Why is suicide illegal

Don't I have the right to die?
Is it because its damaging government property?
Is it so whitey pays taxes? g-d knows tyrone wont

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Quantum immortality means you cant kill your self since you can only experience life in the timelines where you failed. You are doomed to die an old man so dont tempt fate, or else you'll never leave the house as you died in all the timelines where you actually did reckless shit

They need your money.

But yea suicide is unproductive.
>Take some with you.

So they can charge anyone that assist a suicide with a crime

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Tomorrow could be user don't do it.

>keep working hard paying those taxes and payin for your own replacement white goy!!

>also remember that suicide is wrong you will burn in hell!!!!

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How is it illegal? They dont throw you in jail if you fail they throw pills at you to make things 10x worse.

So they will put your corpse in a prison cell?
I think you mean attempted suicide is illegal.
We're already dead inside anyways so what difference would it even make.

Isn't it a bad idea to give a suicidal person 30 pills that could kill them? It's like they are giving you the solution to your problems, such nice guys!

It's probably derived from Abrahamic religious morality. There is an argument to be made for it apart from that. For example even in countries where drug use isn't criminal there are still rehab efforts. Just the government supporting mental health. Also lots of your citizens killing themselves isn't really a good image.

>Why is suicide illegal
So cops can stop you legally and the courts can order you to get some help.

>So cops can stop you legally and the courts can order you to get some help.
Why? Doesnt that break the NAP

The nap isn't real retard.

If attempting suicide carried the death penalty
Would a failed attempt be successful?

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Why, what i was doing was completely consensual.

Not if they sentence you to die of old age.

Tough shit. You was breaking the law. Now get some help.

>wants to kill himself
>g_d
>digits
Why do Jews hate themselves so much?

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because its murder you retard

It isnt illegal and you dont have to worry about this life when you are dead

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Dyin' 'll cost ya' about tree fiddy

if you are actually trying to kill yourself and succeed who cares about the law? like what will they arrest your body. Like is this a meme or why do people keep making this pointless thread?

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i hope you outlive your children

>government property
someone's woke

It is Lawful but Illegal.
Law is set by people, legality is set up by them to control the cattle.
If you suicide you are destroying property. At least that is what they think anyway.

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Suicide is illegal so the cops have a legal reason to intervene when your relatives call them to stop you

Why do you even care? If you succeed, you can't be punished anyway.

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Schopenauer settled it long ago: suicide is the most fundamental human right.

Suicide is fine - no problem.
It's attempting to suicide and fucking it up that gets punished.
As it should, you're basically just annoying everyone with 'attempts'.

Your right to life is inalienable right meaning you have it and you can’t not have it.

You can’t sell yourself into slavery for example

does that mean that dying is unconstitutional?

Dead men don't pay taxes (yet)

They can't do anything to you if you succeed, so get a shotgun

It's not illegal. You won't be posthumously charged with a crime for doing it, or charged with one for attempting it. However, police have a duty to protect life so they have to try (to some extent, if it puts them in too much danger and no one else is at risk they'll just let you do it though) to help you. If they're successful in stopping you, you don't go to jail for attempting a crime. You go to a psychiatric facility.

That's how it is in my state, other state laws may be different but I'm unaware of any law against suicide.

because medically authorities deem a person attempting suicide to not be in a rational or healthy mind frame.
essentially the idea is no one would really want to off themselves if they were sane and healthy. so let's dose those losers up!

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I only condone death with dignity for the elderly in poor physical or mental health.

>Is it because its damaging government property?
Yes.

It's about deterrence.
In country of military draft they will just make penalty for draft dodging be in jail x times longer then actual draft, and everybody falls in line.

Then they need to provide a reliable way. Suicide booths when?

Thats the idea dude.