HOW DARE YOU EAT FOOD!
BOOGGGNNNAALLDDD!!!
Asher Peterson
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Wyatt Watson
LOOK FOLKS!
HE'S DRINKING!
Zachary Jackson
WE DON'T PAY YOU TO DRINK WATER, GLUMPH!
Tyler Taylor
WOW!
Camden Davis
>2 slices
Colton Roberts
TWO
Leo Richardson
IMPEACH HIM NOW!
Carter Evans
Is this fake news? Trumps eating meat on a stick in photo... but the words say rice and pie?
Eli Gomez
HOW DARE YOU DRUMPFALOOMPA
HE HAS THE CODES TO THE NUCLEAR FOOTBAL NOW
Levi Walker
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LOOK AT THIS TRUMPLESTILTSKIN!
Aaron Price
Not one slice, BUT TWO?!
BLOOOOONALLLLLD!
Justin Watson
if you don't like cherry pie, you're a fag
Benjamin Ross
CAN'T WE JUST DRONE THIS GUY?
Matthew Jones
Nolan Watson
TWO?
T....t.....no.....i-it cant be.....ff....
fffffFFFF.....FUCJIING TWO.
TWO SLICES?
IMPEACH! NOW! IM NOT FUCKING ASKING ANYMORE JUST DO IT. NOW
Xavier White
>literally just rice and dessert
Has Trump been CHINKED?
Sebastian Green
Ryder Long
Russia collusion? No...
China collusion? Yes
Donardo Trumpo
Jonathan Allen
They are just pissed he isn't eating babies like the rest of DC.
Blake Collins
slices
Jaxson Morgan
IMPEACH WHEN?
Joshua Murphy
TWO SLICES?!?!??
Cameron Nguyen
Twelve 12-ounce cans of Diet Coke a day. Literally over a gallon of Diet Coke every 24 hours. Defend this, Jow Forums.
Jose Roberts
gee bill why does your mom give you TWO slices of cherry pie
Jace Foster
I've never seen a thin person drinking diet coke.
Grayson Hall
>cherry pie and sugar drinks are food
Isaac Collins
Golden.
10/10 thrad
OP is mostly not a fag for once
Henry Kelly
This is even his full power level
Xavier Thompson
>shit gets full on ponysex Alt Right
Im out
Mason Young
TWO TERMS
TWO SCOOPS
TWO SLICES
Camden Gray
Shoop vanka in derrrr
Xavier Baker
No wonder he can’t remember his campaign promises
Leo Sanchez
I wonder if his Macs ever get "the treatment"
Anthony Perry
>TWO SLICES
Grayson Gomez
>TWO SLIIIIIIIICES!!!!!!
Grayson Williams
TWO BIG MACS
TWO FILETS-OF-FISH
Mason Flores
Is it possible to chemically remove traumatic memories by drinking massive amounts of Diet Coke? Is this why only fat people drink it and Chad has never even tried it?
Sebastian Kelly
>likes rice
REEEE CULTURAL APPROPRIATION
IMPEACH!!!
Isaac Moore
Diet Coke has no sugar.
Jacob Murphy
Wait. Wait wait wait. I thought all this was a joke. A meme. Something we made fun of here.
YOU'RE TELLING ME FUCKING LIBERALS ARE ACTUALLY HUNG UP ON THIS SHIT?
Jesus fucking Christ.
Jackson Bennett
Two scoops, two bigmacs, two slices, two terms.
KEK WILLS IT!
Luis Bennett
Can't wait for the colbert memes when he is reelected.
Carter Perry
no, that's Coke Zero
Diet just has less
Isaiah Miller
where do you think it started, fren?
Gavin Rogers
Dylan Collins
TWO SLICES?
Asher Nelson
NOT AGAIN NO TWO ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME
LIKE OMG HOW CAN THIS HAPPEN AGAIN?
I CANT GET TO MY SAFE PLACE IN TIME AHHHHHHHHH
IT WAS HER TIME
IT WAS HER TIME
IT WAS HER TIME AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Jeremiah Jenkins
Cherry Pie and aspartame water
Brody Powell
Dude'll have an aneurysm right on tv. Bright red, contorted face, screaming TWO repeatedly. Even if I was a leftist subhuman, id vote trump just for the lulz.
Nicholas Jackson
HOW MANY FUCKING SLICES?
Levi Garcia
good god, the amount of sugar/carbs
IMPEACH
Logan Wood
can Alt Right count the calories or do you suck as bad at math as you do at history, science, art, etc?
Owen Reyes
rice tastes great and cherry pie is great taste too.
he needs to watch his weight but also doesn't shun delicious desserts that's not to unhealthy like cherry pie.
what a based man.
Aaron Price
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Brandon Phillips
Trump's diet seems pretty legit considering how healthy he is for an old man. Remember he sleeps only 4-5 hours per night. I did that for a while in college and it's amazing how many more calories you can eat.
Ryder Brooks
trump slams that snatch with his giant fucking cock thrice weekly
Ryder Morales
based
fellow rice cooker
Sebastian Powell
I eat 6,000 calories per day, but maintain my 6'2" 187 weight because I am a producer, not a leach. Liberals have to diet because they are LAZY.
Ayden Powell
>JUST IN
>TRUMP ordered two number 9s, a number 9 large, a number 6 with extra dip, a number 7, two number 45s, one with cheese, and a large soda
>He can't keep getting away with that !!1!
Ayden Gomez
screenshot your gut, blubber boi
Kayden Lopez
fuck i drink that in vodka in like 3 days dont really eat more then 1500cals a day what kinda foods you eat?
Jaxon Lee
Fruit pies are the least unhealthy deserts, really. Loads of antioxidants. Not to much refined sugars.
Only the crust could really be considered 'bad' for you. And that's only because of a Crisco fad introducing trans fats into everything.
It's sad pies fell out of favor really. They blow most deserts out of the fucking water.
Zachary Rogers
He raw dogs prossies so often I doubt she gives it up. They have separate beds but also she stays in another state from him.
Austin Parker
lol. I work in The Arctic 12 hours day 7 days a week 7 months out of the year. I have to eat 6,000 calories a day just to stay alive. I'm a buff Bastard.
Dominic Foster
cute larp
Aiden Lee
That’s pretty fucking based. Sure he was just sending a message with this one. Gloabalist parasite cucks are scratching their head in confusion as to why he couldn’t just keep it equal.
Nicholas Stewart
user, that is not Crisco introducing "Trans fats" in to everything, it's the Jews.
Andrew Hughes
He must consume doubles daily to maintain his power!
Connor Ramirez
Do people actually give a shit about this?
Kayden Rodriguez
GLOOOOOOMMMPGFFFFFFF
Dylan Evans
tfw non-americans will never experience burger bedtime
Isaac Phillips
Only circumcised freaks drink non diet coke. Literally tastes like 15 cubes of sugar. So much sugar you can't even taste the flavour or the bubbles.
Chase Roberts
2 Scoops
2 Slices
2 Sips
2 Terms
And that's not even half of it. The doubles will keep rolling.
Luke Thompson
>get overfilled water
>bunch of electrical shit underneath you
>have to be careful, use two hands
>get attacked by unhinged leftists and dems
>they wonder why theyre losing
Hitler drank water once...true story!