/ptg/ PRESIDENT TRUMP GENERAL - TUCC TIME EDITION

PRESIDENT DONALD J TRUMP
whitehouse.gov
donaldjtrump.com/

>b-but Trump hasnt done anything!
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PREV APPEARANCES/LINKS pastebin.com/ynXV6CHT
DAILY SCHEDULE (WH Press Corps) publicpool.kinja.com/
TrumpTV Weekly Updates: pastebin.com/6HbHjbqF
NEWTRUMP NIGHTLY NEWS pastebin.com/yArfUKdC

NEW APPEARANCES
>Pres Trump/VP Pence @Natl Day of Prayer 5/3/18
youtu.be/hCWVUFGtUrs
>VP Pence swears in Amb to Germ Grennel 5/3/18
youtu.be/F2l_eabATCE
>AG Sessions @Natl Sheriffs Assoc 5/3/18
c-span.org/video/?445016-1/
>DHSSec Nielsen @Natl Sheriffs Assoc 5/3/18
youtu.be/Rf236Ddno5w
>Rudy Giuliani on F&F 5/3/18
youtu.be/5Q6NVbAMkro
>PressSec Sarah on F&F 5/3/18
youtu.be/s0yV5hnDh78
>UNAmb Haley @Manhattan Inst Awards 5/3/18
youtu.be/8EdJsp3hgUw
>PressSec Sarah talks to press outside WH 5/3/18
c-span.org/video/?445022-1/
>WH Press Brief (Sarah) 5/3/18
youtu.be/PFiWJp1U9-0
>Pentagon Press Brief (Dana) 5/3/18
c-span.org/video/?445024-1/
>StateDep Press Brief (Heather) 5/3/18
youtu.be/1n8EDJY89ro
>WH Video: Natl Day of Prayer 5/3/18
youtu.be/hdOVFLbcHT8
>HHSSec Azar on health care policy 5/2/18
c-span.org/video/?444935-1/
>Pres Trump @Natl Teacher of the Year 5/2/18
youtu.be/mwaVnCjWBas
>Pres Trump/VP Swear in SoS Pompeo 5/2/18
youtu.be/HdVD2PB1RH4
>VP Pence swears in US Amb for OAS Trujillo 5/2/18
youtu.be/sSSjqMm3zcs
>Rudy Giuliani on Hannity 5/2/18
youtu.be/66tZuQw_Sr4
>AG Sessions sending Prosecutors/Judges to Border 5/2/18
youtu.be/MeaRYKwDcck
>Pentagon Press Briefing on Navy (SecUSNavy Spencer, USMarine Cmdt Neller, Chief NavOp Richardson) 5/2/18
c-span.org/video/?444970-1/

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REMEMBER TO ALWAYS AWOO!

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YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

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HAHAHA WE'RE TAKING YOUR NIGGER VOTE
FUCK YOU DEMS
youtube.com/watch?v=367psk5ZdpU

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Anime will be real soon

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Never delete your folder until you get a job, it doesn't work!

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How are we today, /ptg/?

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maga

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OHNONONONONONAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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Birfday soon, frens! Can I get some AWOOs?

he tucc me

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THIS. IS. AWOOVEMENT!

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>Donald J. Trump has been president for 1 year, 103 days, 6 hours, 51 minutes and 54 seconds
>Number of UFO files release: 0 (ZERO)

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White Helmets got their funding suspended.

Who's Tucker going to murder on live television today

make it permanent, we could use that money here

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You'll prolly have to trade your rarest tomboy/trish for Trishposter to post the mega link again

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>implying Trump isn’t a benevolent alien

What happened today? Just got off work. I still """have to""" watch this Kanye West interview everyone is talking about

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You can almost feel the singularity approaching

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hit the panic button

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kek.

In what context would a grown man even admit to doing this after the fact?

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>zerohedge.com/news/2018-05-03/canada-blames-their-illegal-immigration-problem-us
>Canada Blames Their Illegal Immigration Problem On The US
>Trudeau thinks the US is to blame because Nigerians are requesting and obtaining visitor visas to come to the United States. Once in the US, they are promptly heading to an obscure, unofficial border crossing on the northern end of New York state. Once there, they cross into Canada illegally and request refugee status.

>More than 26,000 asylum seekers have crossed illegally into Canada from the United States to file refugee claims in the past 15 months, walking over ditches and on empty roads along the world’s longest undefended border.

>According to Hot Air, up until now, the Canadians have claimed it as a point of pride to quickly accept and resettle the new arrivals while bashing President Donald Trump for his “immigrant unfriendly” policies. But now Canada is running out of room and resources to take them all in and the Prime Minister would like the US to do a better job of screening them.

>Of course, once Trudeau announced that he was blaming the US and their visitor visas for his problems, it provoked a lot of questions for Trudeau in his country’s Parliament yesterday. People were demanding answers as to how the situation has gotten so far out of hand and what Trudeau planned to do about it. All he seemed to have for an answer is that it’s the fault of the United States. There’s currently no plan to solve the problem Trudeau is complaining about.

>Trudeau wants the legal authority to turn back thousands of asylum seekers crossing the border illegally. According to Reuters, Canada wants to amend a bilateral agreement to allow it to block border-crossing refugee claimants however, they say that the United States is not cooperating.

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OHH LOOK ANOTHER C,UCKOLD AND S,OYBOY MAGA THREAD.

>170356923

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build a northern wall

topjej

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What in the fuck caused them to keep him on board? Sheer pity?

I'm blackpilled. Try your best to white pill me about Drumpf right now.

>greed
>arrogance
>ignorance
>inconstancy
>mendacity
>Moshiach
>malevolence
>Machiavelli
>Magog

Let is pray...

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After losing what, 600 over Obama's terms?

>not katy perrys firework
No wonder Trump canned his ass!

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Burn the Leaf

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inb4 the White Helmets false-flag a gas attack on themselves
>cough cough... if only we had had more funding... we could have defended ourselves.... cough cough...

I'll just lurk until someone else does so lol

OHH LOOK ANOTHER C,UCKOLD AND S,OYBOY MAGA THREAD.

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That’s not even close to digging them out of the hole Obama dig for them, he pretty much raped his own party

this is frankly completely mystifying. Is this supposed to humanize comey and make him more likeable?

we're taking back Jow Forums guys!

easy to gain when u start from so low

Very fine. I hope all is well with you.

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>state seats

W O W
O W
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Good goys

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Not bad, you?

LEAVE SARAH ANDER/SS/EN ALONE!

No matter what, there's been an objective culture shift. Millions of "normal" people are sick of liberals and their bullshit.

(you)

OHH LOOK ANOTHER C,UCKOLD AND S,OYBOY MAGA THREAD.
nICE ARGUMENT

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Heartless Goyim, who will dig those innocent children out of 200 tons of rubble now?

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Well obviously he doesn't want us to find out about Barron yet.

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I feel dirty receiving the (you) from a mass reply from memeflag

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Imagine being this ass blasted.

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Happy Birthday.

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OHH LOOK ANOTHER C,UCKOLD AND S,OYBOY MAGA THREAD.

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HAHAHA COHEN WAS WIRETAPPED

TRUMP BTFO COHEN BTFO THEY ARE ALL GOING TO JAIL!!!

ITS MUELLER TIME

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they just wont put them there now

Must read Buchanan article.

vdare.com/articles/patrick-j-buchanan-memo-to-trump-defy-mueller

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Too hot out. It was 41 degrees on Monday, now it's 90. We don't have Springs anymore.

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>
thanks

pretty good! going to the doctor soon

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Happy birthday!

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le epic trollface "nice argument"

hope to god you're still in high school, this is so immature

WV anons, can someone explain Blankenship's mine case to me? Don't know the details, was he really to blame for miners death or was framed by govt? Reading conflicting evidence, not sure what to think.

Where are the happenings I was promised?

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>pretty good! going to the doctor soon

You know only Mike Pence can cure your gay right?

Just filter it and then you don't have to see the dirty (You)s blemishing your post record

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Thanks for the (you), friend :)

Thenk, fren

Awoo!
>wait...

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>All he seemed to have for an answer is that it’s the fault of the United States. There’s currently no plan to solve the problem Trudeau is complaining about.
>currently no plan to solve the problem
I can't believe this fucker is going to win the second term when he acts like this

Happy Birthday!

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You in florida or the south? wish i got that kind of heat

i'm hoping a strong sedative will! the schizo meds are making me gay

>the level of schizophrenia in that meme

i genuinely hope all people who posted things anything related to that kill themselves with he finds nothing after 6 years of taxpayer money going into his pocket. but i know they wont, because their egos are so inflamed that they think somehow their narrative still exists in reality despite being wrong about every aspect of reality for the last 3 years

good times eh

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AWOO for (You)

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>/ptg/

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in the making

awoo

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Smart. This won't go on my permanent baker record right?

>the schizo meds are making me gay
This is big if it's true, user

Say it with me, r/t-d.

MUELLER TIME
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AWOO

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don't give up on your dream, Floridaboo. I know you'll get there one day.

>the schizo meds are making me gay

No, your gay is making you gay

>checked
Thenk for lewd AWOO, fren

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Fine but you'll have to pay back with interest for my birthday next month

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>any misstep by Trump could be converted into a perjury charge

Meanwhile, Clapper can do the same and absolutely nothing comes of it.

Is it bad I recognize that jacket-less god?

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At this point I think Mueller is going to quit after midterms. There's just nothing there.

I HAET TUCK TIME

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>You in florida or the south? wish i got that kind of heat

PA, specifically the shithole known as Philadelphia

I just realized what his cult-of-personality tour 2018 is all about- this lanky faggot is so deluded that he thinks he has a chance at unseating Trump in 2020. Cap this right now- if Comey avoids legal trouble, he will attempt to run for president in the next election.

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No, eat shit and die, incel weeb