/ptg/ - President Trump General - Abacus! Edition

PRESIDENT DONALD J TRUMP
whitehouse.gov
donaldjtrump.com/

>b-but Trump hasnt done anything!
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DAILY SCHEDULE (WH Press Corps) publicpool.kinja.com/
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NEWTRUMP NIGHTLY NEWS pastebin.com/yArfUKdC

NEW APPEARANCES
>Pres Trump/Nigger Pres Buhari press conf 4/30/18
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>Pres Trump meets w/Nigger Pres Buhari 4/30/18
youtu.be/W4Cn47ePFAU
>Pres Trump greets Niggerian Pres Buhari 4/30/18
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>VP Pence @El Centro CA on the border 4/30/18
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>VP Pence visits Border Patrol Station 4/30/18
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>VP Pence tours Board Wall construction 4/30/18
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>SoS Pompeo w/Jordan FM 4/30/18
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>SoS Pompeo w/Saudi FM al-Juberi presser 4/30/18
youtu.be/FqiNCwGf9xQ
>ICE/Border Protection @House on budget 4/30/18
c-span.org/video/?443753-1/
>WH Video: Bring your kids to work Press Brief 4/30/18
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>WH Video: Bring your kids to work day 4/30/18
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>WH Video: Pres Trump welcomes merkel 4/30/18
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>Pres Trump MAGA Rally in MI 4/28/18
youtu.be/Xv1r1wWKcMc
>Mooch @Jewpost event 4/29/18
youtu.be/530RW8MkUo0
>SoS Pompeo w/bibi press conf 4/26/18
c-span.org/video/?444811-1/
>SoS Pompeo @House of Saud 4/28/18
youtu.be/klV502fIeEc
>[Fun Stuff] Trump Acting Career
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>Pres Trump Weekly Address #52 4/27/18
youtu.be/sbOOibsEUrM
>Pres Trump Presser w/PM Angela 4/27/18
youtu.be/6HFAMMf6Aa0
>Pres Trump meets w/PM Angela 4/27/18
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Gayniggers RAUS

MAGA

>What's the point of being a fag if you're just gonna act like a bitch?
Are you in a right state of mind user? I wish you well, this conversation isn't heading anywhere productive or even on topic.

Thanks for baking, brother

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please stop posting this i prefer the gore

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so from last thread i have decided to go to five guys for the first time today

what do i get ? what toppings ? are the hot dogs good ?

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What's concerning is that Jow Forums has infrastructure in place since the F/b/I takeover specifically to trace people who post CP. That was the entire point of their honeypot. The fact that this has been ALLOWED to continue for weeks leaves few questions about the affiliation the perpetrators...

>quis custodiet ipsos custodes?

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Is he, dare I say it, /ourguy/?

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How upset are the SJWs over the fact their precious kangz were wiped out in the last marvel movie?

has this finally become the least rare pepe?
>go to five guys
>get hot dog
BONG I WILL BING YOU

Really makes me think that the CP comes here

Lettuce
Pickle
Tomato
Grilled Onions
Mushrooms
A-1 sauce

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Get a bacon cheeseburger and fries.

Cajun fries and a bacon cheeseburger. Cherry coke.

So what did the US get in return? A better trade agreement in other areas?

Actually, yes. Australia will fight the trade bullies.

>"The exemption reflects the fair and reciprocal trade relationship Australia shares with the United States and underpins the unbreakable friendship between our two great nations," Mr Turnbull and Mr Ciobo said in a joint statement on Tuesday.
>They said the federal government would continue to work with the US and other trading partners to stop steel dumping.

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don't do it unless you're buying it for a homeless person you despise; waste of money

but seriously; look for what's most popular and decide on that - anything that takes finesse is usually cooked poorly

It's a burger. Put burger toppings on it.

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Is Kim a Jow Forumsack
probably

>Watching capeshit
I wish this place wasn't so shitty
It's always been shit but it's just getting worse and worse

It comes everywhere, not only here.

lmao I'm working on it

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Kim wants our Awoo burgers. He cannot be trusted with this technology.

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burger mind

>watching fantasy movies about african kangs and klans

YO! Jow Forums MUTHAFUKAS! WE FOUND THIS MUTHAFUCKIN BOARD!!!1!

FUCK ALL Y'ALL POSTIN' ALL THIS RACIST SHIT!

WE GON PULL A 187 ON YO SERVERS!

WE GON PULL A 187 ON YO MOOT!

AN WE GON PULL A 187 ON ALL Y'ALL SKINNY ASS WHITE MUTHAFUCKAS WHO THINK THEY COOL POSTIN THIS RACIST SHIT WHILE THEY FLYON LOW!11!!!

COME STEP TO A REAL THUG AND SAY THAT SHIT, CRACKER ASS MUTHAFUKAS!!1!

ITS A DOGGY DOG WORLD NIGGAS!!!!

THIS IS WAR!!!

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Well, we are the purest manifestation of original /b/.

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>implying
I just want the salt

capeshit has been okay to watch since deadpool; Logan was pretty cool; it's like all we have lately so why not enjoy elements..!?

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milk

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>A-1 sauce
england's five guys do not have that

>no "DIS THRED FINNA BOUTTA BE DABBED ON"
one job user

Let's say all money in the world disappeared overnight. Every bank account, gold vault and smelly Bitcoin wallet suddenly became empty. Every billionaire as rich as the hobos on the street.

Would the world be better or worse off after the reset? Would you?

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AWOO

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seriously /ptg/ is like the /b/ of Jow Forums until you get banned for being off topic

Is legacy captcha gone?

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Bacon cheeseburger with sauteed onions and mushrooms and ketchup, cajun fries, vanilla Coke mixed with orange Fanta. 10/10 meal

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Well shit, because Heinz 57 steak sauce just will not do.

if you're a homo, yes.

Remember to brush your teeth, anons!

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where the fuck have you been, five months ago?

Makes me think youre okay with it

>going at 6am

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>no WORLDSTAR
>no BOUTTA FINNA DAB
So close but missed the mark.
Try again tomorrow.

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>banned for being off topic
Requires effort.

That's what I ordered the last time I was there, though it was in Santa Cruz.
I live a mile and a half away from one but it's also right next to a Chipotle that I get fat hookups from.

>logan was pretty cool
>a movie where wolverine has to help a bunch of beaners jump the border
>but america is so shitty because muh drumpf that they have to jump the next border to canada
>also every white guy dies

Meh Snacks banned me more than once for no reason.

>Supporting the cinajew
You do not belong here
Neither do most of you normies

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>get fries and drink
>somehow DOUBLES the price of the meal
fuck that shit sideways

And your tongue, too!

I miss esty

I took 5 months off, care to fill me in?

>Meh Snacks banned me more than once for no reason.
A LIKELY STORY

I usually get it for lewd posting.

>tfw Mercy will never step on your dick with her perfect feet

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>fairy bread

Good job. Now bash some Chinks for us, Bruce

There you are! My sides still hurt from that Power Point presentation

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Lads, does anyone remember what happened during this activity spike?

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Sure as shit isn't a 10, i tell you huwhat. The only good thing to come from this is that the cheesy bastards came right when I finished my Jap whiskey. Shit ending but I'm still gonna drink nip alcohol. I mean, how can you not?

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1. no legacy captcha
2. real gookmoot servers
3. BLUMPF DID THING

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Lol that looks gross haha

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Nearly £15 for a double cheeseburger and medium fries and no drink ???

wtf no burger and fries can be worth this much

Are you the Arizona faggot?

>watching modern hollywood

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Seriously, Snacks banned me for posting nudes from a Nubiles photo set despite them being waternmarked.

idk maybe an election or some shit

Wow dude it's so cool, I would even dare to say that it roxx wow, hella friggin ebin

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I got shoah'd for talking shit about fatoshi. So yknow, watch your filthy mouth apparently

You gotta pay for Alfie to starve to death user.

I once got a 3 day ban for posting the Tay nude. It was justified but I'm still salty.

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Comey reopened the investigation?

>people say Mensch is cute

you can always relate it to Trump in some way

like the little bits of that sex toy that kept coming out of my dick that got me banned

what will Trump do to regulate chinese sex toys? they are dangerous and no current oversight exists on standards of production.

i wouldn't have even known that this could happen to a person if i hadn't ejaculated onto a slide and plopped it down under the microscope

hmm

what's this weird shit in my cum? that doesn't look like normal cum at all. jesus god it's moldy..

better tell /ptg/

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No fast food burger is worth it when you can make your own for cheaper and it taste significantly better

I told you it was expensive.
The burger should be huge though, you might not be able to finish it since you are not American.

>nudes from a Nubiles photo set despite them being waternmarked.
Well see, you didn't email him the whole set, and they were probably legal.

There is no trump in Logan, it's based in 2024 I believe, not about beaners at all either.

like kids being abused for testing and super powers escaping mad military special interest groups; wolverine taking care of professor x while dealing with not being as healthy/wanting to die is a great story ark and it hits you in feels despite being predictable.

post it again1

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GRAB

After you show me thos bobs

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It's a pretty good burger and great fries, but yeah it's ridiculously expensive. You're better off just making your own for a fraction of the price

Hi, hello.
that sucks, why'd it go away?

That’s the election night

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what is torrenting and why is that not assumed?

Trump always tries to have it both ways. Just like how he claims that he knew nothing about the non-disclosure agreement with Daniels but at the same time claims that he has attorney-client privilege regarding it.

Five guys is nowhere near huge, it's like a regular damn double cheeseburger anywhere not total shit
It's like a half pound patty at the very most

i think there was some event around it that we were blaming it on but really google just de-implemented it

>that huge fucking dip after the airfield strike
my sides

You hacked the election.