/ptg/ PRESIDENT TRUMP GENERAL - RUSSIAN TRUMP EDITION

PRESIDENT DONALD J TRUMP
whitehouse.gov
donaldjtrump.com/

>b-but Trump hasnt done anything!
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PREV APPEARANCES/LINKS pastebin.com/ynXV6CHT
DAILY SCHEDULE (WH Press Corps) publicpool.kinja.com/
TrumpTV Weekly Updates: pastebin.com/6HbHjbqF
NEWTRUMP NIGHTLY NEWS pastebin.com/yArfUKdC

NEW APPEARANCES
>Pres Trump/VP Pence @Natl Day of Prayer 5/3/18
youtu.be/hCWVUFGtUrs
>VP Pence swears in Amb to Germ Grennel 5/3/18
youtu.be/F2l_eabATCE
>AG Sessions @Natl Sheriffs Assoc 5/3/18
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>DHSSec Nielsen @Natl Sheriffs Assoc 5/3/18
youtu.be/Rf236Ddno5w
>Rudy Giuliani on F&F 5/3/18
youtu.be/5Q6NVbAMkro
>PressSec Sarah on F&F 5/3/18
youtu.be/s0yV5hnDh78
>UNAmb Haley @Manhattan Inst Awards 5/3/18
youtu.be/8EdJsp3hgUw
>PressSec Sarah talks to press outside WH 5/3/18
c-span.org/video/?445022-1/
>WH Press Brief (Sarah) 5/3/18
youtu.be/PFiWJp1U9-0
>Pentagon Press Brief (Dana) 5/3/18
c-span.org/video/?445024-1/
>StateDep Press Brief (Heather) 5/3/18
youtu.be/1n8EDJY89ro
>WH Video: Natl Day of Prayer 5/3/18
youtu.be/hdOVFLbcHT8
>HHSSec Azar on health care policy 5/2/18
c-span.org/video/?444935-1/
>Pres Trump @Natl Teacher of the Year 5/2/18
youtu.be/mwaVnCjWBas
>Pres Trump/VP Swear in SoS Pompeo 5/2/18
youtu.be/HdVD2PB1RH4
>VP Pence swears in US Amb for OAS Trujillo 5/2/18
youtu.be/sSSjqMm3zcs
>Rudy Giuliani on Hannity 5/2/18
youtu.be/66tZuQw_Sr4
>AG Sessions sending Prosecutors/Judges to Border 5/2/18
youtu.be/MeaRYKwDcck
>Pentagon Press Briefing on Navy (SecUSNavy Spencer, USMarine Cmdt Neller, Chief NavOp Richardson) 5/2/18
c-span.org/video/?444970-1/

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MAGA!

JOE HITS IT OUT OF THE PARK AGAIN

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We follow the money on the whores Trump banged
Trump is now stumped for sure this time.

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>youtube.com/watch?v=wzrYwiFrP44
the absolute madman

WARNING
Stay on high alert. Anti McCain shills and nigger voters are out in force today

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He should tweet out crime stats for this year. They're pretty fucking terrible hahaha

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We already have a Space Force.

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What does that even mean? It doesn't even make sense!

>Because Jobs in the U.S. are doing so well, Americans receiving NEET-aid is the lowest since 1973. Great!
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So boring
New news when?

Thanks for baking
Thank you as well, Mr. President

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Yeah but the way he said it paved the way forward.
ONTO SPACE

Nocoiner detected haha

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Am i the only one that thought Gulliani was perfectly clear?
Cohen was paid 30k a month to work for Trump, that included taking care of trash like Stormy, thus he ended up getting all his money back over the next few months

>funneled
I hate these fucks

The BRÄIN man is the epitome of male dominance and masculinity.

Let's start by looking at his tumor. His swelling is large. Its domineering size makes his presence known without him even needing to point himself out.

He is bipartisan, as a result of his high levels of patriotism. This gives him the appearance of health and strength.

The BRÄIN man's demeanor is one of a true maverick. He is principled, assertive, and can be explosively conservative. His behaviour strikes fear into the more timid, cowardly members of the GOP

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>space force
>not space marines

Such a missed opportunity

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I was hoping you could tell me, brother
No, I do too. Brainlets, especially the media, annoying the shit outta me

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Good ol' Joe attention whorring. It must be nice being an impotent manchild, making threats based on your handlers powers.

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On second thought maybe they are probably playing dumb on purpose

mcwoo!

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Glimpf is Hitler (again)

There you are, you crazy bastard

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Damn, Megyn Kelly is getting fat, old, and ugly :(

>maybe playing dumb
Don't over think it

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we're posting space music now, lad

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rare joe

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Because it's May the 4th Be With You?

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Ok, I'm joining the game
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You''re welcome kind sir.

>stop having sex with women goy!
They just esculate insanity to the moon these fucking people.

Exposed!

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>Kanye is a Russian spook
He only did it for the keks.

We all prefer our own kind.

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trump *clap emoji* is *clap emoji* literally *clap emoji* hitler *clap emoji*

My god they are really doing it

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powerful

Bill Crosby is innocent.

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Did trump really have sex with stormy while his wife was pregnant with barron? I mean he paid her....

How can we trust him if his wife cant even trust him?

Unfortunately the Air Force already handles the space stuff. So it would be pretty much transitioning that part of the Air Force into a separate branch.

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I'm just talking about the naming, it has to be Space Marines

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Oh, fuck that faggot. If you see that pederast, congratulate him on turning one of the most aspiring and rising countries to North Korea-like impoverised shithole

Hold this thought because it sounds like Gulliani wants to accuse Storny of extortion

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So he did have sex with stormy?

>t. Brainlet

Honestly people like you should just switch to Fox and Shills, they even use justin bieber music to uplift the mood and regularly invite Ben Shapiro!

She's beautiful

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Who cares?

>the Air Force handles
Stop being cute.

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before the murder? very rare

Just build it

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I care because I want to vote on people I can trust

god damn, that's a good shop

Melania for starters

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Which is why it would make most sense to call it the Space Corps.

The Marine Corps is a spin-off of the Navy, vis-à-vis the Air Force should spin-off to the Space Corps.

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i think blinked in that sentence means that he did something joe doesnt like and is currently appeasing literal hitler

He's guilty as sin and everyone knows it.

Well she broke an NDA at the very least. Opportunist whore.

>trusting people
Oh to be young again.

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I know a TRUE Conservative whom you can trust come 2020

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This is a subtle kind of bait.

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Every time I regain a glimmer of hope for mankind shit like this blows it all away again. It is such a shame that humans are so extremely studip.

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I like how you pretend that everyone doesn't know you are retard.

Testing my new meme set...

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>trusting anyone in politics
Don’t think with your feels user, it’s very womanlike.

>implying Melania would give a shit about him screwing some whore ten years ago
Trump has always been a rich playboy, she knew what she was getting into.

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Gullianis articulated position is no it did not happen and that Cohen would have seen her request for money as a cheap way to get rid of a potential problem (blackmail) shes now back on the scene because she realised she could have got more

>Cheeto Reeto Bennito still hasn't been impeached
WHAT THE FUCK MUELLER! You had one fucking job! Entire nation is at stake here! You know what? FUCK the Mueller Train, I am #DrumForTrum now!

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What will be the minimum ASVAB score?

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kewl

>hehe I bet she doesn't care about being humiliated, Donnie porked the whorest of whores when she had an elegant beauty like her. Hell I bet Melania deserved it!

I will niw bestow the curse of adultery upon your familly, may your kind never now a faithful bond

>27 WOMEN ACCUSE CHARLIE ROSE OF SEXUAL HARASSMENT

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If it didn't happen why pay money? Why not tell I didn't happen if she would go to the media and sue her if she continues?

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>Trump wants China to reduce trade deficit by $200B by 2020

>A U.S. official confirmed the authenticity of a document making that and other requests that were presented to China ahead of two days of trade talks that ended Friday. The official spoke on condition of anonymity due to the confidential nature of the talks.

>Earlier, President Donald Trump had said he wanted Beijing to cut the chronic U.S. trade deficit, which Washington says stood at a record $375.2 billion last year, by $100 billion.

>The four-page list from the U.S. side also included demands that China immediately stop providing subsidies to industries listed in a key industrial plan. The list also includes a demand that China end some of its policies related to technology transfers, a key source of tension underlying the dispute.

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