Adventures of being white

It feels great walking into any store and nobody thinks I’m about to pocket some merch. Also feels pretty good being able to afford fun toys because I have a decent job and I work hard because I’m not a nigger.

>It's my dad
Biological, Separated or Step?

>Stand in a line up to sort life shit out
>be me 1488.jpg can’t hide power level if I tried
>Canada’s multicultural pot all in one place, everybody fucking hates each other and standing in a line for a service that could be done faster by chimps then the 3 multiracial women working the counter
>nigger comes in
>ayo fuckinnn guy yo *sucks teeth* I mean ma boi iz dat man yo
>be me, literally fucking shaking, I feel like snapping and punching this fuckin nigger out just for being around me
>holyshit.jpg power level spikes
>everybody notices and thinks I’m going to Breivik the place with my fists
>feel the nigger eyeing me
>stare him and his nigger friend down, literally like like a fucking dog on a leash that sees an intruder in his yard
>walking out seniors are staring at me
>they know.....they know how bad it is, they just don’t have the guts or know how to feel it
>pic related is mfw I made them feel it

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>Visiting family in Africa
>Their guard dog that I've never met runs over to me
>She wags her tail and I pet her
>Black workers that have been arround the dog for a long time enters the garden
>Guard dog charges at them and they freeze
>Only stops when us whites calls her back
Never trust a man that dislikes dogs and never trust a man that dogs dislike.

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kek

did you fuck her later?

Go to nigger school, immediately group up with fellow white people.

Internalized racism?

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maybe in ur mind faget leaf kys desu desu

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>go to CBD
>feel like a stranger in my own nation

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I would never ever do anything with a nig
I guess blacks and arabs (especially the women) are the most aware of how shit they are

>walk into disco
>laugh at all the niggers who unironically thought they were getting in
>fuck a hot slut
being white really is great

My parents are still married, we're good to me and I visit them when we are not all working.

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Ahh

If you saw me you wouldn’t desu, but hey senpai ain’t my fault I’m balding and western society is full of scared little children and child niggers all trying to get there’s while preaching they love everybody and everyone is free. Desu desu senpai

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continue the story, frenchbro. once she sat down next to you, she poked a knife into your ribcage and demanded your wallet, i bet. and you gave it to her. all your euros. and she spat in your face and called you a cuck.

That gave me a giggle

ITT shit that never happened
enjoy your obvious bait faggots.
>lok at me Im a Nasi
don't worry famalam I saged it for ya

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>be me
>larping as white
>actually a vietgook
>learn how to make olivier salad
>its just boiled veggies, boiled meats, mixed with mayo
>look up the wiki on olivier salad
>the real original salad has a secret recipe and involves more exotic ingredients like grouse and crayfish tails
>look at myself in the mirror
>realize i failed since birth

feels bad, goys. i do like mayo though.

maybe u should be the change u wish to see in the world

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She opened a book and when her stop came she smiled said "thank you good night" and left

This is some below average IQ special needs shit. Why can’t you straighten your life out like a normal person?

>Work nightshift
>It's around 2-3 in the morning
>Go out to get milk at the store for something
>Driving back home, I get a phone call
>Decide to pull over at a grocery store parking lot to take the call
>I didn't know that this Safeway was ghetto as fuck
>Take call, hang up and sit there going through my phone
>Suddenly a cop walks up beside my parked car
>I open the door and smile up at him
>"Hello, sir."
>He looks a bit confused/on edge
>"What are you doing out here?"
>I tell him I was just taking a phone call and stopped and that I live not too far away
>He says, "Oh... Well listen, you should probably get out of here brother. There's a lot of shady stuff that goes on around here. Shootings and stuff. A lot of... Bad people."
>I smile and nod
>I know what he wanted to say instead of "bad people"
>He knows what he wanted to say
>"Have a nice day, officer."
>Pic related was my reaction

I think he was relieved to respond to a call and find a white guy just passing through instead of the stupid ass basketball Americans and spics that roll around doing monkey shit.

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The eternal father has blessed me. I have a role to play in the coming years of hardship. Remember this is the future you chose

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>Speeded twice (years apart) going ~20 over the speed limit.
>Technically a misdemeanor on the same level as a DUI
>Both times the cop let me go with just a plain jane ticket and recorded my speed as just being 5 miles over the limit.

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This thread is amazing, please keep it up, anons.

i find that hard to believe but alright.
would someone really lie to me on the internet?

lol

Sure thing, hope you survive and don’t chimp out prematurely.

>Old ladies and men thank me when I hold up doors for them.
Its like a spark of hope lights up when they say thanks.
Local stores recoqnizes you and never ask for ID when its recuierd.
>Actually able to have different hair styles

Able to listen to immigrants whine and ignore it.

EVEN THE LEFT MEDIA ARE STARTING TO NAME THE MUSLIMS!
Its truely a great time to be alive. Soon brothers, soon.

To be able to feel pride in ancestors, because they wrote a lot down.

What country? Very interesting that you have family there

I'm not some sort of faggot consumerist who pretends to hate kike corporations while openly participating in masturbatory indulgences or anything....
>But I went to StarKEKS the other day and it was this 8/10 hapa cunt
>I tell her I like my women like I like my coffee
>she says what does that mean
>I tell her to give me a vinte of whole milk
long story short that was 5 years ago and now she's pregnant with our first son.

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VietHapa here, what’s this autistic bullshit? Salad? Nigga you need some grass fed beef.

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Well that`s based.

>be me
>listen to jordan peterson because he's now everywhere and he talks wicket smaaht
>clean my room
>sort myself out
>get a jewb, get sweet paycheck
>i'm still a manlet
>the gov't still withholds ~25% of my paycheck
>Trump still allows immigrants to stream into the country
>cost of living still going up more and more
>girls are still acting like crazy sluts because they mimic pop stars, instagramwhores and movie actresses
>tfw no gf
>browse Jow Forums
>make posts, some are good some are bad
>get called a faggot
>sadfeels
>jerk off
>sadfeels intensify
>???

if you were not born tall, handsome, and white, your life was fucked from the beginning. even worse if your parents are not laidback and wealthy type of folks.

This is so fake lmao

Guess I should go drug myself up with some anti depressants, alchohol or something so I’m stop realizing how fucking retarded everyone is.
>be the change you want to see on the world
Fuck the world I’m the change I want to see in myself, the world can take responsibility for itself instead of acting like personal responsibility doesn’t exist

If you ever need weapons you can contact me

You’re the gay you don’t want to see in yourself, faggot

>walking to campus
>it's like 50 degrees Fahrenheit outside but I didn't realize it because I ran out of my apartment in a hurry
>Just was wearing a long sleeve shirt
>It's okay, 30 degrees is barely sweater weather to a white person
>Pack of three black women walk past me; all of them are wearing winter coats with gloves
>All turn simultaneously to look at me and their heads turn as I walk past them
>"AYO DAMN BOI YOU CUTE AS HELL BUT YOU CRAZY WALKING AROUND IN THIS COLD"
>Smile and continue walking
>Told my black coworker this story, he got salty as fuck

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lol

Zambia. Old Rhodies.

Good for you faggot.

>Have 5 kids
>Make enough to put them all through college, wife stays at home and raises them

>be me
>Work with endless hordes of nigs
>Mixed race dude that looks full black, but talks white is my co worker
>He constantly talks about how he hates niggers. Literally says "niggers" to me every day, and confides in me about how he hates himself for not being black enough.
>I'm soft spoken and intelligent sounding when I speak.
>Red pilled him slowly on crime statistics
>Now he constantly seeths with anger at thugs we work with, shakes his head at me from across the room whenever they chimp out.
>"mAh nigguh"

no it's not. My story is just as real as the guy with the cop or the secret lever to open up glass screens in hood gas stations.
>LMFAO you can't even differentiate between reality and stupid shit posts

I know it sounds unlikely, but there's actually some blacks who are "normal" in France. I have a less believable story though
>taking long distance train to rejoin my unit (army boy)
>sitting alone at the end of the train car because I left my seat to a (white) lady with more little kids than she can handle
>young looking arab girl passes by me twice and finally sit next to me and starts making small talk
>after a bit of that she stares at me and starts kissing me
>conductor announces that we're reaching Lyon soon
>she tells me she has to leave, her family is waiting for her there and they're awful, her cousins (muslims ofc) would beat her if they knew she even talked to me
>reveals that she's 15 years old and leaves

Dylan Roof became the change he wanted to see in the world.

>prematurely
Implying the guy who can’t act knows when to act. Fucking top kek

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The guy tells a nice story and you accuse him of bestiality the fuck is that about?

youtube.com/watch?v=l_LeJfn_qW0

Try to keep at least some physical history books. Digital copies can be edited, especially with the likes of Wikipedia.

Back when I was a teenager cops busted me with 10 bags of weed. I had been selling it.

They spotted a group of black kids and asked me if they sold it to me.

I said no.

They said, come on you can tell us.

I said no again.

They frisk me and catch me with a giant knife.

They take knife and make me empty weed into street and tell me to beat it

It’s okay user Valhalla awaits

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>we're good to me
not good enough to teach grammar

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Well said

as a pure white nationalist, yes I took the paid DNA test, trust me it's totally germanic or western European or whatever Jow Forums decides is actually white this week. Whatever whiteness is, I am it.
I wanted to have a family and birth more white children and work hard and go to church and etc
But then I was like fuck niggers. So I took and handful of zoloft and shot a bunch of old niggers that were going to church.
That'll teach tyrone to stop stealing our wimminz!

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If this isn't a LARP GJ user.

>based poo

You aight Rakesh

Fag

Haha "white" are you? Get on my level.
Same superspeeding, twice also, let off with warnings both times.

Whiter than you Ahmed.

>basically Master of two ferries, one 14m, the other almost twice that, give or take
>one's on the slips, brought tho other one up fro mdown south, so have a vague idea about elec system on both
>nigger day skippers fucked out an engine room fan when i was doing slip work, cant even change it out... fuck that, im not swapping it out for them
>THE FUCKING VENTILATION FAN TAKES 10 MINUTES, THREE SCREWS AND 4 X 12MM BOLTS TO SWAP OUT AND TEST
fucing niggers

>Also.
>Be me
>Work with Filipino
>Start talking about race with him
>Tell him white privilege is a lie. Show power level. Use my soft spokeness to sound non threatening.
>He's slightly offended
>Continue to explain it is majority privilege, and every race that founds/politically controls a country has it.
>China, African countries for example. Christian Filipinos against Muslims.
>Show him race and IQ stats
>Gets offended
>Sees Asians are above whites. Considers himself Asian.
>We look across room at blacks
>HFW
>MFW

"10 bags of weed"

>empty weed into street

likely story.

wew lad, what a skank. im sure its pretty shit to live with straight up muslims, but kissing some random guy on the train?

>immigrate to the US and get on section8/welfare
>family works hard and enters the middle class a few years later

>be me
>think I'm apart of the masterrace
>try to make a thread on Jow Forums
>it doesn't take off
>page 11
sadfeels.jpg
>someone mentions racemixing
>maintain top page for an hour

Fukken A I love Hiroshima or whatever gook owns this site. This Chinaman is keeping the last bastion for whiteness. Thank God he will never sell metadata to the government

Phillipinos are fucking based. Not the gooky looking ones but the ones that look like they got nip in them. Hard workers and they hate fagots and niggers. If I could deport all the race traitor whites, commie chinks, cheap pakis and niggers I’d keep the Phillipinos around just because they are fucked based

Thx man

>withholds ~25% of my paycheck
What jew jitsu are you using to not give up 35% or more?? Fuck, I have 38% taken it's insane.

How exactly are we more financially free than openly socialist nations again?

Have been pulled over about five times. Have received zero tickets because I don't act like the black people act. It's not about skin color. It's about how we act on average.

But still don't trust the police. They'll follow orders, and that includes orders to fuck with your rights.

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>get out of the metro
>the exit is a long corridor leading outside
>half a dozen cops standing in the middle
>they stop and search the arab guy who was walking a bit ahead of me
>I walk up to them and wait for my turn
>one of them turns to me and says "sir, this is a random search. We're not going to search you, you're good to go"
I think she liked me, mixed with a lot of desperation. Imagine being a 15 year old girl in a liberal country, seeing all your school friends do basically anything they want, meanwhile your entire life (including partner) is decided by your parents

This.
>Be me
>Live in state capitol
>Live on edge of ghetto area
>Be driving through ghetto area to get home
>3 AM
>Cop turns on lights behind me
>Think "Fuck it, I am close to home (one block) so just cruise the rest of the way home
>Get to APT, turn right onto my road and left into alley to parking area behind my APT
>Realize turning into alley was probably a bad idea, make cops nervous and shit
>Park anyway, then roll down all windows
>Cop pulling up right behind me, gets out and pulls gun
>Screams "Place both hands out of the window!"
>Middle of winter, so cold as shit out, but roll up both sleeve and stick pasty white arms out of the window
>Cop immediately calms down, holsters his gun and walks up to window
>asks what I am thinking pulling into an alley and if I know how that looks to him
>Say yes, I was just close to home so didn't really think of it, sorry
>Go through motions etc
>Tells me he has me for Illegal turn without signaling twice, running a stop sign, speeding, no insurance, expired license, failing to pull over
>Says "I'm just glad you aren't 'one of them' while looking in the direction of the ghetto
>lets me off with just a warning and tells me to fix my shit and slow down next time
I love my skin

can confirm. worked with one for a while.. nigger was in his vocab for sure.

>turn up to job interview
>You're hired user

Thanks fampai

Hey, that’s a familiar story, except:
>be me
>listen to jordan peterson
>clean my room
>acknowledge that getting sorted is a journey not a destination for a long while
>have a job, doing freelance on the side
>is also a manlet, on top of being a mutt, but I’m not a racially insecure blackpilled retard
>also hates taxes and incentivized failure
>Trump is causing illegals to self-deport and we’re moving closer to pre-1965. (((They))) wouldn’t be freaking out so bad if we weren’t at least making a solid dent
>have a gf who isn’t a roasty, feels good
>browse Jow Forums for bantz, friends are right wing, casually redpilling gf. She wants to have kids now.
>life goes on, almost done with this semester and I’ll be working out over the summer

Work with what you’ve got. I’m hapa, too white for benefits but not white enough to belong to the cause. I’m still gonna make it, one way or another. Rise to the occasion, all that shit. Just don’t be a blackpilled defeatist. Welcome the fight. Accept the struggle and the challenge of life with good spirit and you’ll be blessed with good fortune.

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>buy $20 worth of pull tabs
>win $500

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Being radicalized and taking pharmaceuticals is probably the worst fucking thing you could do. Fuck not being radicalized and taking pharmaceuticals is pretty much suicide. Do not take anti depressants fuck now a days you shouldn’t even be getting drunk, to much bad shit about. Man the fuck up, take the pain and embrace the struggle

user likely makes less than 40k. Tax brackets n shiet.

We know white piggus are privileged but you still bitch about being discriminated against. Pick 1.

God damn bro checked and lmao'd

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Was in the Army a while back and had to go to a fellow soldier's apartment to pick up some gear. Fellow soldier was black, had a bunch of black friends there. Young guys. So I'm standing in this apartment among several black dudes, I'm the only white guy. Feel perfectly at ease, you'll see why. One of the dudes finally says "we ain't gonna fuck wit you, bro, don worry." I said "Do I look worried?" "Well, not really I guess." Right before I leave I ask why he felt the need to tell me that they weren't going to screw with me, he says "all you white people carry guns all the time when you know you is going round niggas".

I expose my holstered Glock 17 at this point to confirm his suspicions, because I knew it may save some white people in the future. I got at least two "dayums" and one "awww sheeeeeit".

Absolutely this.
Don't be a dick, don't kiss ass in a totally fake way, don't try to be buddies with the cop.

Be respectful, really respectful not fake. This is why blacks fail with cops, they don't know what genuine respect is.

Why do they make cops patrol alone?