Ah yes, the "running past your own public defecation at 6AM" fetish. Classic
David Morales
im going to his court appearance next week what should i yell before getting kicked out
Adam Wright
I've never even heard of your country. Sounds muzzie much; why arnt you in Britan yet?
Ryder Allen
POO IN SCHOOL
Luis Cooper
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Juan Roberts
>That image. That face doesn't look apologetic at all. I think that he might have wanted to be caught.
Dominic Price
had a giggle
Henry Martin
you wont get kicked out, youll get arrested.
Owen Wood
>hey whatcha doing supernintendo?
Xavier Jackson
protip: enjoy your next ban, hopefully you'll have learned your lesson.
Juan Harris
Bring Metamucil
Matthew Price
You know he is on paid leave right? It is not even a joke these days for administration to get away with shit. Fun note: They are not a part of teachers unions.
Dominic Ramirez
>PoX logic 50 billion Indians do it, silence, one white person does it, hur dur muh wypipo !!!
Jaxson Harris
You think that ANYONE wants to shit in a public school bathroom?
Nuff Said
Jaxon Reed
This is weird. I just remembered there was another recent story like this in the states. It was a woman jogger I think.
Matthew Rodriguez
They clean them after hours, he was pooping on the track/field at 5:30 am. Bathrooms were shiny and clean. She got caught, blamed brain damage, stopped poopin.
Anthony Garcia
>>>evacuate bowels
>>>evacuate (one's) bowels >>>To defecate. Hang on, I've got to evacuate my bowels before we leave the house.
>>>See also: bowel, evacuate
Evan Watson
DESIGNATED
Levi Garcia
good point. i had to shit on the hike and bike trail yesterday. the toilet had no seat, it was one of those solid alumnimum units like in jail. the floor was wet. the bottoms of my shorts got wet and pissy from the floor. it sucked so bad.
When you eat a meal, the food moves through your gastrointestinal tract via a wave-like movement known as peristalsis Another type of movement, segmentation, occurs mostly in your large and small intestines and is thought to facilitate absorption of nutrients; how segmentation works has remained a mystery It had been theorized that alternate excitation and inhibition from the enteric nervous system was responsible for segmentation New research suggests segmentation involves both nerves and muscles working together to generate a rhythmic movement that facilitates nutrient absorption You can gain clues about your overall health by noting characteristics such as shape, color, consistency, frequency, and smell of your bowel movements
According to this medical journal its naturally occurring reaction
Therefore Evacuation Is Needed Daily
Aiden Evans
The journal continues......
How You Poop: Secrets Revealed
When you eat a meal, the food moves through your intestine by peristalsis. During this movement, your muscles contract and relax, allowing food and liquids to be mixed together and move through your digestive tract. Peristalsis acts much like ocean waves, and helps move fecal matter through your digestive tract for elimination.
Another type of movement, segmentation, occurs mostly in your large and small intestines and is thought to facilitate absorption of nutrients. How segmentation works has remained a mystery, but it had been theorized that alternate excitation and inhibition from the enteric nervous system was responsible. The new study revealed this is not the case and segmentation may occur "after total nerve blockade."
Instead, researchers found segmentation patterns emerge when two sets of "pacemakers" work together to create a rhythm. The process involves both nerves and muscles working together to generate a rhythmic movement that allows for nutrient absorption.1 The study's lead researcher compared it to the movements generated when you drop a stone in water:2
"It's like when a stone is dropped in water, it creates waves or motion that pushes things along, but when a second stone is dropped in the water, the movement changes to up and down, appearing to stay in the same place."
No one wants to teach shitty kids, parents dont teach them shit about respect or rules. So good teachers say "fuck that" and go private schools. All while public schools need to fill ranks and hire questionable molesters, old people who stop giving a shit and these blobs who have no real life skills.
In the other article it said Evacuating His Bowels
"Your honor there is a clear difference in this case as Evacuating His Bowels could also mean that he was trying to Gas the Students" .... "I move my bowels to clarify the difference between Defecation and Bowel Evacuation"
He’s an Indian spy who has infiltrated our school system
Landon Evans
NJ Democrat Shots Up School
Brandon Lewis
Eminem got old as fuck.
Isaac Murphy
a lot of over the counter supplements make you shit like a maniac. it's probably some weight loss or energy shit
Jaxon Gomez
I will do to Merkel's grave what he did to the schoolyard. I will dedicate the rest of my life to shitting on her grave as soon as she is dead.
Jaxon Bell
In his defense, this was in New Jersey
Joshua James
To be honest, I always have to shit when I go for a run. Nature shits are always awkward so I get really mad if there's no toilets nearby or anywhere with a toilet that's open.
Samuel Jones
>American education Stop writing their memes for them faggot
Brayden Ramirez
The Simpsons really has totally lost it.
Xavier Flores
How does that happen?
Brody Thomas
say whatever you want about the amerimutt meme, at least it got them to start policing themselves
