/ptg/ PRESIDENT TRUMP GENERAL - WINNER OF THE NOBEL CHAD PRIZE EDITION

PRESIDENT DONALD J TRUMP
whitehouse.gov
donaldjtrump.com/

>b-but Trump hasnt done anything!
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PREV APPEARANCES/LINKS pastebin.com/ynXV6CHT
DAILY SCHEDULE (WH Press Corps) publicpool.kinja.com/
TrumpTV Weekly Updates: pastebin.com/6HbHjbqF
NEWTRUMP NIGHTLY NEWS pastebin.com/yArfUKdC

NEW APPEARANCES
>Pres Trump/Nigger Pres Buhari press conf 4/30/18
youtu.be/dOXHITJNu1E
>Pres Trump meets w/Nigger Pres Buhari 4/30/18
youtu.be/W4Cn47ePFAU
>Pres Trump greets Niggerian Pres Buhari 4/30/18
youtu.be/rLjOantJt8Y
>VP Pence @El Centro CA on the border 4/30/18
youtu.be/xO3rDzgdUW8
>VP Pence visits Border Patrol Station 4/30/18
youtu.be/LFaq2ewuqwg
>VP Pence tours Board Wall construction 4/30/18
youtu.be/woXDzUz3oGw
>SoS Pompeo w/Jordan FM 4/30/18
youtu.be/JErPc-YHk44
>SoS Pompeo w/Saudi FM al-Juberi presser 4/30/18
youtu.be/FqiNCwGf9xQ
>ICE/Border Protection @House on budget 4/30/18
c-span.org/video/?443753-1/
>WH Video: Bring your kids to work Press Brief 4/30/18
youtu.be/K3nroB_vTVo
>WH Video: Bring your kids to work day 4/30/18
youtu.be/ugfcR0UcryY
>WH Video: Pres Trump welcomes merkel 4/30/18
youtu.be/leGftoilJ78
>Pres Trump MAGA Rally in MI 4/28/18
youtu.be/Xv1r1wWKcMc
>Mooch @Jewpost event 4/29/18
youtu.be/530RW8MkUo0
>SoS Pompeo w/bibi press conf 4/26/18
c-span.org/video/?444811-1/
>SoS Pompeo @House of Saud 4/28/18
youtu.be/klV502fIeEc
>[Fun Stuff] Trump Acting Career
youtu.be/AcqhXgOkX5o
>Pres Trump Weekly Address #52 4/27/18
youtu.be/sbOOibsEUrM
>Pres Trump Presser w/PM Angela 4/27/18
youtu.be/6HFAMMf6Aa0
>Pres Trump meets w/PM Angela 4/27/18
youtu.be/FD9WM7MR3Yc
>Pres Trump French Kisses Merkel 4/27/18
youtu.be/qXjQ0I-xdBk

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:3

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>no prev

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When?

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prev

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Thanks for baking, brother

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God bless Netanyahu

So sleepy

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MAGA

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Won't lie, he's pretty funny

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*hugs* go to bed, user

>develop massive curse resistance from the dead soldiers haunting him after vietnam
>survive 2 tumors to the head from the Trump curse
>survive massive get asking kek to kill him in april
Will your gay crystals finally finish the job in time to lose Trump Arizona?

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You'd hope that everything goes well and the South can teach the North how to be up to date with tech and the north can teach the south how to not be degenerates

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What was the game?

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Jow Forums is developing memes of mass destruction, here are images of warehouses FULL of frozen chicken tendies ready to feed their austistic invasion forces.

What an awful night, at least /ptg/ is always here. You guys make it alright.

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Ice hockey, Japan went pre WW2 on their ass and raped them. This angers the korean and probably made both North and South want revenge on Japan even more.

*hugs* it's what we do, fren
it's nice having company

shit...

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Why awful?

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radioactive memes

Look the picture shows him thinking so it must be true

What’s that

And we always will be!
Wew

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>now
>likely
>thinks

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Former Drumpf supporter here, after seeing the WHCD I've come to realize that we're all hypocrites and that the Jews have already won. So have fun nuking Iran and getting played by Russia while Drumpf crashes and burns, I'm going to go dedicate my time on something worthwhile like masturbation.

PEACE OUT FAGGOTS

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Think schiff visited the wax museum to see if they made “it” life size?

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>it's now likely
>thinks
I can hear the hand rubbing from here

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we're always here for you

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Whoa, guess I’m with her now

Hello

goodnight faggot

we love you

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His name is already fading from memory...
Who is this strange man, /ptg/?

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Kanye is ok I guess

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Barack Sadam Obama?

I think its that guy from breaking bad who sells chicken and drugs?

we call him 'increasingly nervous man'

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America's weird unfunny joke that went for 8 years

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The CIA put out a contract on a porn star?

Nice use of tax monies, watching porn on their computers.

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DISAVOW

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I woke up too early. Should I go back to bed or push through it?

This is what frens for

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>its now likely Mueller thinks
Thats a new one.

Absolute waterheads

>EU demands permanent exemption from US metal tariffs

>The market uncertainty generated by the potential levies on metals was “already affecting business decisions” the EC said.
>It added: “The EU should be permanently exempted from these measures, as they cannot be justified on the grounds of national security.”

>This references World Trade Organisation rules, the body that policies global trade, which allows exceptions to be made on the grounds of national security. The US has claimed that the tariffs fall under this special status. Others, including China and the EU, have argued against this.

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Push through it, I'm in the same boat

Whatchu want senpai, I got consolation memes, hellafunny memes, somma dat Hope Solo in the back room if you want to drown your sorrows. It's your rodeo dawg

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ily

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*hugs* do whatever you want, user
it's your life

Who the fuck? Literal nobody.

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Stay up. Go have a glass of water and stretch a bit, you'll set a good precedent for the rest of your day!

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#BREAKING France says Iran nuclear deal strengthened by Netanyahu claims

Haha, I fucking knew this would be the European reaction.

>DUDE THEY'RE GONNA FUCKING BUILD NUKES!

You are a positive force here tonight/this morning. Good lad.

"Barry"

You can go back to sleep Donald, we've got things under control.

Good morning Kanye, you're posting early today aren't you?

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Fuck the EU.

fuck you and your shitty shit hole nation you are hiding under your troll flag

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nothing of value was lost

FWAHAHAHAHAHAA

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Gee, I wonder who wrote that script?

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Lul stay mad you slant eye'd half breed retard.
>tfw my meme flag is more relevant than your real one
JUST
Ahahhaahaha

washingtonexaminer.com/news/white-house/john-kelly-on-solid-footing-with-trump-despite-leaks-saying-hes-on-thin-ice

>I spoke with John Kelly's deputy about the NBC story. Though he wouldn't name names, Fuentes said there are "a couple of people... at the White House" who want Kelly gone & likened their efforts to those who constantly knifed Rex Tillerson.

If Trump wants Kelly gone this is a very convenient reason & time to remove him, irregardless of the rumors being true or not.

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#UPDATE The Vatican's finance chief Cardinal George Pell becomes the highest-ranked Catholic to be sent for trial over historic sex offences, as the elderly priest vows to fight the charges

What a corrupt shit hole.

So how does this propaganda spin square with Rosenstein+Mueller telling Trump and his lawyers that Trump is not a criminal target of the investigation?

The media haven't addressed that, have they?

Yeah

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What flag is his anyway?

kek

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>irregardless

>irregardless

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>It's Now Likely Mueller Thinks
THESE PEOPLE GET PAID TO WRITE THIS SHIT, AND THEY GET PAID ALOT.
AND THEY WENT TO EXPENSIVE UNIVERSITY TO GET A DEGREE TO 'WRITE' THIS GARBAGE

MY. FUCKING. SIDES.

ISRAEL REPORTS IRANIAN MISSILE CONVOY ALREADY ROLLING TO LAUNCH SITE!!!!!

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>wake up
>sick again for the second day in a row
A-atleast Clover is working again.

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>Australian

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The producer is Jewish and at least one actor is (parents are holocaust surviviors). But you could say that about pretty much any media.

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That's from January lads

kek

I know I checked the date?

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>The 4D chess memes were real

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What kind of sick user? I got the flu a year and a half ago but that's it, been paranoid since because lots of young, healthy people died from the last flu.

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>Wake up far, far more tired than you went to sleep

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*hugs* get better soon, mate

More images from Iranian test site.
It's fucking on now, boys.

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>Two Koreas Dismantle Propaganda Loudspeakers at Tense Border

>The rival Koreas dismantled huge Cold War-era loudspeakers used to blare propaganda across their tense border on Tuesday, as South Korea’s president asked the United Nations to observe the North’s planned closing of its nuclear test site.

>The dismantling of dozens of loudspeakers was in line with an agreement on reconciliation by the leaders of the Koreas at their historic summit last Friday. It is still unclear if such measures can bring permanent peace because no major breakthrough in the North Korean nuclear standoff was produced at the summit.

>A South Korea military officer said later Tuesday that North Korea had also begun taking down its propaganda loudspeakers earlier in the day. He requested anonymity, citing department rules.

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