Kraut/pol/ & AfD General -Invaders Must Die Edition

>Polls
wahlrecht.de/umfragen/

>News in german
welt.de/politik/deutschland/article176053089/Ellwangen-Togoer-in-Abschiebehaft-Das-droht-den-aufstaendischen-Fluechtlingen.html
welt.de/wirtschaft/article176040875/Eurofighter-Nachfahre-Hoechst-wendig-mit-Oekomodus-in-den-Luftkampf.html
epochtimes.de/politik/deutschland/wagenknecht-sorgen-wegen-zuwanderung-haben-nichts-mit-rassismus-zu-tun-a2416632.html

>English language analysis
youtube.com/watch?v=15BDENi280k

>Self improvement
youtube.com/watch?v=MXnCv61NJ7g (Basic bodyweight workout)
youtube.com/watch?v=APZCfmgzoS0 (No excuse for being fat)

>Get active
afd.de/mitglied-werden/
identitaere-bewegung.de/mitglied-werden/
einprozent.de/mitmachen

>AfD rekking shitlibs in the Reichstag (english sub)
youtube.com/watch?v=yPMYlxso2UU
youtube.com/watch?v=4RDdgUUkaxs
youtu.be/Xe2CtQfwu40

>AfD speeches in Bundestag (german)
youtube.com/watch?v=wQsEf3TVtGY
youtube.com/watch?v=hpZYrlGCiNI
youtube.com/watch?v=oeHA7MtlPL0
>Einzelfall map
google.com/maps/d/viewer?ll=50.81216753012352,11.303021784765633&z=6&mid=13VaJa8XDU1vklF9xamz2kVQNJxk

>Meme Collections 2.0
postimg.cc/gallery/18y2lj7ka/
myalbum.com/album/cqW8x9o4884o
myalbum.com/album/GQh1fBMtneIw

>Kraut/pol/ OP pasta
pastebin.com/zRU2HecC

>A f D W A V E
youtube.com/watch?v=f1fQtwWnvBA

>Tasks
Create memes
Spread memes on social media
Join at least one of the following: AfD, IB, Einprozent to counter subversion
Get fit
Spread flyers and stickers in your city

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Other urls found in this thread:

youtube.com/watch?v=MPOgbEogkns
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Martin_Gilbert
twitter.com/klauslederer/status/906209426377408512
dresden.de/de/leben/stadtportrait/statistik/bevoelkerung-gebiet/Bevoelkerungsbestand.php
youtube.com/watch?v=K4nvQH77SDg
strawpoll.de/37x4318
twitter.com/NSFWRedditGif

>tfw böhmercuck gets fired after this shitshow

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bump

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The Öffentlich-rechtlicher Rundfunk is completely under control of the left. Nothing will happen

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Plans for the weekend?

damn right we are legion

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Anyone have the source of this map? I saved it from an archived Kraut/pol/ month ago and forgot about it.

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youtube.com/watch?v=MPOgbEogkns

daily reminder that FC BAYERN has to die!
>dreckiger judenclub

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The StaSi duo, best friends for a informal monopoly ever since the christian theocracy.

>FC BAYERN
I will never understand bayern fans. The Bundesliga would be so much better without them.

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is it 200% verified it is gensing though?
if it is, some1 post it to some msm comment section when somefag links to some factfinder bs

It's most likely from one of his books en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Martin_Gilbert

100% this
we might have lost the derby a few days ago,,,,
but isolating bayern fans in downtown munich to smash them up is like the best sport ever

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a quick face-check on google seems close enough, yeah.

There are rumors of a european super liga in the near future. I hope the uefa is for once useful and implements this.

nah
everything related to FIFA is serious mafia stuff
and they tend to continue their business model
>t. a friend of mine works for the FIFA legal depatment - it's worse than you could ever imagine

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Thank you. He seems to have been anything but a revisionist and yet this map doesn't quite fit the Generalplan.

hm, can't find him with beard
these things should be neatly repacked, hosted on some image hoster:
one link - one single simple blatant thing
ready to go for discussion in msm comment sections

imagine her with DD tits.

...

damn the nofap is getting really hard .... like the benis.

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people can grow beards though.
unless of course you eat onions-products all day.

>onions
it is a ruse user

visuals check out somewhat, agreed
still better safe
would still be better to

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>mfw I planted about 200 onions this year

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You know what i meant, DOG GAMMIT!

He will get the Grimme-Preis for this shit.

Just violence will end this nightmare.

>(((onions)))

now i'm confused

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yeah probably....

gives me an idea:
how about we put some Anthrax on the Grimme-Pokal ?

or ask Jow Forums for some chlorine gas

let's see if we can crash this with a little multi-culti sobering once shit goes like the (((ECHO)))-preis.

I mean its clear they only looked at the revenue those two rappers made and said "yeah they look quoten-negerisch enough, let's invite them" and suddenly one of them oy veys because he didn't feel included enough.

Serves them right. They only care about money, not about art and their multi-cultural approach hit the wall when they tried to invited a pursuer of entartete kunst.

>now i'm confused
That wasn't code or something. I literally planted 200 onions ( Stuttgarter Riesen)

That won't happen anytime soon

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Would you take German part of Belgium and 100k refugees with it?

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is the gas included?

Not if the opposed site isn't even fighting.

We could take Eupen-Malmedy, you can keep the rest

Noooo the caliphate has a bill for him ! They are here! Don’t make your fingers dirty!

> German part of Belgium

hui hui missieur fellow allemann, please lette le me in

>invading a country
>not gunning down niggers.

the only way to crush the ÖR for good is by bleeding them dry
nationwide GEZ boycott would suffice
also some fresh OC for next OP

onions aren't necessary onions

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ok, not gensing
salsa
twitter.com/klauslederer/status/906209426377408512

what would you write on your application for asylum under country of origin?
none

haha, reported you

I try to formulate mutually fair deal:we gib you Eurpen-Malmedy but you take 100k extra shitskins

how about that?

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>stil dreams about popular resistance

kiddo that won't happen because you face fierce resistance from the ones that profit from the current system and you only find lurkwarm support from the once that could profit from the abolishment.

If you boykott the GEZ thats on you and you have to be ready to face some jailtime, meanwhile the GEZ gets Money from every fucking company and their motorfleet and they won't risk shit to support your nation wide boycott.

Look at Switzerland. They had the opportunity and they refused. Popular resistance is nonsense.

Only violence will rid us of this evil.

And look how opposed the AfD was when Akif Pertürkdings said the ÖR should be abolished.
Then all these boomers argued like the boomers they are and the AfD wanted even more ÖR, but the good right wing ÖR this time.

deal, 100k won't make a difference at this point

thats barely enough clay to burry the shitskins in.

Man I tried that shit a few years ago cause of Jow Forums. It was so disgusting I puked and felt like absolute shit for hours.

>haha, reported you


haha i raped your citizens

twice

>100k won't make a difference at this point
Is it ok, that I want to cry after reading that?

Are there any shitskin-free zones in Germany right now?

Because I heard that there are tonns of them even in Dresden and Leipzig

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All big cities are infested, even small cities got their fair share. If you want to see no shitskins you have to go really rural

What do you care? you are EU-central.

>Are there any shitskin-free zones in Germany right now?

yeah and you are not allowed in cause youre a crybaby and we don't need crybabies to hold on to this clay while you give clay away.

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>being to feeble for onion juice
huh?
tha onion craze was half a year ago or so

>If you want to see no shitskins you have to go really rural
They put them even there. There is no place safe from them.

why don't you make them save from them then.

I'm living in a shitskins free zone.

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>Dresden
Look for yourself dresden.de/de/leben/stadtportrait/statistik/bevoelkerung-gebiet/Bevoelkerungsbestand.php

>you have to go really rural
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

really, fuck that shit
you became france-tier infested in 2 YEARS

Tell me something positive please, so I could sleep calmly

I've been doing boxing for 2 weeks desu

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ugly government website

>Deutsche mit Migrationshintergrund Anteil in >Prozent
>3,9

>Ausländeranteil in Prozent
>7,4

well, Sir Bomber Harris,
keep em at the ready.

>Tell me something positive please, so I could sleep calmly
The resistance is growing stronger every day

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>I've been doing boxing for 2 weeks desu

Hey me too, what style did you spare with?

Man I drank like 3 onions at once. The onion thing was semi big like 4-5 years ago on Jow Forums, or at least thats when I read some studies on it s positive effects.

and just to say, boxing is not realy something to fight with, boxing is for matches and to challenge your ingroup counterparts with, its not good enough for fighting shitskins.
Shitskins are realy bad at hand-to-hand combat and boxing will not cover enough to deal with them.

Why the fuck is kraut/pol/ compared to other threads God damn I love you german bros.

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>Why the fuck is kraut/pol/ compared to other threads God damn I love you german bros.
I think you are missing a word

/comfy/ excuse me tired as fuck

>Man I drank like 3 onions at once.
> slightly overdoing it
cutting them is the way to go, dont forget some oil

most Ausländers in Sachsen are russkies or polish though.

migrants are not included in the statistics.
same way we hit newer and newer Unemployed records while 2 million fugees come in.

less CIA niggers

>Why the fuck is kraut/pol/ compared to other threads God? Damn I love you german bros!

i still have no fucking clue what you are on about.
what is it being compared to and who does the comparing?

We are all friends here

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Good Night Guys youtube.com/watch?v=K4nvQH77SDg

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t. has never done martial arts

you also need a grappling style to be complete though. How tall are you? Arabs are short and skinny usually.

>The resistance is growing stronger every day
I will take it, thank you

yeah, but it still helped me to break afghan refugee nose month ago, haha

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you are thinking like 99% of Michels, well maybe the more anarchic part of them but still
what happens if all the wage slaves of a company collectively call in sick tomorrow?
nothing much as Mr. Bossman would need to answer the phone himself and could close for the day because nobody will be there to do the work and he will make zero shekels will still having to pay them as this is completely within the law
same for the GEZ
if every citizen of even the smallest state would collectively not pay its fee you would throw a pretty big stone in their machinery, their administration would be busy for at least a decade doing all the paperwork and it would cost them a couple of millions in the progress will getting nothing in return
you don't even need to escalate this to the point of risking prison time, leave alone there aren't enough lawyers, judges, cops or even prison cells in the whole country to accommodate the millions of people
worst case would be they put you on home arrest which in turn means million of people not going to work, not paying income taxes and the shit goes on and on
the problem with this country and its citizens is that they have no idea how much power they hold as a whole
its funny that this is the first the niggers arriving here daily on a dinky comprehended

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boxing is not a martial art so your statement doesn't mean anything. But your MMA stuff also is not martial arts. A martial art is where you kill or immobile your enemy. And why would anyone do that with punches when you can stab him.

its not the grappling, its the choking. A fight situation is not a one on one but something you have to come up with overwhelling force. For that boxing is good untill one is down and then the boxer makes the mistake to further use his arms or even kick at him.

And no, its not their size or their weight, they lack the mental ability for real hand-to-hand combat.

But anyway thats not what i was getting it. I asked him what he trained with not how actualy usefull it is in a fight.
For that i just use a weapon.

"Generalstreiks" didn't go really well in the past

>hogg-tied

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because strikes need to be organized and announced in advanced per law
the fact alone that we have a law in place for this should give you an idea how much they fear people working towards a common goal

>striking against your employment
No. Never.

Germans aren't made for that. We aren't like the french people that strike all the time.

this is just more popular uprising fantasies and its exactly how a michel imagines "resistance".

You are better off shooting tax collectors then this.

If I went on an exchange should I go to Bavaria or Württemberg?

t. Kiwi

My prediction:
AfD will fall below 52% by 4 o clock
>strawpoll.de/37x4318

yeah i also find the idea silly as you could just as well get another job
i worked for a big automobile manufacture during my university time and participated in a strike
which means i got drunk all day and still got a pay raise which was cool but not really my idea of negotiating a salary

decades of collective shaming left a mark on the country and its citizens
many such cases
sad

you shooting a tax collector gets you a lot of Blaulicht, your face on ÖR and prison time
a couple of thousand people doing so gets you chaos
and chaos is what people fear the most, because you cannot predict it

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Bavaria

>Baden-Württemberg
Stuttgart is full of roaches and niggers by now

Listen to Just go and speak to really stuck-up germans who want to pretend they're not german because they hate them now because they used to financially aid them, but now they are rich and hate us saupreisn.

Also: look at how the vote.
Chosen people of germany my ass.

how many votes are we talking?
smells like bot

>saupreisn

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according to the saved image where we had 60% was 3 hours ago, the decrease is still there, but it stagnates (michels need to sleep as well to bash the fash and the llama-wool scarves are in the wash) so most of the normies are in bed right now huddling up in their blanket to some fencheltee.

probably just butthurt liberals

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there are situations where you do not have a weapon. You need experience in hand to hand if you want a chance of coming out alive. I hate people that say 'hurr durr weapons'. I'm saying boxing or MMA will make you superman. O'm saying it's not bad to have them as tools in your arsenal. Besides, you can choke an enemy to death and MMA teaches you that.

yes, but totes votes amount?
right, middle of night, so who would vote?
spd cucks? cdu boomers? green stoners? nah
online polls are giimick aidscancer anyway, but you get to study the behaviour of interest groups

Don't get me wrong, i love bavaria and i always wanted to see it myself, but this localized god-complex meme needs to get its teeth kicked in.

CSU is not le based just because seehofer speaks radical stuff during election-time and then is a good little doggie for merkel again.

Reminder: every vote for the CSU in your little Kaff ends up as vote for the CDU in all of germany and the CDU is the arrogant altpartei that got us in the mess you call us out for.

ETERNAL BAVARIANS.

if anything the shit moved by 1000 votes in the last couple of hours
probably got posted on r/schulz

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I visited Bavaria the last time in 2008 and even then cities like munich were flooded with shitskins. I can only imagine how bad it must be these days. The landscape is nice though especially when you come from the flat north.

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boomermann the double agent.
him, nah he only really cares about tingling his narcissism.
but somewhere in his entourage, there must be fags who pushed him into it, fagy who knew full well it would desasterously crash.
who?

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all right 1000 votes in the middle of the night might be believable