Ok Jow Forums, let's be honest here. There's no way the change in this guy's plans...

Ok Jow Forums, let's be honest here. There's no way the change in this guy's plans, goals and views changed so drastically from let's start world war 3 to gib burger haha I love you Americans withouting a big happening on the backstage. The fuck was it? Did someone threaten to swat his whole family as they sleep? Did America threaten to invade North Korea and China demanded him to appease Trump? Something must have happened and you know it

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He's creating an empire with South Korea.


There wasn't any magic threat that scared him.

It's simple really.
Trump put's tariffs on Chinese imports.
Trump says "get your child under control and we might be able lessen those tariffs."
China spanks their child and he gets in line.

>The fuck was it? Did someone threaten to swat his whole family as they sleep? Did America threaten to invade North Korea and China demanded him to appease Trump? Something must have happened and you know it

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kpop changed his mind

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those tariffs don't mean shit, china can pull out its treasuries any second.

it's probably more to do with china willing to give away north korea, so china can continue to expand globally as long as it doesn't try to invade America.

Maybe theyre buying time like theyve done for the past few decades? But this time way more serious cos theyre close to finishing nuke program.. the coming summit should reveal if this true

It's a lot easier to deal in good faith with a businessman than it is to deal with NWO Jews.
Trump changed the game.

I think lil Kim got a small taste of the secret US arsenal.

Kim was a CIA puppet. The strings were cut. Now there will be Carl’s Jr.

Kpop is peace. Kpop is life.

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>its been almost a full year
>sudden change of plans

This
And that. Remember that weapons site that got destroyed?

I really doubt he will give up all nuclear capability but if North Korea would like to liberalize and become more like China even though China is shitty in it's own right, who am I to oppose that. Doubting the narritive Kim will disarm more like hiding his bombs but if he never uses them and North Korea reforms into China or Vietnam's state capitalism is that an acceptable outcome?

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It's called diplomacy.
If Kim can stay in power AND keep his people from eating dirt then it's something he'll shoot for.
The only real problem here is your cartoonish assertion that he would want a war that would see him likely die.
Kim isn't some kind of suicidal maniac.
Rapprochement with the South brings more benefits than risks.

Haha what change are you talking about? He got everything he wanted. Peace with the south + nuclear deterrence against the US, and soon enough, withdrawal of US troops from the peninsula. American presence in the region for the past 60+ years was justified with peacekeeping the war between north and south. Now it has ended, and so did US influence on Korean peninsula, without Trump even realizing it until he'd watched it on Fox & Friends. Bwahaha

>The only real problem here is your cartoonish assertion that he would want a war that would see him likely die.
The world war 3 assertion was a hyperbole of my part. I apologize if that was not clear. Of course we wouldn't be such a raging maniac to the point of starting work war 3 against America. And even if he would be capable of it, we have no confirmation of it, therefore making it mere rumours or paranoia, even.

>be born
>terrible twos
>drop nukeys in your own soil
>get cleaned up
>introduction to happy meal
>stop crying
We are Here with North Korea
>Teenager start puberty
>first heartbreak
>rebel phase
>Young adult figuring out ideology
>heres a beer
>too much beer
>rude awakening
>have a baby
>getting your shit together
>ruler of your own destiny
>time for prostate exam
>you're finished

This group of tweets might have the sauce.

twitter.com/drawandstrike/status/991098935795167233

This. Those saying 'Muh Chinese Treasuries' need to understand that if we bought those things back at a discount, it actually helps us.

China told NK to get in line when they also agreed to sanctions as to not upset trade imbalance with U.S.

This is 100 percent China and Trump played all these Asians like a fiddle.

Looks like grazier one is fully operational now.

>America lost the Korean War
BASED KIM

Wouldn't be surprised. Been a few earthquakes in strange places these days.

Either Kim (by accident) or US/Israel/UK/RU/China spies blew that thing to high hell, all Kim's scientists are dead and most of his materials are gone. Bonus points if it was Aussies for laughs.

They showed him 10 minutes of modern feminism and told him that they would release it on his country.

China got involved and is baiting Trump with a Nobel Peace Prize away from Israeli aggression. His enormous ego was an easy access key

his face is different now, like maybe a fake

except his nuke test sight getting the ashima fuked out of it.

He ded. Body double.

The rhetoric is always far too dramatic on both sides. When something like this happens it then seems like a huge stretch when in fact it's not. The U.S. and Japan used to be at war. Look at them now. The U.S. and Germany used to be at war. Same deal. Hype. Over exaggeration. Drama. Then they shake hands and make up. Everyone just wants the same thing. Some autonomy and to be left the fuck alone. Have a burger. One of the greatest gifts the U.S. has given the world. The greatest war humans will ever right will be the war on war, and the biggest men in history will fight it and win.

Bogdanoffs ordered a kinetic bombardment

>QUICK RUNDOWN


>kinda like a nuke
>no radiation
>top secret Cold War era technology
>also used to take out the North Korean nuclear test site and force a surrender
>allows a leader to 'save face' or avoid international humiliation after being attacked because nobody knows about it

Remember when the Falcon Heavy (THE LARGEST PAYLOAD BEARING ROCKET EVER MADE) supposedly sent Elon Musk's personal Tesla into orbit?

That was a big block of Tungsten which crashed into the nuclear test site.

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Nothing changed you idiot

The olympics and summit are just a show, a child’s game to fool the stupid South Koreans into complacency

Moon means to help oust the US from Korea using The Bomb as a tool to frighten South Koreans into making fatal crash concessions for peace, and assist Kim in his final aim, that is the destruction of the Republic of Korea and its replacement by a totalitarian socialist unification government

What's your favorite Kpop girl group?

he has nukes and the tech to make nukes, now that he doesn't have to worry about getting invaded he's focusing on improving NK economically

it's that simple...

>Mountain being used for development and tests of nuclear weapons collapses
>Have to decide between starting over from square 1 with the sanctions in place, or doing an about-face to try to get the sanctions lifted.

I love how all nut jobs of different believes it was THEIR SIDE who made it.
Commies in Russia say that it was China who gave Ukrainian rocket engines to North Korea, which helped them to force South Korea and the US to start negotiations. Which could make the US leave South Korea and could give China more control over the region.

His favorite nuclear testing site went kaput.

nbcnews.com/news/north-korea/north-korea-s-vow-shut-punggye-ri-nuclear-site-appears-n869991

CIA/KCIA had kim jang nam removed as a potential heir then initiated a coup among the North Korean generals that led to the assassination of Kim Jung Un behind closed doors and immediately replaced with a laughably similar body double, Google scrubbed all images of the original Kim Jung Un and replaced them with pictures of the body double. Everyone in North Korea knows he's a body double but are too scared to say anything. This post will be laughed off or not read. These people literally have the power to rewrite reality.

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how do you know this?

My guess is a deal with China, I believe he secretly visited there recently. If he was able to reach good terms with their now dictator for life, it offers a very stable safety net for Kim, he has a backer that won't be out of power for a long time. May have been some strong coercion from China with concessions from US behind the scenes, allowing the country to become a Chinese puppet state in exchange for regional deescalation.
That's just my assumption though, so w/e.

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rocket? commando? 200 generals died?

I kinda think it probably has been his way of thinking all along. This is happening when people are talking to him directly. When its the state handling things its along the lines of how his dad ran the country. All war and parades.
Most dictators in reality just like chain smoking in their palace, drunk and high watching cowboy films and eating burgers. He is basically if fat elvis was running NK.

Take your pills user.

You remind me of the drunk guy at the bar that tells you fanciful stories that his friends older brother once told him.

It's called rods from god and it's pretty sci-fi

probably the sas and delta. maybe. who knows

Politics is not for plebs

Stick to your overlords version, goyim

It's hard to say what's going to happen. I find it hard to imagine the two countries uniting completely although it's still not out of the realm of possibility.
What I see happening is North Korea opening up markets to the Chinese, South Korea and potentially the United States. Maybe the Kim family would still be in charge or at least have influence in some honorary position. Anyway, they'd definitely make some Chinese style reforms and start to get friendlier to the south through trade and the fact that both countries share a Korean culture and race.

I legitimately believe that cave in/explosion around the time Trump visited Asia was US bunker busting his research lab.

NKs economy is right before a total collapse. He needs international Business and gibmedats to prevent a complete downfall of his regime. Not much different than the soviet union in its last days

he's not stupid. we'd been putting pressure on him and china for a while.

he knows how his kind of dictatorship usually ends when shit hits the fan and the people revolt.

A bullet to the head in a ditch somewhere.

also let's not pretend his dad was some paragon of communism and drank the koolaid either, the man liked hollywood movies, and once kidnapped a well known japanese director to make movies for him.

we got pretty heated with all this twitter back and forth and this escalation of tensions.

the olympics provided a convenient show of good will and a sort of chance to do the olive branch thing.

if he makes peace with the south and gives in to the USA's nuclear demands, he avoids war and gets the US off his ass a bit

False equivalency.

Y'all realise China and NK have a mutual defence pact right?

There was never going to be an attack unless America wanted to go to war with China the norks don't need nukes, they know it, it's a load of shit that's gone on for 30 years.
My theory is this the war machine needs to be fed now the wars in the Middle East have cooled down, the trillion in military spending from the omnibus bill soothe them and peace with NK and "help rebuilding" the country soothes the Industrial side, but agree Kim's massive about face is suspicious but I think too good to turn down.

You should write short stories