British Man Arrested For Wielding Potato Peeler In Public
>A British man was arrested Saturday after he was found walking the streets of Dunfermline, Scotland, with a potato peeler.
>Scott Walker, 39, appeared before the Dunfermline Sheriff Court Monday, where he was charged under Criminal Law Act 1995 for carrying “an article which had a blade or which was sharply pointed, namely a potato peeler,” the Dunfermline Press reported.
>The man faces up to four years in prison for carrying the kitchen utensil in public without good reason.
>“A court will decide if you’ve got a good reason to carry a knife or a weapon if you’re charged with carrying it illegally,” the UK government states on its website.
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British Man Arrested For Wielding Potato Peeler In Public
Oi! Bin that spud skinner you filthy sinner!
It might sound funny to you, but you have no idea how dangerous potato peelers can be. My wives boyfriend was assaulted on the street and his face got peeled slightly. It's no joke
this very serious. someones potatoes could have been seriously peeled.
Within a decade, Britain will prosecute white men who make fists. A court will decide if you've got a good reason to make a fist if you're charged with self-weaponization.
Oi! Serves him well for not carrying his peelah license!
If you told me a decade ago that teaspoons and potato peelers in public will get you in legal trouble in the near future I'd call you an idiot.
Oi! Dull the point of that lead a bit, guv. You’ve no need to be carrying a pencil that sharp.
>Save a life, bin that knife!
>Don't be a sinner, bin that skinner!
>Don't be a dork, bin that fork!
>Don't be a loon, bin that spoon!
>You'll grow spots, unless you bin those thoughts!
>Give up your ass, but Mohammed gets a pass!
Avoid the slammer, bin that hammer
How many years in prison for pic related?
At 4 years per blade, at least 668. That's just for the two visible sides.
Can this show still be made in 2018?
The fall of the Anglo-sphere is like watching a tragic comedy
some people just really hate the irish don't they?
i'm glad police prevented this potato peeler mass murdering
underrated
>My wifes boyfriend
Baity cuck
are finger nails legal in bongistan?
And these have been found on people in public? Context matters.
>be Anglo
>Be chef assistant
>Finally get your life in order, have job, have girlfriend, about to put down deposit on your new home with girlfriend
>bring potato peeler to work
>get arrested and put in jail for 4 years
Try stabbing a rat with a potato peeler
They’re quite sharp
This is the future screen cap this
>*lifts spork*
>gets arrested
Fuck BRITS AND FUCK THE UK.
If you would have told me that mexicans can raise their puke flag our on soil without anyone caring I would not believe you.