/ptg/ - President Trump General - Happy Thoughts Edition

PRESIDENT DONALD J TRUMP
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>b-but Trump hasnt done anything!
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NEW APPEARANCES
>Pres Trump/Nigger Pres Buhari press conf 4/30/18
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>Pres Trump meets w/Nigger Pres Buhari 4/30/18
youtu.be/W4Cn47ePFAU
>Pres Trump greets Niggerian Pres Buhari 4/30/18
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>VP Pence @El Centro CA on the border 4/30/18
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>VP Pence visits Border Patrol Station 4/30/18
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>VP Pence tours Board Wall construction 4/30/18
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>SoS Pompeo w/Jordan FM 4/30/18
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>SoS Pompeo w/Saudi FM al-Juberi presser 4/30/18
youtu.be/FqiNCwGf9xQ
>ICE/Border Protection @House on budget 4/30/18
c-span.org/video/?443753-1/
>WH Video: Bring your kids to work Press Brief 4/30/18
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>WH Video: Bring your kids to work day 4/30/18
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>WH Video: Pres Trump welcomes merkel 4/30/18
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>Pres Trump MAGA Rally in MI 4/28/18
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>Mooch @Jewpost event 4/29/18
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>SoS Pompeo w/bibi press conf 4/26/18
c-span.org/video/?444811-1/
>SoS Pompeo @House of Saud 4/28/18
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>[Fun Stuff] Trump Acting Career
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>Pres Trump Weekly Address #52 4/27/18
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>Pres Trump Presser w/PM Angela 4/27/18
youtu.be/6HFAMMf6Aa0
>Pres Trump meets w/PM Angela 4/27/18
youtu.be/FD9WM7MR3Yc
>Pres Trump French Kisses Merkel 4/27/18
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i like dick

off to work, you all fucked now

did the shills get all meta on us and are disguising their shilling in the form of low quality shitposting like in the past couple of threads?

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thanks

Thanks for baking, brother

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>only 13 days and 16 hours until Electronic Diversity Visa Lottery 2019 Entrant Status Check

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this is just late night /ptg/

np, now someone take over

welcome to the club

That will never ever happen.
It's just dead hours and we are all loose.

>kills an intern
>gets away with it
>tells you how to be a conservative

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>are shills slowly getting assimilated
Very likely

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Mike Pence doesn't approve

Did you know?

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Anyone who answers a leafpost ITT will be disavowed to the fullest extent of Guild Law

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it's normal, I've seen it get straight feels before

/ptg/ is like a light /b/

Being mediocre is how you can tell we're authentic.

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You're gonna make it this time bro, I can feel it.

remeber when mcbrain poster was attaching awoos to everything? that was fun.
>are shills slowly getting assimilated
the reason why this place is a threat lmao

McCain5!

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>ty

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Trump is basically a woman. He whines, he pleads, he complains, but he takes no action. His weakness is on display for the world to see.

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>Pence meme
very, VERY original...

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that's what i get for staying up past bedtime

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Israel would of shot them all

sarcastic willy wanka image, you forgot it

Why does /ptg/ always give a case of the feels later at night

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Good, lets hope they push even further right

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>voted for chaos candidate
>end up getting golden age from golden hair man
wat do

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please sleep.

>ifyousayso.gif

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user!

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Learn how to type faggot

Maybe some electrotherapy?

Lol ok

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Press H to give headpats in doggy heaven

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Sometimes it's worth staying up late.
A Habbening could happen right now and everybody else would be asleep while we get to watch the events unfold in real time.

Are the ones climbing the fence the ones that got arrested?

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They crossed?

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whoa
Guess Iā€™m
With her

It was only ever supposed to be chaos for the elites, peace and prosperity for us

Sweet Jesus it's 4am
What have I done

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Why do you Americans always stay up so late

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S3 SOON

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>post yfw there is a statue of Trump in Korea people will visit and talk about the man with the golden hair who brought peace

gonna be so good

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He's proving we need a wall

rgr that

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Las Vegas struck at 11pm on a Sunday night, and if you weren't there listening to the police blotter you weren't there period.
Peak memecraft requires constant vigilance.

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No, I think the ones arrested tried to skirt around in the water or something

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>170049618
For someone who hates me so, you seem to be very obsessed...latent homosexuality?? Also, electrotherapy isn't execution faggot.

Really?

thehill.com/latino/385594-doj-files-charges-against-11-caravan-members-for-illegal-border-crossing/

DOJ files charges against 11 'caravan' members for illegal border crossing

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F

Staying up for Joe!

Las vegas was a god tier happening, i still have the happening threads saved they were so good

No, I do that just in case the never ever poster is around.

Hey so remember when I said that this was what exactly would happen and I was called a shill, lefty-pol, shariablue, glow-in-the-dark, etc?

Notice how you've all manged to do exactly what I said you would do, look the other way and make excuses?

Trump should just retweet some cartel videos for the fuck of it

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Who is your favorite e-celeb?

I'm in love with Ashton

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There is only one answer to this and it's: none

no i don't remember when you said this nor do i care

>11

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I was in the Excalibur right across from it. Heard the sirens and hopped on Jow Forums

you know how many crossed?

>Proving we need a wall by not doing anything at all instead of taking executive action and building it
>He can't do that though muh seperation of powers, blah blah blah
>Bitch for eight years of magical nigger doing just that
>"We have principles!"

The Golden One aka Latsbrah.

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the hotel? should've taken a video for some (you)s

I didn't even believe it was a real happening at first. Saw the twitter videos of gunfire but it was from far away. Went to have dinner and came back to the entire catalog full of threads. Got a boost because pic related was there and the guy who flipped off paddock
>that guy who ran out saying "fucking sandniggers!"

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Chalk it up to the kiwi nigger to be retarded as usual.

Work in 5 hours, would sail to new world, would travel into space, but we have pol and the world needs saving.

It's more a matter of judicial deference.

He's still not going to get one though. He could if he really wanted it, just make the military do it, they've already got the budget. But he has no control over the military, that's Israel's pet.

>Excalibur

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Doesn't matter. The number shouldn't be anything other than 0.

I was hungover, just listened to the scanner all night. I did see the broken out window though.

no shit

says the mutt faggot

>that guy who ran out saying "fucking
sandniggers!"
what? kek

>notavirus.exe

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Let's defer to the same body that some members seem to think allow them the ability to make up excuse after another to not enforce the rule of law in this country. Excuse me while I pass.

there was a twitter video, I think it was Dan bilzerian recording but I could be wrong. As people left the venue you could hear a guy saying that.

Whiter than you Wong.

whiter than you pedro

Can you imagine? They'd have the Wall built so fast we'd be shooting Roman candles off of it by Independence Day.

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Got muh hopes very slightly up for nothing

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the speculation of whether it was a machine gun or not was fun

((They'll)) use it against him and twist the source like they did with those "Britain First" videos..

He is a flump meant to distract

Anyone still care about Moore?

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They say you are the average of the 5 people the most time with. I spend a lot of time here so what does that mean?

I do, unironically. Democrats cheated. The bussed in faggots from all over the place. All it takes is one crooked fat leftist at a desk and presto you have a rigged election.

Ritsu is good starter material but Mio is the most underrated Keion.

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Did any of the allegations even make it to court?

you're an autistic sperg who loves alcohol and anime girls

I stopped hearing anything about Moore the moment Jones was elected.

Basic Gestalt ā€“
Many American jews and Israeli leftists have started to work on a multicultural future for Israel, in the form of an Israeli-Palestinian confederation, something which the hardcore Zionists (like Bibi Netanyahu) are appalled by.
Once the realignment is complete, Bibi will have enough clout (and cover) ā€“ provided by the US, and its Puppet in Chief ā€“ to move in and genocide the palestianians. This is already in motion after Pompeo's visit to Israel.
Various eastern European countries are already throwing their weight in with the US and Israel (because they have no choice, they're trapped between a rock and a hard place: a revanchist Russia and a waning western Europe), which has determined Germany to try and change sides because otherwise it risked getting cut off from Russia and its resources. Merkel has already begun to throw in concessions for the eastern Europeans, and on Friday (last week) she tried to break away from the (overtly) EU common policy w.r.t. the US and the resolution of the Israel-Palestine conflict. She failed, so now Germany (together with the EU) will begin to turn against the US. (Perhaps rightfully so, given what is about to transpire).
The American public, entranced by (((Q)))'s legerdemain, will be too busy being entertained by the coming """counter-coup""" and execution of """the traitors""" to notice (or much care) about Israel taking complete control of the palestinian territories, and, under the guise of a fabricated war with the "rebels" sponsored by Iran, genocide them.
Thirsty for more blood (revenge against "the globalist") the western public will also be more open towards more wars in the Middle East, including in Iran. Bibi is dying to start a new war. The US and Israel are trying to spark a regime change in Iran as I type this, and the same in Pakistan in collaboration with India (this is why the Hindu's are so fond of Trump).

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The ultimate goal is the neutralisation of Iran (the last credible threat to Israel in the region) and the denuclearisation of Pakistan (which will have the added benefit of weakening China).

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We aren't real, user. You're the average of yourself. Try not to fall in a recursive existential void on your way out.

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