CORBYN RISING: LARGEST INCREASE IN SEATS SINCE 1945

Nice post pajeet, clearly the moral victor
Sorry your buddy Comiebyn didn't make any progress

calm down. stop letting it bother you so much

nice post

Fuck off you Corbyn shill. /leftypol/ is that way.

Sage.

PAKIS EVERYWHERE REJOICE FOR YOUR BROTHERS AND SISTERS WILL BE WELCOMED BY JEREMY AND HIS ISLAMOPHILLIC PARTY WITH OPEN ARMS. THE ANGLO WILL SOON BE DEAD.

Forbritain.uk made some pretty impressive gains. Can't wait to see your general elections.

Let it burn.

read marcus aurelius

>read marcus aurelius
fucking brainlets lol

Did they?
I saw UKIP lost like -103 whatever that means

you telling me you didn't learn anything from him you didn't already know?

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As an outsider, if they GAINED seats doesn't that mean they now have more than before? Labour Party dude? Was there anything more important up for vote?

the tory shills are trying to say that the gains are a loss for corbyn. We are on the mental gymnastics course right now in this thread.

At this point I'm convinced he's objectively better than Theresa May or anyone else in national politics in the UK.

If the jews hate him this much he must be right about something.

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Yes, but they were trying to win constituencies, winning seats is like runners up prize.

In an idea world for Labour, they would have won constituencies across London, but didn't get any. It's supposed to be easy for the opposing political party to make wins against the current standing party. The fact that Labour hasn't means that they are doing worse than they thought, and is a nod towards a greater than immediately observable support among the public for the Tories.

Tldr; Labour not smashing the ball outta the park here means they're going to have a very hard time next general election.

>Muh gains
Labour didn't make any worthwhile gains, they're fucked mate, it was supposed to be easy.

1 day ago it was "make London red", kek

>they're going to have a very hard time next general election.

that's a nice cathartic fanatasy you have there.

the tories want to make drinking straws prescription only. they cant brexit, they aren't trusted.

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Didn't Tories basically win everything except London?

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celebrating tactical victories like that is a bad sign. you should know why by now

>can even win big in by-elections
kek mate, sounds like you and your commie buddies are going to be done come 2022.

Keep posting though, I need a good laugh

I see. But your conservatives seem pretty shit too, I mean I've heard some pretty sick news coming out of the UK.

>Regulating straws
This is California tier. Where the fuck are UK conservatives at?

the straw ban is a conservative idea.

Look at this full court jew press against Corbyn.

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Flaget

Ultimately Cons doing only okay is the winning side atm. UK is very much a two party system atm.

Also, banning plastics including straws isn't retarded. The retarded thing is people pretending it means something, or that paper straws aren't a thing

Tories are conservatives

May is a UK conservative her main policies include jailing people for being anti-Muslim and making fox hunting legal again. Also she is pro-EU

>does badly in jewish areas
>THE JEWS MAN
kek

Wouldn't that be what a jew wants you to think?

Labour "mainstream Jews" are Blairites who want a new Blair they will never be happy with Corbyn the best thing he can do is sideline them.

This is what I mean.

Right, this is also my retarded burger view. Are the pedophile scandals not damaging the current power? Is there not someone to vote for who's just like "Hey, we're gonna arrest pedophiles. We don't like them and think they are bad. We're willing to say that openly to you! We also want laws to apply to everyone equally! Vote for us!"

When we end up in the Gulags I'm going to rape every last one of you.

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Both parties are as bad as each other mate, it just plays out slight differently depending on their narratives. Trying to promote one over the other in that respect is like arguing who is the best Jow Forums admin, when the answer is none.

think of the money that has cost them and wil cost them. all that devoted airtime...

these people hate corbyn.

>think of the money
These are jews you're talking about, or have you forgotten that?

>We predicted they would win every seat so them only winning a lot of them is really a victory for us!

'Perfidious Albion'

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they literally drove around vans accusing him of antisemitism

>only winning a lot of them
Literally none that matter, and even the 47 seats doesn't do them any favours in the commons. Nice try though.

my body is ready

corbyn looking milkier by the day

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Ignore these memeflag commies Jow Forums. Actually go on brit/pol/ and everyone is laughing at how shit Corbyn did and the Labour politicans were stuttering all night at interviews.

They said they'd whipe the floor with the Tories for months who are off the back of a major scandal and yet Labour gained a few irellevant councils and didn't make progress in any places they'd need if they want to win an election. Oppositions always make progress against the elected government.

For comparison last decade the Tories gained 4000+ on Labour when Labour where in government after 8 years. Labour have only gained about 100 on the Tories while the Tories are now in their eighth year of government.

Labour shills are out hard trying to spin this for the commies.

will comrade corbyn holocast the jews?

A literal commie's party gains seats because a weak woman running the conservatives has fucked up. They really need to oust her and bring on the Mogg.

Why are liberals such idiots?
Imagine the neighbours of a building, that have to elect one of them for a year, to be in charge of paperwork.
And that person decides that it is important to kick everyone in the building, and bring instead gypsies, which will get to live there for free with the money of the yet-to-be-kicked people.
The plan soon manifest stupid when Gypsies start stealing and breaking shit, and not only they still follow the plan, but double on it.

>Actually go on brit/pol/

>going into that skinner box willingly

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Labour: 1649 up 55
Conservative: 1085 up 7
Liberal: 389 up 42
Green: 32 up 4
UKIP: 3 down 116
Other: 119 up 8

Congrats to the tories for barely getting more seats than the Greens. UKIP voters are spilling more heavily into Labour than any other party and barely into the Conservatives. No amount of propaganda is going to change that.

Finally a fuckin explanation as wtf going on!

Not when I am Commissar of the camp, you gender-reassigned Nazi fag.

If voting could actually make a difference it would be illegal already

the numbers cannot be denied.

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>oh god im so retarded please help, the post

>be brittish
>be so shit tier that the people see a literal communist as a viable alternative to all this gay cuck shit coming in.

>be american
>be so trash tier that you "best" state literally has cuckoldry as prime fetish choice
Oh I am laughin

REMINDER THAT CORBYN HAS FORCED (((THE GUARDIAN))) TO REVEAL THEMSELVES AS A RIGHTWING NEOCONSERVATIVE NEWSPAPER

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The Guardian, El País, and The Washington Post.
What do they have in common?
That the publish the same lies at the same time, then cite each other as sources.

THIS is being spun as a defeat/disaster for Labour
Really makes you think...

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we have mental gymnastic champions on this island that put the ones in america to shame.

You shit-toothed faggots actually support that Muslim-hugging communist beta male fuck? We need to fucking glass your entire island.

UK needs to be ruled with an iron fist, not a mushy conservative.

THIS was spun as a victory/triumph for Labour

Really makes you think...

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It is a defeat. They won individual seats, they couldn't even pick up constituencies in London. And most of those votes came from UKIP, so the second we get a proper right wing alternative, they'll be gone again.
Add that to the fact that May is the current Prime minister, you can imagine how much worse Labour would be next to a competent leader.

>Muh mental gymnastics
How ironic, user. You're getting a perfect ten for all the Corbyn backspins you're doing in this thread alone.

i want old canada back.

Easy way to settle this. Go to the bookies and set up a bet for the general election outcome. They’ll take it now. Then post your ticket and we’ll see. Put your hard stolen bennies where your mouth is

This, we need a based king to kick these eurocucks out and take back our fucking country

>Remember what they took from us

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lets try to stay on topic: ie. how you're gonna spin this loss, etc.

But I'm not Labour. Only Labour have a loss today to spin.

Venezuela 3.0 when?

Nothing in the script past "BTFO, keep spinning" i take it.

kek, I never bothered to look up corbyn was in trouble for antisemitism

So posturing of winning or losing aside, what do these labour gains actually mean politically?
Will anything change in parliament?

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>barnet somehow uncucking itself

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God doesn't bless communists. He sends them directly to hell. Enjoy.

He is an anti-apartheid, Marxist retard, why would we want him to win?

leftypol has been shilling him every day for the past few months

>believing your own propaganda
>and then arguing against it

disgraceful. at least use a memeflag.

THE HIGH TORIES ARE TAKING OVER!

Could somebody give a dumb burger a rundown? Are Corbyn's commies against the Islamic invasion, or has the war already been won by the goatfuckers, and this is a moot point?

They are the party most open & embracing of it, but it hasn't done them much favours, considering courting the Islam vote couldn't even pick them up a constituency in London.

>socialist swine
>good for anyone

I hope that he wins and that the avocado eating millenial retards will starve to dead.

I see. So what you're saying is that there isn't any good news out of this election if you aren't a commie or a kid toucher.

I still need a rundown if this is even good news for the commies
What powers did they gain?

There isn't much good news out of it for Commies either. It's basically just a confirmation of business as usual.

No need for an erection.
Bin that election.

>Could somebody give a dumb burger a rundown?
look at the news here. then believe the opposite to understand what's what.

1984 is a way of life in the UK.

Isn’t labor practically communist?

That's a forced rhyme, and FPTP elections should be binned.

Labour is currently a combination of 1. young middle class student commies, 2. working class socialists, and 3. neoconservative "New Labour" types. Types 1 and 2 voted Corbyn in. Types 1 and 3 are pro-immigration and EU, while types 2 are anti-immigration and anti-EU.

Corbyn himself would be type 2 but he knows he needs to pander to types 1 to have a chance of staying leader and winning elections.

So Corbyn himself is usually anti-immigration and anti-EU but has half-heartedly adopted a pro-immigration and semi-pro-EU position to keep types 1 and 3 happy.

So, you decide if you like him or hate him. A socialist/communist anti-immigration guy who is LARPing as pro-immigration (but every knows he's larping, even he knows that, but the pro-immigration lot don't mind it so long as his rhetoric is pro-immigration).

They gained almost no power, except over dustbin policy and other local council stuff in a few places. This local election was mainly to be a yardstick for any future general election. In that context the commies did poorly, they didn't win any councils in places where they will need to win MPs come general election time, and their council gains were much smaller than they were shilling it would be.

Councils are your local authority that make sure local services like roads and waste collection run okay, fyi.

>why not adopt a Russian-style Government
We're are heading to a one part state.