How are you celebrating Labour day comrads?

How are you celebrating Labour day comrads?

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laughing at commie LARPers making a fool of themselves mostly

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By running my own company and selling items at significant mark-up.

I’ll have an answer when September rolls around but more than likely nursing a hangover same as Memorial Day

by being efficient

get it i make funny

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>I was only 19 years old.
>I loved Žižek so much, I had all the books and films.
>I pray to Žižek every night, thanking him for the knowledge he's given me. “Žižek is love” I say, “Žižek is life."
>My dad is Jordan Peterson. He hears me and calls me a cultural marxist. I knew he was just jealous of my devotion to Žižek.
>I called him a pseudo-intellectual.
>He hits me and sends me to sleep.
>I'm crying now and my face hurts.
>I lay in bed, really cold. I feel something warm...
>It's Žižek! I was so happy.
>He whispers in my ear an obscene joke.
>As I laugh he grabs me with his slavic hands, and puts me on his lap. I'm ready.
>I am all ears for Žižek.
>He penetrates my mind and expands my view on the current predicament.
>It hurts so much, but I do it for Žižek. I can feel my illusions shattering and eyes watering.
>I want to learn from Žižek.
>He sniffs a mighty sniff as he fills my young mind with his wisdom.
>My dad walks in.
>Žižek looks him straight in the eye and says,
>"We are approaching a catastrophe."
>Žižek crushes him in a debate and leaves through my window.
>Žižek is love. Žižek is life.

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true, but that was 100 years ago, communism was like 30, i understand that capitalism doesn't care about anything else but profit

Face it.

You and I know East Germany would be better off if they still had those walls.

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>cigarette-related deaths blamed on Capitalism
>Soviet soldiers didn't smoke
WHEW LAD

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actually thinking capitalism killed 1.6 blillion people

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By spreading the nazbol agenda!

>Niggers starving is the fault of capitalism

lol no

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Since people contribute every death in a 'communist' country to be the fault of communism this is an entirely fair comparision.

it's china with it's enourmous population that shouldn't have take ambitous agricultural policies,
centralising power is typical for 20th century communism

Russia had never seen and will likely never see again the prosperity of socialism. Go look up soviet gdp per capita relation to us gdp per capita.

This gave me a hearty chuckle.

That's the Marxist version of socialism

Way to prove his point.

By actually fucking working.

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You're a larper
Real commies say Workers day, not Labour day

>khmers rouge were capitalists
I learned something today

Profiting off cigarette sales is immoral and will be forbidden in the communist stae.

To be fair they were propped up by US...

>Will
>Laughingreagan.png

irony is a theme here

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You’re probably interested to know that smoking was popularized by the dirty alliance between feminists, freudians and capitalists. Imagine if smoking had never taken off!

Going to the MAY Day rally in Chicago soon.

It's always great because there's always like 5 righty nerds who come in from the burbs and get immediately thrown out / hide behind police

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Capitalism = white genocide. Why do you support white genocide?

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What’s your point you anti white scum?

Communism is just as bad. Those low birthrates and abysmal living conditions in the ex-Warsaw pact didn't happen overnight.

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>What is colonialism

By working of course you lazy parasite kike.

im not a capitalist anymore -- my entire generation was nvr capitalist

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>Can't leave his job for an hour to protest

I too enjoy slavery.

EX-warsaw pact. During the soviet union communist states had high birth rates and good living standards. You can look up the consumption of goods or fertility rates in east germany.

>muh colonialism is why niggers act like niggers
Nope, try again lad

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>N-n-not real capitalism.
Yeah fuck off from this thread brainlet.

They were propped by Mao too. In both case, it was more about annoying the USSR and communist Viet Nam than about supporting the ideology.

Look up thomas sankara. Africa has always been a shithole, but without commercial imperialism it would atleast be a stable shithole. (And there wouldn’t be mass immigration to europe.)

no no i meant socialism

but i mean its a paradox, it is but isnt, i am a capitalist but, im a socialist too, but since thats not real socialism it dont work either -- actually they both suck

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there is a buisy trade route next to singaopre, and has it's entire population in one city

Stop believing their lies, comrad.

Are you arguing via memes?

Please stop. Africa was fine prior to colonialism. No different than the native tribes that existed all over prior to colonialism.

Not to mention the resource drain on the countries that we're maintained by being turned into export economies. So far that it created situations in which they could not provide goods for their own people

I'm paraphrasing here obviously

There, I fixed it

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Like it just sounds like you don't know how colonialism works?

>good living standards
Mate no they fucking did not, you've sucked in WAYY too much soviet propaganda.

>high birthrates
again, no.

Both Germanys have been below replacement for over 45 YEARS now. The fact that East Germany was a bit less terrible for births does not make it the ideal system. Additionally, the baby-bust that happened right as the Warsaw Pact collapsed brought it BELOW the already poor West German rates.

International capitalism and International socialism (communism) are two sides of the same shekel. The answer is NATIONALISM.

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Just said I hate using memes because they lack any sort of nuance but here I am

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nytimes.com/2017/08/12/opinion/why-women-had-better-sex-under-socialism.html/

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None of those wars were caused by capitalism. WWI and WWII were caused by clashes between empires and struggles to gain territory based on ideology. All Turkish genocides had an ethnic not economic motivation. Hell, all of these genocides had an ethnic motivation. Almost all interventions by the US were in pursuit of stopping communist tyranny, not for resources we already have an abundance of. Many famines in colonies were due to having to funnel food to soldiers on the front lines in the world wars. Some of these are literally Communist genocides.

Nice try

No one should have sex if I am not allowed to. It should be banned, you stupid commie.

that picture, that flag
user .... I
>tfw you respond to a slide thread

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You nonce, wars fought for territory is still a war for profit/greed regardless of how you shape it.

>strawman
"Communism killed 100 million people" =/= "STALIN killed 100 million people."

(the 100 million is a high-end estimate/exaggeration even for communism as a whole, so citing it as though it is the common consensus is retarded)

Stalin did kill millions (certainly more than even the highest estimates for Hitler), but the majority of the victims of communism were chinks.

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>tfw this pic is whiter than the Jow Forums meetups

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Absolutely degenerate to deny profit motivation.

I'm shook at the mental gymnastics you had to perform to get this point.

>implying greed is exclusive to capitalism

>everything that isn't my specific brand of communism that is perfect and has never killed anyone is capitalism and it killed 10 quadrillion people.

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I'm organizing a political party based on the concept of city states.

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>Stopping communist tyranny
>Justifying world police.

There's so much in this post that's actually just perspective brainwashing I had to read it a few times.

I've responded to this post 3 times because it's so amazing.

>a capitalist war against communism wasn't a capitalist war because it was against communism

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Africa was incredibly primitive in most places before colonialism. East and West Africa were still primitive by even Classical standards. Resources were not drained; there is still plenty all over Africa; why do you think many corporations go over there for resources now if they were already drained? And America is an export economy mostly, so that’s not an excuse either.

>implying REAL communism™ has ever even existed

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give an example of a communist state