/ptg/ - PRESIDENT TRUMP GENERAL - (HE CUTE) edition

PRESIDENT DONALD J TRUMP
whitehouse.gov
donaldjtrump.com/

>b-but Trump hasnt done anything!
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PREV APPEARANCES/LINKS pastebin.com/ynXV6CHT
DAILY SCHEDULE (WH Press Corps) publicpool.kinja.com/
TrumpTV Weekly Updates: pastebin.com/6HbHjbqF
NEWTRUMP NIGHTLY NEWS pastebin.com/yArfUKdC

NEW APPEARANCES
>Pres Trump welcomes Flight 1380 heroes 5/1/18
youtu.be/U8Yq7X_fmDQ
>Pres Trump Presents Commander in Chief Trophy 5/1/18
youtu.be/1xsEuwPRNag
>VP Pence @America 1st event in AZ 5/1/18
youtu.be/vgcKrl8DxD8
>DefSec C.H.A.O.S. Mattis w/Macedonian DM Shekerinska 5/1/18
c-span.org/video/?444895-1/
>SoS Pompeo @State Dep 5/1/18
youtu.be/mFWWwVGMLJY
>SoS Pompeo working breakfast w/Jordan FM 4/30/18
youtu.be/WXie3TtpSfc
>DepAG Rosenstein on Rule of Law 5/1/18
c-span.org/video/?444870-1/
>ComSec Wilburine on CNBC about China 5/1/18
youtu.be/XTvlh-SSNUU
>Immigration Backlog w/Dir McHenry 5/1/18
c-span.org/video/?444885-1/
>WH Press Brief (Sarah) 5/1/18
youtu.be/QjpH8ivx_WE
>WH Video: Pres Trump Presents CiC Trophy 5/1/18
youtu.be/MoElFZFR4Q8
>WH Video: Pres Trump welcomes Nigger Pres 5/1/18
youtu.be/GVa-QRw9UKM
>IntDep Video: Bighorn Migration 5/1/18
youtu.be/wAcTAEYG2NE
>Pres Trump/Nigger Pres Buhari press conf 4/30/18
youtu.be/dOXHITJNu1E
>Pres Trump meets w/Nigger Pres Buhari 4/30/18
youtu.be/W4Cn47ePFAU
>Pres Trump greets Niggerian Pres Buhari 4/30/18
youtu.be/rLjOantJt8Y
>VP Pence @El Centro CA on the border 4/30/18
youtu.be/xO3rDzgdUW8
>VP Pence visits Border Patrol Station 4/30/18
youtu.be/LFaq2ewuqwg
>VP Pence tours Board Wall construction 4/30/18
youtu.be/woXDzUz3oGw
>SoS Pompeo w/Jordan FM 4/30/18
youtu.be/tTJw-yYdm18

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Anything happen today? Been working and couldn't lurk.
have a melania in advance

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Thread: Baked
Bubble Gum: Chewed
Need new baker this is my last thread for now.

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MAGA

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>302
Getting better

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>local news qt petite Indian newsfu
>gets pregnant
>disappears
>reappears with massive milkers

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Going to buy a lawnmower. Should i choose gas-powered or battery-powered?

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>the shadpics donald

/inbred orangutan - PETA edition general/

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Battery a shit unless you have a micro lawn.

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Trump has unironically been nominated for the nobel peace prize

washingtonexaminer.com/news/trump-nominated-nobel-peace-prize

It was probably a savvy intern, but I want to believe Ted has truly ascended.

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>Indian

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Gas you fag

This is now a Cruz thread

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You're a grill, ain't ya? It's cool. I won't tell.
But I can tell..

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>The Boy Scouts of America doubled down Wednesday on its quest to become the scouting organization of choice for boys and girls, announcing it will drop "Boy" from the name of its signature program.


>Chief Scout Executive Mike Surbaugh unveiled the group's "Scout Me In" marketing campaign aimed at promoting inclusiveness. “As we enter a new era for our organization, it is important that all youth can see themselves in Scouting in every way possible," Surbaugh said.

>Change has been coming quickly to the iconic if shrinking organization. In October, it announced it would provide programs for girls. Several months before that, the group announced it would accept and register transgender youths into its organization.

>In 2015, it ended its ban on gay leaders.

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>not letting a qt Indian poo in your loo

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>yfw the Jewish version of welfare niggers turns Israel into Iran: the kosher edition

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Gasoline. Battery tech isnt there yet.

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Fun fact: this gif was designed at least 2 weeks before the Bibi PowerPoint.

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liberal pacifists declare war

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Remember that we need to pump out more election ads/memes for the midterms!

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“I don’t think Stormy Daniels is going to produce one additional vote in almost any race that we run in 2018,” Cecil reportedly said.

The Atlantic’s Ronald Brownstein, the left-wing pundit who is essentially a Democratic strategist on demographics, also recently warned Democrats that focusing on Daniels will prevent the party’s economic message from breaking through to crucial swing voters.

“In other words: For a sunny outcome this fall, Democrats probably need more health care and taxes—and less Comey and Stormy,” Browstein concluded.

As Breitbart News has noted, “though some Democrats still want to double down on Stormy Daniels, recent polling has found that only 23 percent of Americans believe Daniels is an important issue while Trump’s support among white evangelicals hit an all-time high.”

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2nd most wanted

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I am so glad I never went to anything but the cub scouts but even then it was limited.

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>inb4 Dennis Rodman is awarded the Nobel

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i can resume baking again because i've done my pretending to be a person for the day

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If your lawn is so small a battery mower could cover it just buy a gas powered weedeater.

Where's Russia?

that's so great

thanks for posting it

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2smoke of peace and justice

They're literally going to give it to Moon and Kim.
Screencap this.

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I really miss the campaign.

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When is the next Trump rally?

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I'd be okay with that.

>Can't _______ the Flood

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ITT

RED STORM ALERT
RED STORM ALERT

THE PRIMARIES FOR THE FOLLOWING STATES ARE ON MAY 8, TUESDAY NEXT WEEK

Indiana - Vote for Mike Braun in the Senate primary. He will be /ourguy/ for taking down Joe Donnelly. For House primaries, vote for the most Trumpian candidate

Braun is a successful businessman and outsider who is funding his own campaign.

mikebraunforindiana.com/

North Carolina - No senate race, but for the House primaries, vote for the most Trumpian candidate

Ohio - Vote for Mike Gibbons in the Senate primary. He will be /ourguy/ to take down Sherrod Brown. Vote for the most Trumpian candidate in your House primary.

Gibbons is another successful businessman and outsider who is funding his own campaign.

gibbonsforohio.com/home

West Virginia - Vote for Evan Jenkins in the Senate primary. He will be /ourguy/ to take down Joe Manchin. Vote for the most Trumpian candidate in your House primary.

Jenkins is strong on immigration.

evanjenkins.com/landing/

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Ok but I thought these people were against the wars that gave them PTSD in the first place. How many phony PTSD vets will be prescribed MDMA for the lolz? What could go wrong?

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cud

And one Lubio for good measure

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Say something nice about this cuban and mexican mixed race couple.

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the cowardly will become useless. no net loss.

previous ones were lost these will be lost as well.

>join army
>win war
>come home
>rave 24/7

>What could go wrong?
Not much, worst comes to worst and you end up with some dehydration deaths and rapes instead of suicides.

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there are the primaries we're talking about, shill, not the general election

and even so, we won MOST of the special elections that transpired

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how much longer until tumblr-level claims of ptsd start getting people legal ecstasy?

Health insurance company Cigna conducted a nationwide survey and nearly half reported constant feelings of being lonely or isolated.
Out of the 20,000 adults surveyed, 47 percent of respondents said that they “sometimes or always” feel “alone,” or “left out.” About one in four “rarely or never feel as though there are people who really understand them,” and roughly two in five “sometimes or always feel that their relationships are not meaningful,” and they are “isolated from others.” To collect this information, Cigna employed the UCLA Loneliness Scale — one of today’s most effective tools for measuring loneliness

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DIDN'T FLY SO WELL.

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At least the cuban one is sexy, per usual. I guess.

bluewave liberals always trying to get you to take the brown pill

if anyone deserves it- its the vets

focusing on Daniels will prevent the party’s economic message from breaking through to crucial swing voters.
What message? Higher taxes and more gibs? That's THE REASON WHY they focus on bullshit like Stormy Daniels. They have nothing. CHECKED.

This seriously breaks my heart. Hoped my son would be an Eagle like myself. He made it to Weeblow last year. Now this shit has put both of us off Scouts. It's breddy sad my friends..

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They put their lives on the line for your country let them rail a fat line of whatever the fuck they want its the least you could do

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PEACE,DENUCLEARIZATION,REUNIFICATION

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>Take the >shadgates and go, Dahnald.
>I'll handle this.

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Heres the mower i purchased last year. No bagging needed and you can tackle a full acre with 1 gallon of gas without using the self propel.

>sears.com/craftsman-12avd35n799-39767-21inch-190cc-briggs-stratton-8.5/p-A013602196?plpSellerId=Sears&prdNo=7&blockNo=7&blockType=G7#

Uncle Ted strikes again.

Glad next war won't be in Korea
>Rolling for war in Central America or Mexico in the Next ten years
My Florida Man training have granted me the ability to function on 10gs of coke while riding through the jungle on the back of an alligator
The Cartels/Commies stand no chance if we get a good war going down there

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>Vegas bodycam footage
Why am I seeing this for the first time on the nightly news?

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If he's getting good stuff out of it, he shouldn't stop because the overall politics are ass.
Maybe your locals feel the same way about it as you do.

>Ohio - Vote for Mike Gibbons in the Senate primary. He will be /ourguy/ to take down Sherrod Brown. Vote for the most Trumpian candidate in your House primary.

voted for Renacci since he seems to have a better chance.

I'd pay to see this turn into a fanfic graphic novel

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A war in that region would be costly for us right now. Unless we have the wall, we'd get waves of caravans.

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no fuck i don't want the next battlefield to be somewhere hot i hate florida as it is
let's do siberia or something

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We will get involved in Venezuela sometime I imagine

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What's new

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What makes you think Renacci has a better chance? He strikes me as a low energy establishment type. I don't want another repeat of Saccone vs Lamb

test

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Actual crazy news is usually hidden in stories like this. There's always someone who comes along and says
>[insert country] lol what do you expect
but that's an awfully convenient excuse for such a catastrophic failure in aviation as crashing a cargo plane.

Now I'm really curious what was onboard...

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>Change has been coming quickly to the iconic if shrinking organization
They're trying to stop the membership/donation hemorrhaging from the last 15 years of leftist appeasement. Many of the conservative scout lodges switched over to smaller, more conservative scouting organizations when they started genuflecting to the LGBTQFGSFDGA bullies in the first place. It's hilarious, because they are never going to regrow their membership rosters with the children of millenial leftists who can't even tie their shoes, let alone pitch a tent.

I miss her

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Those are some big gats.

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She looks like Monica Lewinski's hotter, younger sister.

Why not simply make a different scout group?

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Why isn’t Rosenstein gone?

Pedo Scouts would be too on the nose.

For Pooh.

when was this?

>discolored feet
Eww.