ITT Things americans will never understand

Shut the fuck up about emus, you motherfuckers. I'm not even kidding when I say this. Fuck you and your reddit memes. Fuck off

Not being fat

we never had emu problems, mate

yeah, but you have niggers. and you forgot how to train them

Only a jew would try to break up the anglosphere

irony

Freedom theme : youtube.com/watch?v=mL1kQQbhmY8

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Oh my, you sound serious. Better not mention emus guys.

>country gets cucked by a bird
>bird cant even fly

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Ignorance is not a bliss...

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we shoot nigs, we never got beat by emus

How to take a joke

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You've got emos though.

Obsessing over another country.

If you think eating hot dogs and bombing other peoples shit is being free ... youtube.com/watch?v=XcAl93uEYUA

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Touché

probably feels like shit since whites are the second most hated racial group behind jews

drinking water that's unfluoridated.

TRUE waffles

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2. how to lose a war to flightless birds

Not sharting in mart

Being able to afford two taps

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3. How to lose a war to sting rays.

and still have niggers

>to lose a war against rice niggers

6. the feeling of stumbling across the ruin of an ancient structure while rambling and the understanding that you are part of an unbroken chain of culture that extends back thousands of years and that if you sit quietly and listen that the old oaks of the countryside whisper of Albion, Dogheads, Druids and Witches.

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That's an awful concept.

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id give my guns up as well if turkeys took over the great plains.

>white identity
>perpetually depressed hapa
>he stops looking like a badass when you realize he's just never happy enough to smile

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4. How to deny terrorism

google.com/amp/s/www.washingtonpost.com/amphtml/world/car-barrels-into-busy-melbourne-intersection-filled-with-christmas-shoppers-19-injured/2017/12/21/49b36c1e-e626-11e7-833f-155031558ff4_story.html

he smiled enough already

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7. Not having to pay $15,000 to birth your child in a hospital

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Having sex

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