Ummmm... what the FUCK is this guy doing?

i take it you're too young to remember this retarded pile of shit after 9/11

Trump didnt fuck a porn star WHILE he was president though

God it makes my dick hard watching the christian right fall so hard. Keep on compromising. I'm sure Jesus will still love you, you dirty whore.

I think you're quite delusional, and you're going to be disappointed.

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>Ummmm... what the FUCK is this guy doing?

Making Michael Avenatti's job much easier.

I don't know who in the "christian right" voted for Trump without knowing he's a jackass billionaire playboy. It's pretty refreshing that he isn't all VOTE FOR ME I LURB JEBUS THE BEST.

Being a true patriot and taking down Dahnald, is my guess.

They raided Trumps lawyer so it was going to come out. Trump made sure it came out on his terms is all.

Trump broke campaign finance law and conspired to cover it up. This is all damage control.

youtu.be/IW7c4YKK6eI
>It's pretty refreshing that he isn't all VOTE FOR ME I LURB JEBUS THE BEST
wut?

Yeah, it was just a coincidence that the hush payment and NDA were completed a few days prior to the presidential election. Nothing to see here folks.
Oh, what about Hillary's emails?

Can you imagine the shitstorm if Obama had lied this much a year and a half into his first term?

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He talks it up, but not to the usual seedy degree. Possibly you might remember why the media Jews were throwing a fit that he played well in Iowa and with muh evangelicals despite not campaigning on being muh true christian conservative.

This Rudy poo candy-ass.

>Take the guns first and due process second
kek, the right has been fucked so goddamn hard. Its like watching a battered wife screaming at the cops for arresting her husband.

Explain how he broke campaign finance law please....

>It's pretty refreshing that he isn't all VOTE FOR ME I LURB JEBUS THE BEST
>He talks it up, but not to the usual seedy degree
wut?

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It was a cover up of payments that he has denied. Part of our finance law requires payments to be publicly disclosed so the American public can know about exactly these kinds of payoffs before we vote for a candidate. This is clear cut and dry a violation of that.

>>Take the guns first and due process second
>kek, the right has been fucked so goddamn hard. Its like watching a battered wife screaming at the cops for arresting her husband.
which is why the NRA had their biggest month of fundraising in March since 2003

pretty sure Trump really did bait you morons into campaigning on gun control, which the Dems in the past realized is a disaster every time

now you have DNC vice presidents saying they want to abolish the 2nd

Yet

If he knew what he was doing he'd be Attorney General right now instead of that dope Sessions operating on 'southern time'.

you mean like what Hillary did when she funnelled money through Perkins Coie to pay Fusion GPS to create the fake dossier on Trump? good point libtard, they might be baiting the left into bringing this into the forefront

but seriously feel free to point out any actual statutes, we all know you're just reciting Politico and have no clue what the fuck you're talking about

hmmm

>Exit polls show white evangelical voters voted in high numbers for Donald Trump, 80-16 percent, according to exit poll results. That’s the most they have voted for a Republican presidential candidate since 2004, when they overwhelmingly chose President George W. Bush by a margin of 78-21 percent. Their support for Trump will likely be seen as part of the reason the GOP candidate performed unexpectedly well in Tuesday’s election, according to Five Thirty Eight.
>White evangelicals are the religious group that most identifies with the Republican Party, and 76 percent of them say they are or lean Republican, according to a 2014 survey. As a group, white evangelicals make up one-fifth of all registered voters and about one-third of all voters who identify with or lean toward the GOP.

So much for that morality.

Are you new to typical republic jebus politics or something? Obviously he campaigned bigly on making sure it's alright to be casually christian again, but knew better than to lay it on thick like the usual slimebags from either party.

>jewliani

All true except the last part.

Trump will resign the presidency effective the day after the midterm election.

Screencap this post. You know it's true.

>So much for that morality.
Rules for Radicals
Rule #4 - "Make the enemy live up to its own book of rules."

it is so despicable to see the godless libtards trying to poke Christians on their morals, but once you find THEIR bible, it makes a lot more sense

Yeah, right? Skull and Bones Bush, literally part of a satanic death cult at Yale where you lie naked in a coffin to die and be reborn under a new name while jerking off and reciting your sex life in front of your frat bros.

Real family values right there.

Ironic.

Allegedly Trump's lawyer Cohen, initially paid money out of pocket to the porn whore, that Trump allegedly dicked down. Allegedly Trump reimbursed Cohen with campaign money, much of which would be donations. It's a federal offense, allegedly.

>vote for the devil you know or a bunch of pedos lib retards
Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm. Really makes ya THINK, don't it???

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>Allegedly Trump reimbursed Cohen with campaign money, much of which would be donations. It's a federal offense, allegedly.
lol I just realized the ridiculousness of saying Trump paid off Stormy Daniels with campaign funds. literally why in the fuck would he do that? HE'S A BILLIONAIRE! he write a check for $130k with no problem

Go fuck yourself you total faggot. You are lying, you are grasping at straws, and watching the total asshurt you and your kind are going to soon have will fuel me for a while.

I think he might resign sooner, if subpoena is actually issued.
Isn't that what happened with Nixon?

Trump has to know that this reality show is about to come to an abrupt end.

Because the last thing the pedo elite do is spend their own money. Why do you think Trump isn't filthy rich at his level? He isn't a total piece of trash. I'm surprised he's so clean, desu senpai, but it makes sense.

>It was a cover up of payments that he has denied.
Legal payments to his lawyer for services rendered. Payments reported as part of a normal salary.

>Part of our finance law requires payments to be publicly disclosed so the American public can know about exactly these kinds of payoffs before we vote for a candidate.
Not for private payments to a privately hired lawyer for private services rendered. It had nothing to with the campaign or campaign funds.

>This is clear cut and dry a violation of that.
You don't understand how the law works.

>The left will blame Stormy for being a Russian plant sent to distract them after their impending midterm disappointment
FTFY
Screencap this post. You know it's true.

>Allegedly Trump reimbursed Cohen with campaign money, much of which would be donations. It's a federal offense, allegedly.
Everything suggests it was Trump's personal funds that went to his lawyer's regular salary and expenses. Anything otherwise is a delusional fantasy with zero evidence.

Well nutted on that post. Keep lying to yourself. About what I am not even sure, first he does not pander to the Christians. Then yes all republicans do that but he only does it a little. Then yes he hams it up but its not real. Fuck you are a sad acolyte to a false god.

>but, but Hillary
keep it up with your Hillary shit. Trump broke the law on this one and the cops have all the evidence this time.

>clear cut and dry durrrrrrr
Did you watch a lawyer on the teevee?

This is what they are reduced to. Sad isnt it? Their anti trump narrative is clinging on to this payout scheme as "influincing the election"

Why are you so upset?

So the Sunday school teacher, who stayed married to her husband even after he disrespected the marriage is a godless libtard. But the serial divorcee who openly admits to lusting after his daughter is a god fearing man.

The reason that tactic is in the book, is because Conservatives never follow their own rules. The anti gay preachers are always caught in bathrooms with twinks. Divorcees. Drug addled. Abortions. etc.

>Trump broke the law on this one
He broke no law. Everything he did was legal. The burden is on those claiming otherwise to prove it, which you cannot do.
Legal payment.
Legal NDA.
Cry more.

Because faggots like you

A true retard. A retard among retards.

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>Not for private payments to a privately hired lawyer for private services rendered. It had nothing to with the campaign or campaign funds.
He lied about the payments publicly several times and keeps changing the story. The payment was of interest to the public and part of the campaign, as Trump said he personally funded his campaign.

Kek I thought it was a typo until you said that. What a faggot.

I don't know what you're on about. Of course he panders to christians
>It's not going to be happy holidays anymore folks
>not with trump it isn't
>it's going to be merry christmas
You might not understand the significance of saying such a thing if you're unfamiliar with Jew York City living.
>one nation
>one god
>etc.
Everything he does is hamming it up. He just doesn't pretend to be some kind of rockstar messiah preacher, which is refreshing.

How can I reduce friction from meme overuse Jow Forums?

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Um yea, what about Hillary’s emails? You say this as if we’ve forgot.

I'm a Christian. So was Clinton. And most of the Democrats, bar Sanders who only briefly became a Democrat. They however aren't fake Christians like Evangelicals who worship money instead of God.

>I'm a Christian.

lol, so Christians are cool with promoting infant murder now?

Pull the other one, it has got bells on.

kek

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>how do you do, fellow Christians?
Show me the passage in the Bible that justifies pic related.

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simple, saving himself from the slammer for his role with Gucifer and Roger Stone in RussiaGate

Tell me where in the bible it says that life starts at conception?

Dems are the real Christians because the bible commands: Gay marriage, Transgenderism, Child transgenderism, abortion, late term abortion, feminism, sexual degeneracy, and spirit cooking.

>A Jew involved in 9/11 bating the media Jew
Right..

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>Evangelicals who worship money
you've got it slightly off. jews worship money. evangelicals worship jews.

They really are. But libshits will never quit. They want da gibs.

Old Testament, not mentioned, the same thing,
Abortion is in the bible
biblegateway.com/passage/?search=Numbers 5:11-31&version=NIV

Not a thing, Jesus respected women. And WTF is spirit cooking?

I'm an atheist, but let's be real; religion never mattered to anyone and it never will.

The Christian right got pissed off at Clinton because he was a Democrat. They don't care with Trump because he's a Republican. Is that a bit hypocritical? Yes, but everyone is being a massive hypocrite right now. Look at the liberals;defended and still defend Clinton to the death, and yet they're screaming for Trump to be impeached.

I'll go as far as to say nobody really even has morals or convictions anymore, period. Everyone has been subsumed into some kind of weird faction war, they don't even know what they believe in, and they don't care to know. All anyone wants is brownie points with the faggots that happen to be adjacent to them, and that's true for Jow Forums, liberals, Christians, and any other disgusting, idiotic faggot on this rock.

Rudy was big on Trump from the outset. Was he pandering to Trump? Was he trying to be an early-adopter neocon? He got purged from the operation after being useful for the campaign in part because of his 9/11 taint, but there has always been support for having him go in and bully out some malefactors.

It's always been a curious thread in the ongoing soap opera imo. I take it with a "wait and see" kind of attitude.

>He lied about the payments publicly several times and keeps changing the story
Not a crime.

>The payment was of interest to the public and part of the campaign
It was not part of the campaign. Prove otherwise.
The public may have interest but it's not entitled to know about private payments with private funds for private services rendered. Not telling the public about legal elements of your private life isn't a crime either.

>as Trump said he personally funded his campaign.
His personal funds that haven't been explicitly put into the campaign are separate from the campaign. You think Trump tower's value as liquidity is part of the campaign as well, you dullard?

>Supporting Trump absolves you from all past crimes
That's the most pathetic cuck behavior I've seen in a while. Congrats on being a stereotype.

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Its a strange thing to say in polite society, but we'd consider Mormons Christian before a commie, child sacrificing relativist. You can have the Jehovah's Witnesses, which vote 85/15 for Demoncrats anyway.

Jesus fuck you are beyond stupid.

I didn't say that. The whole damn government is seething with people who should be in prison and on trial. Rudy is just one more piece on the board until if and when we get to the treason trials and war crimes tribunals.

What did Rudy even do?

I've heard Jow Forums accuse him of 9/11, which I don't fucking believe.

And I've heard liberal pussies call him a racist for stop and frisk, which I also think is retarded.

As far as I can see he dindu nuffin.

So the free trade neo liberal globalist is somehow a commie. And now you are peddling conspiracy bullshit that none of you have a lick of evidence about. Like one of you retards storming a pizza place, to check the non existent basement for child sex slaves, because they said in a email they were going to have pizza. Wow you guys are retards.

Real Christian would follow Jesus teachings to help the poor, the downtrodden and the oppressed. Not worship big business and the rich.

The reason Rudy said it was to remove the campaign finance violation. It cant be one if Trump reimbursed him. All they need to do is prove it and the lawyer issue goes in the toilet.

He was mayor of NYC during 9/11. I don't know what he did exactly. Good goy who just got the steel sent to China before any investigation? Whatever he did, he certainly did not act in such a way as to stop or expose it.

That's why we need public trials.

Oh fuck you, kike. We're talking about the murder of 3,000 Americans on American soil which has resulted in countless atrocities since then, the patriot act, fisa legislation, NSA spying, and trillions pissed away. This isn't some minor campaign finance shit, or him smacking his wife around, you fucking retard. I can't wait until you kikes get your karma.

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>Good goy who just got the steel sent to China before any investigation?

But is he really a good goy? Or was he just biding his time to get even.

I really do think it is odd he didn't take the AG job. It's as if he didn't believe Trump could do it then but really does believe he can do it now.

And by 'do it', I of course mean 'drain the swamp'.

3k isn't much compared to how many of us are murdered in other ways, often fake wars for Israel. Don't get me wrong friend-o. Part of the underlying soft coup that happened to use Trump as the figure head was predicated on overthrowing the neocons via 9/11. Will it happen? I don't know, but I'll be taking a long vacation to eat popcorn and watch the trials all day long every day with Jow Forums if it does.

>Good goy
Wait, so you kikes are now trying to claim that Rudy isn't even a Jew? LOL. You fucks have no shame.

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>3k isn't much compared to how many of us are murdered in other ways, often fake wars for Israel.
Fuck off, kike
>Don't get me wrong friend-o
You're not my friend, kike.

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He's compromised and no good for the AG role. Look at what a nothingburger Sessions has been. 18-D chess or is Sessions compromised as well? With Rudy, you knew going in he was not going to have a free hand to drain much swamp.

You don't know Jews very well if you don't understand that they look at each other the same way they look at the goyim.

He is Italian. Its pretty friggin obvious.

The Prosperity Gospel IS cancer, don't get me wrong good sir. Fareed Zakaria of all people agrees with Trump on trade. I was mixed on Trump during the primaries myself, but after research of his past political beliefs and remembering a book by a former congressman on trade, I got it. Nobody with a brain says free trade is bad, nobody with a brain also says unreciprocal is good. The US tried the Marshall Plan too long and too wide. We need to change our thinking. But yeah, a 'neo liberal free trader' is a commie. Or at least hates good things.

Rudy... he’s just going to play the flip side of the liberals... I don’t see harm. If anything he’ll expose the stupid legal system for the scam it’s become

>spirit cooking is a conspir-

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>Trump will get the nobel peace prize
Don't count on it. They literally gave it to Obama for doing the exact opposite.

I wasn't making any judgement on free trade. I'm just calling out the idea that Clinton is a commie as retarded.

? Did I miss something in the past week. I have been on Jow Forums on and off for the last three years and I have no idea what you are talking about.

Hillary Clinton was an acolyte of Saul Alinsky (like most of the Chicago school crowd) and had the nickname "little red" at the time, referring to Communism.
>It takes a village
She's a hard core radical Trotskyite Communist, just like the neocons, and that's almost the most obvious thing possible.

>references the Christian Right as if it’s still the 1990’s
Goddamn you’ve no fucking clue what drives Trump’s support. It’s hilarious.

Get with the times, idiot.

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youtube.com/watch?v=2kBVHjj731c

Ending this bullshit circus investigation. He just put everything on the table so they have nothing left to ((investigate)). Now the fbi can either end this tiresome shit, or Trump can fire Mueller without outrage from the left. Either way, we win.

Giuliani is a gaff machine.