/ptg/ PRESIDENT TRUMP GENERAL - AESTHETIC EDITION

PRESIDENT DONALD J TRUMP
whitehouse.gov
donaldjtrump.com/

>b-but Trump hasnt done anything!
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PREV APPEARANCES/LINKS pastebin.com/ynXV6CHT
DAILY SCHEDULE (WH Press Corps) publicpool.kinja.com/
TrumpTV Weekly Updates: pastebin.com/6HbHjbqF
NEWTRUMP NIGHTLY NEWS pastebin.com/yArfUKdC

NEW APPEARANCES
>Pres Trump/VP Pence @Natl Day of Prayer 5/3/18
youtu.be/hCWVUFGtUrs
>VP Pence swears in Amb to Germ Grennel 5/3/18
youtu.be/F2l_eabATCE
>AG Sessions @Natl Sheriffs Assoc 5/3/18
c-span.org/video/?445016-1/
>DHSSec Nielsen @Natl Sheriffs Assoc 5/3/18
youtu.be/Rf236Ddno5w
>Rudy Giuliani on F&F 5/3/18
youtu.be/5Q6NVbAMkro
>PressSec Sarah on F&F 5/3/18
youtu.be/s0yV5hnDh78
>UNAmb Haley @Manhattan Inst Awards 5/3/18
youtu.be/8EdJsp3hgUw
>PressSec Sarah talks to press outside WH 5/3/18
c-span.org/video/?445022-1/
>WH Press Brief (Sarah) 5/3/18
youtu.be/PFiWJp1U9-0
>Pentagon Press Brief (Dana) 5/3/18
c-span.org/video/?445024-1/
>StateDep Press Brief (Heather) 5/3/18
youtu.be/1n8EDJY89ro
>WH Video: Natl Day of Prayer 5/3/18
youtu.be/hdOVFLbcHT8
>HHSSec Azar on health care policy 5/2/18
c-span.org/video/?444935-1/
>Pres Trump @Natl Teacher of the Year 5/2/18
youtu.be/mwaVnCjWBas
>Pres Trump/VP Swear in SoS Pompeo 5/2/18
youtu.be/HdVD2PB1RH4
>VP Pence swears in US Amb for OAS Trujillo 5/2/18
youtu.be/sSSjqMm3zcs
>Rudy Giuliani on Hannity 5/2/18
youtu.be/66tZuQw_Sr4
>AG Sessions sending Prosecutors/Judges to Border 5/2/18
youtu.be/MeaRYKwDcck
>Pentagon Press Briefing on Navy (SecUSNavy Spencer, USMarine Cmdt Neller, Chief NavOp Richardson) 5/2/18
c-span.org/video/?444970-1/

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AWOO!

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BTFO BTFO BTFO
>CATASTROPHIC: According to Latest Ratings, Literally NO ONE is Watching CNN
Far-left CNN’s highest rated show, Anderson Cooper 360, came in a humiliating 24th for April, behind every single program on Fox News that airs after 6 a.m.
With 1.1 million viewers, Cooper was also the only CNN show that managed to attract more than a million viewers.
Erin Burnett, the second-highest rated show on CNN, came in 27th place and drew only 965,00 total viewers. >Jake Tapper, who is being sold as some kind of superstar, slid face first into 32nd place with only 927,000 viewers.
For the third month in a row, CNN’s New Day is the lowest-rated show in all of cable news (that airs after 6 a.m.), placing 41st with a scant 625,000 viewers.
>The show, co-hosted by anti-Trump activists Chris Cuomo and Alisyn Camerota, only barely beat Fox & Friends First (#42 with 572,000 viewers), which airs at 4 a.m.!

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AWOO

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>Tuck covering the POO in field

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AWOO~

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NEXT THURSDAY! ANOTHER RALLY!

the gay club is open

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>the full german shepard
WTF???

So how bad is that GOP primary senate candidate in WV if Don Jr is already denouncing him and citing Roy Moore?

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DRUMPF WAS THE MYSTERY POOPER.

>Full German Shepherd
LMAO

rreeeeeee

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>HS Superintendent taking shits on field
The FUCK?

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Many of those are TVs in public places too.

> So, Trump did the proper thing... he reimbursed Cohen for expenses made on his behalf. Rudy simply set the record straight on that, thus relieving Cohen of any concern over the issue.
This is close. Cohen was on retainer as a ‘fixer’ - some fixes aren’t relayed. Trump ‘knew’ of it at least from the news and he advanced the idea in a comment on Fox and Friends before Rudy, who was the follow-up to that.
“He has a percentage of my overall legal work, a tiny, tiny little fraction, but Michael would represent me and represent me on some things. He represents me like with this crazy Stormy Daniels deal, he represented me. You know, from what I see, he did absolutely nothing wrong.”

But why though if THE BLUE TSUNAMI approaches?

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OH SHIT
donaldjtrump.com/rallies/south-bend-in-may-2018

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>one poster keeps shilling Kim Kardashian
>one poster keeps complaining that """we""" support Kim Kardashian

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It's fucking over. Once Mueller and Daniels finish their fusion dance Blumpf won't stand a chance. We should all just kill ourselves right now and get it over with.

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I wonder how many of those thousands are lobby TVs in public spaces

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What if, instead of questions, we make mueller ask them on a live debate versus Trump? CNN will push for it because muh ratings and mueller will be out of his element.

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>in a week

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Do you fags listen to THE TRUMP PHENOMENON? He's a drumpfshill like you memers so you'll probably like him. On now.

tunein.com/radio/RBN-s54650/

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I give her a trade surplus if you know what I mean.

When I’m in a public place everyone is glued to their phones...not CNN or anything else...it’s all a fallacy

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You realize we're gonna work you to your fucking deaths tonight, right?

Location?

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At this point, does Trump regret giving the AG position to Sessions rather than Giuliani?

>President is most powerful man in the world
>stupid rich
>fucks 10/10 hoes
>can bomb shit whenever he wants
Of course they do

RED STORM ALERT
RED STORM ALERT

There are PRIMARIES IN MAY 8 for the following states

Indiana (we recommend Mike Braun, as he is an outsider)

North Carolina (no Senate race, but vote for the most uncucked GOP candidates in House primaries)

Ohio (we recommend Mike Gibbons, as he is an outsider)

West Virginia (we recommend Evan Jenkins)

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Poo Jersey strikes again.

>tuck ending on designated shitting field
>hannity opens with this

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Give it a rest, Joe. We know, you hate nazi's.

What a dumb faggot Joe is.

>all my coworkers watch (and talk about what they saw on) cnn
shoot me

>cue 1 hour of Trump attacking everyone in the FBI and DOJ for corruption and incompetence, before shifting to ordinary campaign rally material

The Neilson box does not care if you're actually watching, only that the station is being displayed on the screen.

DO IT FUCKER

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Does someone have the Asian version of this?

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So, who is this autist going to talk over this evening?

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Yes

If you're interested, 00:14 to 00:25 is a beautiful moment for a webm here:

youtube.com/watch?v=cymv30-mAMU

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it was just a stick, human.
german shepard dindu nothin.
he a good boy.

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>Asians are based! They'd vote Republican if it wasn't for those damn hardline evangelicals!
Oh wait how many voted for Trump?

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Neilson Boxes are still a thing?

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A REAL BLACK MAN.

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What if there is no questions and no interview at all, you don't need to defend yourself against a crime someone invented and told somebody else to investigate with all the intelligence apparatus of the greatest country in the world.
I say: call in the Military, and let the Military courts deal with all these traitors.

My body is ready. Lay it on me.

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The right has Kim Kardashian

The left has ?

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>The show, co-hosted by anti-Trump activists Chris Cuomo and Alisyn Camerota, only barely beat Fox & Friends First (#42 with 572,000 viewers), which airs at 4 a.m.!

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/ptg/ I really don't wanna go to bed.
but.
I can't stay up any longer.

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They should be investigated.

Would be impossible, they would never agree to it for the reason you stated.
>Mueller would be out of his element.
CNN is a CIA asset, their ratings don't matter.
They exist to give the rest of the left wing media stories to push.

Jump against Trump

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>Joe is Joe references Churchill all the time now and not Lincoln.
Joe confirmed for seeing the Lincoln bust memes.

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i've seen it around, that cuban % though

thot of the day

Giuliani wouldn't take it. Fuck Matlock posters, absolute worst choice

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

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The vast majority of so called "asians" are actually chinese spies sent here to live their lives undermining our country.
Many of them have been here for decades and also raise leftist families knowing it drags america through the mud and halts and real progress.

Mueller’s office says it has no evidence in its possession responsive to the request from Manafort’s lawyers for transcripts, notes, or tapes of anything to do with Manafort dealing or talking with Russians. However, throughout the past year, NBC, ABC, CBS, NBC, CNN have all run stories claiming the special counsel has evidence of Manafort being in contact with and discussing things with Russian government officials.
But today or yesterday, the special counsel’s office,
> “No, we don’t have anything, when they were specifically asked for it by Manafort’s lawyers.”
>So what it means is that somebody in the special counsel’s office has been lying.
Have been lying to the media, have been leaking to the media for the past year that Manafort, that they have evidence that Manafort has been communicating with Russians.

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take some ritalin

ILLEGAL IMMIGRATION UP 230% OVER LAST YEAR

TRUMP STILL DOES NOTHING

m.washingtontimes.com/news/2018/may/3/illegal-immigration-233-pct-april-southwest-border/

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Gimme 5 minutes

Rudy regrets not taking it. President Trump offered him it first.

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Go to sleep, Nordic man.

/tv/ thinks Rooney Toons is autism queen but we know better.

Why would Trump have sex with this when he has Melania at home? It's like Assad gassing his own people, it doesn't make sense.

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>The left has ?
Rosie.

I'm pretty sure they are. Even if not, something similar is used. It's funny, I've never even seen one in my life.

Sleep tight, sweet prince.

Kardashian awoo when?

checked

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Well, the /ptg/ Awoo Graveyard Shift certainly isn't for the faint of heart

We'll give you a half hour lunch...and perhaps you'll survive this one

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California is a rogue state that deserves to be nuked.
>southwest

Thank (You), user.

Have you thought about workplace violence?

>Because I don't like myself and am trying to change.
Well good luck in improving but you're a good person as far as I can tell. Do what you like but there's no purpose in embracing delusion.

>Both of which were inspired by the Divine.
A great deal of people in that time who achieved those things were not religious in any significant sense or were very much secular. Great people are great regardless and that isn't predicated on a delusional belief. My point remains that a great deal of things which should have been done were not due to Christian ethics.

He was bible thumping during the campaign, though I understand and know why he had to. I also don't believe his beliefs are very sincere, which is a relief. There are various other trends and factors as well like Asian Americans being a median age of 36 as opposed to 43 for white Americans and the deleterious effect of college and higher education which they pursue at much higher rates.

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Nn Norgie

Joe finna boutta get dabbed on by pic related

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goodnight nordanon

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Guys that tape maxi pads to their face

the blue splatter

GO DRUMPF! WE MUST HELP ISRAEL TO BECOME WORLD LEADER!
ONLY POSSIBLE WAY FOR PEACE IS UNIVERSAL ZIONISM!

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Was he really offered AG? He would have been fantastic.

kek

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lmao the boom for the fake news then hours later the sad retraction

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So let the public see his refusal to agree to it. It would delegitimize Mueller further. Nobody ever said the questions had to NOT be a televised TV spectacular. What does Mueller have to hide?

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anal sex?

damn, that bitch looks beat

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-me

I heard Rush tell a story about why they weren’t reliable anyway:
>be family
>get Neilson Box
>family: “we cant let them find out we’re brainlets!!!”
>watch PBS and CNN
Made sense.

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the red chipi chipi