>be me >fails to find a job for 7 months >spends my day on Jow Forums inbetween looking for a job >jews are over represented in media and business.. light bulb moment. >goes to synagogue >mingle with jews >talks about the 6 million >oy vey >tells them about my situation >lie and tell them my mother is pure ashkenazi and I was raised by my athiest father (thus why I can't speak hebrew) >shlomo hands me his business card >flash foward to today I have a job at his law firm as a receptionist
The guy who gave me his business card (where I'm working now) is adamant to get me to go to college and get a law degree. He even offered to pay all my tuition and living fees.
I think he wants me to be his prodigy. I have no interest in being a lawyer what the fuck should I do?
Just do it. You can be one of our super secret agents feeding us information from behind enemy lines, also he might be one of those 1 in a million jews that's not a dick so good luck.
Adam Lee
Is this gonna be like that one thread where a Jow Forumsack tried to infiltrate a mosque and then ended up becoming an unironic muslim?
Luis Baker
You just revealed your inner jew.
The jew was in your heart this whole time.
Kayden Lewis
You have outjewed a jew. Do not surrender your foreskin fake it if must be. You /pol are agent now.