denizen of the dead past.
So I don't care about Shapiro's alleged ideals.
>He's done nothing to improve the lives of anyone.

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>rare flag
>almost replying "haha that's the flag of Norway faggot"
>checks flag
>definitely rare
>mfw

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holy shit it actually is rare
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Doing well. I’m enjoying the light honestly. Surprisingly I’ve adjusted to sleeping through it, which was one of my biggest worries.

Nm, I think I'm just still high from smoking a lil weed yesterday haaa

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