/CPD/ Lets get ready for summer

>BUT WHO THE FUCK IS ROBERT???
ROBERT is the hero Chiraq needs but doesn't deserve; His nemesis is MALE BLACK, a notorious thief, murderer, and general rapscallion. By night they battle for the fate of the city.

FOR YOUR LISTENING PLEASURE

>>CPD Dispatch Stream:
broadcastify.com/listen/feed/763/web

>>Same feed with ambient music:
youarelistening.to/chicago

>>For Ambiance:
soundcloud.com/sithdemonic/sets/newwaveretro

DANK AUSSIEROBERT OC:
youtube.com/watch?v=ZMLxgBxSiyU

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BACK THE BLUE
>>Get Behind the Vest donation drive:
getbehindthevest.org/
>Chicago cops aren't even issued fucking armor by their shithole city.

>>The Chicago Police Department Memorial Fund (ALSO GET SOME SWEET SWEET MERCH):
cpdmemorial.org/

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CHICAGO'S K/D RATIO:
>>Shootings Scoreboards:
heyjackass.com
dnainfo.com/chicago/
chitownmugshots.com/
crime.chicagotribune.com/chicago/shootings/
crime.chicagotribune.com/chicago/homicides/
homicides.suntimes.com/

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>>Chicago Racial Demographics:
radicalcartography.net/index.html?chicagodots

>>Chiraq Gangland Map:
wbez.org/shows/wbez-news/in-chicago-gangs-abound-but-where-are-they/0d956c2e-171a-483a-8666-f5228d98812d

>>Police Codes:
bearcat1.com/radioil.htm

>>Chicago Police Dept. Directives:
directives.chicagopolice.org/directives/

>>Related twitter
twitter.com/spotnewsonig
twitter.com/hashtag/shitoemcsays

PASTEBIN: pastebin.com/pD418Eky

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youtu.be/_ZaOKhgoS4Q
twitter.com/AnonBabble

It's been a really long confusing day for me. I don't like emotions but I like /comfy/. Anyone else the same?

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The only decent thread on this board anymore. Thanks OP.

>female crying, something does not sound right.
>disturbance: husband is drunking and hitting his wife
>person with a gun: slow it down
>domestic:boyfriend touching girlfriend while yelling
>loud party: slow it down
>check yo keys
>semi parked in the middle of an interstate
>bald male black pulling out womans hair


>tfw the /cpd/ season starts.

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>black male in all black, possible in black car
Is this the man with the gun?
>male and female fighting and talking about weapons
>
disturbace: loud music in an alley
>sgt. needed at location.


So how's life Jow Forums? get a blanket, turn the lights off, relax.

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Did I just hear that a nurse got hit by other staff?

Their radios are shit.

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>woman's apartment broken in to. She only speaks russian. Have fun with that.

Lol.

>65 degrees in Chicago

Real Robert Season firing up

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>aggravated battery with a firearm
>officers should use extreme caution and assume all occupants are armed

>shots fired

>weapon status: recovered
>12 y/o caller says a man is beating her mom

>4 male blacks waiting in a car to attack the caller
>shots fired at Jackson and Hamilton
>"...and if someone shows up stabbed to the hospital, you can [something]"

one of the dispatch grills, or maybe a Robert sounds really qt

>Trayvon Butler, 25 got shot

>intoxicated male white or His Panic is on the ground and needs help getting up

>female was seen jumping on a male
>two cars on fire in an alley

>man on the corner in a wheelchair passed out

>injured officer in seventh district, has injuries to the wrist and face

>3 people outside fighting at Nashville
>person unresponsive in a shopping cart

>male walking through the park with a rifle near the playground area

>caller whispered that she was involved in a domestic and then hung u

>domestic with an intoxicated dad pulling out his mom's hair and threatening to punch the caller
>at 2:45am on a Tuesday

>three male hispanics tried to rob a homeless male

>30 shots fired at 2147 west Gladys

>caller heard several shots and now theres a Nissan that crashed into a light pole

>2 males fighting in the alley by Troupe

>"got blood on the floor and a butcher knife on the bed" at south Racine

>2-3 male hispanics were stealing parts off a vehicle
>disturbance with a male black roommate walking around the apartment with a knife

>male and a female are fighting, both are screaming for help, the male says the female has a hammer

>female and male in the alley having sex on a vehicle
>theres a coyote running westbound on the road

>male black with a hoodie and a gun threatening to blast the security
>domestic with an intoxicated gf refusing to leave the apartment

>grass on fire

>male black hit a female black in a vehicle
>caller says her hispanic boyfriend hit her

real wifebeating hours

>ambulance on the scene responding to an overdose
>guy got locked out of his own house

>4:31 in Chitown
>maybe the male black has finally settled dow-
>domesticated battery, caller says the boyfriend jumped on her and tried to choke her, he now has a hammer in his hand

>9 shots fired at 4234 West something

>4 shots fired at North healer
>shots still firing

>sleeping vagrant at the vestibule

>fight at [somewhere]
>sister is bipolar, there is now an ambulance going to her

Idk, remember the Dorner threads?
This board was a anti police board for a very long time. Since the chimpening during the election, now it's swinging the other way.

I'm a fount of racial and cultural hatred, but I can't help feel this nagging feeling that police support is a psyop. Unless Jow Forums can tell me why they support the police beside
"lol who else is going to protect you from the blacks?" Or the everlasting "they kill niggers".

But on those meme questions...
Why are they allowed to do that?
Why are you not?
Why do you support a class of people that put themselves above you?

WHAT HAPPENED TO THIS BOARD?

>the intoxicated boyfriend jumped on her
>railroad ties are on fire, union pacific called this in

>they got a man down by the dumpsters

>fire on the fence at 909 Francisco
>female black prostitute at 3059 West Washington

Welcome back /CPD/ I missed you

When is checkday in Chicago? Is it today? We need some kind of /cpd/ chicacago checkday chimptacular. I'm sure it's a madhouse.

Aside from memeing people supported Dorner because he ran amok over what sounded like somewhat legitimate grievances.

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Did those grievances end in the cabin.

Pehaps they cornered the man in that cabin, but never the legend.

>fires rolling
>ill grab my marshmallows

>drunken male is on the street playing music and throwing bottles

>Jeffrey on the scene at the Jewish school with an incorrect passcode

>male black, homeless with mental issues screaming at people on the street

>15 y/o daughter tried to kill herself on pills because of a domestic with her mother

>caller says the girlfriend is throwing things at him

>this sultry ass dispatch talking to the Robert about a green ford SUV
>its her birthday

The Chad Robert vs. The Virgin Morgue Employee

>2 females being robbed by a male holding them at gunpoint, going through their purse

>auto accident with injuries involving children
>homeless guy sleeping by the dumpster behind a bank

>domestic with intoxicated brother
>boyfriend is kicking the door, drinking and smoking

>burglary in progress, caller states an unknown amount of assailants on the front and back sides of the residence

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>female caller at a Dunkin Donuts called and then hung up, no answer
>it was a girl begging for money in the street

youtu.be/_ZaOKhgoS4Q

My body is ready

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I try to find videos of chicago gang violence but i rarely ever see new videos, which is surprising considering how much violence there is there.

And which gangs are at war with eachother?

>52 y/o mother threatened to hurt herself if she didnt go to school

idk man but it seems like the Latin Kings and Vice Lords are the most prevalent in general

GD has an insane amount of turf.

can i get a quick rubdown on Chiraq gang superiority

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Whoever has more turf = winning

shoot I forgot about the Gangster Disciples. didnt realize they were so strong

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reporting for duty

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>female black who ran eastbound, she possibly has leopard-print leggings

Thank you for making a boot licking boomer containment thread

>the caller is having a problem with the 19 year-old granddaughter who's trying to assault her

>male black threatening passengers of the red line

>young male blacks are picking up shell casings from last night to cash them in in

>tfw you pick up the spoils of war after yet another sleepless night in Chicago
This image is somewhat romantic

bump, this shit is always gold