Brit/pol/ - Massive Elections edition

VOTING INFORMATIONS
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>PoliticsHome election predictions & analysis
politicshome.com/news/uk/politics/news/94885/politicshome-2018-local-elections-rundown

>Tories braced for a pounding in the ass
mirror.co.uk/news/politics/tories-braced-pounding-polls-mirror-12472120

>Cabinet warfare, May has days to fight for customs union
dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5685929/PM-DAYS-break-customs-logjam-Brexit-War-Cabinet-setback.html

>No.10 investigation into Bercow bullying
heraldscotland.com/politics/16201648.No_10_suggests_options_for_investigating_Commons_Speaker_over_bullying_claims/

>Sajid Javid, among others, voted to keep Windrush documents secret
inews.co.uk/news/politics/these-are-the-mps-who-voted-to-keep-government-windrush-document-secret/

>Jewish anti-smartphone bonfire sends many to hospital
independent.co.uk/news/uk/home-news/london-bonfire-explosion-jewish-festival-lag-baomer-stamford-hill-mobile-phones-a8333961.html

>Cracks in the reactor core of French-owned Hunterson B nuclear reactor
uk.reuters.com/article/uk-britain-nuclear/britains-hunterston-b-nuclear-reactor-to-remain-offline-for-safety-checks-regulator-idUKKBN1I40LM?rpc=401&

::Wednesday's PMQs in full:: 02/05/18
youtube.com/watch?v=7ql2It4zLno

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bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-43973936
youtube.com/watch?v=wZ1E_CM7MqA
twitter.com/NSFWRedditGif

>voting

>not even spoiling your ballot

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Standard Twitter being completely impartial as always, and in no way manipulating their trending topics...

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>voting Lib-Dem

Well done you cocks now they will use your vote to say that the people don't want hard Brexit. CUNTS.

How did you spoil your ballot? I just wrote "Joe Owens" on it.

I wrote “just like me, this is a waste of taxpayer money”. In cursive.

I'm unironically voting Green.

nice

For what purpose? If it's out of environmental concerns, their policies will have absolutely zero positive impact whatsoever.

In the traditional manner of British protest.

Draw a dick on it.

I used to do that until my balls fully dropped

Why are the british such weaklings?

>meme flag

your balls didn't drop until you were 18?

typical brit

>british
don't exist mate

>weak flag

Hello Portsmouth.
Nice to see you still haven't understood the trending algorithm.

It's set to UK trends...

Jog on you sweaty bastard

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>fat anglo retard votes against his best interest
tell me how this is a good thing

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You not following Portsmouth News then?

>thinking you're an authority on what is and isn't in someone else's best interests
This is unironically why leave won

Don't have time to vote :-(

>mfw no elections in my town today
feels good tbph
council elections next year tho

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VOTE UKIP!

Please.

> Thanks.

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Fingers crossed this is the day that manlet cuck Bercow resigns.

fix the eu and we'll rejoin
force slackers lack ireland to contribute to the eu army for a start
if we're going to have pool of soldiers we call an army i want everyone to be in it
no freeloaders

>This is unironically why leave won
yet you're still in the EU and you're going to stay in the EU, because we know what is and isn't in your best interest.

face it, we can make you rich.

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take your flag off
>170281884

Can't be bothered to walk down to the polling station

based

think of things to buy from the shop
surely chocolate sounds good

Kiss my ass, Juncker.

i bet it does you fat cunt

jew

Voted lib dem in eastleigh lol

if you'll pardon my french

voted labour in newcastle lol

>fix the eu and we'll rejoin
>tinker around the edges of your regionalist supranational mega-government and we'll sign right up :^)
You're a fucking moron

We're still in the EU and will likely stay in the EU by the back door because our political parties and civil service are drooling, syphilitic cunts only interested in their precious 'egalitarian internationalism' (read: Marxism) and lining their own pockets

You might know what's in their best interests, but you certainly can't speak for the rest of us

libdem fortress eastleigh
how are things?
haven't be round yours in a while

>>tinker around the edge
>You're a fucking moron
i can see you'll take some convincing
the eu is sure to be first rate when we rejoin

Vote DUMA POLSKA in London

I am, but that shouldn't affect what shows up as trending though when it's set to UK trends. Or maybe by your algorithm comment you meant how it produces completely legitimate UK trends and Twitter has not in any way manipulated them to only show #VoteLabour, for then I would agree as Twitter is completely impartial and wouldn't ever do such a thing.

>tips fedora

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Library was asking people to fill out comment cards today; I listed myself as a disabled Bangladeshi and stated how important the service is to me. Hopefully I've bought them some more time. Fucking love the library.

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The only people that use Twitter are lefties and people looking for football lineups

fucking this

JESZCE POLSKA NIE ZGNIELA KIEDY MY ZYJEMY

retard if it's in their best interests its in your best interests

Imagine being furious even though you've been told to bring ID, pillocks.

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>tfw the uk will be a colony of based POLSKA in your lifetime

Sorry.
I didn't mean to imply that it did but I can totally see why you have thought that.

#VoteLabour trends because Mementum have their claws into Twitter in a big way.
It's Twitter's user base that "manipulates" these things.
Be change you want to see.
How many times have you tweeted #VoteTory today?

>controverial
wait, what? i thought it was only the americans who didn't need voter id to vote.

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wtf, its voting day today? what for? what? usually i hear about any local elections...

dumb frogposter
stupid frogposter

W I E L K A P O L S K A

Most people just bring their poll card and tell the person their address and they get ticked off, but other than that you need no ID in Britain which is ridiculous because if you knew people's addresses you could go to multiple polling stations and vote as many times as you like.

FUUUUUUMING, how are they gonna' vote Laybuh now? Should call the police.

Traitor cunt

I'm voting independents for Eastleigh to stop the deanoboxes

don't panic
it's local council
you might not have them in your area
if you're registered you will've had the card the post already

independent.co.uk/news/uk/politics/local-elections-live-updates-polling-voters-labour-corbyn-london-gains-council-tory-theresa-may-a8334006.html

Watch the video they are Liberal Democrats both of them HAHAHAHHA

It's probably not your turn to vote.

Fooken torehs tryna keep tha' werkin class down

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Furious that all the illegal immigrants and student voters can't vote twice like last year.

Thanks! Didn't get any card, hope there is one in my area soon so I can.

How did you guys vote?

don't forget to shop at your local polski sklep

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just voted Lib Dem lads

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Check here..

bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-43973936

pic related.

Dunno haven't voted yet, don't like the Tory guy though even though he'll win, won't vote Lib-Dem either, so it's green, Labour, or independent for me.

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Why would I do that when I can go to the indian-run post office/shop directly opposite the polling station?

I didn't yet.
But I'm Green to "stop the housing development."
It won't get me a Green councilor but i'm hoping it will frighten my Tory councilor into stopping the housing development himself.

Ah I see, good points actually chaps, yeah... maybe it is legitimate after all. I stopped posting on it long ago around when the Project Veritas videos dropped with the exposes, so I've just assumed they've gone full propaganda mode since. But strong lefty user base explains it too.

Just cracked in three votes for Labour lads, feels damn good.
based
Repeal FF subsides, mandatory Clean Air Act, blue belt for coasts, increase funding for national parks.
Green Policies are great, why do the two big parties fucking hate everyone but city wagecucks?
Vote labour lad, Tories legit hate based brummies.
strong

good shout lad
might actually go and get some pierogi.
sometimes they have fresh sauerkraut in a big barrel.
add some spuds and that's dinner sorted

thoughts?

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>voting green
they did a great job in my town

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As I'm in a county council our elections are next year, I expect the Tories will loose here as although most people are small C conservative the council are currently being investigated by Cheshire Police for corruption.

If I bring colouring pencils to the polls and spend a while in the booth doing a drawing, reckon they'll say anything?

to support the based poles obviously

get some hunters sausage lad

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Yeah they get not so inbred muslims from Arab countries, we get Paki ones who are all inbred.

I hope you read the bit where I said it won't change my councilor.

Also, my willy gay boy.
I dpn't even need to check to know that's Brighton.

Voting Nazi

i'm a veggie now lad, but polish sausage is one of the few things i really miss.
nan used to always have some kilebasa or smoked poledwica in the fridge.

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well, it's the only place that's had a green-controlled council iirc
when they were in power, the litter situation was appalling. how ironic.

>i'm a veggie now lad
i can tell from the way you type

fascinating

So that's not really your town?

>darren's new build gets repossessed because he is a total melt and can't afford it and doesn't even understand what a mortgage is
GYYYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL-AH

VINDALOO
VINDALOO
VINDALOO VINDALOO NAR NAR

Brighton is filthy tbqh but he rubbish collection problems predate the Green council.
I blame the ridiculous number of students in town tbf.
They're are filthy scum, and they know it.
Especially the ones so lazy they make sure to rent at the bottom of the hill.

yes, i live here

spot on lad.
the student areas are grotty af.
you should see inside their houses.
i used to clear the gardens after they moved out.

Nice, which bit?

GOLAZZOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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youtube.com/watch?v=wZ1E_CM7MqA

big bag of spicy nik-naks, two chomps and two freddos for lunch.
what are you lads eating?

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i live in central Hove. it's pretty comfy, and i can walk into Brighton if i ever want to, which isn't that often anymore tbph

*gets built near you*
*swallows your village*

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2 scoops you fat cunt

fuck now i want nik naks