HAPPENING HAWAII

earthquake.usgs.gov/earthquakes/map/

>volcanoes
>Hawaii
>happening

THIS JUST IN
BEAR JUST SHIT IN WOODS

Why doesn't Hawaii federal judge order the lava to go away

Yellowstone will blow next that's why.

Look at the videos. It's fucking awesome, lava boiling up out of fissures in the middle of town. It like a goddam movie.

I'm a volcanologist who was born and raised in Hawaii. This is very exciting. AMA I guess

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holy fuck I wish u got numbers

stupid dumb volcano scum

What's the deal with SPAM

How do I become a volcanologist ?

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Its a cheap "meat" that Hawaiians love. I haven't been home in 10 years but fried up some thinly sliced spam just the other day. Poor mans bacon

Hawaii judge, help! This isnt legal!

Years of mind numbing school. I work as an exploration geologist in the minerals industry now, hated acedemia.

>mountain is literally called "kill-all-you" and idiots still build houses near it

Zero sympathy

hawaii user here, this isn't anything out of the ordinary, pretty much the whole of the big island is a fucking lava field. People live there knowing any day they may have to evacuate.

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Will that guy who fucked his sister during the missile warning do it again?

They actually had a 5.0 tremor around 3:30PM EST yesterday. That's actually a sign of significant eruption, which means for once we might get a happening thread that's actually happening. Mostly smaller stuff, but so much of it with the obvious volcanic activity means we're going to get quite the show from this one, even if it's not gonna be a "blow the top" St Helens style events.

Watch and enjoy. Hawaiian eruptions tend to be slow syrupy lavagasms as Pele pops a flaming hot squirter onto the population.

I gotchu!!

Drumpf is officially stripped of all presidential powers granted to him by the constitution because i said so!!!! I'll accept my Lt Governor position, now. Mahalo.

Spam's better than you might think.

Fry it up in a pan, broil it in the oven, yum. It's like bacon's cool cousin. Definitely better cooked than cold, IMHO.

>Mainlanders will never eat spam sushi after getting femdommed by their fuckhuge Samoan GF

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Beat me to it

Is this an abnormal occurrence?

hvo.wr.usgs.gov/cams/

Kilauea means "the spewing" roughly. Its the second youngest In the Hawaiian chain and has been erupting almost continuously since '83 and the pre colonization Ai'la'au eruption lasted for over 100 years in the vicinity of this eruption

When I was a little kid and visited family in Hawaii, we watched Kilauea erupting out of the living room window.

3rd movie so soon?

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>volcanic activity on the rise
Yellowstone when?

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News people literally calling this a happening. And nice video of what's going on.

youtube.com/watch?v=L-7psT1Mv-I

It's called a musubi faggot. Gtfo

Not really, just its erupted In a populated area is what's exciting, but the particular subdivision is built directly on the SW rift zone so no one should be suprised

>femdommed by their fuckhuge Samoan GF
I never thought I would be disgusted by my own fetish.

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An earthquake needs to happen in the most "Liberal" shitholes in Cali

Keegan?

>the fire rises

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You ever canoe across to bone Abos?

This. Lelani estates is in lava zone 1. Super cheap properties. Property that is cheaper than Leilani has already been lava fucked

Good money?

unironically answer this plz
also, is Volcano your favourite movie?

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watch the movie Dantes peak. thats all there is to it.

>The ever erupting kiluea is erupting
In other news water is wet

Not even close to each other.

Kek I remember that

>ov vey obamas birth certificate was lost in the volcano! guess you cant lock him up now, no proof goy!

timing is perfect as a supposed leak about obongo is about to drop

Kilauea? The one with Kek on it?

low quality pic faggot

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No i fly over, and I don't fuck abos

Yeah

Hawaii user here. Literally nothing really. Only the retards that built in the lava fields are being evaced/ in trouble from the volcano.

>Hawaii volcano
>Happening

Shit erupts everyday. There's nothing happening.

Oh. Sry.

You ever eat bats and jerk off giant Maori?

good, fuck hawaii

Great, island niggers anyway, bunch of liberal, leftist, socialist scum

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nice.

Not in our lifetime for Yellowstone unless things drastically change.

Shmall kine. But those are mostly haoles and the 12 educated female native sjws.

And that fucking cunt Hanabusa.

>spewing lava
at least it's not racism

Musubi is delicous tho

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Like a nuke directly on yellowstone?

Nah bats are protected but I have eaten wood pigeon. I've fucked a Maori girl and some of my good hunting buddies are hard core Maori blokes

All the pictures you're posting are the shitty kine with spam that didn't get burned in the pan with shoyu first. And theres no furikake in the rice.

>no, unless yes
ah, ok, that clears it up

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Furikake is a meme.

yellowstone next

Wtf!!!!!

The first one actually looks like it has under the spam.

Aren't there normally lots of earthquakes around the ring of fire's fault lines?

fuck hanabusa

Yes, that is what needs to be done. No lava zone, mother fuckers!
And checked

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Kilauea is a hot spot volcano far from the ring of fire, but earthquakes are very common in Hawaii, volcano related (small) and settling related (big)

Link some then you Poofta!

Not one or two sympathies, but zero?

Sorry m8 that's how it goes. Right now no, tomorrow a fresh batch of magma from the mantle could be injected into the magma chamber and we could be seeing signs of major unrest. But currently no.

Is there really no concern in your industry about the big ring of fire happenings and Yellowstone and shit like that? It's gotta mean something when the schedules get all fucked up.

Dated a 6'6 240lb Samoan chick. She threw my manlet ass around like a rag doll everytime we fucked.

was wondering what I wanted to watch thanks user

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why dont we just start flying in planes of rapefugees and drive them over in busloads to the judge's gated community and just release them there? wtf is trump even doing honestly hes acting like an amateur

Lmao! Stfu.

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Amazing movie! I watched it like 10 times. Felt like it was real.

I am starting to believe in it.
Those Hawaian judges have ruined everything, now they will hopefully die or pay.

bresh oc

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another link
bbc.com/news/world-us-canada-44001651

Nah the lava is nowhere near Derrick Kahala Watson's house.

Now gubernatorial candidate, OHA bigshot, and brother of a guy in federal prison for corruption and basically stealing 400m in federal money, Clayton Hee. The Trump curse might be on him. I have to think he's desperately running for Gov so he can pardon all the OHAniggers for the current fbi investigation. He's also gonna lose to Jap Hillary, Colleen Hanabusa, really really really bad.

Any live streams?

It's ok. I saw some disney movie about this. Someone needs a jade fishing hook and a boat

I'm guessing you can't really mess around with molten lava right? Pretty hot.

I'M IN WASHINGTON GUYS, THEY'RE GOING TO COME HERE US AND OREGON ARE FUCKED!

MOAR CALINIGGERS AND NOW THIS!!!?

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And he's hungry.

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G-Guys? Molten lava just walked past me and slapped my gf's ass.