Immigration to Murca

>Can anyone redpill me on the current state of America?
ZOG -- Zionist Occupation Government

You can still get the old America in a few areas, but those areas are getting more expensive, and you have to go farther north.

Wyoming, Montana, West Virginia, Maine, Parts of Tennessee, Northern Alabama.

Well my Russian friend you can still live in a majority white states, shoot for the ones in the Midwest or northern states. Despite what some Eroupeans say we are quite friendly. Good luck future buger bro.

>they are shitty tourists
Embarrassingly true. I fucking hate seeing other Americans when I travel.

most americans couldn't peg the UK on a map, I doubt you even cross their minds.
let alone having them make a informed opinion about you.

sadly this. meme flag kike accidentally telling truth instead of lies.

>Can anyone redpill me on the current state of America?
It depends on how much you make.

not happening

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The general public is terrible. I can't compare them to what people are like in other countries because I've never been to any, but walking into a Walmart here is like stepping into a monster movie.

Everyone hates Anglos.

John walked around the gorilla pit cautiously. The gorillas in this zoo were known to be unpredictable. The biggest gorilla Mutumbo was known for pulling pranks on they zookeepers.
John swept up the gorilla dung as quietly as he could as not to awaken the gorillas. Images of Harambe tossing that kid in the air like a god damn rag doll flashed in John's mind for some reason and he shuddered at the thought of that happening to him.
After John was finished cleaning the gorilla pit he and was about to go home, he discovered that the door was locked. "What the hell" John said out loud, it was then that Mutumbo grabbed John and screamed in his ear, giving John quite the jump-scare. "Ahh! Mutumbo .... Wwwhat is wrong ssssir" John shuddered. Did he just call a gorilla sir? So much for John asserting his dominance.
John looked down in abject horror to see that Mutumbo's gigantic black fuzzy gorilla cock was fully erect and was getting closer and closer to his face. John suddenly remembered this nature documentary he saw where the announcer specifically said that gorillas were the only animal that could give a human aids. Mutumbo pressed his giant pair of monkey testicles against Johns tightly shut mouth and nose. This was one smart gorilla for he knew John would need to breath eventually . in a few moments John opened his mouth to breath and when he did Mutumbo forced his enormous balls in John's mouth . his balls where smelly and hairy john thought he was going to choke to death, but perhaps unconsciously John was licking and sucking on those gorilla balls like there was no tomarow. When Mutumbo pulled his balls from John's mouth he, in a dream like state followed them like he wanted more, if only John knew how much more he was going to get.
Mutumbo unceremoniously shoved the entire length of his giant dick down John's throat causing his jaw to pop instantly.

John's head being squeezed by this brute bounced at a blurring speed as he made disgusting slurping sounds with his mouth. After about half an hour of the most hardcore throat fucking John have ever experienced Mutumbo shoved John's face up to the hilt of his massive gorilla dong filling John's nose with stinky monkey pubes and pumping three gallons of monkey spunk directly into John's hungry stomach.
John fell back, and he had about three seconds to have fun sloshing the gorilla cum in his belly around before Mutumbo ran up to him and literally tore his clothes off and pulled his feet behind his head. As this big fucking guerrilla was busy pummeling Johns ass dislocating his legs from his hips, Johns eyes rolled back in his head. His mind entered a dream like state. Licking his lips like a lunatic. Listening to the slapping sounds of those giant black gorilla balls smacking against his back. Johns broken jaw wagged as the ape shook his torso down onto his penis, the fact that john now had broken shoulders, jaw, sphincter and coccyx made him feel quite loose. Mutumbo let out another torrent of monkey spunk, injecting his large, small intestines, and stomach with 4 gallons of gorilla cock snot. John could barely move, he felt like there was more jizz inside him than water, he glanced down at his full and very distended belly audibly sloshing.
Mutumbo smirked over John's dumb bloated body as the sun began to rise and people started to come into the zoo.
"John what the hell are you doing naked in the gorilla pit? Did you forget to feed mutumbo?" Said Lary, John's coworker, as a crowd of patrons began to gather around the enclosure. John in a dream like state could only blow cum bubbles in Larry's direction as the attendees pointed and laughed at John
"what a creep!" Lary left John naked in the pit out of frustration.
Mutumbo's big fuzzy belly growled out of hunger.

You can live a pretty good life here as long as you have an education and can earn a good living. And despite what Jow Forums says, the country is very safe outside of the inner city ghettos.

The 12 foot tall gorilla grabbed john and forcefully shoved his head and shoulders into his gaping maw. John did not resist, he felt like his brain had been turned into thick viscous monkey jizz. The crowd looked in awe as Mutumbo swallowed hard. As Johns arms and upper torso got squeezed in Mutumbo's powerful esophagus.
John did not attempt to resist. I'm sure he would use his recent ass pounding as an excuse, but I think, deep down he knew that this was his destiny, to be melted away in a gorillas belly and transformed into shit and monkey pudge.
Johns mind was in there somewhere screaming in a dark prison, feeling itself getting smaller and smaller.
News got out that Mutumbo had eaten one of the zoo workers, so naturally he became a huge tourist attraction. People came from all over the country and waited for Mutumbo to shit John out. the zoo even started selling merchandise that had a picture of John's face, an equal sign and a poop emoji.
John was long dead, but his conciseness lived on detached from his sludgy body and residing in the apes lower rectum.
A kid grabbed his fathers arm "He is coming out! He is coming out! " he said, jumping up and down.
Mutumbo grunted, berring down as a thick dark brown coiling log of dung was pushed from his rectum. The crowd cheered as a 6 foot 3 inch uninterrupted rope of feces plopped out from the monkeys furry ass cheeks.
The show wasn't over yet, folks! With a smirk Mutumbo whipped out his gorilla cock and pissed on John's stinking remains, the piss was like a fire hose, breaking up the filth making it loose its form.
Larry looked on with folded arms "Well... I didn't expect this to be such a big deal, I have never seen this place so crowded"
Mutumbo became the zoos star animal, there were even some internet memes made about John, but after Mutumbo swallowed the third zoo employee, everybody forgot about him.

This OP.

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>can earn a good living

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Gorilla dicks are tiny

Wrong

Pics or it didn't happen

We are full. Stay in your shithole.

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I know some russian immigrants, pretty cool dudes.

If you do it you have to go to one of the states northward that leans towards red. The less urban the better.

Unless the raise act passes through Congress, it’s basically impossible for whites to immigrate here. Also don’t move to the South or Southwest. Those are the most cucked areas of the US.

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We don't think about you outside of comedic reasons.

It's not, but for one reason you probably think, and a shitload of others you don't.

The reason you think: We have a group of persecuting, evil, lying assholes infesting our government, institutions, cities, and homes, akin to Nazi's. These people are called liberals, and the far left. From where you are, they will literally froth at the mouth for the chance to report russians for sedition. Since they don't understand what sedition is (See: hillary clinton), they made up new laws to be able to judge people they don't like (transgender laws, gay laws, etc.) into a form translatable for their feeble minds.

The reasons you don't think about are because all the money is going to go to immigrants, like you would be, and they don't work. Because of this, there will be no money to give out to immigrants at some point, likely soon. You'll basically be starting from scratch in a poor country that gave all their money away for emotional reasons, and surrounded by much more vile, violent immigrants that are looking more to steal your money/identity than help you assimilate.

Combine the second with the first. Even if you get in before the money runs out, you'll be profiled in order to be denied any kind of help, because the people that hand out all that help lost their bread and circus competition and are throwing a collective, passive aggressive tantrum until they get what they want. This includes blaming other people in the vicinity, which, if you immigrate, shall be you.

Fuck that. Don't move to Alaska, OP. It's full of fat fucks. Most of the Southern/Conservatives states are fat entitled cunts, and the Northern/Liberal states are filled with basedboys and shiteating feminists that will reeee to you about hurting their feelings.

I was born in Novosibirsk and moved out here with my mom, and every day I think about moving back when I'm done with school. Just steer clear, it's just another country full of hamwhales and niggers

>Please answer the following with (Y/N)
I will answer only if you have time to talk about our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ.

>It's likely the last state that even comes close to the idea our founding fathers left us

I was actually thinking about Texas.

>Texas

Not worth it, the state is 41% white and declining rapidly. It’s filled to the brim with spics and even the whites there don’t look European. Move to the Midwest or Northwest.

>shortest time to become a citizen
>6-7 years

TOP KEK I became one in LESS THAN A YEAR

1. Marry a Citizen
2. Join the Military
3. Finish basic training (just couple of weeks)
4. ????
5. Congratulations you're an American

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Forgot to take the meme flag off.
This isn't actually too bad advice. If you're really going to go to America, my recommendation is the Pacific North West too, specifically Oregon. Portland is full of dumb liberals too, but it's a little bit better, especially in the surrounding areas. Since Oregon is so wild, lots of people are on the fitter side, going hiking and stuff along those lines.

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Come to Oz, cunt. Bring your qt slav sister.

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Fuck you faggot you have no idea how good you have it. Legally allowed to form into armed miliitas but you softcock faggots still can't get the job done. You need some true colonials to show you de wei

>bring your qt slav sister
abbo detected

We need less welfare queens, not more

Eh, if he serves full term, then what difference does it make? Citizenship is a good reward for serving, imo

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Agreed, it's a good thing that the serving option is not freely given. I actually had to get a green card first to be able to serve.

it's not welfare when it's optional and only voluntary

It's worth it user.Nearly my entire street has a relative with American citizenship.I am trying to get one too.
>t.civil engineer

Lurker here from texas, best you move to DFW on the north west side, this is where you see TRUE Texas. You got your white towns. Lewisvill is cheep and good. Average statistics for a suburb. Borders lot of wealthy white towns too. Schools will probably be mixed but who fucking cares really.

Go to
>Montana
>Idaho
>Florida
>Oklahoma
>anywhere in the midwest save Illinois
Beware
>Washington
>Oregon
>Texas
>Florida again
>Arizona
Steer clear of
>California
>Florida again
>Jew York

Also bump

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>abbo detected
I don't think abbos are even aware the Northern Hemisphere exists.

>Go to
>>Montana
I wish you assholes would stop mentioning Montana every time this topic comes up. It's already under threat of becoming the next Colorado.