PRESIDENT TRUMP GENERAL - THERE ARE NEVER ENOUGH WORDS FOR THIS MAN EDITION /ptg/

PRESIDENT DONALD J TRUMP
whitehouse.gov
donaldjtrump.com/

>b-but Trump hasnt done anything!
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DAILY SCHEDULE (WH Press Corps) publicpool.kinja.com/
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NEWTRUMP NIGHTLY NEWS pastebin.com/yArfUKdC

NEW APPEARANCES
>Pres Trump/Nigger Pres Buhari press conf 4/30/18
youtu.be/dOXHITJNu1E
>Pres Trump meets w/Nigger Pres Buhari 4/30/18
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>Pres Trump greets Niggerian Pres Buhari 4/30/18
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>VP Pence @El Centro CA on the border 4/30/18
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>VP Pence visits Border Patrol Station 4/30/18
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>VP Pence tours Board Wall construction 4/30/18
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>SoS Pompeo w/Jordan FM 4/30/18
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>SoS Pompeo w/Saudi FM al-Juberi presser 4/30/18
youtu.be/FqiNCwGf9xQ
>ICE/Border Protection @House on budget 4/30/18
c-span.org/video/?443753-1/
>WH Video: Bring your kids to work Press Brief 4/30/18
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>WH Video: Bring your kids to work day 4/30/18
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>WH Video: Pres Trump welcomes merkel 4/30/18
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>Pres Trump MAGA Rally in MI 4/28/18
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>Mooch @Jewpost event 4/29/18
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>SoS Pompeo w/bibi press conf 4/26/18
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>SoS Pompeo @House of Saud 4/28/18
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>[Fun Stuff] Trump Acting Career
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>Pres Trump Weekly Address #52 4/27/18
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>Pres Trump Presser w/PM Angela 4/27/18
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>Pres Trump meets w/PM Angela 4/27/18
youtu.be/FD9WM7MR3Yc
>Pres Trump French Kisses Merkel 4/27/18
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>too old to join Space Force

god dammit

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would've been SPACE FORCE edition but unfortunately i had already prepared thread, sorry

My dick smells horrible, it's like a rotten fish and a pungent sour smell. I accidently dropped my pillow off my bed and it hit my piss bottle spilling it all over the floor and on my pillow. I haven't taken a shower in a week. I ran out of hotpockets yesterday and I'm on my last can of mountain dew. I got tired of playing my mmo because I lost a match and there's no anime I feel like watching right now. I ordered food but I don't know what to wear when answering the door because all my clothes smell. Can people smell my dick through clothes? I can smell it now but I'm only wearing underwear. I think I'll spray myself down with fabreeze before he gets here.

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petition to call space force soldiers
>uranus invaders

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Is there a gif yet with a pic of him on the screen like an infinite loop?

>stop trump

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>Trump wants Von Braun's space exploration proposals to become reality
>knows that the only way he can get funds through congress is the military
>creates space corps of the army
>funnels billions of military funds into solar system colonies and space stations
>plants US flag everywhere
>infinite resources to BTFO china with

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If diggits then we fight Iran for based Israel

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“US HAS FOUND ISRAEL IS PREPARING FOR OPEN WAR WITH IRAN”

>time to enlist

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WHEN THE FUCK IS TRUMP GOING TO SUE MEXICO FOR THEIR POLLUTION ILLEGALY CROSSING THE BOARDER AND POISONING ME

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I really want to grudge fuck her.

BREAKING: TRUMP BODY GUARD KEITH SCHILLER RAIDED TRUMP'S PERSONAL DOCTOR HAROLD BORENSTEIN'S OFFICE IN FEBRUARY 2017 AND TOOK ALL OF HIS PERSONAL MEDICAL RECORDS WITH OUT A HIPAA RELEASE - NBC NEWS

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This is so next level

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These make the best piss bottles, great caps, roomy bottle mouth

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>not space force edition
SAD desu

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Back off, she's mine.

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Wow it's almost like getting credit for ending the fucking KOREAN WAR is a large accomplishment that should be rewarded

WAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRR

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LOOK AT THE IRANIAN MISSILE SITE GOYS!!!!

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READ NO BULLY

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I would grudge fuck tarlov, or better yet, Delaney from that fucking high school

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Dont worry. We can just take files now.

Despite the glowie's efforts last night, we're still live.
Guess we're about to see some serious shit pulled by (((them))).

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Mars is hotter

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That is a pretty high class piss bottle. If I go to the store again I'll get one.

>not changing the edition last minute
Just let Joe be Joe for 10 posts and put up a good edition next time

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ADHD prevents me from doing anything.

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people can always smell your dick through your clothing; it's like designed to smell louldy.

just order food and don't tip so the driver hates you based on no tip and not on personal hygiene.

because changing the edition and image is that hard

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>mfw he calls the 6th army corp 'Space Patrol Delta'
youtube.com/watch?v=GqNegUOvOIw

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Lets tell everyone. Shit. Every sandnigger from Isreal through iraq into iran will be on alert.

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THE MUSTACHE, IT IS ERECT

She's got big milkers. I've watched enough granny porn to know they often look better than you would expect without clothes.

>Not Space Force Edition
What are we even doing?

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Who here will join the Space Force?

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But I would have to wait for change. That would mean I would have to be around him longer. I don't know if I can handle more than a minute of human interaction right now.

He wasn't supposed to release the Finesteride script but he did.

kind of seems weird that they'd say that

Nobel prize are officially cancelled for 2018

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>image folder isn't so big that finding an appropriate image takes over 10 minutes
sorry i didn't know i was talking with faggots

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maybe I can start a business designing systems for space force ships and stuff.

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I...i didn't want into space anyway...

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>just when north korea is about to denuclearize, Israel wants to go to war with Iran
hmm really makes you think

That's the point. These officials are kneecapping Israel on purpose.

Preparing is the key word there. Neither of those countries are ready for open warfare, at least not on their own.

Why are they blackpilling so hard lately? Whats happening?

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Everyone would be climbing over each other to talk to a recruiter

>I haven't taken a shower in a week
look at big shot over here taking weekly showers

Mars is everyone's first Sailor waifu though.

that kike should lose his licence for disclosing a patient's medical records

>Nobel prize are officially cancelled for 2018
Holy shit, you aren't just shitposting

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>You will never lick Ivanka's feet
IT'S NOT FAIR

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Mars is the superior sailor scout... you know it to be true.

The man has a method...it failed spectacularly and embarrassed not only himself and his family and us.

>Not sorting your image folder
Sorry, I didn't know I was talking with a slob

Clean yaself

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>images aren't organized
Your autism is weak, go back to plebbit

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Well I felt pretty good last week. Sorry for being a failure at the one thing I can do right.

LMAO!

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Make Cortana

Iran and Israel just need to have hatesex already and blow off steam.
To what end though?

>French """"man""""
>being into femdom
No way, get out. I don't believe it.

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>The French have always been different.
>t. Rick Perry

lol

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i haven't cleaned out my downloads folder in over 3 years
try again buddy

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>he hasn't memorized all of his images by the Jow Forums image number that was assigned to it when he saved it

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umm just convince yourself that instead of you handling a situation you don't want to be handling.

You ARE the situation and other people are handling you; it's a simple trick that makes interacting with people easy as fuck - like, removes all worry

>literature

There's actually one word that covers him pretty well.

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>we go into a mini ice age and trumps face lasts an eternity

"President"

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>Gentile whites commit more crime than Jews.

Huh.

stormfags are controlled oppo shariablue shills and have been screeching YOU GOT PLAYED BY NEOCON KIKE DRUMPF, ISLAM IS THE WHITE MAN'S RELIGION since 2015, whenever they go on outbursts like this it means they're getting BTFO harder than usual

Meant for Why are they doing it?

>Trump raised the bar so high that they now have to get rid of faggy awards just to give Trump an award of value

He's knocking on the door. I don't know if I should pretend not to be here now.

>glacier
>image posted of iceberg (?)

>foot fetishism necessarily means femdom
Also pic related, at least I'm not a nigger

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BREAKING: FEDERAL JUDGE ORDERS TRUMP TO CERTIFY 'IRAN DEAL' BECAUSE NOT DOING SO WOULD CONSTITUTE "DISCRIMINATION ON RELIGIOUS GROUNDS"
>BREAKING: FEDERAL JUDGE ORDERS TRUMP TO CERTIFY IRAN DEAL BECAUSE NOT DOING SO WOULD CONSTITUTE "DISCRIMINATION ON RELIGIOUS GROUNDS"
BREAKING: FEDERAL JUDGE ORDERS TRUMP TO CERTIFY IRAN DEAL BECAUSE NOT DOING SO WOULD CONSTITUTE "DISCRIMINATION ON RELIGIOUS GROUNDS"
>BREAKING: FEDERAL JUDGE ORDERS TRUMP TO CERTIFY IRAN DEAL BECAUSE NOT DOING SO WOULD CONSTITUTE "DISCRIMINATION ON RELIGIOUS GROUNDS"
BREAKING: FEDERAL JUDGE ORDERS TRUMP TO CERTIFY IRAN DEAL BECAUSE NOT DOING SO WOULD CONSTITUTE "DISCRIMINATION ON RELIGIOUS GROUNDS"
>BREAKING: FEDERAL JUDGE ORDERS TRUMP TO CERTIFY IRAN DEAL BECAUSE NOT DOING SO WOULD CONSTITUTE "DISCRIMINATION ON RELIGIOUS GROUNDS"

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>making himself a bigger bullying target
You're okay, OP.
Thanks for Baking.

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>merely three years
my image folder is a collection that has lasted me for over 6 years and across 3 computers

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Trump: An American Dream was quite fun to watch (despite its slant now and again). people should watch that documentary

it's ok,stinky dick...it'll get better

Lel. They crack me up. I hope they act like this for 7 more years.

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There’s something about that shadow...a familiar shape.
>handrubbing.gif

>Clean yaself
Too much hassle to sort 13 years of memetics.

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Trump wants North Korea and the Palestinian situation resolved first.

>Maxine Waters voted against the Iraq invasion.

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Actually i do it for lulz. Not really nazi. Lel

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it's inherently submissive, and it's bad to be into it. I try to avoid it as much as it turns me on

>>foot fetishism necessarily means femdom
yes it does
yes it indeed does.
No alpha slaying the pussy is going after da feet first and foremost. "muh feet" is for guys on the hands and knees "CALL ME A WORM, MY QUEEN!" kind of shit.

Get your shit together, frenchy.
At least like yourself some titties like a grown up

We need some mockups of tweets about President Hawaiian Judge of Ninth Circuit ordering Israel to return stolen CDs to Iran

food>fear

death is scarier than people

You should sort it. It's pretty comfy to do it

But, boobs are superior; too many niggers and spics liking that ass more

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cool

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