This is how you deal with police pigs

youtu.be/rKRVqGPpuoI?t=3m50s
Sounds like a good way to get your ass kicked.

I WAS TRAVELING NOT DRIVING

For a traffic stop it's obvious you're being detained, keep hands on steering wheel and follow the officers instructions. You're on roads paid for by taxes, you can drive however you like on your own roads. >b...b..but muh evil government.
Grow up.

Been driving for many years and pulled over dozens of times...
>Do you know why I pulled you over?
And never have I had a cop offer me control of the dialogue.

He literally starts Reeing.

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I be nice to them because they are just working idiots like the rest of us and are lazy as sin. So the easier you make it for them to do nothing the more likely it will happen.

>get pulled over for speeding
>tell officer I was in a shit mood and running late
>guy understood completely and let me off with a warning since I have a completely clean record
WOW SO HARD

WTF I love wreckless endangerment now

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Hey whatever happened with the door kickers that got exploded in CT a few nights ago? I haven’t paid my Google subscription and I trust you guys have more accurate information anyway

>A crime require an injured party
Well there isn’t any injured party when you drive while texting, until you ram through some kid crossing the street, then you’ll cry because you didn’t see it coming, so fuck you
t. cop

1 body found and like 9 cops injured I think the person who died was the guy they were after

wtf happened here??

reminder, this is what your average lolberg poster actually believes

The injured party is the Body of Law, that any citizen should hold as sacred.

I fucking hate that shit so much.

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I've never had problems with the cops. Dealing with your local PD like they're your regular plumbr eases the tension.
irl i wish cops were like my plumbers, these kids fix shit and emo kids don't have their baggage to travel with.

i give them your mom's phone number

Do French cops get guns?

>motherfucker I just got you on camera that is connected to the internet you have 5 seconds to crawl on your knees back to your motorcycle before you doom yourself and your family to death by fire
This is how you deal with police pigs.

what you have just described is an injured party.
How can you be this rarted?

God's Law is sacred, you heathen.

you stupid nigger

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Mr.Tickles law is better.

>a crime requires an injured party
The state.

chink probably pushed cop into traffic.

Radar detectors and radar jammers are lifesavers.
If you're going to break the law(which every decent man should), be sure you can use electronic warfare.

>I've seen things you people wouldn't believe.
>Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion.
>I watched c-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhauser Gate.
>All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain.
>Time to die.

youtube.com/watch?v=vHoQhahXwEk

>This is how you deal with police pigs
No, this is how you deal with them

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Well he tried. Unless it was some unintentional experimenting using flash bangs to cook meth, in which case it was mostly fail.

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Such a beautiful gif

>until
So there is no injured party, fuck off troughfucker.

The state is a created, fictitious entity.
Like a building.
It isn't a real person.
Or are you ready to admit that the state is a corporation and thus deserves the same rights as a person.
Careful.

all pigs must die

>A crime requires an injured party
wew lads, everything you see around you is just free shit for the taking! Rape is also perfectly legal if you have a tiny dick

Why don't you defend your country from Islamic invasion?

>a crime requires an injured party
What about planning a terrorist attack?

>unstable man walks through street
>police man confronts him
>herbivore police gets ass handed to him
>panicking, othet herbivore police swarm man with makeshift implements and tie him up in a what-the-fuck-we've-never-done-this-before moment

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>and tie him up in a what-the-fuck-we've-never-done-this-before moment
They've never had to arrest someone before?

License? its on the back of the car

>all pigs must die
>Gets robbed one day
>Where was the police when i needed them?!?!?!

So a man rolled through a stop sign at 2mph, what is the injury to the state?

Being white helps with that.

>police hate her

still legal
planning is not a crime.
stop being a baby
thoughts are not crimes

According to this person somebody who goes 90 down a 35 road should get off Scott free because nobody is injured

The police were the ones who took your guns so you couldn't effectively defend yourself against the robber. They are also the ones who will throw your ass in prison if you do manage to defend yourself against the robber even without your guns.

Just not someone with so much fight in them. Handcuffs aren't enough in such situations, especially if you're not so fit/trained yourself.

Officer, I was traveling, not driving.

Reminder, the SPLC considers sovereign citizens a hate group.
splcenter.org/hatewatch?f[0]=field_ideology:182
Best part is the number of retarded dindu's who get on there because they're stupid enough to think it'll let them get away with their crimes.

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ITT: slaves and incels

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Thats complete bullshit.
My car doesnt go that fast.
It almost redlines at 65.

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Jej

He rolls to my car moving perpendicular to him at 60MPH and now I don’t pay taxes to build roads for your edgy teenage ass anymore because the steering column liquified my aorta on impact.

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There’s more to planning than thinking, no?

Sure m8, be sure to post your next police interaction here when you get out.

I've done this plenty of times scott-free.
It's not hard. You just have to know where the cops like to hang out, etc. My speedometer maxes out at 140 for a reason.

geez, what the hell happened there? where they set up by a drug cartel?

no, he's implying they've never done the straps/tape around his arms and legs.

On another note, you'd get in so much shit if you did that in any other country.

#BlueLivesMatter

Something tells me the opposite is completely true, where a black fellow being friendly and helpful is so different from what they are used to nowadays that they are treated even better than average white people.

But what do i know, the last time i got pulled over my buddy stepped out of the car towards the cops. You will get shot for that in America.

This, also good luck getting robbed in the first place if you and your community is armed.

>Be out with friend, he is driving, I'm the passenger.
>Cop pulls us over, he instantly starts getting mad.
>Officer approaches the car, he barely cracks the window.
>Officer asks if he can roll down his window a bit better so they can communicate clearly, he has a smile.
>Friend starts being a dip shit, tells him off.
>Officers smile suddenly goes to neutral, asks for license registration.
>Friend starts doing the "free travel shit, just hold my head in shame."
>Officer repeats, gets same response.
Sir please exit the vehicle.
>Eventually it boils down to a big fuss, friend gives the cop shit, cop gives it back, before we know it we have 4 fucking officers at the car and I am just sitting calmly.
>I get asked to step out of the vehicle, taken to the side, and questioned to myself.
>I get asked about drinking, drugs, etc, nope.
>Officer asks "do you know why we pulled you both over?"
Well, he wasn't speeding, so unless he swerved or something, maybe a busted tail light?"
>As I answer this, my friend is now being arrested for being an asshole and resisting arrest and shoving his finger in the cops face, the cop with me tells me "yup, thats all he had, a blown bulb, he was going to get off with a warning, now its assaulting an officer.
>Apologize for friend, cop asks if I can drive his car home to keep from getting it impounded, yes I can.
>Leave friend in jail that night and inform his girlfriend to go get him.

>a crime requires an injured party
That's not true.

the Chad Nekkid Gook vs the Virgin Highlighter Cop.

Be Me
Get stopped by officer for burnt out brake light.
Officer:Can I see License and insurance
Me: No problem Mam here you go.
Officer: thanks
Runs me through the system I'm clean.
Officer: Is it okay if I search your vehicle?
Me: No problem Mam I start to get seat belt unbuckled and leave the vehicle nonchalantly.
Officer: you know what never mind, I'm going to have to give you a fix ticket though.
Me: Ok thanks for letting me know the light was out, I live alone so you know it's difficult to check sometimes, hey actually there is a Pep Boys right down on the next block if you want to follow me, I can just fix it right now. That is if it's not a hassle for you.
Officer: You know what OK, I'll forego the ticket.
She follows me to Pep Boys and we have a conversation while changing the brake light.
I get the digits we dated for a while.
Some of the best sex ever. she like to role play a lot.

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I'D LIKE TO SEE YOUR SUPERVISOR
HELP, RAPE!

Not any sarcastic basedboy pictures for me?

>what is prevention
I hope you get crushed by some random car too busy texting your mom to see you.

Right? I’m not anti-cop but fuck no-knock raids

The actual way of dealing with cops:
"No sir, why?"
And then if you have a case, probably due to a dash cam pointed at the road/with your actual speed, you contest it in court or you just pay the fine.
What you don't do is sit on the side of a road with either a) a guy trying to get through his day doing his job or b) a powertripping asshole capable of fucking you every possible way.
>t. an actual white person

>A crime requires an injured party

And yet, people like this still insist immigration is a crime.

Now what about the meaning of planning that includes preparing. As in getting equipment/people/intel, specific orders, etc.

this was in a chris rock sketch i believe

another low effort 1 post by this id slide thread with a meme flag

almost 100 replies

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dbl check
the herbal care shampoo commercial at the end was perfect product placement

Ya know, I get a good laugh when cops shoot idiots like OP.

Looks like typical Mexican/centroamericana architecture I hoped someone with more proximity would know

Yea, white people are so honest and respectful to people. Shoulda gotten up to his face and yelled instead. Maybe pulled out the 9 to teach him whats good, numwhamsayn?

A crime requires an "injured party?" What is this absolute idiocy? No it most certainly does not.
Retards.

High effort posts require high effort replies, so you get few or 0.

Say something that people can try to "prove you wrong" with one sentence, and you'll get 100.

Expect that didn't happen. A man rolled through a stop sign at 2mph.
>b-but it might have
You're the same sort of person that bans guns. A gun in a closet is not a crime, shooting someone is. Rolling through a stop sign is not a crime, causing an accident is.

>after work meet friend
>get high
>go for a drive
>drive home (we lived closed)
>park the car and spot two cops
>both high, car has unofficial license plates with legit numbers but custom shape
>be nice to cops
>they're nice to us and don't even say shit

It's not hard not getting fucked by authority if you show proper respect. Unless said authority is out to get you specifically (such as occupying forces in a conquered territory).

4:19
>REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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It’s not a crime but it is an infraction.

I can see you like to role play a lot too.

Practice total silence in the face of all inquiry. It's incredibly difficult, but can be trained. Give them any ID they ask for but make no other communication whatsoever.

If even any recognizable minority of persons started doing this, the effects on pig morale would be devastating, and we might actually see an end to their petty-fine rackets. They're not about the money, they're demonstrations of their control over you. take back control and one-up it, and they will lose entirely.

This was the same concept but failed precisely because it was so readily meme'd, and because of the concrete political views behind it. This is why I say, the effects on pig moral of open defiance from any sizeable portion of the population are known, and they are devastating. 'Sovereign citizens' are less than 1% of the population, probably less than 0.1%, and they commit practically no violent crimes, but are nonetheless consistently ranked by piggies as 'THE GREATEST THREAT TO PUBLIC PEACE'. Because a single encounter with any one of them, with any individual who does not play their petty-bullying submission/domination game, shakes the pig to his core.

Silent treatment for piggies. That's psychological warfare for the discerning citizen.

HAHAHAHAHA REEEEE REEEE

Copfag here
Act fucking normal, unless your default mood is acting like a cunt.
The majority of my stops are because someone has a brake light out. All I want to do is tell you you have a brake light out and give you a written warning. Why written? Because the admin wants paperwork regardless if it's a warning or real ticket. And so some jackoff doesn't try and say I stopped him for no reason.
It you act normal you get treated normal.

*your results may vary depending on location and department.

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