What the fuck? Am I going to be persecuted just for not having sex?

I think I'd rather hire the lawyer with the biggest nose I can find and sue the fuck out them for prying into my sex life

>sorry user, we only hire honest people, you failed the test

this

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What a time to be alive.

If the truth causes way more damage than lying then just lie.

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>Am I going to be persecuted just for not having sex?
YOU HAVE TO HAVE SEX GOYIM OY VEY

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The incel rebellion has begun.

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>Be incel employee at Reddit
>Check email
>Subject line: "NEW COMPANY POLICY; IMMEDIATE EFFECT"
>What's this?
>Click email
>"In the interest of preventing incel violence and the security of our employees, all employees who are either confirmed or suspected incels are to report to CEO Ellen Pao's office immediately to engage with Mrs. Pao in a gangbang and bukkake event."
>See name on list.
>"Failure to report will result in immediate termination".

What do? Would you bukkake Ellen for your job Jow Forums?

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Holy hell I realized something! This is yet another jewish ploy to attack christians that want to preserve their virginity. The jew hates christians and how would they deny society for them? Oh I know! Put some faggot, call him an Armenian. Armenians are mostly christian right? This creates a subtle neuron that for the normie, a christian that wants to preserve his or her purity will be considered a terrorist virgin. An Incel. Anons, please visualize the jew, as it will do ANYTHING to destroy happiness and love.

Is this real life?

No shit. The jew that started this on /r9k will be killed soon.

It's about time that there was a proper campaign to clear workplaces and companies of incels. They pose a danger to the world and must be contained.

PURGE!!!

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Just when I didn't think that the leftist couldn't get any more batshit insane, they pull shit like this. The Onion News has no reason to exist when we have Vox and the Huffington Post.

Shouldn't that chick be targeting the church?

>penis inspection day
>dog comes in trained to smell pussy juice
>dog stops at me and starts barking
>boss gasps in horror
>calls the police notifying them there’s a hostile incel in her building
>you run out and find a nice family that will hide you
>they hide you in their attic with other incels
>you start a diary of incel
>every dramatic scary day you go to your diary at night
>the chads find you some day and take you to the soi camps
>you get gassed by the braps of your overweight feminist overlards
>your diary is found
>stacy opens it up and it’s filled with drawings of pepe
>6 million incels wasn’t enough

>your facebook history says you haven't been in a relationship ever since you opened your profile

They aren't wrong. Women are inferior to men and need to be property for the happiness of both sexes.

Na, this is a shaming tactic meant to drive a wedge in subcultures among alpha/betas to stop the growth of the right.

You aren't a virgin right goy? Only a doity nazi that doesn't get laid wouldn't be pragressive!

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What are we going to do about this jewish problem world wide? It seems like all vector problems points towards them. Is everybody a cuck?

fucking lol'd

Don't ever let (((them))) tell you that waiting is a bad thing. Casual sex pregnancies, STDs, and fake, temporary validation fuck up millions of people's lives.

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Yes shlomo I'm a virgin. At least I have my purity and no STDs. What are you gonna do? Call me a witch (wizard) and burn me?

Say hi to the SPLC members who are monitoring and possibly moderating Jow Forums while you're here, friends.

I wonder how much are these goys getting paid by shlomo per hour.

How fucked in the head do you have to be to be an Asian woman born in America and end up marrying a black?
She has kind of a man jaw thing going on but still.
What's also really weird is that I cannot find a single picture of them together.

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>Boss sends you to HR for questioning
>Fat black HR officer demands you explain why you haven't had sex at least five times in the last month
>"I'm Asexual, Asexual pride woo"

There, you're basically tenured now.

Does the k stand for kung?

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I have already established an underground militia that is, at this exact moment, conspiring to destroy the jews world wide. Every day we have new conscripts.

Graphs showing how many men the average roastie has fucked, how much more likely they are to divorce, the likelyhood of child neglect or abuse if they are parents, and the number of diseases they carry. I'm sure they will be happy to brag about how promiscuous and how shitty of a person they are.

Naming the jew is on the list, but putting women in their place should be priority one.

Considering how much the SPLC is hiding in offshore Cayman island bank accounts, I'd say they're doing quite well

>You most definitely should, you incel.

The final solution to the Incel Question is clearly to form trained prostitute death squads.

I. The FBI & NSA will use intelligence to monitor, track, and eventually geo-locate radical 'involuntary celibate' terrorists.

II. A warrant is obtained, and a crack squad of fetish-gear clad, AR-wielding big tiddy whores is sent to their residence.

III. Knock-notice, door kicked down and flashbangs launched. Crack squad of big tiddy whores enters residence and disarms incel threat.

IV. Sexual neutralization proceeds for two to four hours, until the terrorist's 'celibacy' is deemed sufficiently eliminated.

V. Mission Accomplished - America Saved

Jesus fucking christ! This is a real post!

What the fuck can they do besides get their employees laid?
What are they even fucking talking about?

you're going to be helping some jew get rich on discrimination and wrongful dismissal suits, that's what

Thots will never take my precious virginty

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I agree, we need good offense but defense comes in too. How do we straighten wemen these days anyway? Some of them won't even want to take any pills. Do you have to rely on force to take back what's yours? But then you will be called names and put in jail for being a dick and forcing ideologies onto people, heck, it might even become a meme and in a couple of days people will start cringing at it.
That's another level of destruction.

>go to work one day
>"user, you've been here for a few years now and while you do value you as an employee we can't help but worry that you've never once mentioned a girlfriend or wife in conversation with other employees and well.. you're fired."

The safety goes off.

incel is a meme

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>that Jow Forums faggot who tipped the ATF about nerf mags

>What do? Would you bukkake Ellen for your job Jow Forums?

What's the pay like?

These are the same people who say “my sex life is none of your business honey” well... our lack of a sex life isn’t your business either bitch

Kek

Are you the leader of INCEL?

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Jesus christ this is getting insane

>“my sex life is none of your business honey”
Except when I have to pay for your abortions, contraceptives, and for your offspring's food.

>Believing that you're inferior to the point where you can't even get laid
>Believing that you're superior
Choose one

Insist on scat, throw poo.

Penis Inspection Day is about to be REAL

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>it says here you're single. care to explain?

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>normies purge incels
wew this timeline

>incels will be forced to have sex

lmao

>Sending prostitute "death squads" to fuck people
You missed the obvious "Petit mort" joke there
7/10

Well something I've noticed from this is that for the left the only people they are allowed to offend are males, there has to be some meme warfare potential there for it to backfire.

We are at the stage in the mouse experiment where the beautiful ones are being attacked.

THIS

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What's with this incel meme. Is this an actual thing that existed before last week?

God I love this.
>incel rages and kills people
>"normies" double down and calls out incels for being shit
>incels who were stable get pushed one step closer to snapping
>someone will fall over the edge and do something else eventually
>the cycle continues
>eventually leads to all betas being gassed
I fucking love this world.

For anyone living near Sydney, I am offering a public service. You can cum (hehe) round and blow into my tight boi hole so you don't get in trouble. I don't want anyone here getting arrested for not having cummies so just cum (haha!!). Any time from midday onwards ill PM anyone interested.

>need job to get girlfriend
>need girlfriend to get job

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>A "FAIL" will be given for ALL shaved testicles
Not that I'm promoting faggotry, but what's the reasoning behind this?

Ok John, stick your penis into shackquanda, or officer al-muhammed will arrest you.

>b-b-but I dont want to

Racist!

Why aren't you bong faggots this aggressive about the Muslim rape gangs that are anally destroying all of your women and children?

Wait wait wait what the fuck????
hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha I hope we allow more persecution of these guys. It will have terrible repercussions. We should make them hate Incels more

Is this going to come down to browser history and posts made on social media? Seems like it, how else would you enforce this? Is this the south park timeline? Who killed Kenny? I like butters, but I wish we still had Kenny.

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I've just realised how fucked it is that in a span of 50 years we've gone from people being shamed for fucking before marriage to people demanding that virgins be treated as second class citizens simply because they haven't fucked anyone.
Mental.

Yes goyim. Stick your dick in your mixed-race coworker or start looking for a new job.

The whole thing is built on a fake online post to begin with but they want to run with it

Shes too dumb to realize this would be discrimination based on sexual preference.

There has to be new memes with subtle redpills or something.

So basically your a hooker.

Islam is the most fucking incel thing imaginable and they fucking love it.. the west deserves the future we've ensured for ourselves.

I don't fucking understand it.

I want to kill myself nearly every single day and truly despise myself, I'm a worthless piece of shit that nobody will ever love.

And now the full force of the media is now calling me an evil misogynist who plans to attack women.

What fucking right does a society which broadly rejects me, have to judge me and lie about me? What obligations do I have to such a society? I'm just trying to live my life as best as I can, make some money, just carry on in relative obscurity and try to carve at least some contentment out of it. But now even that is being taken away.

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>get called into HR
>user, we've noticed some disturbing things on your Twitter and Facebook accounts
>it seems some people are referring to you as an incel
>you've also made some disparaging comments about women
>we've also noticed that you're single and don't seem to have much of a social life
>we're sorry, but the company can't afford the risk of being associated with someone that's been identified as being affiliated with a violent and misogynistic group
>please don't make a scene, security is on their way to escort you off the premises

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>inb4 new job positions as cumdumps for new incel hires

>New job positions for transgenders skyrocket
>Women quit jobs because of horror and shitshow
>1950 repeats but with nuclear degeneracy at the workplace.

back to /r9k you lemon

Also this

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>Am I going to be persecuted just for not having sex?
you never noticed lol

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>Let's take the biggest social recluses and segregate them even more
>further more lets shit on what little jobs and careers they have
Tolerance of the left is immeasurable

>male supremacist
Who the fuck unironically proclaims themselves the master gender?

Exactly. Perhaps the best course of action is to consider committing a mass shooting.

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american women are stupid whores who want to push men around

as long as the government does not bash the heads of these stupid bitches in, they will keep being stupid bitches

>"The Virgin" redemption arc begins.

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>implying being involuntarily celibate is a choice

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>incels
>working

These people really are clueless.

What do you think is more likely, she means literally any man who can't get laid or she is referring to the group online of men who make their entire identities about it and spend all day discussing how much they hate women on places like the recently deleted r/incel?

Society doesn't reject you, most likely the only reason you are alive is because of society, you are just a brainlet with a persecution complex.

I have too many personality and psychological issues to create a family or have any relationship. I will die alone, this is a fact. Better just to focus on myself. Good luck to any anons playing the game, though.

these stupid bitches like to spit on celibate men, and american women support this because they are sexually insecure

these stupid cunts need to be taught a lesson

the first lesson is that the government is going to legalize raping teen girls in order to save the white race

niggers will not be allowed to leave their homes unless they are driving to work or getting groceries or clothes or entertaining themselves