The oldest profession in the world is not prostitution

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I farted.

Wrong, there are many ways to survive (scavenging, fishing, being a vegefag etc). If the guy specialised in one, that can legitimately be considered a profession.

Also women were owned by men at this point in time, so it would have been centuries before they got enough freedom to start becoming actual whores

Gathering came before hunting

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Oldest profession: prostitution
Second oldest: must be pimping.

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This 100%. Hunting was likely done far far less than people would like to fantasize.

Why would you assume the powerless female would get paid instead of her dad/brothers/tribal chief?

+ are you saying that guys who were good at making weapons or at making houses, or at making clothes, shoes, medicine, etc., would not get paid for their profession?

Who were they hunting for, stupid?

probably not the case but nice try. The need for food predates need for pleasure and sex. Until the race at some point began associating pleasure and sex. Hunting also won favor of the females so therefore you had to hunt before you had anything to pay with. Therefore hunting is the oldest profession. Checkmate faggot.

Nobody said hunting specialist, it was implied anyone hunting was in a hunting profession, which is wrong.

Yes, hunting, gathering, fishing, even stealing are all means of getting by that do not require you to engage in transaction with others. Survival, not profession.

nailed it

Hunting enough to survive is survival. Creating a surplus of food to support another would transition you from survival to professional

>Opening your legs so a hunter will share is survival

ftfy, but once survival needs are met, and she begins to accumulate food and furs then it's a career!

>Knowing animal tracks and migratory patterns as well as how to dress the game isn't a professional

>Lying down and spreading your legs is

kys you jewed fuck

Anyone who believes that hookers have a profession is jewed

You got food

Your family as well as the tribe ate

What do hookers do that makes it a profession?

their own empty fucking stomachs first and foremost.

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Their tribe/family

Dumb jewed fuck

wasn't a profession originally because you weren't getting paid

Primates are not primarily hunters, more like living by rivers and eating fruits veggies and such.

Wrong. Hunting was subsistence during the timeframe you are talking about. You seem cranky. Dog not putting out?

>he thinks that only currency can act as payment...

No

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All a ancient person needed to live was to drink river water and find something within like 2 months to eat

Goods and services have a value that can be transfered to currency.

or exchanged for other goods and services... "I'll walk your dog, and you can repay me by cutting my lawn."

If tge value is not transfered to currency it still has a value.

>clothes, medicine, tools

Oldest, you retard. Before any of those existed beyond the individual. Do monkeys make clothes? No they do not. Do female monkeys give sex for food/protection? Yes, they do. fucking retarded underage banned.

Both of them are good in my books.

Also, I thought some monkeys practiced prostitution?

This.

>A study conducted by the Max Planck Institute for Evolutionary Anthropology in Leipzig, Germany, and published online in the Public Library of Science, attempted to support the meat-for-sex behaviour hypothesis, according to which, in early human societies the best male hunters had the maximum number of sexual partners. Unable to study early humans, researchers studied chimpanzees. Researchers observed chimpanzees in the Taï National Park and concluded that a form of prostitution exists among the chimpanzees in which females offer sex to males in exchange for meat. According to Cristina Gomes of the Institute, the study "strongly suggests that wild chimpanzees exchange meat for sex, and do so on a long-term basis". The data reveals that chimps enter into communities of hunting and sharing meat with each other over long periods of time and females within the meat-sharing community tend to copulate with males of their own meat-sharing community. Direct exchange of meat for sex has not been observed

This picture is way hotter if you imagine Miley having a feminine penis.

Every women is a prostitute, by definition.

If you are by river you can never starve, you have 40 days to find something to eat.

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Prostitution is simply sex for resources.
Female sexuality is based entirely around this.
As long as sex has existed there have been prostitutes based upon this dynamic.
The question becomes which came first, eating meat or sex.
The answer is sex.
Therefore, prostitution is the oldest profession.

her body just screams POZZED

you get paid to hunt?

the oldest profession in the world weeabo neet who fucked his own sister. Congrats guys you are a part of the oldest profession in the world, degenerate weeabo neets

>paying prostitutes back then

Shiggy my diggy dawg

Does she have padded shoulders or just well developed muscles ?

That hunter was only hunting for meat to pay his prostitute with.

>Gathering came before hunting
Not if you take evolution into account. The whole idea of "first profession" only makes sense if you think like a cartoon creationist where cavemen magically plopped out of nowhere fully formed.

>you get paid to hunt?
Yeah, I just got a job hunting incels, they pay per incel I catch, they make the pelts into designer handbags, you're not one by any chance are you ?

>hunter
not gatherer

Gathering took place before hunting. It takes skill to chase something down. it doesnt take skill to pick up something right in front of you.

And yes, right after someone gathered food, there was someone willing to trade sex for it.

>chipping the spear head a certain way to get a razor sharp point

>lashing it to a suitable stick

>knowing animal tracks and habits

>knowing migratory patterns

>being in condition to take down a mammoth with close buddies

>cleaning dead mammoth

According to the jewed autists of Jow Forums this is not a profession

>getting smashed by Grog the Mighty and his boys for some meat

According to Jow Forums getting smashed by Grog the Mighty is...

The truth is that GROG THE MIGHTY IS A PROFESSION

You niggers are cucked hard

>pic related shows others who think that prostitution is the world's oldest profession as well

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>Thinks that whores were paid in a pre-currency tribal society

Can hardly wait until Miley is sad and alone on stage crying for someone in the audience to fuck her, like Madonna.

Like what?

Why would they pay?

What was the incentive for paying some whore back then?

So taking a shit outside is a profession too Pajeet?

According to Jow Forums chimps have "professions"

>If you are by river you can never starve
You forgot about winter.

its the same as it was back then.....
you are willing to trade something you have a surplus of for something you have a deficit in.

Why would Grog the Mighty and his crew pay some bitch?

Prostitution is a BEHAVIOUR not a job

You get food and respect from the tribe who you just fed

>Do female monkeys give sex for food/protection? Yes, they do. fucking retarded underage banned.
Do monkey males surrender the meat they hunt to dominant stronger males in exchange for protection from the stronger male and acceptance in the group?
Yes they do.
Hunting > Prostitution

OP BTFO forever and is a faggot as well

Why would Grog the Mighty pay some slut?

this is actually a really interesting concept and while it might have been more accurate in past time, prostitutes today are not doing so for "survival" purposes. They are doing it in place of a traditional job or to augment income from a traditional job. I have yet to meet a hooker who is trading a fuck for the meal that prevents her from starving. Maybe im just lucky

>they(women) were given to exchange the sex for food
fixed

>implying sex wasn't just taken by Grog the Mighty

Grog doesn't pay you fucking beta Grog takes

Most are doing it to feed drug habits

This isnt a profession it's a behaviour

you are right. I dont think they had "consent" back then

Cavechad takes what he wants

plenty of people work normal jobs to support their drug habits.

What about winter?
You dont die from winter

Even Grog the mighty cannot take on 15 angered fathers and husbands.

Good luck finding food and water in winter fag

Exactly so who would prostitution work back then?

The truth is, it didn't

You have been lied to deliberately. The meme that prostitution is the world's oldest profession was designed to undermine women, legitimizing cam whores and porn among other degenerate behaviours

More proof that prostitution is a behaviour and not a "profession"

noone said prostitution was the oldest profession you dumb leaf. it‘s the oldest business

>Implying these bitches knew who their fathers were

It's not even that

Tfw gedmatch tells me I am Med farmer and fucking baltic hunter gatherer.

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I'm declaring victory

All you cucks that think doing shit that monkeys do is a profession go take a long hard look in the mirror and end you pathetic existence

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your attempt to oversimplify everything makes it difficult to have a discussion with you.

Like you said, prostitution didnt exist in the time of grog, so obviously that time period is now irrelevant for the purposes of this discussion. We have to instead look at when the concept of "consent" and "rape" came in to being. Then, we have to look at the circumstances surrounding prostitution at that time. Then we have to compare and contrast that to modern day prostitution. Drugs didnt really exist in the Feudal times but there were whores. Those whores worked at brothels. Is this not a profession?

Perhaps, at some points in time, its been both and depending on the hooker you look at, can be for either or.

hunting is not a profession, it's survival

trading food someone else hunted for sex is a profession

parent recognition is strong even in primates

ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC3075607/

Visual Kin Recognition in Nonhuman Primates: (Pan troglodytes and Macaca mulatta): Inbreeding Avoidance or Male Distinctiveness?

A previous study in chimpanzees reported greater similarity between the faces of mothers and sons compared with mothers and daughters, or unrelated individuals. This was interpreted as an inbreeding avoidance mechanism where females, the dispersing gender, should avoid mating with any male that resembles their mother. Alternatively, male faces may be more distinctive than female faces, biasing attention toward males. To test these hypotheses, chimpanzees and rhesus monkeys matched conspecifics’ faces of unfamiliar mothers and fathers with their sons and daughters. Results showed no evidence of male distinctiveness, rather a cross-gender effect was found: chimpanzees were better matching moms with sons and fathers with daughters. Rhesus monkeys, however, showed an overwhelming bias toward male-distinctiveness. They were faster to learn male faces, performed better on father– offspring and parent–son trials, and were best matching fathers with sons. This suggests that for the rhesus monkey, inbreeding avoidance involves something other than facial phenotypic matching but that among chimpanzees, the visual recognition of facial similarities may play an important role.

>respect
>tribe

Jesus Christ hunters really are emotional romantic faggots. Zero exceptions.

Jesus I'm on the 4th day of nofap, you almost broke me motherfucker, fuck you.

Monkeys hunt too you fool.
The first profession is likely hired muscle

Shit I'm too lazy to find the article, but there was a study done on altruism in chimpanzees. There found a statistically significant correlations between the rate at which male chimps gave away bananas to women and the amount of sex those individuals took part in... That said, I use the word correlation intentionally since the reason might be that desirable chimps simply had more bananas to give away (been awhile since I read the article).

why do you always post pictures of yourself?

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I wish I could hide post by flag..

So they craft spears and archery implements as well?

you make a good counter point to
If there werent concepts like "consent" or "agreement" then there certainly werent concepts like "respect". That level of thought is beyond the scope of the time period in question. If the argument is that they understood the concept of "respect" then someone will have to explain why they didnt understand similar concepts

Says the kekfag

OP unironically btfo.

fpbp

Respect is found amoung animals and always belonged to human social groups.

Fuckin nailed it

The idea of a profession is an exchange of goods and services but the concept of a hunter is originally for providing for yourself.