>worst law degree in the country
>long history of consorting with fraudsters and making them his clients
>history of dealing with Russian mobsters
Why choose this guy to be executive VP of Trump Organization and make him your “personal attorney and fix-it guy”?
Why choose this guy?
Ethan Parker
Brody Thompson
Because you need to be a bit dirty before anyone can trust you in this game.
Carson Allen
wow Trump is definitely fucked now. This is huge.
Alexander Adams
You still have to pass the bar exam.
Jayden Carter
Yale?
Adam Ramirez
Lawfag here. Your school matters less than what you did after graduation, tbqh. That being said, the firms he's listed as having worked at on Wikipedia all appear to be shit to me. It looks like he was probably hired because, back in 2006, he seems to have met Trump through his NYC business ventures. It also looks like he was basically more of a businessman than a lawyer historically, which is not necessarily a bad thing for an in-house counsel (which he was, for the Trump Organization, for quite awhile).
If all of the above is true, that doesn't necessarily mean he's a bad in-house counsel. In-house roles involve advising the business on shit, and a lot of it is just pointing out issues and farming them out ("have you done an environmental assessment? no? would you like to me to recommend a guy?"). As long as he's not a complete retard he's probably doing a decent job, he would likely just be hiring outside boutique or national firms for litigation work and shit like that.
Noah Kelly
just when you think the headlines can't get any more desperate
Parker Sanchez
Because when you are a swamp monster yourself, you end up associating with other swamp monsters.
Dylan Hill
>This obvious elitism
When you think liberals can't get any more hypocrital.
Thomas Phillips
Where did you go to law school, user?
Aaron Gomez
Canada, not going to identify the school because leftists like to dox people. I went to one of the better schools (by Canadian standards), and have a good job, so I assure you I'm not just salty. The main problem with going to a trash school is that it's hard to get a good job right after school. But, if you do, then you're probably fine. Law school teaches you almost nothing useful when it comes to actually practicing law, lel. I would trust a UCLA grad who's worked in some specific field for 3 years over a Harvard grad who's never had a job, assuming I had to pick one or the other to assist with a file.
Grayson Kelly
wait until you find out that Trump was selling houses to Hussein.
Luis Bell
For the record, every attorney in the country has to pass the bar exam in order to practice law, so it really doesn’t matter if you went to the best school or the worst school - if you don’t pass the test, you don’t practice law.
William Sanchez
>>worst law degree in the country
>>long history of consorting with fraudsters and making them his clients
>>history of dealing with mobsters
David Allen
He was chosen to protect Trump from the Chosen. It worked so long as Trump didn't really threatened their power. But now the old Jewshield isn't enough.
Connor Baker
What type of law do you practice?
Elijah Roberts
>lawyer to the president of a global empire
I'd call that the best law school.
Owen Kelly
Something corporate and litigation-related. I don't see why that matters desu. A family or crim guy could tell you the same thing.
Charles Phillips
>Why choose this guy?
nationally, 77% percent of 2017 law school graduates passed the bar on their first try.
Ethan James
>nationally, 77% percent of 2017 law school graduates passed the bar on their first try.
michael cohen - passed on his first try
James Bennett
Why would a conman work with a mobsters lawyer?
Really activates my almonds
Blake Perez
>has huge high profile clients like Donald Trump and Sean Hannity, likely makes millions of dollars per year
>B-BUT HE WENT TO A WORSE SCHOOL THAN ME, I'M THE BETTER LAWYER AND HE KNOWS NOTHING REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>EVERYONE LAUGHS AT COHEN THE MILLIONAIRE LAWYER WITH HIGH PROFILE CLIENTS HAHAHA SUCH A LOSER
this is pathetic
Landon Evans
The place in which you study knowledge doesn't change knowledge. Newton's laws and American laws don't variate between institutions. Stop "thinking" like a normie/liberal/women. Question intellectual authority, obey moral authority
Parker Young
Cohen is not the only idiot Trump hired.
Wyatt Cox
> implying you learn anything in school
Alexander Brown
UCLA grad here
Forever stuck in mid level Deloitte ranks. Should have worked harder to make it to Harvard.