Does anyone have that chart on how to identify Jews? And can someone explain to me how to tell a Jew apart from another group?
Jew Identification
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There are no hard and fast rules. Still, there are some potential identifiers. German or Hebrew surnames combined with Southern European physical features are fairly reliable. Someone with the surname Steinberg or Feldman and curly dark hair, a long nose, and short stature is probably Jewish.
It's difficult due to their high degree of mixing. Generally abnormally broad mouths (twice as wide as the space between the eyes from tear duct to tear duct and up), extremely pale skin (as in full-on Khazarian ghostly white, not bright beige like most of us) and downward-pointing noses on white-looking people under fifty are good indicators. Elderly individuals with hair that divides into white and black sections rather than going a uniform gray is sometimes an indicator. Notably rounded skulls (as opposed to the elongated ones of proper Euros), see Shaun King. That kind of stuff. Be careful to not mix them up with Slavics or proper Ashkenazics (read: Scythians, you usually find relatives of these around Khazakhstan and thereabouts), as that's a good way to get your kidneys removed while you're sleeping, and keep in mind that there have been many conversion events, notably in the case of Italians and even Greeks who account for the genetic stock of most Ashkenazi Jews in the modern day.
How To Tell A Jew
Things are lively in Mr. Birkmann’s 7th grade boys’ class today. The teacher is talking about the Jews. Mr. Birkmann has drawn pictures of Jews on the blackboard. The boys are fascinated. Even the laziest of them, “Emil the Snorer,” is paying attention, not sleeping, as he so often does during other subjects. Mr. Birkmann is a good teacher. All the children like him. They are happiest when he talks about the Jews. Mr. Birkmann can do that well. He learned about the Jews from life. He knows how to put it in gripping terms such that the favorite hour of the day is the “Jewish hour.” Mr. Birkmann looks at the clock.
“It is noon,” he says. “We should summarize what we have learned in the past hour. What have we talked about?”
All the children raise their hands. The teacher calls on Karl Scholz, a small lad in the front row. “We have talked about how to recognize the Jews.”
“Good. Say more!”
Little Karl reaches for the pointer, steps up to the board and points at the drawings.
“One can most easily tell a Jew by his nose. The Jewish nose is bent at its point. It looks like the number six. We call it the 'Jewish six.' Many Gentiles also have bent noses. But their noses bend upwards, not downwards. Such a nose is a hook nose or an eagle nose. It is not at all like a Jewish nose.”
“Right!” says the teacher. “But the nose is not the only way to recognize a Jew...”
The boy goes on. “One can also recognize a Jew by his lips. His lips are usually puffy. The lower lip often protrudes. The eyes are different too. The eyelids are mostly thicker and more fleshy than ours. The Jewish look is wary and piercing. One can tell from his eyes that he is a deceitful person.”
The teacher calls on another lad. He is Fritz Müller, and is the best in the class. He goes to the board and says:
“Jews are usually small to mid-sized. They have short legs. Their arms are often very short too. Many Jews are bow-legged and flat-footed. They often have a low, slanting forehead, a receding forehead. Many criminals have such a receding forehead. The Jews are criminals too. Their hair is usually dark and often curly like a Negro’s. Their ears are very large, and they look like the handles of a coffee cup.”
The teacher turns to the students.
“Pay attention, children. Why does Fritz always say ‘many Jews have bow legs’, or ‘they often have receding foreheads,’ or ‘their hair is usually dark’?”
Heinrich Schmidt, a large, strong boy in the last row speaks.
“Every Jew does not have these characteristics. Some do not have a proper Jewish nose, but real Jewish ears. Some do not have flat feet, but real Jewish eyes. Some Jews cannot be recognized at first glance. There are even some Jews with blond hair. If we want to be sure to recognize Jews, we must look carefully. But when one looks carefully, one can always tell it is a Jew.”
“Very good,” the teacher says. “And now tell me about other ways to tell Jews from Gentiles. Richard, come up here!”
Richard Krause, a smiling blond lad, goes to the board. He says: “One can recognize a Jew from his movements and behavior. The Jew moves his head back and forth. His gait is shuffling and unsteady. The Jew moves his hands when he talks. He “jabbers.” His voice is often odd. He talks through his nose. Jews often have an unpleasant sweetish odor. If you have a good nose, you can smell the Jews.”
The teacher is satisfied.
“That how it is, kids. You have paid attention! If you pay attention outside school and keep your eyes open, you won’t be fooled by the Jews.”
The teacher goes to the lectern and turns the board. On the other side a poem is written. The children read it out loud:
“From a Jew’s face
The wicked Devil speaks to us,
The Devil who, in every country,
Is known as an evil plague.
Would we from the Jew be free,
Again be cheeful and happy,
Then must youth fight with us
To get rid of the Jewish Devil.”
Listen to their agenda
look no further than the Jow Forums catalog. it's a mockup of what everyday society will be like under 100% jew control.
Like, literally just use your head
By the way they play their word games
>There are no hard and fast rules
this
usually you can tell physically, but not always
google around, wikipedia will tell you if they're jewish half the time
Research the Hegelian Dialect
Sage
>usually you can tell physically, but not always
You were just given the rundown from Julius Stricher, The "Jewish Specialist" of the Third Reich.
They'll often be seen rubbing their hands together in a sinister fashion
These days they are very easy to spot out. Just watch for anyone shilling for Syria/Iran war.
Roll a penny
Jews are anything but homogenous, but in general, they will have at least one (if not more) of the following characteristics:
Sloped forehead
"Colorless" complexion (green, pasty skin as opposed to a rosy glow)
Hooked nose (of course)
Greasy hair; typically dark and wiry
Large lips, and fat lower lip
Large ears
Bug eyes or beady eyes
But the real way to tell if someone is a Jew is to just observe. Do they often end their sentences with a high note? Do they raise their eyebrows and talk with their hands? Do they almost always seem like they are acting a little?
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dunno man,you just develop an instinct
i call it the jewdar
What about their surname?
>Jew Identification
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That user is right, though
>beady eyes
It was the Anglos, all along!
Silverman, Goldstein, etc etc..
Where do you think the word jewelry came from?
But there are many jews with anglicized or romanized surnames, how do we spot them?
holy shit user
Those are the Shabbos goyim.
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Big noses and curly, greasy black hair are the major giveaways. Aside from physical characteristics the easiest way to tell is their last name. If it ends in -berg or -stein, you've got yourself a kike. Also look for Gold- and Silver- in names too, that's how obsessed with money these people are, they even name themselves after it
Maybe you should listen to their advice, shitstain. Since deprogramming isn't working.
Identifying a Jew by their surname isn't always the best way to go, since a lot of "Jewish" surnames are actually German, Polish, or Russian in origin. But if you look at a guy who looks a little Jewish, acts a little Jewish, and has a last name in common with a lot of Jews, they are probably a Jew. Its an art, not a science you see. You develope these delicate sensibilities only after much studying and reflecting on G-d's chosen people, goy.
I can only speak for myself, but I unironically seemed to have developed a psychic sense for Jews. Whenever I read news I get a tingle and go to Wikipedia. JEW. See unnecessarily hyperbolic language? Jew sense tingles. Do some snooping, it's confirmed.
Did this place ruin me or did I finally embrace my birthright? I used to joke, as a Normie, that Hitler did nothing wrong but invade Russia.
You will know them by their fruits
You can identify us by our big dicks
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Is this your first day?
This is called Metzitzah B'peh, in case you're new to the whole JQ.
>Metzitzah B'peh
I've got a great big hook jew-nose but I'm not Jewish.
Except it doesn't hook down at the tip, the bottom of the nose is parallel with the ground with a slight upturn at the tip.
Tfw you will never have a Jew brainlet sucking you off in uniform, unaware that your cock isn't ice cream
Jews also tend to be very narcissistic, neurotic, and just in general weird. They're very pathological, project all the time, and will tell you lies just for the hell of it. They are predisposed to things like schizophrenia as well as just looking ugly due to inbreeding
Identifying Jews is hard because they overlap with Sicilians and Greeks.
Half Jews / half Germans are basically Tuscans (apply the midpoint formula).
Jews are white
>Jews also tend to be very narcissistic, neurotic, and just in general weird
this
watch this classic to pick up on a lot of general jew tendencies, behaviors and verbal tactics
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This is a Greek woman (Nia Vardalos)
You honestly can't tell.
drop a dollar, walk away with a team of jew killers waiting for the jew to take the bait, they cant run very fast or survive very long, so they use their brains to outwit the hunters. names jim longhorn, ive been hunting jews for my entire life.
and some are red heads like pic related and
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>drop a dollar, walk away
It's true I do it all the time
A lot of those names came from the Germans though, and aren't very complementary.
> Stein (Stone)
> Glass
> Dreifuss (Three-Foot)
Stein is a good example where the Anglicized names come in, by the way. If you see someone named Stone (Oliver, for example), they're probably a Jew.
You eventually learn to recognize them, it's not that hard. They're too overt in their deeds. From my experience, jews in the US are some of the easiest to spot, since they have a stronger identity and retain most of their original features. Once I learned to recognize the more assimilated brazilian jews, I could see them pretty much anywhere. The radar is strong now.
And sometimes half Jews are totally indistinguishable like pic related.
Why would you want to identify them? To congratulate them for all they've done for the Western world?
THERE ARE ONLY 3 RACES OF HUMAN:
CAUCAZOID
MONGOLOID
NEGROID
JEWS AND WHITE PEOPLE ARE CAUCAZOID. SO SHUT THE FUCK UP!
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>this level of oversimplification
Nigga have you ever seen a Kike irl?
FACT. ONLY 3 RACES
SO DIE SLOWLY AND PAINFULLY
did he actually say this? i'm having trouble verifying this
Listen to people. If you can't tell, cover your wallet, you're the type of dope they target.
It's more coherent than people with a pleb tier understanding of genetics that try to call Greeks and Sicilians white while claiming that even half Jews aren't white.
>that chart
Just look for ugly Italians with money
There is no white race
There is caucazoid
Jews are primarily caucazoid and so are whites
You could just do what any normal and rational person would do and ask them.
What the fuck are native peoples then? Racialism can't answer that question. It's retarded.
fuck off jidf
It's easy: anybody not a goose-stepping, Sieg-Heiling, Hitler worshipping Nazi is a Jew or the slave of Jews.