/ptg/ PRESIDENT TRUMP GENERAL - THICC PRESS SEC IS BEST PRESS SEC EDITION

PRESIDENT DONALD J TRUMP
whitehouse.gov
donaldjtrump.com/

>b-but Trump hasnt done anything!
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PREV APPEARANCES/LINKS pastebin.com/ynXV6CHT
DAILY SCHEDULE (WH Press Corps) publicpool.kinja.com/
TrumpTV Weekly Updates: pastebin.com/6HbHjbqF
NEWTRUMP NIGHTLY NEWS pastebin.com/yArfUKdC

NEW APPEARANCES
>Pres Trump/VP Pence @Natl Day of Prayer 5/3/18
youtu.be/hCWVUFGtUrs
>VP Pence swears in Amb to Germ Grennel 5/3/18
youtu.be/F2l_eabATCE
>AG Sessions @Natl Sheriffs Assoc 5/3/18
c-span.org/video/?445016-1/
>DHSSec Nielsen @Natl Sheriffs Assoc 5/3/18
youtu.be/Rf236Ddno5w
>Rudy Giuliani on F&F 5/3/18
youtu.be/5Q6NVbAMkro
>PressSec Sarah on F&F 5/3/18
youtu.be/s0yV5hnDh78
>UNAmb Haley @Manhattan Inst Awards 5/3/18
youtu.be/8EdJsp3hgUw
>PressSec Sarah talks to press outside WH 5/3/18
c-span.org/video/?445022-1/
>WH Press Brief (Sarah) 5/3/18
youtu.be/PFiWJp1U9-0
>Pentagon Press Brief (Dana) 5/3/18
c-span.org/video/?445024-1/
>StateDep Press Brief (Heather) 5/3/18
youtu.be/1n8EDJY89ro
>WH Video: Natl Day of Prayer 5/3/18
youtu.be/hdOVFLbcHT8
>HHSSec Azar on health care policy 5/2/18
c-span.org/video/?444935-1/
>Pres Trump @Natl Teacher of the Year 5/2/18
youtu.be/mwaVnCjWBas
>Pres Trump/VP Swear in SoS Pompeo 5/2/18
youtu.be/HdVD2PB1RH4
>VP Pence swears in US Amb for OAS Trujillo 5/2/18
youtu.be/sSSjqMm3zcs
>Rudy Giuliani on Hannity 5/2/18
youtu.be/66tZuQw_Sr4
>AG Sessions sending Prosecutors/Judges to Border 5/2/18
youtu.be/MeaRYKwDcck
>Pentagon Press Briefing on Navy (SecUSNavy Spencer, USMarine Cmdt Neller, Chief NavOp Richardson) 5/2/18
c-span.org/video/?444970-1/

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HALT! YOU MUST AWOO BEFORE ENTERING THIS THREAD!

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maga?

or just tell people the truth that they can't handle, like how dogs do not make good pets

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first for

DON"T BE RIDICULOUS

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I summon Evapolack back, I miss him

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The right wing has the best girls

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aaaaaaaaand that was my last thread. nn frens

when you arrive here ping me we'll grab a beer and talk about /ptg/ lore

thanks user :---DDD

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It's so peaceful in here

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AWOOOOOOOO~

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awoo!

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what race is it though?

Comfymania has begun!

nn frens.

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Can someone explain to me how Cohen's phone need to be tapped over some campaign financial law that no one ever go to jail (fined yes) with?

Armenian, allegedly.

Remember that a vote for Bob Casey is a vote for pedo Biden abusing more girls!

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Every Kardashian is a plastic whore, and they're not really right wing

Still would totally guilty pleasure slam them all

AWOOO

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Sarah could crush a fucking watermelon with a bump of her thigh

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>over-ear headphones are useless
>M&Ms are better than skittles
>My Hero Academia is best anime

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>Their mother is of Dutch, English, Irish, and Scottish ancestry,[15] while their father was a third-generation Armenian-American.

Why did she Bog herself?

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I like you, keep these coming

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*nods head knowingly*

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nn

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>Everything dies baby that's a fact

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nn

Yeah, she always talks about the armenian genocide in april and those are the only people who bother talking about it

>He must have had a purpose to serve which was still to benefit us.
McCancer needs to survive until June 1st to avoid another special election. After that, Ducey appoints his successor.

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Did you all remember to pray for America today?

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nn

the point is to say stuff that's true user, not blatant lies

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night dude

WHAT EPISODE IS THAT

Pleasant dreams.

Such a faggot, and he thinks I'd pay $60 for his autograph at comic con LOL

I wish those were my kids desu

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Twatter blocked the breaking911 account, feels bad man.

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>married to a very pale white guy
t o p
k e k

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Last night's. I put it on the mega

I'd bone her.

>girl I've been talking to for a bit just invited herself over
>she'll be here in a few minutes
what the fuck do I do?

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YOU WANT ME TO SMASH YOUR LIGHTS?

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(you) I feel safe now

make her pasta

Friends, I have invoked the power of all 9 Elemental Pepes in my possession plus Peep the Toad, the Forbidden One. Their power is still active because the spell has not been discharged. We have a chance to bring this one home. As I have done all I can, I humbly ask you, my friends, to craft a Tsunami Elemental. We need a purpose built war machine for this job. Their power is still here, I can feel it. It must be combined into the final Tsunami Pepe.

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oh btw if any of you were in /a/ in daling thread and saw the "What is" poster, well...

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Anyone have the Asian version of this?

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>lemme download ya

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youtube.com/watch?v=jwK6DtGJAH0

If that guy, George Conway, is not white, then nothing is white.

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Have some thighs

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Did he make it harder for people to find work in PA?

>team minion
I should have known

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you activated my tsnunamo Popo

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>Open door naked
>Covered in hamburger blood
>Ask her what dress size she is and her favorite kind of lotion
Alexa, play "Goodbye Horses"

I can create you a tsunami elemental but it may destroy a coastal region of America.

Go ahead?

/ptg/ is a titty/foot place.

Hide your piss bottles

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Is lil benny boy still a nevertrumper?

Better start boiling some eggs

Serious answer: get the fuck off this polynesian canoe crafting forum and clean your room

spoiler: ALL dems++++++

OH SHIT YOU KNOW WHAT I'M DOING ON THE WEEKEND

That's right, furthering the NRA's agenda according to that one user

YES

Kim is now
Wut? She looks good there.
I'm just simply pointing out the superiority of our girls. Leftist girls cannot compete

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Where are they?

They're going to look a lot like their mom.

yes that's exactly what I've been trying to do

Wow, that looks delicious. Shame about those thighs though

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one Tsunami Elemental comin right up

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He has spoken.
Drumpf btfo

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Team Mini: Sponsored by Pepe

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T E A M
C H O C O L A T E

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>team nigger

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>Wut? She looks good there.
I believe he's implying she looked better before

>people on the right didn't blame Bernie Sanders for baseball shootings
Wrong again Benji and I still blame Sanders.

what about the brap bois?

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An user in the previous thread mentioned President Trump will attend an NRA event tomorrow as well.

nooo not the onions

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NOOOOOOOOOOOOO NOT THE SOI

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Fuck your list

thank you noble leaf. I can feel something great about to occur here

>Had one night stand with single mom at my job
>Got her pregnant'
Help

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We posting Trump Girls now?

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Feeding my yellow fever before bed? Sure.

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>vote for once in a lifetime candidate who promises to be tough on immigration
>illegal immigration up over 200% on the SW border
>caravan migrants slither in
JUST

He opposes tax cuts and so on, but he hasn't actually done anything that's harmed Pennsylvanians, other than vote no on various things.

>Brazil sends basedbeans to China
>US basedbeans pick up the slack in the European market left by Brazilian shortfalls
Literally nothing bad happens.

What a whore

>No other country on Earth buys that crop

I still feel bad for her having to deal with that cunt "comedian" trying to revise her pathetic career

>thiccy in the back

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