/ptg/ PRESIDENT TRUMP GENERAL - ALL SMILES EDITIO

PRESIDENT DONALD J TRUMP
whitehouse.gov
donaldjtrump.com/

>b-but Trump hasnt done anything!
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PREV APPEARANCES/LINKS pastebin.com/ynXV6CHT
DAILY SCHEDULE (WH Press Corps) publicpool.kinja.com/
TrumpTV Weekly Updates: pastebin.com/6HbHjbqF
NEWTRUMP NIGHTLY NEWS pastebin.com/yArfUKdC

NEW APPEARANCES
>Pres Trump/VP Pence @Natl Day of Prayer 5/3/18
youtu.be/hCWVUFGtUrs
>VP Pence swears in Amb to Germ Grennel 5/3/18
youtu.be/F2l_eabATCE
>AG Sessions @Natl Sheriffs Assoc 5/3/18
c-span.org/video/?445016-1/
>DHSSec Nielsen @Natl Sheriffs Assoc 5/3/18
youtu.be/Rf236Ddno5w
>Rudy Giuliani on F&F 5/3/18
youtu.be/5Q6NVbAMkro
>PressSec Sarah on F&F 5/3/18
youtu.be/s0yV5hnDh78
>UNAmb Haley @Manhattan Inst Awards 5/3/18
youtu.be/8EdJsp3hgUw
>PressSec Sarah talks to press outside WH 5/3/18
c-span.org/video/?445022-1/
>WH Press Brief (Sarah) 5/3/18
youtu.be/PFiWJp1U9-0
>Pentagon Press Brief (Dana) 5/3/18
c-span.org/video/?445024-1/
>StateDep Press Brief (Heather) 5/3/18
youtu.be/1n8EDJY89ro
>WH Video: Natl Day of Prayer 5/3/18
youtu.be/hdOVFLbcHT8
>HHSSec Azar on health care policy 5/2/18
c-span.org/video/?444935-1/
>Pres Trump @Natl Teacher of the Year 5/2/18
youtu.be/mwaVnCjWBas
>Pres Trump/VP Swear in SoS Pompeo 5/2/18
youtu.be/HdVD2PB1RH4
>VP Pence swears in US Amb for OAS Trujillo 5/2/18
youtu.be/sSSjqMm3zcs
>Rudy Giuliani on Hannity 5/2/18
youtu.be/66tZuQw_Sr4
>AG Sessions sending Prosecutors/Judges to Border 5/2/18
youtu.be/MeaRYKwDcck
>Pentagon Press Briefing on Navy (SecUSNavy Spencer, USMarine Cmdt Neller, Chief NavOp Richardson) 5/2/18
c-span.org/video/?444970-1/

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armytimes.com/news/your-army/2018/04/25/this-soldier-just-got-authorization-to-wear-a-beard-because-of-his-norse-pagan-faith/
telegraph.co.uk/news/2018/05/03/donald-trump-formally-nominated-nobel-peace-prize-tireless-work/
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DEATH TO TRUMP

MAGA

Can someone explain to me how toxic masculinity became a thing? It just seems so outlandish and weird to fuck with a whole gender

-N
FUCK

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MAGA

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>prescription
>no drugs
delet

i wonder.

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>wake up
>arm completely numb
>can't move it
>lasts for about 30 seconds

>well, lets see what it is
>carpal tunnel
Yeah that makes sense, gg me

A-Are we safe here?

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Sorry it fucked up you guys, not my fault

dont do drugs, worst australia. drugs are bad, mkay?

Nowhere is safe.

You must commit sudoku.

Real Awoo hours also coco hours.

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Can I meme yet?

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having a fiance?
We've been dating for 3 years. Pastor's kid and agrees with me on pretty much anything. biggest bonus
>knows how to cook
her job has been hectic lately though. change of boss and new owners so the time at work has increased

awoo

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he's right

It's fine

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No worries, HomoBro

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Do you want me to keep baking or do you want to take over?

She's screwing someone else.

there was this point like an hour ago when it was like a switch flipped, and all the regulars went to bed. now it's a bunch of people here that don't seem used to Jow Forums and aren't even really talking to each other. is every single person here right now a shill?

forgot to mention
>potential for white babies
>not worth it
I admit I am a bit drunk though

I can’t give a solid answer, but women have been trying to creep their way into power since their inception. Same as any other parasite, really.

no lewds.

and if not, then where is that leaf with my tsunami pepe?

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>Worst australia
>Established before australia

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that thread deletion was just a taste of what's to come
the day of reckoning is nigh, you stupid dogs!

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me in the middle

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Why do you guys automatically call everyone a shill who says anything even remotely negative? Our immigration sucks ass and it's not stopping. If Trump really cared he'd have ordered the Army to build the wall by now.

unlikely. shes always been fiercely loyal

No. I'm real.

Thats how bad it is

Wolfgrill doggo

Will Trump die in prison after his first term is finished or will he die from a heart attack because no one knows has any data on his actual health since all of that was fabricated? Or will Trump die in prison from a heart attack or will Trump die from a heart attack after Ivanka gets sentenced. Jesus, there's so many amazing possibilities!

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>aren't even really talking to each other

Maybe everybody here is just very shy.

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>not wanting a qt trap waifu

exactly, it was so awful they had to start over

Bill Crosby is innocent.

Yeah australia is pretty shit considering they can't even own the babykilling assaultrifle15

>Muslims Recoil at a French Proposal to Change the Quran

theatlantic.com/international/archive/2018/05/france-delete-verses-quran/559550/

>A manifesto published in the French daily Le Parisien on April 21—signed by some 300 prominent intellectuals and politicians, including former President Nicolas Sarkozy and former Prime Minister Manuel Valls—made a shocking demand. Arguing that the Quran incites violence, it insisted that “the verses of the Quran calling for murder and punishment of Jews, Christians, and nonbelievers be struck to obsolescence by religious authorities,” so that “no believer can refer to a sacred text to commit a crime.”

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>IM
>YU
>FUQ
>6

>t. Tariq Nasheed

I've been here for 25 years...

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It's easier for them to just dismiss you because they don't want to face reality.

A soldier just got authorization to wear a beard because of his Norse pagan faith

armytimes.com/news/your-army/2018/04/25/this-soldier-just-got-authorization-to-wear-a-beard-because-of-his-norse-pagan-faith/
When the Army authorized beards for religious soldiers in early 2017, the move was a response to years of requests — and a lawsuit — from Sikh soldiers seeking to both serve and adhere to the tenets of their faith.

But the directive, technically, applied to all religions.

And that includes Norse pagans, also known as heathens, according to an undated memo from the 14th Military Police Brigade at Fort Leonard Wood, Missouri.

“I grant your accommodation, subject to the standards and limitations described below,” commander Col. Curtis Shroeder wrote to a 795th Military Police Battalion soldier, whose name is redacted from a copy of the memo circulating on Facebook.

“In observance of your Heathen; Norse Pagan faith, you may wear a beard, in accordance with Army uniform and grooming standards for soldiers with approved religious accommodations.”

Per the latest version of AR 670-1, beards with approved accommodations must be less than 2 inches long, measured from the bottom of the chin, and cannot be groomed with any petroleum-based products.

While beards are required by religious tenet for practicing Sikhs, the rules are murkier for heathens.

Can we get a few statue of liberties for the southern border. So everyone knows just to come the fuck on in. Diversity is our strength

>t. budget england

Is that the best you've got? that two different posters must be the same ppl bc you don't like what they're saying?

>imagine being so stupid and desperate that you think a porn star will bring down the President

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There was a leaf who was about to deliver me a fresh minted Tsunami Pepe to use against the globalists. I think they black bagged him

telegraph.co.uk/news/2018/05/03/donald-trump-formally-nominated-nobel-peace-prize-tireless-work/

Donald Trump has been formally nominated for a Nobel Peace Prize for the US President's efforts to solve the North Korean nuclear tensions.

A group of 18 of Mr Trump's biggest Republican supporters in the House of Representatives sent a letter to the Norwegian Nobel Committee urging it to consider Mr Trump for next year's award in recognition of "his tireless work to bring peace to our world."

Mr Trump and North Korean leader Kim Jong-un are working out the details of a historic summit that could take place by the end of May or early June.

For Mr Trump's fervent supporters, the looming summit with Kim - all but unimaginable just months ago - is proof that his often-impulsive presidency can break through barriers, change the rules of the diplomatic game, and succeed where his predecessors have failed.

Mr Trump's supporters on Capitol Hill are pushing the idea that he deserves a Nobel, and Mr Trump clearly enjoyed it Saturday when supporters at a Michigan rally began chanting "Nobel" as he talked about North Korea.

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kek, the field niggas can't handle free thinking

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Fucking heathens in our military now. Get the cavalry to sort this out.

you and that guy are both shills talking to each other, and probably the same person

Yes. The Kremlin owes me my rubles.

Can't. They got the Pope and he's now a communist faggot.

>Kanye
>thinking

pick one.

the one thing i'll give him credit for is that he knew what drugs to use

this thread is garbage. it needs to be abandoned. post your best kike merchants

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>Is that the best you've got? that two different posters must be the same ppl bc you don't like what they're saying?
im this guy

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>170396944
>t. nigger

Anyone here know about the 11 point plan?? I’m sure a lot of you have heard of it but I’m sort of new to all of the stuff. Please respond.

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why am I addicted to chocolate milk /ptg/?

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I'm aware. Kind of like they're doing now.

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Pretty much, though he did come very close to naming the jew in that TMZ interview.

oy vey intensifies. btw, this pic is not shooped or altered in any way, its real

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>not mixing in heroin with your apple juice
>chocolate "milk"

no, you're the guy you keep replying to and you can't keep straight which one of you is supposed to pretend to be on our side. kill yourself. also, you're the guy who was shilling against the Rachel Chandler threads.

Whatcha doin', Rabbi?

Shills talking to each other always makes me smile

>reee why am I a shill if I say something negative in a thread dedicated to praising the President and exposing jewish lies
The simple fact you're here at all is by definition proof you're a shill.

That's not carpal tunnel dumb finnposter

It's good.

faggot time is over go away

>thinking rappers have any more than a superficial take on anything political or philosophical
The fact that Kanye calls himself a free thinker is an insult to free thinkers all over the fucking world.

>/ptg/
>Exposing jewish lies
Not even close.

I am a ghost in the fog.

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t. recoiling jew

>carpal tunnel
don't think that's it

Scared he is gonna draw blacks away from your plantation, Schlomo?

But we love our LGBTQ+--&??xers.

today.com/news/schools-britain-replacing-analog-clocks-because-kids-can-t-read-t128287

>British schools are replacing analog clocks because kids can't read them during tests

Christ, censor that el wendigo around here.

>thinking can't take place in the heart

hello grandpa

LOL here we go.

People like to rag on christianity but watching muslims react to this will really be must see tv if this continues forward

>faggot time is over go away
>faggot time is over go away
>faggot time is over go away
>is over

ok this guy is definately a shill
letting all you /ptg/ fags know

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>we love our LGBTQ+

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