HAWAII HAPPENING!

How the fuck is Obama btfo? Is this volcano in Kenya?

Hope the judge that kept fucking over Trump’s travel ban gets BTFO!

there's more than one island, this is only happening on the island of Hawaii. if you wanted to go to Hawaii Volcanoes National Park you're probably shit out of luck, but otherwise you should be fine.

Fuck, a volcano just flew over my house.

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Hardly getting fucked, though that development is built in the equivalent of a New Orleans flood plain.

It was going to get lava'd, inevitably. This isn't an explosive eruption, just a lot of bubble-and-flow, like Pele with a case of the runs.

what about in July?

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>9th circuit judge rules any & all volcanic activity to be illegal
The curse is REAL

No fly zone.. Can't fly in drones.. Hmmmmmmmm.

The other islands are downwind. Enjoy breathing ash and poisonous gasses all vacation you stupid howlee

If the numbers align, Hawaii slides into the Pacific.

HAWAII IS IT HAPPENING?

Q predicted this

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Is it one of those times when at the 10th thread edition of hype building we realize it's a nothingburger because it happens every x months?

Q predicted this would be predicted

>I am going to hawaii in june.
Fuck off were full.

>Living on an active volcano in the middle of the ocean
WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE!?

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of niggers

50 min ago another 5.4 quake hit there

lol oh shittttt. I hope its chill to go to in July. I have been looking forward to summer

rookie number

No hardly much african americans. We have too many chinks though asians need to get the fuck out same for whites.

nigger

Live on volcano island. Act surprised when volcano does volcano stuff.

Is this where Zuckerberg has his private Hawaiian Jew paradise?

Obama-linked Hawaiian judge orders the volcano to cease and desist frying the fuck out of him.

oh my fucking god

Ban Assault Volcanos now

Did they burn cell phones?

Fucking raycis volcanos always attacking da minorities n shit

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Please God, cleanse Hawaii of its 75% shitskin population.

Only a hero can save Hawaii

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#blacklavasmatter

sad to hear mini me killed himself last month :(

I know that there are more islands, bruh. I'm flying to kauai. Surely if one islands goes to shit the others will be affected too and be it only refugees fleeing volcano island.
I wont be staying you dumbass. Also, how feral are island niggers like you?
>also:
>checked

does anyone remember that guy from hawaii who fucked his sister because of a false nuclear alarm?

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trump curse

6.0 quake 4 minutes ago

Volcanic soil is very good for crops. But lava isnt

I'd kill myself too if I was only known for acting as a smaller, more autistic version of Dr.Evil and having a dialogue consisting of incoherent screaming.

This , it is an oozing shield volcano not some cone ready to plow the top off.

>being this feeble-minded

← and this one too

Hilo user here. Comfy. Anyone else big island here?

Spare me,bitch boy. Your pasty ass came to us, not vice versa. So fuck off, Todd we're full.

>Lava literally melting homes
>I-It's not happening!!
No fun police get out

>God is preparing to smite California.
Do it, I don't give a shit anymore.

Better not evacuate Hawaii then. You have a duty to go down with the ship, shitskin. We don't want your shitskin ass coming to us, so fuck off and die.

Islanders like you are asians you fucking mongrel

Q predicted that a prediction about a prediction would be predicted.

I wonder if they are going for round 2 now?

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Yet women loved him and he was worth millions. Dude had an amazing life that most of us would kill for and he threw it all away.

>women loved him
he just couldn't physically love them back 0l0l00l0ll0

world-earthquakes.com/

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wtf is this thumbnail

6.9, now that's a starting point

The numbers have aligned, I repeat, the numbers have aligned

This might get interesting.

Please don't bring that shit into this thread.

Because this thread is about jews

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>6.9 Earthquake

Ok guys, as a expert in Earthquakes, you should worry.

Don't you guys start worrying at 9.0?

Exactly, but the diference here is that Hawaii isn't in a tetonic boundary, so maybe is a call because inside of the Kilauea's caldera is starting to implode, you can see how this is possible if you remember what happened in Krakatoa.

Maximum happening!

>Krakatoa
Oh fuck

Been there. Lava flows destroy everything in their paths, but all of the nitrogen and carbon in the soil makes it ideal for plants to explode.

If a Earthquake reach the 7.5 or beyond, you can say good bye to Kilauea's Island, because the entire island is the volcano.

And at that point goodbye to a few coastlines in the Pacific i guess

What the fuck does a 6.9 even mean

it's fucking nothing, as usual

I huge tsunami would reach everything in 360°, i live in the coast, so maybe i will have to also evacuate even if i'm in a high place (20~23 meters above the Sea Level).

If you watch the map of the island, the entire West Coast of America will recieve the 65~70% of the energy produced by the implosion, meaning that Cucklifornia is doomed.

ACTION IS COMING

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6,9 is almost a mayor event in sismology, up to 7 is a pretty serious earthquake (Well, for Chile, the rest of the world above of 5 is already serious shit).

I just get a 5,6 a few hours ago, and getting 7 or even 8 are things of every year or decade (I lived a 8.8 and a 8.3)

Geologist here. Hawaii is fine in the long term. Volcanoes erupt from time to time. Hawaii itself was created by lava from one erupion stacking on the basalt of another. This is akin to a forest fire in California.

I'm oddly ok with seattle, LA, sanfran, etc, all being gone.

Remember that Hawaii is on a hot spot that get his magma from the inner mant, so maybe this aggressive eruption could mean the end of that source of lava.

>Trump keeps ALMOST dropping the hammer on the deep state
>Deep State keeps flinching and activating one of their contingency plans prematurely
>Trump and Co. dismantle that contingency
>repeat

island niggers

or should i call them sea Mexicans

the lord has spoken we must nuke yellowstone now

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I'm visiting in 2 weeks

Will it be alright and pretty and open 4 me when I arrive? uwu

Earthquakes and volcanic activity will trigger a massive landslide by pouring millions of tons of rocks into the ocean. Then a gigantic tsunami will obliterate the west coast of the US and hawaii islands will dissapear from the map. Check em.

Wait.. so California isn't gonna burn to the ground either? You're no fun.

>still thinks hawaii is one island

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>tfw this will trigger the Big One and the Yellowstone eruption
its coming lads

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There were two judges. And one of them is acting lt. Governor now.

When i got the ballistic missile alert, i had a sigh and a cigarette. Because we deserve it.

PELE IS PISSED

WE NEED A VIRGIN SACRIFICE TO THE GREAT TIKI

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>thinking volcanic events only affect one island
No, son, I want all of them to be engulfed.

> Lava just erupted out of my toilet.
Oh Shit!

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Meme magic. Commifornia is next.

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