Undercover jew

>be me
>fails to find a job for 7 months
>spends my day on Jow Forums inbetween looking for a job
>jews are over represented in media and business.. light bulb moment.
>goes to synagogue
>mingle with jews
>talks about the 6 million
>oy vey
>tells them about my situation
>lie and tell them my mother is pure ashkenazi and I was raised by my athiest father (thus why I can't speak hebrew)
>shlomo hands me his business card
>flash foward to today I have a job at his law firm as a receptionist

The guy who gave me his business card (where I'm working now) is adamant to get me to go to college and get a law degree. He even offered to pay all my tuition and living fees.

I think he wants me to be his prodigy. I have no interest in being a lawyer what the fuck should I do?

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do it, sounds based

Just do it. There is always a need for lawyers, and any job is better than none.
>prodigy
Do you mean protege?

I don't think you realize that you are now already a jew. You jewed your way into a place and now fit right in. You always were a jew.

Shoot the synagogue
Or Set a bomb.
Be muslim
Devyiuous I know

>T. M.Night.Shyalamadingdong

infiltrating and exposing them. Nice work.

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just remember, you'll always be a goy. You're basically a pet.

Thats literally how most K-selected religious instituitons work. Visit a based church and you would get the same treatment lmao

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>I think he wants me to be his prodig

He noticed your larping as muh 100% ashkenazi and was impressed of you jewing probably.
If your story is not a larp then you would be a good lawyer.

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>>prodigy
>Do you mean protege?

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btw, I look like a slightly more buff goebbels.

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If you can go for it.

Lol

JEWS

Just do it.
You can be one of our super secret agents feeding us information from behind enemy lines, also he might be one of those 1 in a million jews that's not a dick so good luck.

Is this gonna be like that one thread where a Jow Forumsack tried to infiltrate a mosque and then ended up becoming an unironic muslim?

You just revealed your inner jew.

The jew was in your heart this whole time.

You have outjewed a jew.
Do not surrender your foreskin fake it if must be.
You /pol are agent now.

LARP your way into the SPLC

gain his trust and kill him in the sleep

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be a lawyer you moron of course

I think he means progeny