The left would shun him for not being a cuck (contrary to popular belief).
Levi Clark
Jesus had balls so
Conservative
He had restraint
He was there to wake people up to the jews
Aka the devils children
William Taylor
But that's pure lip service, the most efficient way to help the poor is through policy, that's what the data suggests.
The best way would be to support these policies AND give a decent portion of one's own income to the needy, for example with effective altruism charities (something that comes from secular people)
If his only choices were Republicans and Democrats, he would definitely vote for Republicans.
Hudson White
Then why is it mostly Christians that donate and volunteer?
Samuel Morales
Jesus was a brown retard who gave people food instead of employing them and make them work for it. He also unlawfully assaulted entrepreneurs just minding their own business. Not to mention that he didn't pay the excise after he magically changed water into wine.
John Baker
Jesus was antisemite
Joshua Jenkins
saged
Carson Thompson
Although you are right OP, only he can be the one to truly hold those views because he doesn't discriminate even if you are a republican.
Joshua Ross
You are confusing Jesus with Robin Hood. Robin Hood stole from rich and gave to poor.
Jaxson Richardson
>those digits Wtf I'm a mooslim now
Noah Reyes
>777 It really bothers me that someone so wrong could get these trips talking about this.
Cooper Lewis
Jesus was above politics. Render unto Caesar etc. If he were here today he'd avoid politics completely and just stick to helping the world. Seriously, stop trying to hijack figures and symbols to bolster your own agenda.
And for the record, modern rightwing is closer to ancient left wing then modern leftwing is. So if any left leaning figure from those day came they'd be amazed how liberal conservatives are and probably feel they were a little too left. Seriously do left wingers not understand the concept of limits? You cannot just keep going left eternally for the sake of wanting to remain left. Its just pure chaos and madness.
Noah Butler
Vs
Connor Lee
jesus was an anarchist
Michael Edwards
"Jesus" is literally going to kill most of you when he comes back, so no
SAGE
Juan Young
The data doesn't suggest that.
Its teach a man to fish and you feed him for a lifetime, not pay for the mans food stamps everyday for the rest of your life while he doesn't do shit but get fat
Kayden Richardson
Of course He wouldn't. Jesus would not help warmongers or side with white supremacists on Jow Forums either. He certainly would not be a Democrat, though. Lord Jesus Christ, the Son of God, came to give us the law and the New Covenant, not to shill for Islamic invaders, transgenderism, or the destruction of society. Politics are a waste of time in the modern age. Support who best suits your civilization and call it a day. Focus on the Lord, your God.
Agreed 100%. Give to Caesar what is Caesar's (money, greed, lust, shilling, politics) and give to the Lord what is the Lord's (your faith and purpose in life)
Asher Parker
Jesus stood against the Roman Empire, the dominant superpower of the time. Communism demands a worldwide superpower where the government is god, whereas Jesus tells us to worship only the Lord and to forsake politics altogether. Not being Scrooge McDuck doesn't make Jesus Christ a communist
Matthew Sanders
Also Jesus would consider NOBODY in America to be poor. The niggerest American lives better than a king of his time.
David Adams
Jesus wouldn' t give two shits about either side. He' ll come back to do one thing: Burn and slash down degenerates.
On both sides.
Samuel Rodriguez
Progressives are elitist and anti-poor tho. Capitalism has lifted more people from poverty over the past 20 years than socialism throughout its entire existence.
Gabriel Edwards
No reasonable progressive/liberal is advocating for literal socialism/communism tho
jesus would vote likud most likely , also he was from tveria how the fuck would he >vote republican nu usch party exists .you dont name a fucking political party 'republican' when you're in a fucking republic thats retarded .
See Jesus didn't like the government. Either side.
He said people follow god, and from that they give charity and control themselves.
Xavier White
Wtf
Carson Bell
You know what they say... >When God gives you lemons, you FIND A NEW GOD.
Wyatt Evans
What are you ranting about now faggot? In the American language there are all sorts of conjuctions for the word nigger.
- When I met Rick James, he was mad niggerish. - They just stole all my money, I got niggered - nigger, niggerer, niggerest
Josiah Gonzalez
>Jesus supports more taxes >Jesus supports sexual liberation >Jesus supports drug use stfu and kys Google does not qualify you to act like you know anything about the Bible or Jesus
Julian Wood
if jesus were alive it would be the second coming and we'd have bigger things to worry about
in all seriousness though when a government, the people in charge of taking the people, take in millions of dollars only to fill their pockets and their friends pockets while SAYING they are looking out for your best interest is objectively more evil then people saying "Whats mine is mine fuck off"
Xavier Gomez
The government is literally the incarnation of the devil -- they think they're god and have the power over the people and they're right and just.
Bentley Fisher
pretty sure jesus would be pro life
Tyler Phillips
Dems commonly say he doesn't exist, so...
Colton White
>people should be forced to be charitable.
Thomas Cruz
Here’s why you’re wrong. The vast majority of homeless outreach programs are run by christians who all hold conservative values
What have you done for the homeless today? Oh, that’s right, nothing
Go fuck yourself
Isaac Rivera
Jesus was a national socialist. Help the poor, sure, but only as long as they were his people, and not filthy Kanaanites. He was about bringing back the laws of the Thora to a country that had become utterly degenerate under 300 years of Greek cultural influence.
Were he alive today, he'd probably be a militant Identitarian.
Jesus would literally curse the Democrat party to hell
Read the New Testament, King James Version
Christian Wilson
This. Also, Jesus wouldn't support butt fucking, killing unborn children, or stealing money from my paycheck to give to the "needy".
Henry Morgan
He wouldn't vote desu. He would just use his magic to rig the election in the favor of someone who represents his ideals.
Brayden Wilson
Christians are jews who think the messiah already came. Fact.
The savior Christians worship identifies as Jewish. Jesus wouldnt come down and identify himself as "Christian". All Christians follow the Jewish faith with bonus books because they, once again, believe the messiah already came.
Jews seperate themselves from Christians as if they wont be the same when the doof they call their messiah comes.
Christians are just Jews with Spoilers.
Sebastian Lopez
...or someone bad as a judgement on the nation
though i think trump is more like a disciplinary action on the US, rauther than a judgement.
hillary wouldve been a judgement imo
Chase Bell
You could MAYBE argue that Jesus wouldnt have completely shunned classic Republicans, but modern Republicans would have been the focus of Jesus's sick burns as he was traveling the country talking shit on the rich corrupt ruling class.
Modern Republicans are rich dudes who want to keep the ball in their court, or poor people who have fallen for the Fake News Fox Ruse.
Jesus would 100000% be for a government that is ACTUALLY about helping the people, and not using the "American Dream" to justify not helping those who are struggling.
And to everyone who keeps using the "Teach a man to fish..." meme, that would be appropriate if the wealth wasnt so extremely lopsided in terms of distribution. The 1% has too fucking much, and for a majority to succeed or live well, that money needs to be taxed, and not just placed in offshore accounts for years and years and years.
Jaxson Martin
Jesus was a far right messianic Jew. That he was a far left dindu nuffin Aryan is ancient fake news.
Lincoln Clark
It’s not lip service. Conservatives donate more money every year than liberals do and it’s not even close. Liberals are always welcome to pay more taxes if they want.
Xavier Ortiz
>huuurrrrr chekmayt Making shit up means you are stupid. Fyi, non Christians have no opinions so kindly fuck off.
Leo Howard
And that's a good thing, but what has the most impact in terms of helping the poor? Policies to help them, healthcare, higher taxes for those who can afford it, and so on.
Jesus would not be in favour of republican policies that fuck the poor simply because religious people donate more to charity.
He would give to charity AND support the policies that help the poor the most.
Dominic Jones
Memeflags should be completely removed as a Jow Forums feature. There's no place for wimps on this board
Caleb Reed
Jesus didn't give af about goyim. He only cared about the common Jews he could rally against Rome and the corrupt Jewish Elites that collaborated with them. Hellenized Jews used it as a pretext to lie, to pretended that he was a universalist.
Joseph Hughes
>But that's pure lip service The policy, yes.
Actual charity is a direct and effective measure in the cases where it's applied. If everyone took direct action in their own communities we could achieve something nationwide.
It's the campaign trail promises while diverting funding during and after the elections that is "lip service".
Don't be so daft as to claim actions are "lip service" and words aren't. It's the opposite.
Easton Wood
If you're a Christian, then you'd have no problem giving your money to government programs then. You're supposed to do it anyways.
Poor faggot Jesus would not be a progressive the party of tannies , degenerate baby killers , homos , rapist , pedophiles , feminist degenerates.
Colton Powell
The data shows that the best ways to reduce poverty is policies. It would be awesome if everybody donated enough, but it doesn't happen, so there is an alternative already in place, and it's specific policies that help the poor, and these are exactly the type of policies that republicans oppose, unfortunately.
Stupid faggot you failed economics , government waste is the problem and taxes .
Brandon Parker
> The most diverse Scandinavian companies have the least poverty.
WHO'DATHUNKIT?
Dylan Gonzalez
Christ isn't Christian? He is by name, Schlomo, and identifies as God. Also, how can Jews be the same as Christians when one of them denies the divine nature of Christ? I know one of these groups will be royally screwed at His return.
Asher Clark
>Muh classical liberal And because of how far left the left has gone, a classical liberal is now right wing.
>identifies as God. Is he god? The bible identifies El as Yahweh. Do Christians worship Yahweh? Is he the father of Jesus or are they the same?
Andrew Ortiz
Actually Jesus never called himself a god.
The idea that he claimed to be divine only comes from the Gospel of John. The earliest Gospels (Matthew, Mark and Luke) don't talk about Jesus claiming to be god.
Is there some kind of drive on facebook for fat ugly worthless people to come here and post the worst of Leftist bullshit under a meme flag? You're so common, like dogshit in the park, it can't be natural.
Jackson Clark
In the beginning the Word was with God and the Word was God. If Jesus Christ was the Living Word become flesh as well as the Son of God, what then? If blasphemy against the Father and Son can be forgiven, but blasphemy against the Holy Spirit is not, what then? Figure it out.
Kevin Ortiz
>Figure it out. This is important. The bible literally associates Yahweh as El, the vast majority of Christians worship Yahweh.
If Yahweh/El are Saturn then what does that make Christians?
The bible also mentions Jehovah. Elohim. Adonai. God in the bible even directly calls out Saturn by way of calling out the idolatry of people to the star of Chiun. The same star that the Rothchilds bear. The same star of the false Israel today.
Isaac Kelly
But I will grant you this, there are some "Christians" that do what you are implying, but those are churches without Christ. One such example would be the Unitarians.
Anthony Powell
Jesus wouldn't vote or be involved in politics. Just like how he didn't participate on the vanities of the Roman world.
Perhaps he would. Perhaps he wouldn't. It might depend on the circumstances. If he thought it'd save some kids lives from the horrors of blood libel for example...
Christopher Gonzalez
Jesus said to share with your neighbors. Jesus did not say give everything to Caesar so that Caesar may redistribute (((fairly))). If you think about it, sharing when you can prevents the need for any sort of leftism even though it is in its self an act of leftism, despite being a purely voluntary individual act.
Colton Robinson
Fuck off back to Israel, you God-killing JIDF faggot
Andrew Brown
Jesus would have been NatSoc. The Swastika is even the symbol for God conciousness.
Eli Williams
Wrong. In Christianity it is about CHOOSING to help others. The left is about taking someones money via taxes (i.e. gunpoint) and force. You are taking away someones free will (which is against Christianity) and also stealing (which is also against Christianity). In Christianity you pay tithing and the church takes care of the vulnerable of the community ...locally.
This is not the same as big government and worshipping of the state which most atheists seem to always do. 80% of atheists vote left and have left leaning/liberal views.
Jesus would NOT being classical progressive/liberal. You have clearly not read and understood the Bible nor Jesus in it.
Nor would he be republican today. The (((republicans))) left His teachings and word, and are neocons, cuckservatives and anti Christian.
American Christians need to take their country back. Their republican party has been (((infiltrated))) and explains why they've been loosing on all fronts for decades now.
>liberals burn Bibles, make porn with nuns and priests in it to shit on Christians, attack Christians, support the Islamic killing of Christians, seek to remove the "Christ" in "Christmas," purge all things Christian from schools, and socially-engineer the downfall of Christianity
>Jesus would be liberal
You know I am getting sick and fuckig tired of leftists not only attacking and trying to destroy Christianity, but also trying to manipulate Christians into being like them.
Are you really shocked Southern Baptists turn away Planned Parenthood and PETA? The Bible says “Render unto Caesar,” not “Let Caesar take care of the poor and widowed you can totally trust the state.”
Noah Clark
But republican is better than democrat obviously (from a Christian view point) ... but definitely Americans need to sort out their (((5th column))) and traitors. To drain the swamp, among other things.