Jesus would never be a conservative or vote republican today

Read the Gospels, Jesus was all about helping the poor, the needy, the homeless.

Literally the opposite to modern conservative and republican values, who have nothing to do with any of that, in fact they run exactly the other way.

Face it, if Jesus was still alive, he would be a classical progressive/liberal, not a cuckservative.

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What makes you think Jesus fits into any modern American political system?

Also republicans like to help the needy through charity not the state

Getting a job has done more for me then any hand out.

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no
Jesus doesn't want to force others to do good
He wants them to do good using their own agency

Jesus would whip the shit out of all elected career politicians. Also, Jesus would not support democracy, his father is building a kingdom, remember?

If Jesus was alive today, the "state" would not exist whatsoever. The entire corrupt institution would have been smitten to ashes.

what makes you think anyone cares about jesus?
Mohamed is the only true prophet

He would probably be closer to Fascism than anything else. It doesnt really natter because He is our savior

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Do not reply to low effort troll threads.

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>For we argue not against flesh and blood but against principalities and powers and spiritual wickedness in high places.

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The left would shun him for not being a cuck (contrary to popular belief).

Jesus had balls so

Conservative

He had restraint

He was there to wake people up to the jews

Aka the devils children

But that's pure lip service, the most efficient way to help the poor is through policy, that's what the data suggests.

The best way would be to support these policies AND give a decent portion of one's own income to the needy, for example with effective altruism charities (something that comes from secular people)

I think Jesus would be a commie today

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If his only choices were Republicans and Democrats, he would definitely vote for Republicans.

Then why is it mostly Christians that donate and volunteer?

Jesus was a brown retard who gave people food instead of employing them and make them work for it. He also unlawfully assaulted entrepreneurs just minding their own business. Not to mention that he didn't pay the excise after he magically changed water into wine.

Jesus was antisemite

saged

Although you are right OP, only he can be the one to truly hold those views because he doesn't discriminate even if you are a republican.

You are confusing Jesus with Robin Hood.
Robin Hood stole from rich and gave to poor.

>those digits
Wtf I'm a mooslim now

>777
It really bothers me that someone so wrong could get these trips talking about this.

Jesus was above politics.
Render unto Caesar etc. If he were here today he'd avoid politics completely and just stick to helping the world. Seriously, stop trying to hijack figures and symbols to bolster your own agenda.

And for the record, modern rightwing is closer to ancient left wing then modern leftwing is. So if any left leaning figure from those day came they'd be amazed how liberal conservatives are and probably feel they were a little too left. Seriously do left wingers not understand the concept of limits? You cannot just keep going left eternally for the sake of wanting to remain left. Its just pure chaos and madness.

Vs

jesus was an anarchist

"Jesus" is literally going to kill most of you when he comes back, so no

SAGE

The data doesn't suggest that.

Its teach a man to fish and you feed him for a lifetime, not pay for the mans food stamps everyday for the rest of your life while he doesn't do shit but get fat

Of course He wouldn't. Jesus would not help warmongers or side with white supremacists on Jow Forums either. He certainly would not be a Democrat, though. Lord Jesus Christ, the Son of God, came to give us the law and the New Covenant, not to shill for Islamic invaders, transgenderism, or the destruction of society. Politics are a waste of time in the modern age. Support who best suits your civilization and call it a day. Focus on the Lord, your God.

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Agreed 100%. Give to Caesar what is Caesar's (money, greed, lust, shilling, politics) and give to the Lord what is the Lord's (your faith and purpose in life)

Jesus stood against the Roman Empire, the dominant superpower of the time. Communism demands a worldwide superpower where the government is god, whereas Jesus tells us to worship only the Lord and to forsake politics altogether. Not being Scrooge McDuck doesn't make Jesus Christ a communist

Also Jesus would consider NOBODY in America to be poor. The niggerest American lives better than a king of his time.

Jesus wouldn' t give two shits about either side. He' ll come back to do one thing: Burn and slash down degenerates.

On both sides.

Progressives are elitist and anti-poor tho.
Capitalism has lifted more people from poverty over the past 20 years than socialism throughout its entire existence.

No reasonable progressive/liberal is advocating for literal socialism/communism tho

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Get rid of all the unreasonable people leading your movement and we can talk.

>The niggerest American lives better than a king of his time.
American education.

Duh...

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Jesus didn't advocate for big government to do it all.

He advocated for charity and personal responsibility. That's libertarian.

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jesus would vote likud most likely , also he was from tveria how the fuck would he
>vote republican
nu usch party exists .you dont name a fucking political party 'republican' when you're in a fucking republic thats retarded .

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See Jesus didn't like the government. Either side.

He said people follow god, and from that they give charity and control themselves.

Wtf

You know what they say...
>When God gives you lemons, you FIND A NEW GOD.

What are you ranting about now faggot?
In the American language there are all sorts of conjuctions for the word nigger.

- When I met Rick James, he was mad niggerish.
- They just stole all my money, I got niggered
- nigger, niggerer, niggerest

>Jesus supports more taxes
>Jesus supports sexual liberation
>Jesus supports drug use
stfu and kys
Google does not qualify you to act like you know anything about the Bible or Jesus

if jesus were alive it would be the second coming and we'd have bigger things to worry about

in all seriousness though when a government, the people in charge of taking the people, take in millions of dollars only to fill their pockets and their friends pockets while SAYING they are looking out for your best interest is objectively more evil then people saying "Whats mine is mine fuck off"

The government is literally the incarnation of the devil -- they think they're god and have the power over the people and they're right and just.

pretty sure jesus would be pro life

Dems commonly say he doesn't exist, so...

>people should be forced to be charitable.

Here’s why you’re wrong. The vast majority of homeless outreach programs are run by christians who all hold conservative values

What have you done for the homeless today? Oh, that’s right, nothing

Go fuck yourself

Jesus was a national socialist. Help the poor, sure, but only as long as they were his people, and not filthy Kanaanites. He was about bringing back the laws of the Thora to a country that had become utterly degenerate under 300 years of Greek cultural influence.

Were he alive today, he'd probably be a militant Identitarian.

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Jesus would literally curse the Democrat party to hell

Read the New Testament, King James Version

This. Also, Jesus wouldn't support butt fucking, killing unborn children, or stealing money from my paycheck to give to the "needy".

He wouldn't vote desu. He would just use his magic to rig the election in the favor of someone who represents his ideals.

Christians are jews who think the messiah already came. Fact.

The savior Christians worship identifies as Jewish. Jesus wouldnt come down and identify himself as "Christian". All Christians follow the Jewish faith with bonus books because they, once again, believe the messiah already came.

Jews seperate themselves from Christians as if they wont be the same when the doof they call their messiah comes.

Christians are just Jews with Spoilers.

...or someone bad as a judgement on the nation

though i think trump is more like a disciplinary action on the US, rauther than a judgement.

hillary wouldve been a judgement imo

You could MAYBE argue that Jesus wouldnt have completely shunned classic Republicans, but modern Republicans would have been the focus of Jesus's sick burns as he was traveling the country talking shit on the rich corrupt ruling class.

Modern Republicans are rich dudes who want to keep the ball in their court, or poor people who have fallen for the Fake News Fox Ruse.

Jesus would 100000% be for a government that is ACTUALLY about helping the people, and not using the "American Dream" to justify not helping those who are struggling.

And to everyone who keeps using the "Teach a man to fish..." meme, that would be appropriate if the wealth wasnt so extremely lopsided in terms of distribution. The 1% has too fucking much, and for a majority to succeed or live well, that money needs to be taxed, and not just placed in offshore accounts for years and years and years.

Jesus was a far right messianic Jew. That he was a far left dindu nuffin Aryan is ancient fake news.

It’s not lip service. Conservatives donate more money every year than liberals do and it’s not even close. Liberals are always welcome to pay more taxes if they want.

>huuurrrrr chekmayt
Making shit up means you are stupid.
Fyi, non Christians have no opinions so kindly fuck off.

And that's a good thing, but what has the most impact in terms of helping the poor?
Policies to help them, healthcare, higher taxes for those who can afford it, and so on.

Jesus would not be in favour of republican policies that fuck the poor simply because religious people donate more to charity.

He would give to charity AND support the policies that help the poor the most.

Memeflags should be completely removed as a Jow Forums feature. There's no place for wimps on this board

Jesus didn't give af about goyim. He only cared about the common Jews he could rally against Rome and the corrupt Jewish Elites that collaborated with them. Hellenized Jews used it as a pretext to lie, to pretended that he was a universalist.

>But that's pure lip service
The policy, yes.

Actual charity is a direct and effective measure in the cases where it's applied. If everyone took direct action in their own communities we could achieve something nationwide.

It's the campaign trail promises while diverting funding during and after the elections that is "lip service".

Don't be so daft as to claim actions are "lip service" and words aren't. It's the opposite.

If you're a Christian, then you'd have no problem giving your money to government programs then. You're supposed to do it anyways.

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actually, he would

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Poor faggot Jesus would not be a progressive the party of tannies , degenerate baby killers , homos , rapist , pedophiles , feminist degenerates.

The data shows that the best ways to reduce poverty is policies.
It would be awesome if everybody donated enough, but it doesn't happen, so there is an alternative already in place, and it's specific policies that help the poor, and these are exactly the type of policies that republicans oppose, unfortunately.

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Stupid faggot you failed economics , government waste is the problem and taxes .

> The most diverse Scandinavian companies have the least poverty.

WHO'DATHUNKIT?

Christ isn't Christian? He is by name, Schlomo, and identifies as God.
Also, how can Jews be the same as Christians when one of them denies the divine nature of Christ? I know one of these groups will be royally screwed at His return.

>Muh classical liberal
And because of how far left the left has gone, a classical liberal is now right wing.

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>identifies as God.
Is he god? The bible identifies El as Yahweh.
Do Christians worship Yahweh? Is he the father of Jesus or are they the same?

Actually Jesus never called himself a god.

The idea that he claimed to be divine only comes from the Gospel of John. The earliest Gospels (Matthew, Mark and Luke) don't talk about Jesus claiming to be god.

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Is there some kind of drive on facebook for fat ugly worthless people to come here and post the worst of Leftist bullshit under a meme flag? You're so common, like dogshit in the park, it can't be natural.

In the beginning the Word was with God and the Word was God.
If Jesus Christ was the Living Word become flesh as well as the Son of God, what then?
If blasphemy against the Father and Son can be forgiven, but blasphemy against the Holy Spirit is not, what then?
Figure it out.

>Figure it out.
This is important.
The bible literally associates Yahweh as El, the vast majority of Christians worship Yahweh.

If Yahweh/El are Saturn then what does that make Christians?

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Divine trips

The bible also mentions Jehovah. Elohim. Adonai. God in the bible even directly calls out Saturn by way of calling out the idolatry of people to the star of Chiun. The same star that the Rothchilds bear. The same star of the false Israel today.

But I will grant you this, there are some "Christians" that do what you are implying, but those are churches without Christ. One such example would be the Unitarians.

Jesus wouldn't vote or be involved in politics. Just like how he didn't participate on the vanities of the Roman world.

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Perhaps he would. Perhaps he wouldn't. It might depend on the circumstances. If he thought it'd save some kids lives from the horrors of blood libel for example...

Jesus said to share with your neighbors. Jesus did not say give everything to Caesar so that Caesar may redistribute (((fairly))).
If you think about it, sharing when you can prevents the need for any sort of leftism even though it is in its self an act of leftism, despite being a purely voluntary individual act.

Fuck off back to Israel, you God-killing JIDF faggot

Jesus would have been NatSoc. The Swastika is even the symbol for God conciousness.

Wrong. In Christianity it is about CHOOSING to help others.
The left is about taking someones money via taxes (i.e. gunpoint) and force.
You are taking away someones free will (which is against Christianity) and also stealing (which is also against Christianity).
In Christianity you pay tithing and the church takes care of the vulnerable of the community ...locally.

This is not the same as big government and worshipping of the state which most atheists seem to always do. 80% of atheists vote left and have left leaning/liberal views.

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Jesus would NOT being classical progressive/liberal. You have clearly not read and understood the Bible nor Jesus in it.

Nor would he be republican today. The (((republicans))) left His teachings and word, and are neocons, cuckservatives and anti Christian.

American Christians need to take their country back. Their republican party has been (((infiltrated))) and explains why they've been loosing on all fronts for decades now.

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>liberals burn Bibles, make porn with nuns and priests in it to shit on Christians, attack Christians, support the Islamic killing of Christians, seek to remove the "Christ" in "Christmas," purge all things Christian from schools, and socially-engineer the downfall of Christianity

>Jesus would be liberal

You know I am getting sick and fuckig tired of leftists not only attacking and trying to destroy Christianity, but also trying to manipulate Christians into being like them.

When the day of the rope comes, RUN faggot.

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Why do you lie? These statistics show conservatives give about 30% more on average in spite of being slightly less wealthy overall:
philanthropyroundtable.org/almanac/statistics/

Are you really shocked Southern Baptists turn away Planned Parenthood and PETA?
The Bible says “Render unto Caesar,” not “Let Caesar take care of the poor and widowed you can totally trust the state.”

But republican is better than democrat obviously (from a Christian view point) ... but definitely Americans need to sort out their (((5th column))) and traitors. To drain the swamp, among other things.

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Go and sin no more. Doesn't sound liberal Mr 1 post by this I'd slide thread.

Jesus helped the poor by himself.

Democrats "help" the poor by stealing someone else's money. All in the name of gaining votes.