Imagine having this much hatred towards people for being "involuntarily celibate"

A lot of dumb faggots still think that the majority of people manipulating the world genuinely want what is best for them.

This thread again. Fuck off.

*not to realize, please excuse me

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Australian here (on holiday).

I fucking hate this absolute wanker. He talks like he's maggoted and seems to think that's really funny and endearing, like his shtick is this street smart simple kind of guy when it's really the same basic bitch talking points stated with a drunken, half smirked slur.

>"h-hurr strewth m8! ya fuckin know whot i mean aye!?"

Also, this whole pissing and whining about incel's reminds me of some discussion I read on a society run by women where all the popular girls end up having the unpopular/ugly girls defaced and humiliated just because they hate them and they have power.

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Some faggot gets in a van and now these people feel justified attacking literally the most pathetic people in society? 90% of what being an Incel is depression, these people really feel the need to attack depressed/suicidal/lonely people? I hope this drives more them into mass killings now.

go back and rewatch his earlier specials. Guarantee you you'll find it more depressing than funny

>people that can't get laid are unfuckable
Normie intellectuals

It really is shocking how far they have gone in on this meme, it really shows how coordinated all of the Jewish media is.

This issue isn't going away any time soon friend. In fact, it might be one of the last "issues" society confronts. Mark my words, we are near the end.

The same people attacking incels also attack normal people when they don't sleep with incels that go trans

gay incel here, what do I do

That is a very naive way to assess the problem. Celibate history figures include Tesla, Newton, Kant etc.

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Kys fgt.

>Tyrone
You guys are so fucking gay for memeing this

They don't even think about the fact it reveals their dissemination network openly, since incel isn't a native Jow Forums term.

Jk.

>go on holiday in the UK
>shitpost on Jow Forums instead of looking at all the beautiful mosques and kebab shops
Can they tell you're an Aussie by the mangled English you speak?

In 1960, Jane Goodall started studying a small group of chimpanzees living in the Gombe National Park near Lake Tanganyika in Tanzania. At the time, the alpha male of the group was Goliath, a huge chimpanzee who could intimidate other chimps with his size.

However in 1964, a remarkable thing happened. Goliath was deposed from his position by Mike, a physically much smaller chimpanzee, who until then was probably one of the lowest ranking males in the community, usually spending his time on the outskirts of the group, and often getting physically attacked by other males. He was usually the last one to get access to food, eating only after all the other males have eaten.

>gay guy can't get laid even once

Impossible.

But he's right.

Become a cute femboy and get a nice bf.

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I always thought this faggot was British which would explain why he's such a fag.

I have to say I'm a little disappointed to learn he's Australian.

suck me off fagboi

I'm married, not a virgin but now I'm an incel...I'm so bitter now that i don't even want sex from my wife because at this point it would just be a slap in the face.

The match was now set for a showdown: Mike vs. Goliath. Whoever would win this epic showdown would become the alpha male of the group...

Then the final moment came. They both stopped, and nervously eyed each other sitting down. Then suddenly Goliath ran up to Mike, and doing the chimpanzee sign of submission, began grunting and grooming Mike. Mike savored this for a moment, but then turned around and reciprocated. He was now the undisputed alpha male of the group.

This entire story, which was described in vivid detail in Jane Goodall’s book “In the Shadow of Man”, makes for a riveting and illuminating reading.

I'd recommend suicide. Any fag can go on grindr and get laid. If you can't get laid as a homo you must be a really offputting person.

Because his premise puts words in the mouths of a group of people who never said this, it's some stuff he and his fellow brainlets pulled out from deep inside their own arses.

Point me to the group of people online that says "we are owed sex!" so I can tell you you're a fucking idiot.

I'm bumping this thread just to piss you off.

>wahhh people made FUN OF ME because im fat and i dont leave the basement so im going to KILL ALL THE WOMEN BECAUSE THEY DONT WANT MY FAT GREASY COCK

Meek will inherit the earth

it's true
would make a horrible femboy, especially that I have thinning/balding hair
you're a random person on the internet tho
don't want to go on grindr tho, just want to meet someone with similar interests who's into me

Went back and watched Louis CK and the only real message i get out of his comedy is "fuck whitey". I don't laugh at these (((comedians))) anymore. It's just them picking easy targets (white, christian) to rip on. Fucking ungrateful iconoclast cunts.

yeah, it's basically just making fun of people for being physically ugly or having some kind of psychological disorder like autism. this is what the left stands for these days. this was the end result of all of that "tolerance" talk we heard during the 90s and 2000s. as soon as obama got in and they felt like they won the world they did a 100% 180 and turned into vicious, overly judgemental authoritarians.

Despite fucking incels claiming that they have high IQ, fuckers still don't get the simple shit that women don't owe you a fucking sex.

Projecting much?

Huh, why did this happen?

>would make a horrible femboy, especially that I have thinning/balding hair
What about hrt?
Lots of gay bottoms do it, and it'll make you cute.

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Well, this is not the imaginary scenario you pictured in your mind, fucking idiot.

>a Muslim, the ultimate incels
lol

Join the movement, brother

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I like this timeline. The incel virgins are going to snap one die and wage an incel jihad against Chads and Staceys lol.

>virgin suicide bombers
fukken lol

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>An excerpt from user's personal journal

Tyrannical leadership. All primates do this when they have a leader that can't protect the tribe, a beta uprising occurs.

They already did.

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I've never heard that either except from women, but women want equality of outcomes so it's time to make rape legal

They were not a part of the surplus. I really doubt they could not have gotten married if they wanted too.

Let's be real, this surplus is not inventing anything. In the past they could die in wars, maybe die of heatstroke on a farm, and absorb hideous women out of sight. Maybe, if you were extraordinarily fortunate you may get a cute girl who is trapped in your village and has no other options because there is no mass transit in the past. Now they are just worthless and entitled. Years of propaganda saying that you are worth it and other such nonsense had breed a truly worthless breed.

Because you can’t be “involuntarily” celibate by the definition of the word involuntary. These people are sad and delusional, and now it would appear dangerous.

this dickhead is the most normie tier fake oz persona faggot around. no australian should find him funny, he is kind of a fraud.

It reminds me of pepe, honestly. The way they just go batshit at this fata morgana. One dude acts retarded, all of a sudden it's a movement, a hate group, a real and deadly threat that overshadows everything and overrides all other concerns. Bin laden must be slapping his forehead now, realizing that he could have had the same effect just by shitposting a little here and there.

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That was supposed to be our beta uprising. Instead we got egalitarianism and universal enfranchisement.

>be fat neckbeard
>sit at pc all day
>no shower
>no teeth brushing
>but muh genes
>muh blue eyes
>superior
>demands "wholesome" woman
>smells like cheese.....

You're an absolute retard. Get your head checked.

To be honest my dude, with this shit world we live in today, I dont know why these guys arent shooting up a place every hour.
>Waaaaaah
lol yeah, that'll make them feel differently

Blood of patriots and tyrants my dude.

Nobody ia born fat pc guy, they are driven into isolation after repeated social rejection.

Anyone have the study where some monkey scientists removed all the aggressive alpha monkeys and the group turned into a utopia of cooperation and unity?

Kek, that is a pretty good acronym

You are on the ride whether you like it or not.

Then what happened ?

Jim was a fucking nobody until he jumped on the poz train. Now he has shitty safe opinions on everything and pontificates on stage.

I wonder does he think he is a success in his own head? Also does he know he will be utterly destroyed by the very people he is being a good little boy for?

Now THAT will be funny

So brave

The majority of women are too though.

I think baiting the Jews into greater hysterical outbursts is a winning move, honestly. Their greatest power is in being hidden, getting them to reveal themselves is huge.

Maybe shower and change clothes before leaving the house?

>"Chad" is now mainstream

Jesus Christ, can we pinpoint exactly when reality started to break down? I swear to god the world didn't seem to be like such a joke a few years ago, I feel like I'm losing my mind

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>I really doubt they could not have gotten married if they wanted too
Pretty sure they couldn't, mosto of those were total social fucks, as they didn't bothered to socialize while being young, so they got fucked for life

projecting much?

>hrt
dude, my hair has already thinned. that ship has sailed, there's no getting it back. also am ugly, and also I'm not really feminine so I don't want to pretend to be something I'm not

I shower twice a day. Morning for work. Evening after working out. :)

onlinelibrary.wiley.com/doi/pdf/10.1002/ajp.1350260202

Except if it says you can in your heretical texts amirite, Omar?

Women are scared

>Jim Jeffries

Literally who?

I honestly dont care about women or to get fucked by a woman. Feminism has done its job.

But I have come across an incel here and there and they are exactly as I described.

An incel homo? Draw a circle with a diameter of 3 miles around your home on a map. Inside of that circle, there will be dozens of public places where gay men go to have sex with each other. Even if you live in a rural area, there will still be several locations inside of the circle. Unless you weigh 500+ pounds, it's impossible for a gay man to be "incel". Even if half of your face is melted off, you can find sex partners if you're a faggot.

>incels, women won't fuck you because you're unfuckable
Yea, thats the point of being incel.
How retarded is the left?

" In the absence of the alpha male, females increased their aggression towards subordinate males."

Sound familiar?

The creation and use of CERN resulted in the destruction of several timelines. Due to quirks in how shit works in ways that nobody really understands, the collapse of some timelines affects others. Certain aspects cross over in some form of interdimensional osmosis. This is more commonly referred to as the Mandella Effect.

these people view eliot rodgers as a martyr

we dont tolerate terrorism llike that

im just pointing out the fact that the dude i'm replying to thinks we shouldn't make fun of incels because it will cause them to do more attacks. should we stop making fun of muhammad then, cause i didn't know we were pussies who just let fags like incels (not even a terrorist organization) get whatever they want?

he sure is an expert

nytimes.com/2004/04/13/science/no-time-for-bullies-baboons-retool-their-culture.html

found an article about it. They even say outright that the same thing could probably be achieved in human societies if the aggressive males (chads) are wiped out.

This

I might be Muslim, but I certainly fucked more girls than you can ever dream of. Going 24, lost my virginity at 13.

Swear to God has some funny bits, but his outlook is depressing.

>people suffering from involuntary celibacy
>get mocked for it because a few resort to extremism (most end up killing themselves instead but nobody hears about that in the news)

Fuck off, you piece of shit.

You know what the worst part about this is?

The way Jim Jefferies used to behave on O and A. He relayed stories of how much of a cunt he could be to women and was openly hostile to some women they had in the studio.

He recently did an interview with Jim Norton and Sam Roberts where he mentioned that his writing staff are all extremely leftwing and often try pushing some batshit leftwing ideals on him.

So they're the ones pulling the string. It ain't JJ, he's just a puppet. It's a bunch of feminine men and 'NYC STAND UP COMEDIENNES' of a certain religion pushing their fucking leftist agenda again.

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They can tell I'm Aussie by my towering stature, instantly seducing voice and impressively long penis.

the immigration act of 1965, the civil rights act of 1964, the passage of the 16th amendment in 1913 (the one that made income taxes legal, which later caused the great depression after "the roaring 20s" because socialism always works in the beginning) and "The New Deal" in response to said great depression were the major turning points. those were the fundamental changes in our society that set us off down this path.

oh shit, almost forgot in 1920 the 19th amendment gave women the right to vote, that played a big role in things too.

might as well throw in the voting rights act of 1965 and the 15th amendment way back in 1870. that's why the niggers can vote when in reality they shouldn't be allowed to.