Brit/pol/ - Laura Kuenssberg edition

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>PoliticsHome election predictions & analysis
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>Tories braced for a pounding in the arse
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>Cabinet warfare, May has days to fight for customs union
dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5685929/PM-DAYS-break-customs-logjam-Brexit-War-Cabinet-setback.html

>No.10 investigation into Bercow bullying
heraldscotland.com/politics/16201648.No_10_suggests_options_for_investigating_Commons_Speaker_over_bullying_claims/

>Sajid Javid, among others, voted to keep Windrush documents secret
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>Jewish anti-smartphone bonfire sends many to hospital
independent.co.uk/news/uk/home-news/london-bonfire-explosion-jewish-festival-lag-baomer-stamford-hill-mobile-phones-a8333961.html

>Cracks in the reactor core of French-owned Hunterson B nuclear reactor
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Voted based labour

ENOCH FOR PRIME MINISTAH

Shit lads was I supposed to write my name on my ballot paper?

>What's the correct way to make a cuppa lads? Here's mine
1. Milk and sugar in a mug
2. Pour Boiling water in mug
3. Put teabag in
4. Stir anti-clockwise 5 times
5. Take teabag out and squeeze on side of mug
6 .Pour cold water in
7. Enjoy

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Some good news finally, from todays DM:

"Victory for free speech: Minister bans student trend of censoring controversial speakers in first intervention of its kind for 30 years"

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Who is /teamspoiltballot/

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The face of brit/pol/

>Some on WhatsApp group called people 'Pakis', 'niggers' and called for 'race war'

dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5680627/Students-expelled-Exeter-racist-WhatsApp-messages.html

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>voting

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wtf is this bitches problem with Johns? i'm fed up with this thinly veiled anti-Johnism. it's not our fault we are based as fuck. ain't no half-spic called carline done anything to warrant a statue.

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who the fuck is shutting down peter tatchell

G-goyim?

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bumping for answers

im genuinely worried now

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>Is this the brexit thread?

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On the same day a group of lads have been expelled for messages in a private chat group

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OUHHHH
WE'VE GAT SALAH
INGURLAAAANNNDD

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Wog calling others wogs and niggers

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What a gay coat of arms

No you're not meant to.
If you have no one will give a shit so don't worry.

oyyYYY FUCKING VEYYY

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Just finished the inbetweeners lads

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they where burning smartphones top kek

Voted for the best Councillor by write-in

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i finished ur mum

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ITS LIKE ANUDDA SHOA

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How many scousers do your reckon will convert if he scores the winning goal in the champions league final? The whole of the middle east will be praying to allah for this to happen

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What could have been

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Based song?

fucking awful

>Dippy cow writes her name on ballot paper
>Also plugs her cover song
POST FEET NOW

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you do realise that sounds mental, right?

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which suburb of Islamabad was this filmed in?

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QT lineup?

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he's definitely not the most mental

Just gone 311 years

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she's a cutie but this is cringe

Here's a qt user

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>RETURN THE COD

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I voted Libdem. AMA.

this, the rabbi chucked a smartphone into a bonfire to make a symbolic gesture or some shit and it 'sploded fire onto ~30 surrounding kikes

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Do your parents know you are a homo?

good question

David Dimbleby presents topical debate from St Albans. On the panel are the minister for the Cabinet Office David Lidington MP, shadow business minister and Labour MP Chi Onwurah, comedian and broadcaster Matt Forde, political editor of the Sunday Express Camilla Tominey and personal finance guru, broadcaster and founder of MoneySavingExpert.com Martin Lewis.

Cute.

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Shit lads was I supposed to write "Enoch was right" on my ballot paper?

what are we expecting from these results lads
owt interresant

she deffo browses Jow Forums

Yes

>Martin Lewis is headlining
wank lineup

chaos?

Not really, bet the turnout will be shite

Jesus christ almighty, is that chi thing shopped? Like something off the island of dr moreau.

She's the one that posted the vid shit for brains

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plugging my thread

>
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say hi

seems unlikely

>POST FEET

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we've been through this; blood for blood
a volcanic sacrifice will be needed before negotiations can begin
>chi onwurah
is that a man

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I am straight.

yeah it's never as bad as is hoped

Its always shit man

Vote ukip

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One day user, one day. Your general will become the mightiest on all of Jow Forums.

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no
just a labour mp

Yes, I am fully aware of how it sounds to people here, that's why I am able to talk about it.

The lunacy factor means everything will be dismissed.

It's the truth though.

Fucking cunt John is the best name.

Had me fooled

>"Is that a man?"

I think that's one of the questions tonight actshually...

Join UKIP!

or even just make it to the bump limit without either us working too hard

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I'm not in the forgive and forget business. The day I start thinking like that, is the day I join the Salvation Army.

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hahahaha i knew that abomination was Labour before i even looked at the caption
absolutely disgusting

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>BASED JEWZ
>IT'S THE MUSLIMS THAT ARE THE PROBLEM

are all anglos secretly insane and sadistic or is my luck really just that bad?

Hope he does well, no chance of him being elected but he could finish 2nd.

It'll get there. Post it this weekend during American hours and it should take off

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>"it's not biased! we have one centre-right cuckservative to balance against the far-lefties"

I'm not an anglo.

What the fuck you mad slag!

>tea bag in cup
>boiling water
>leave for a few minutes
>spoon to strain the teabag
>dash of milk to desired browness
>enjoy

Sunday Express woman should be at least a small c conservative, no?

i'm way past the point where nothing would really surprise me. just gauging where your head's at. dunno if i can tell you what i'd do in your shoes though. find out what you need to find out before making a decision is usually my go-to so let's go with that

>secretly insane and sadistic
and masochist and surprisingly lucid
it's why they're so dangerous

it takes time to build these things up
i think the selection of news source i've got is about right
i still need to make it distribute them a bit better
i got a bit lucky with the cnn vs daily caller going on that time
i should probably program in something like that

He's only doing it because he feels he has to.

>Nor law, nor duty bade me fight,
>Nor public man, nor cheering crowds,
>A lonely impulse of delight
>Drove to this tumult in the clouds;
>I balanced all, brought all to mind,
>The years to come seemed waste of breath,
>A waste of breath the years behind
>In balance with this life, this death.

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nah wasn't referring to you, figured you weren't anyway due to the memeflag

He didn't say anything about jews being based, they were talking about immigration and anti-semitism you drooling retard.

full interview if you have the attention span longer than ten minutes
youtube.com/watch?v=tmTSLIkJ-rc&t=137s

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frankensteins fucking mutt in there holy shit

spot on. what a fucking weird combination. any remedy?

>pour milk into mug
>heat up milk in the microwave
>put in teabag and a pinch of salt
>stir
>top up with warm water
>remove bag
>garnish with a raisin

You got the right type of economics news but it may be a bit off putting right now as there areso many links. Maybe just do 5/6 for now, to get discussions going

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The Beeb have picked the worst possible picture of her - even in a better shot, she's still no looker (looking at her policy platforms / political statements she's typical 'social justice' left Labour).

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Ah ok because I'm not a sadist either.

However when they turned CERN (LHC) in 2008 on I contacted with my alien parent and they told me I was to marry the alien.

spanking?
idktbh

that will be my next variable then

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1. Have coffee instead.

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They said "let's have a snowball fight"

Then it snowed in Vegas.

He controls the weather.

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Just got back from voting Labour lads ^-^

D’you think UKIP’s vote will hold up?