/ptg/ PRESIDENT TRUMP GENERAL - NARRATIVE COLLAPSING EDITION

PRESIDENT DONALD J TRUMP
whitehouse.gov
donaldjtrump.com/

>b-but Trump hasnt done anything!
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PREV APPEARANCES/LINKS pastebin.com/ynXV6CHT
DAILY SCHEDULE (WH Press Corps) publicpool.kinja.com/
TrumpTV Weekly Updates: pastebin.com/6HbHjbqF
NEWTRUMP NIGHTLY NEWS pastebin.com/yArfUKdC

NEW APPEARANCES
>Pres Trump/VP Pence @Natl Day of Prayer 5/3/18
youtu.be/hCWVUFGtUrs
>VP Pence swears in Amb to Germ Grennel 5/3/18
youtu.be/F2l_eabATCE
>AG Sessions @Natl Sheriff's Assoc 5/3/18
c-span.org/video/?445016-1/
>PressSec Sarah talks to press outside WH 5/3/18
c-span.org/video/?445022-1/
>WH Press Brief (Sarah) 5/3/18
youtu.be/PFiWJp1U9-0
>Pentagon Press Brief (Dana) 5/3/`8
c-span.org/video/?445024-1/
>StateDep Press Brief (Heather) 5/3/18
youtu.be/1n8EDJY89ro
>WH Video: Natl Day of Prayer 5/3/18
youtu.be/hdOVFLbcHT8
>HHSSec Azar on health care policy 5/2/18
c-span.org/video/?444935-1/
>Pres Trump @Natl Teacher of the Year 5/2/18
youtu.be/mwaVnCjWBas
>Pres Trump/VP Swear in SoS Pompeo 5/2/18
youtu.be/HdVD2PB1RH4
>VP Pence swears in US Amb for OAS Trujillo 5/2/18
youtu.be/sSSjqMm3zcs
>Rudy Giuliani on Hannity 5/2/18
youtu.be/66tZuQw_Sr4
>AG Sessions sending Prosecutors/Judges to Border 5/2/18
youtu.be/MeaRYKwDcck
>Pentagon Press Briefing on Navy (SecUSNavy Spencer, USMarine Cmdt Neller, Chief NavOp Richardson) 5/2/18
c-span.org/video/?444970-1/
>WH Video: Pres Trump @SoS Swearing in 5/2/18
youtu.be/GjfWA54jOFY
>Pres Trump welcomes Flight 1380 heroes 5/1/18
youtu.be/U8Yq7X_fmDQ
>Pres Trump Presents Commander in Chief Trophy 5/1/18
youtu.be/1xsEuwPRNag
>VP Pence @America 1st event in AZ 5/1/18
youtu.be/UC3SSXTdz2s

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THIS IS AWOOVEMENT!

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it should be illegal for a sitting president to pay his laywer

We love open borders here

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it should be illegal for a president to have lawyers

Yeah mmmmguy

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MAGA

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>mfw /ptg/ suddenly has wictor fans
where did this come from?

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KEK, get ready for more

>Nigerians
>Haitians
>Nepalese
>Central Americans

etc, etc.

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Good evening my Darlings! Just got home from work. How's everyone doing?

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Based oil man

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It should be illegal to be president.

>he's still here!

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>paying your lawyer legal fees is a bombshell

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agreed, Blonald Blimpf has really done it this time.

>Stop supporting the NRA goyim!
>You don't need a large lobbying group to protect the rights we constantly attack!
>If you dumb goyim continue to support them we will call you Jews on a Mongolian yak herding bbs

Is Stephen Miller welcome in the ethnostate?

please be a trap

REMINDER THAT BLANKENCHECK IS OUR GUY AND DON JR IS JUST BEING A KEK

WE WILL NOT COMPROMISE AND PUT RINOS IN CONGRESS!! I'D RATHER HAVE A DEMOCRAT IN THOSE SEATS THAN A TRAITOR!!!!

I want to drown myself in acid. Not the drug, you understand, but the chemical.

If you're baking again, refresh the pastebin one more time - please. There were a few additions made when you announced last bake. Thank you.

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It's true, the US lets them all in.

It should be illegal for a sitting president to be drumpf.
WE MUST IMPEEEEEEAAAAACH

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it should be illegal to be illegal

>arab military genius
>with literally no experience
I remain skeptical

>suddenly

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Refreshed again, thanks

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>Man and woman have consensual sex 10 years ago
More news at 11.

??

>everyone always blames me for everything !
-djt

the prophecy!

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Are you me?

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bresident brap must be stopped

Blankenship is Nehlan 2.0. Discard.

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>bombshell

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this guy needs to hang himself

They should build a wall.

Cultural conservatives are a fucking cancer

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fgt

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He’s a master of 4d boomer chess.

>It's true, the US lets them all in.

And now we shovel them over the border into Leafstan.

By Arab standards, probably.

Yes, don't be gay.

Yea the only jew. He can’t breed though. He may carry recessive like genes.

>if I use a really big number it'll look more legit

See more at RAKED.com

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Fuck off Muhammed.

you can smell the desperation
I love it

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Most likely. I went to watch Infinity War and found myself hoping that Thanos would win and blot me out of existence. Alas, I am still here.

Whats up faggots just got done drinking a 5th. Is drumpf in jail yet?

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He's earned it imo.

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>??

They're being swamped with people losing TPS in the US

wew
talk about taking something out of context

>I'D RATHER HAVE A DEMOCRAT IN THOSE SEATS THAN A TRAITOR
>"i'd rather be a traitor and vote for a traitor than a traitor"
lolwut

>ACME ANTI-DRUMPF BOMBSHELL
>(bomb not included)

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This. And for all the fags going on about muh PR for the conviction, all he has to do is explain how Obama fucked him over to cover for his regulatory mistake that got those men killed. Fuck Don Jr. Needs to fuck off and run his damn self. Blakencheck is a good man and a good American.

DITCH COCAINE MITCH

lol

Giuliani is such a hard ass

Don't worry they're BASED Christians and natural conservatives.

I'm interested.

>Wisconsin
Making Cuckboy proud

I guess it's a higher standard than "biggest schlong in pyongyang"

I guess getting them off drugs and back into work is just too hard. This is throwing out the baby with the bath water.

I agree with this

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>This law brought to you by the Koch brothers
>True conservatives for a browner, more easily exploited America

not yet fren

keep drinking and hoping for change without putting in any effort

im sure it will work out for you

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I like this plan. Best of both worlds. Keep /ourjew/ but don't make more.

Based

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I'm stuck in the Hillary timeline. The Dem controlled senate just passed a bill to raise taxes on white people who make over $100k a year by 50%. They're calling it the "redistribution initiative." Also, no more ICE.

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The catalog is bad right now. Which subreddits are raiding us this time?

Can someone seriously explain to me why paying your lawyer the legal fees you owe him is a bombshell?

Hard mode: no DRUMPF

He's not wrong.

JOOOOOOOEEEEEE

Trump himself what all over Mitch during his campaign and now his son actively tries to sabotage the man who has said nothing ill toward him? Fuck Don Jr.

>Whats up faggots just got done drinking a 5th. Is drumpf in jail yet?


Howdy, Senator Feinstein

> guy says other guy who said something is wrong so we can push a false narrative that Druphdf did something wrong.
More at 11.

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But he should be thanking us right?

Why would he say that?
I don't like Turtleman either but "Cocaine Mitch"?
I'm not aware of Mitch having a Cocaine habit.

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I can literally feel the blood rushing to my cock when I read all these leftists being absolutely blown the FUCK out with MSNBC fucking up so hard. Holy shit this damage control has me going.

GIULIANI NO!

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no he still in the white house ask again after another 5th

This is a GREAT breakdown of why the establishment will try and DESTROY KANYE


The ENTIRE Kanye West TMZ interview Broken apart and dissected of redpills By 4chans # 1 News Source CHN!!!!

With commentary from then Filthiest Goyim Bellagio Sampler!!!!!!!
>Jews Kvetch over him
>M0ds and Janis cut benis off and become Trannys over his ORATIONS
>Russian tend to like cause hes christian
>Chinese Hate him cause he exposes AI
>Clintons Suicided him twice but was resurrected like Lazarus and Goku

From the FutureScape!!!!!!!°
Mein Neiggers!!!

Listen to this Esoreric take on Kanye West's entire interview THAT HOLLYWOOD DOESNT WANT YOU TOO SEE

youtu.be/tc3iTlbawgo

The establishment HATES WHEN their Golems Fight back!!!

Kanye is OURGOY

He will destroy the Tribes of Hollywood

let's just kill all the druggies and harvest their organs

some of them are probably still good enough to use

Shat all over*

wat

>guy with no insider info shuts down attorney working for the guy
?

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Thats the jaw of a man who’s sucked a ton of jew dick

I'm here forever NRAnigger. Just like the Gun Control Act of 68 that the NRA supported

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>not voting for the anti-traitor traitor what will betray his own traitorous party before the party can betray the voters

Kill yourself, Joenigger.

Murderin' Joe is certainly an expert on self-destruction.