/ptg/ - President Trump General - Roundabout Edition

PRESIDENT DONALD J TRUMP
whitehouse.gov
donaldjtrump.com/

>b-but Trump hasnt done anything!
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DAILY SCHEDULE (WH Press Corps) publicpool.kinja.com/
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NEWTRUMP NIGHTLY NEWS pastebin.com/yArfUKdC

NEW APPEARANCES
>Pres Trump/Nigger Pres Buhari press conf 4/30/18
youtu.be/dOXHITJNu1E
>Pres Trump meets w/Nigger Pres Buhari 4/30/18
youtu.be/W4Cn47ePFAU
>Pres Trump greets Niggerian Pres Buhari 4/30/18
youtu.be/rLjOantJt8Y
>VP Pence @El Centro CA on the border 4/30/18
youtu.be/xO3rDzgdUW8
>VP Pence visits Border Patrol Station 4/30/18
youtu.be/LFaq2ewuqwg
>VP Pence tours Board Wall construction 4/30/18
youtu.be/woXDzUz3oGw
>SoS Pompeo w/Jordan FM 4/30/18
youtu.be/JErPc-YHk44
>SoS Pompeo w/Saudi FM al-Juberi presser 4/30/18
youtu.be/FqiNCwGf9xQ
>ICE/Border Protection @House on budget 4/30/18
c-span.org/video/?443753-1/
>WH Video: Bring your kids to work Press Brief 4/30/18
youtu.be/K3nroB_vTVo
>WH Video: Bring your kids to work day 4/30/18
youtu.be/ugfcR0UcryY
>WH Video: Pres Trump welcomes merkel 4/30/18
youtu.be/leGftoilJ78
>Pres Trump MAGA Rally in MI 4/28/18
youtu.be/Xv1r1wWKcMc
>Mooch @Jewpost event 4/29/18
youtu.be/530RW8MkUo0
>SoS Pompeo w/bibi press conf 4/26/18
c-span.org/video/?444811-1/
>SoS Pompeo @House of Saud 4/28/18
youtu.be/klV502fIeEc
>[Fun Stuff] Trump Acting Career
youtu.be/AcqhXgOkX5o
>Pres Trump Weekly Address #52 4/27/18
youtu.be/sbOOibsEUrM
>Pres Trump Presser w/PM Angela 4/27/18
youtu.be/6HFAMMf6Aa0
>Pres Trump meets w/PM Angela 4/27/18
youtu.be/FD9WM7MR3Yc

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MAGA
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Will valium make me gay

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Canada, you can make yourself feel better by showing us your braphole

Israel#1!!

The most dangerous consequence for North Korea will be getting hooked into the Bank for International Settlements check-clearing system.

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you already are

Thanks for baking, brother

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youtube.com/watch?v=GDPkp0Aetoc

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Attached earlobes are a sign of gentic failure. Prove me wrong.
>also, MAGA

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Valium is about 100 times safer than Xanax.

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how about klonopin

Agree 100%. Ducey was correct when he called this a political stunt. They are protesting over nothing, they are already paid well with misleading statistics. They are depriving children of an education (about a week off schedule already) and it's all an AEA democratic push to elect future democrats into office. Fuck them.

Is there any documented instance of someone being v& for thumbnails or cached posts that were encountered incidentally?
Asking for a friend who is getting real fucking sick of these glowing faggots.

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will rain make the ocean wet?

>tfw you love our country

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has the guy who avatars with a gook been around? his name is tinny
his friends are worried about him

come home tin

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he cute

The Canuck from the previous thread needs to stop being so black pilled. Everything is going to work out!

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Wait, someone dropped CP? On here? I just got in when did this shit happen?

Nah you'll be fine.

>the last thing /ptg/ needs is to see my nuts again
FUUUUUUUCK, show me

I think he was the florida shooter a week or two ago

Jessicafag is dead.

Last couple breads

Saw him like 2 weeks ago.

Just like literally everyone else. no originality. """show bobs, open vagene""";. you a poo?
Sorry but that's for my one and only. Who doesn't exist. Oh boy, I should buy more booze to keep up with these bad feels hey

CIA is throwing a tantrum again.

Why is it anytime people in /ptg/ start laughing at the democrat party losing their hold on minority votes, people come in here and insinuate that celebrating the collapse of the left is the same as wanting a nigger to fuck your daughter?

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2003-2018.

all depression meds are basically flouride pills and the flouride and estrogen mimicing plactics BPA in your water supply will make you more effeminate; more likely to want to suck a good looking dick.

Jow Forums will definitely lead you to jerking it to anime traps which isn't gay

bad news

stick to diazepam

How do I make money in the Trump era?

I is poor.

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Try the last couple weeks.
They're persistent if nothing else. It's a dedicated campaign.

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Nobody wants that shizo back. We got heart user back and that's good enough for me.

I just miss his collages... I NEED THEM!!!

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Tease.

you best get right wit ya jesus

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You'll be fine you paranoid retard
As if the fed has time to worry about someone clicking a picture for a second when they've got people to interview who knew Trump 4 decades ago

Get a fucking job
Get ready to invest in North Korean land

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Start a business. It's easier than ever.

You can't. 9 years since last recession. Try to get in now and you'll be posting pink wojaks for years to come.

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Jesus christ stop being so hard on yourself! Its all mental and in your head! Being in /ptg/ you must be confident!

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he still never made that fucking collage

but no lies he's probably just banned for posting off topic thots

might not even get that, these are the available ones here
alprazolam (Xanax®)
diazepam
lorazepam (Ativan®)
nitrazepam (Nitrados®)
midazolam (Hypnovel®)
oxazepam (Ox-Pam®)
temazepam (Normison®)
clonazepam (Paxam®).

get a job, HOLD IT
don't have a kid out of wedlock
graduate highschool

Oh and invest into cryptocurrency whether or not you understand it is irrelevant I've given you the keys now what will you do with them?

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Sometimes I wonder how much money they spent trying to find the piss tape

Well, yeah... I thought he meant just tonight

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Klonipin is also pretty dangerous, but not as bad as Xanax.

Thank you.

Help me. I'm turning to fucking autists on how to help before I go to actual (((doctors))) mein gott. I just wanted to watch anime but everyone shoves truth down your throat that you just *want* to die.
I didn't even bake on my days off godDAMN

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How come? I thought it was just strong valium desu

>get a job, HOLD IT
>don't have a kid out of wedlock
>graduate highschool
t. shapiro

>accusing anyone of being paranoid in 2018
Who do you think is able to post CP on here for weeks on end without being stopped, user?

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Same reason dicky manboobs gets media airtime.

>invest into cryptocurrency whether or not you understand it
Invest blindly, great strategy faggot

Just go to the (((doctors))) already, what's the worst that could happen

Don't play so hard to get bb

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>as if that makes it not true

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OH come the fuck on, this is pimo youtube bait. If I had posted this during Shep it would have been (You) central!

But that's why I love the night crew, ya'll the realist niggas.

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?

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he asked how to get rich in trump's america not why investing in crypto currency will make him rich. research it yourself faggot

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>2003-2018.
underrated

You can tell when glowing faggots are butthurt. The gossip from NBC goes to 11.

With the amount of open wifi these days it's not really that difficult to hop IPs user

(You)s don't grow on trees. Spend them wisely.

Free earlobe master race reporting in.

What are the genetic disadvantages of attached earlobes?

reminder that normie whites are never going to vote in their self-interests and it will only get worse from here on out

less than 30% of kids in California are white, in ~20 years it will be the same all over the country. Trying to raise a family in Muttmerica will make every day a nightmare. Your children will be hated minorities in what was once their country, spat upon and looked at with derision and envy. Your sons will be jumped by SpicNig mutt gangs daily at the local ZOG indoctrination center and there is a good chance your daughter will get BLACKED and make a little mutt of her own.
Abandon all hope and move to one of the Eastern Bloc countries or Iceland. You'll have an extra 20-30 years of time before the diversity takes hold there too. By 2100 whites will be less than 1% of the world's population and will be hunted to the ends of the Earth and their daughters taken prisoner as trophies. The remaining few white communities will be pushed up into the mountains and live in constant fear of eradication.
It's over

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>research it yourself faggot
This is the exact opposite of what you just said retard

truly lmao
(you)

Generally the more effective the benzo is short term (the more it calms you down or disorients you) the worse it is on your brain and body. It’s also much more likely to give you seizures. Stick with Ativan or Valium

I think you buy guns and ammo to hold on to it until the next Democrat.

Chickleaf you should come down to my place and let me fill you with jizz.

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attached are freaks not fully grown ears
unable to hear anything

Foolish! Realizing the truth and the reality of our world makes you stronger and more resilient! It makes you want to overcome and strive for greatness, not shrivel up, be depressed and give up!

To think so narrowly, so black pilled is not acceptable.

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I never said that it wasn't true. I only pointed out that you parrot the ideology of a Cruzmissile jew, whom I find annoying.

yea boi
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if you have attached earlobes you're statistically more likely to be circumcised.

kek

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AHAHAH MUELER IS INVESTIGATING FUCKING TWEETS NOW

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telling someone apples are good for them
and explaining why apples are good for them are two completely different conversations... do try to keep up will you?

>I just got in when did this shit happen?
>guys please please please tell me, I want to see it
GTFO faggot

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thanks, you seem pretty well acquainted with benzos

Kim Jong Un has agreed to meet Trump Trump at the DMZ.

>dude start a business lmao it's that easy, jus b urself :^)
>have no money
>have no skills
>have no social skills
>have no idea what the fuck I would even sell if I did have the means to start a business
just pull yourself up by the bootstraps and give the manager a firm handshake, bucko :^)

>New York Times
It's fake then

Is this nigger still investigating? I completely forgot about him..

gay

>I was only pretending to be retarded
the post

These are dark times, Ye. Literally and figuratively. It'll get the (You)s tomorrow don't worry.

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I have a rule that I'm not allowed to kill myself unless I meditate for ~30m before hand

good trick to be mindful; thoughts are like, totally optional

depression is an illusion or no matter how physical presence it has.

NEET it up until singularity and anime hologram waifu dude, seriously.

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fucking wow

pathetic if true
rudy better go to town on him

>It's over
The first of many more "caravans" couldn't even be stopped. Don't tell that to anyone here though that thinks some pussy hand wringing by the DOJ means anything at all. If anyone meant business the National Guard would be firing at invaders, not letting them waltz in.

Sell your boipucci

Look asshole I was a dead-end career bureaucrat before Trump was elected now I make almost a million dollars a year between my job and my business.

GOD DAMNIT I HAD POSTED THIS HOURS AGO BUT SINCE I'M NOT A FUCKING FINN NOBODY NOTICED

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