Brit/pol/ - GOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLL

>Sajid Javid replaces Amber Rudd as home secretary
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-43946845

>Israel says Iran breaking nuclear deal
bbc.co.uk/news/world-middle-east-43952196

>Woman with Asperger's removed from BFI cinema 'for laughing'
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-london-43950171

>'Up to 100' witnessed Mullaghbawn vigilante attack
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-northern-ireland-43953030

>Police Scotland chief tried to 'suppress' conduct report
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-43923469

>Four arrests after hit-and-run outside Newport night club
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-wales-43947648

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bump in the back of the net

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nz best colony

bump

Fuck I’m hungover

Reminder that traps are gay

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>a paki is now in control of immigration and foreign policy
WAKE NE UP INSIDE

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he's already said that he wants to move away from 'hostile' enforcement

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raise the roof if you want 0 (zero) immigration and mass deportation!

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Being an introvert in this shithole of a country is suffering.

what part are you in? Britain is pretty introverted and respectful of people. I can only think of london being so yankified that extroverts are the norm

The outskirts of Birmingham, West Midlands.

Muhammad Salah is a honorary brit

>Britain is pretty introverted and respectful of people
Not in my experience.

Lads, I’m going to wait till marriage to have sex.

whores on suicide watch

Well done!

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No you will ruin the economy

I hate this country

t. lillyallen

Oh, look what I found. Seems like someone was shitposting in this IP.

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Good on you lad

was it you

More like t. depressed, nihilistic, cultureless, rootless, city dwelling Anglo.

That's nice for you. There's someone in my area, using the same mobile network as me constantly requesting nonce shit and getting b& for it. Pisses me off everytime I see that cunts still roaming free.

Nope. I'm posting using mobile data, so the IPs are just randomly given out through dhcp.

mo salah for primeminister

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Can someone run me over or something so that I don't have to kill myself?

>mo salah for pri'min'ster
ftfy

They're shilling him on our telly now too.
Please stop.

BREXIT GONNA 'ELP MAKE OOS A TRULY GLOBAL COONTREH, ATS WOT ARE NIGE SAYS

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Are you okay, user?
Don't let the synthetic weird surroundings that are imposed upon you separate you from the fact that you live in one of the most beautiful countries in the world. Have you been to the forest lately?

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mo salah is a fookin ledge
propa englund footie lad
made me go muslim
fookin love pakis i do

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Seething kuffar detected

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WOTS WITH THE ATE TWORDS ABSOLUTE NORFERN LADS SUCH AS MESELF?

(no really when did this meme start Brits?)

Working class Northern England is a magical place.

>forest
There are no forests where I live.

Do you interact with people like that a lot? The lines remind me of the people who support Tommy Robinson and Britain first. They have this gay anti Islam but civic nationalist ideology that really irks me.

independent.co.uk/news/uk/politics/sajid-javid-theresa-may-new-home-secretary-immigration-rhetoric-hostile-not-british-a8330151.html
Why are you racist, Nazi, transphobic, homophobic, islamophobic, sexist, misogynistic bigots still promulgate your hateful and divisive rhetoric? Didn't you know that being against immigration is not a British value?

Fuck British values.

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Post rare Oals

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Inshallah

its camin
suicides camin 'ome

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ITS CAMIN, TERRORS CAMIN OME ITS CAMMIN

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More

'ello mate

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Fosters and a pukka pie for breakfast BACK OF THE NET

>Britain is pretty introverted and respectful of people.
Birmingham, Leicester, Manchester and theres a few more. Went to the Birmingham Bullring yesterday, shitskins everywhere. I'm not kidding, more than 50% in the center.

PHWAAAAAAR GET IN MAYTE JUST HAD A FOSTAZ FOR ME BREKFAST

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And none of them people are introverted like I am.

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user, none of them are people. I'm saying those places are lost beyond hope.

Well I'm stuck here. I can't go anywhere else, I'm going to get swallowed up by shitskins. Not like it matters or anything though, I'm a mongrel descended from every fucking people in Northern Europe so it's of no consequence anymore.

I live about 20 miles south of london and still manage to find decent woodland. You are never more than half an hours walk away from a nice woodland, user.

Woodland where you can hear cars screaming past, perhaps. I live in a suburb. It's streetlamps, tarmac and hoodlum youths for me.

You have to be special kind off fat to antagonise a supermarket to sell you pies at 7am

>nice woodland
>*is 200 meters away from you*

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fucking end me

use this pic instead. those newbuilds are the better looking ones

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>public footpath
>lovely babbling brook
>a fence suddenly appears
>the sound of radio 1 and a flymo can be heard
>ohshit.jpeg
>round the corner
>deano is mowing his 5 foot of lawn with his mint condition mower
>his wife is tanning in the shade on her phone
>deano puts down the can of stella
>shouts "OROIGHT MATE" with a cheeky breeky grin and a sly wink
>'always pays to be part of the community' he thinks to himself
>ruffle my OS map and scurry along the bridleway to find some peace of mind from this waking hellscape

Literally 2/3rds of the public supports deporting illegals.
The media storm over the last month is so manufactured.

>Sajid Javid replaces Amber Rudd as home secretary
Hehe... now the Labour voters will like me!

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Didn't mean to reply.

scary

This is too real, also, that looks like it is literally just outside where I live. I have to walk further and further every year to get to a woodland because of the plastic houses being errected everywhere. On fields I used to play on as a child, and when I walk through them to get to the forest they are slowly enveloping, the new paki residents all stare at me like I shouldn't be there.

THOSE WERE MY GOLDEN CHILDHOOD WHEATFIELD MEMORIES THAT YOUR CARDBOARD CURRY SCENTED ABODE IS BUILT UPON

>deano notices you beyond the fence
>''WOT YA DOIN OVA THERE MATE, HAHA!''

>/leftypol/

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the absolute state

How about hills and farmland?

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No, nothing like that. Wish I was fucking dead.

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Any of you chaps have the longer version of this?

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They all sound like redditors

Move to Inverness or something. Or are NEETs banned from relocating? Your dole will probably go further there.

Need a good suicide method, preferably painless.

>Scotland wants to raise the price of cheap booze
>Beeb's pic is of Frosty jacks
youtube.com/watch?v=80Dbl0O0r7k

You could cut your wrists in warm water.

Van

I thought I did but apparently not.

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take some of (((them))) out with you before you go

Charcoal burning method m8

Helium tank is the only choice. It tricks you so you don't have the suffocation reflex and just go to sleep.

Probably not a good idea to do it though mate. Go do some acid or something instead. God knows we need as many Brits as possible.

Korea

Quite the development eh?

Fuck that, I said painless.
No.
How do these methods work?

Wikipedia tells you how, I'm not going to encourage you.

coward

Forgot helium they don't supply pure helium, it'll have enough O2 in it not to kill you and worst case you'll end up a spastic.

that sounds like an excuse

You're right, I am.

Go to an escort and see if that helps. It is legal.

No.

You rent a tank of helium and breathe it until you die. Inert gasses fool your body into "thinking" it's oxygen so you don't suffer at all and just pass out and eventually die of asphyxiation. You can google it for more detail. It will literally kill you though, not a good idea for a cry for help or any of that shit.

Idk about what this user says though but it sounds plausible if a lot of guys have done it. I'm not an expert on it.

A few grass fields near my old school turned in to new housing developments. A really nice looking field near me will turn in to new housing. There's a tiny road near me with old houses on one side and stuffed new housing built on the other.

I don't mind new houses but when they cram them in to suburbs it just gets silly

bro how do u think it works man. no wonder you want to kill yourself fucking retard

They will all be given to migrants on the dole to bring up their children in

>house prices are too high
>build more houses
>not not here
>or there
>or there

theres always a loser

Seriously, fuck off. We make fun of ourselves, and some others are allowed to as well. If there's one group of people, however, who aren't allowed to take part in this grim laughter it's kikes like you who are behind almost all of the plots that have led to this situation.

Fuck off.