Imagine being this beta

The first time I saw an IRL vagina was when I got to the party and had to piss real bad but there was a girl with her pants down in the doorway to the bathrooom getting a pussy tattoo and she wanted to stop and say hi and shake my hand but I could barely hold it in any longer.

It was the most awkward thing.

He’s just tweezing the twat

Atleast he has seen real pussy.
That's light years ahead of me.

Guy = usa
Girl = Israel

You dont have to imagine it m8, you have surpassed it.

Is that really what you think a tattoo gun looks like?

I helped an ex gf shave her pussy once, I was drunk and fucked it up, all crooked and shit. Drank some more and hit it even though she was "mad".

he's not doing her a tattoo you retard
are americans retarded?

lmao i thought going down on a girl is beta, but this brings it to a whole new level.

He is plucking her pubes you moron

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Nips bantz are best bantz

This

I wish more women would learn to just use wax

Have a (You) on me champ

no i saw a thumbnail of someone pointing something towards skin fuck off niggers

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>have ink stabbed into your skin
What

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A fine american specimen

>obsessing over pussy this much

Get a job in the morgue friendo

I want this country to end already

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He’s just tweezing the twat

I get the feeling this guy just works in porn as one of the people who keep up the porn stars appearances.

Don't ask questions you know the answers to

This. A typical drumpftard

>mfw

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He’s just tweezing the twat

Have you forgiven your Mom?

Is that what you think is happening there?

>i d-dont want pussy! but i absolutly could get one if i w-wanted to!

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Underage and b&

When you assume, you make an ass out of yourself

imagine seeing a roastie that close and in that clinical a context, and then having to feign arousal from it thereafter

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Can't quite get over the resemblance between spread women legs and gutted raw chicken.

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My fiancee and I groom each other. I'll help her shave those parts that are hard for her to reach, she'll help me keep trimmed down there. We cut each other's hair, and wash one another in the shower. It's good pair-bonding material.

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At least he gets to touch pussy.

>using drumpf
>not being ironic
What a faggot

Do you shave her asshole, user?

Try a massage parlor

women are disgusting and so are faggots that obsess over their smelly axe wounds

you mean how there's not very much?

Assholes don’t shave themselves

Oh so you are gay

Just spread it wide and run the epilady

Is it not obvious that he's a gay?

She does it first, then I'll give it a look over to see what she missed. I like fucking her there, so it's nice to not see the odd stray hair down there when that's happening.

Social media is some of the most degenerate shit ever I swear to god

When she's shaving your pubes, does she ever just keep shaving everything until your body is completely hairless?

nothing is obvious, we know nothing about the pic besides what the caption implies and who even knows if that's true

it's like a lot of things on here really

confirmed faggot

I don't care if a vag is hairy, but if I see a girl who has a hairy asshole I want to puke.

the absolute state of L9oiR5Vv

>submit to women or you are gay
texas grow a pair

obsessing over pussy is gayer than sucking cock
congrats, you found a way to be MORE gay than literal homos, cringe

hair stylist make absolute bank off women spending their husbands cash and get tons of pussy if you aren't a huge faggot

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I have never touched a woman

reddit says the pic is from a porn shoot

Kek, and no, I don't like being completely hairless down there. Looks pre-pubescent. I prefer it nice and trimmed rather than a jungle.

Depends on how hairy is hairy, but yeah, I agree. I kind of prefer at least a little hair on there, even just a landing strip, so that it doesn't look completely pre-pubescent. Just tidy.

Accurate

Erudite.

Why can’t she do this herself?

Same. Some of those chinese women.. gross

This not even a hug

kek

Just a reminder, you came out of one of those "disgusting axe wounds."

That’s sickening. Any hair below the neck is a hair that I can’t bear to stare

Sadly no, like it or not Jow Forums is now the newfag welcome board :'(

Mybie thats her boyfrend helping his girlfrend out?

>what is c-section
you are a manlet and a cuck if you came out of one

I think one of the reasons porn started going full shaved was to prime people for pre-pubescent attraction. They just told us it was to look better for the camera.

Either way, no porn is absolutely for the best.

Today I learned that not only do they not have toilets in Pooland, they also lack mirrors.

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kek

not fair, I swear how could you care about some hair

Yea. I work in a hospital. Having seen every type of breast and a million different nasty fucking genital infections in both sexes. I can say I honestly find no pleasure in them anymore.

Going down on a girl is not beta.

>came out of a literal axe wound
fucking kek

Agreed. I mean yeah completely bald means you can see everything in detail, which frankly is interesting when you don't know what everything looks like. But by the time you grow up a little more it's just weird and unnatural.

Poobro, it's never too late to neck yourself

can you not read correctly? try again

Haha no she took a pic and sent it around of her friend helping her with a caption about how friend zoned he is

Mybie thats a photoshop?Mybie she sent it to her girlfrend for laughs.And the girlfrend sent it to others and then some guy found the pic on net, and shoped it?

You either came out of a vagina as God intended or some doctor hacked your mom open and pulled you out of a literal wound, which is it?

Have you tried asking random girls on Instagram to show you theirs?

>touched his mom's vagina with his head
fucking nasty

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Right, so you came out of a literal axe wound. Good to know, you retard.

more women should avoid shaving and waxing.
hairy pussy is the best pussy.

Because how fucking logical that is that some girl would take a pic of her vagina and make fun of guy who was helping her out, it dosen't sound logical at all.

My explanation sound more rational.

>literally had his mother's pussy in his face
now I know why you are obsessed, gross

>truth

Lol in what year are you?