>Meet a qt girl on tinder
>Christian
>"No alcohol"
>"No drugs"
>"No sex before marriage"
>"I like diapers"
>Shrug it off, must be some kinda joke about wanting babies
>Get to know her and start dating, end up going to Church together every Sunday
>She seems almost too perfect
>Really cute, conservative, plenty in common, what more could I want?
>One Sunday after Church
>Notice something peeking out from her pants
>Looks like a diaper
>Ask her about it, and if she has a medical issue
>She shyly says "No, I just like to wear them sometimes"
>Suddenly recall what she'd written on tinder and how I didn't think she was serious about it
>Optimistically thought it's not as bad as her actually needing to wear them, but weird nonetheless
>Act like it's not a big deal and say oh yeah, I remember now that she likes them
Not a big deal, right? Everything else about her has been perfect, so there can't be much else wrong, right?
Wrong. It all went so wrong.
I fell for the trad gf meme
>Several months go by and everything is mostly normal and great
>At the point where she'll hang out at my place sometimes and spend the night (on the couch)
>Gotten used to her wearing diapers as being part of our relationship, hasn't caused any harm
>One night we're chilling on the couch playing vidya
>She's wearing just a diaper and t-shirt
>About time to sleep
>Cuddling a bit
>She looks at me and says in a babyish voice, "I wuv you"
>Ask her what's with the weird voice
>Says she likes acting little
>Tells me about how she also likes pacifiers, babyish clothing, playing with stuffed toys, etc.
>Really wants me to be her "daddy"
>I freak out and tell her that's creepy and I don't want a grown baby as a gf
>She gets really upset
>Next morning
>Don't really speak to her
>Drop contact with her for several days
>Starting to think I overreacted
>Don't want to let the relationship be ruined over this, because I love her and want her to be happy
>Call and apologize for ghosting her and overreacting
>Say I still want to be with her and we can work things out
>tinder
>tinder
no
>tinder
Stopped reading there, you’re no better than the roastie toasties
>tinder
stopped reading there
OK yeah sure I'm gonna read all of this shit you just posted.
>just change the diaper you faggot.
HAHAHA dude i can't stop laughing. please tell me this is a LARP.
Actually hilarious if you take 3 minutes
OP......i find myself seriously wondering what your real angle is here. for certain, there are people who are actually fucked up enough to unironically think this way, is it possible this could be a real story?
certainly doubtful. are you trying to make a point about women being shitty? ok, most likely.
or perhaps you are trying to shit on Jow Forums in general with a slide thread? maybe you're a lefty commie trying to say conservative women are actually perverts?
whatever your agenda, i should tell you that having a quirk like a sexual fetish really isn't wrong or bad or anything. it's more the normalization and idolization of such things in the media that cause problems. as individual humans, we're all pretty weird and strange and generally you just have to chill out and take the good with the bad with people. "live and let live" sort of thing, but when the jew jumps up on television and tries to tell you "people who wear diapers for sexual gratification are cool and should be put on a pedestal in society and immune to criticisms because they face non-diaper-wearer oppression everywhere they go" then that's when you fucking riot.
beyond that, if you're hypothetically serious about something being wrong with a girl cuz she has some weird diaper fetish IMO ur just a dumbass.
Excess of freedom causes degeneracy.
Excess of repression causes autism.
>tfw no goldilocks degenerate gf
>Tinder
>trad
strike 1
>"I like diapers"
>actually wears diapers
strike 2
>wants you to be her daddy
>essentially a paraphilia
strike 3
You may have a """trad""" girl but you also have a bitch with deep seated issues. That's what those "age reverters" are. In fact, you would likely be better off with a roastie turned /goodgirl/. Run user, she isn't worth it. You aren't even getting laid.
>3 minutes to read 25ish lines
christ burger
no its the shitty authoritarianism of the past forcing all of the people who are degenerates deep down to "act normal" and breed and produce more degenerate offspring. ever heard of genetics? you dumbass loser.
freedom = natural selection = only the strong and least degenerate end up surviving. good god, stop being a fucking faggot leaf.
these people beat me to it. STOP looking for a wife on a fucking kike race mixing platform, is it really that difficult to understand?
theres nothing "only the strong survive" about our country though dude. what are you talking about?
I would add that sometimes there's something else behind some weird fetish. Some other needs that should be addressed. It doesn't make the weird fetish a bad thing by itself necessarily though, but it might be a sign to be more attentive to other stuff.
Pic unrelated of a completely healthy fetish.
>Relationship is back to normal
>Tell her she can bring her baby stuff the next time she comes over
>She brings her onesie, pacifier, and a big teddy bear
>Wants me to change her into a diaper, so I do
>We play vidya for a bit then watch a movie
>She seems so much happier than usual
>Cuddling on my lap
>Acting little and sucking on her paci
>Really not used to this, so it's making me feel somewhat uncomfortable
>But it's kind of cute and intimate
>Her eyes are all teary, in a happy way
>Then there's this look on her face
yeah because we don't have freedom. we live in a socialist nanny state, fucking moron. now you're seeing the effects of what happens when you don't allow populations the freedom to live and die by their own choices. fucking dumbass bitch authoritarian loser.
IMO, with regards to what you're talking about, as long as the fetish is not inherently self-harming it's not real big deal. like i can't stand chicks that like to get beat up, tied up, smacked, spanked, "disciplined", treated like slaves and all of that shit. on the other hand, dominance fetishes are prob fucked up too. like if someone really enjoys having someone else under their command and inflicting pain on them.
homo sex falls into both of these categories BTW, which is why homos are so fucked up. these are just my opinions i dunno.
>The look
>And then the smell
>She's pooping herself like an actual baby
>I'm almost about to cry because I don't know what the fuck to do, like what the fuck I didn't agree to this
>But instead, I just get really fucking angry
>"I'm sorry, I'm sorry, user, I didn't mean to-"
>Tell her she's disgusting and to just get the fuck out
>She starts crying
>Haven't talked to her in a week
>Avoiding church
>Ignoring her texts and calls
What the fuck did I get myself into? I just wanted a normal qt trad gf. I still love her in a way, but what the fuck am I supposed to do?
...she shit herself and wanted you to change her
Hot
>I fell for the trad gf meme
Oh it's one of these "I fell for X" anti-Jow Forums memes , isn't it ?
>Moral of the story , tradwives who into Christian, are poopy babies.
Er no, kike FU
Kill her then yourself. Let God sort it out.
user. You change that fucking diaper and you put your god damn penis in her.
none of that is normal user. cut your losses and find a respectable woman in church, not on ((((tinder))))
I am not german so I suggested you leave that fucking weirdo
>Found a woman that will let you violate her at will
>She's into DD/LG
>Doesn't embrace the inner daddy-daughter desire
Faggot.
freedom is a meme. youre always going to have to answer to something. that something should define the parameters in which to live and prosper. the problem today is that there arent enough parameters. there is no common goal of the people. we're scattered and searching for answers in the void. also you need to sperg less dude.
>Doesn't want to role play taking care of his baby girl and putting her pussy to bed
Faggot.
It’s posts like this that keep me coming back here
A++
>Doesn't want to clean her asshole and pussy until it is immaculate and then ravage her pristine virginal pussy with your throbbing penis.
Faggot.
You're trolling but in case it's real just tell her peepee only and no poopoo around you. Or just wearing and no peepee. That's a fine compromise.
Im literally dying rn.
so that was an entirely substanceless answer. nothing but empty platitude, just admit you're a weak pathetic person and the only way you can get hard is vicariously living through the state telling others what to do.
fuck it. everybody has their hangups. if everything is good besides the diapers, I wouldn't sweat it. she doesn't fill them does she?
Show her how disgusting it is. ie, shit yourself and pee in the sink/trashcan.
HAHAHAHAHAHA put me in the screencap fgt
>tinder
Do not weep for your separation, you will find each other again in the mass grave with the rest of the degenerates.
Marry her right fucking now OP. Train her to advance beyond the diaper baby shit and just be daddys girl.
Does she have chronic leakage from being fucked a thousand times?
>tinder
What exactly did you expect m80?
larp
never mind. I lurked moar. If she is filling them, run like hell user.
tl;dr You found a hypocrite and got depressed, got it.
Nice LARP
This is copypasta bait from Jow Forums
>find a respectable woman in church
Pfft. Anyone who talks to strangers looks really desperate.
>on tinder
>traditional
user, she's not trad. Babies don't do any of those things.
giver her the D you faggot
that will stop the diaper shit dead in it's tracks.
It was an opportunity for you to be a man, and make the world a better place with you assertive mannishness and you failed.
Call her up, apologize and then Fuck the shit out of her. Then wife her and babinate.
Fucking White people, man. Get the fuck out of my race with your bullshit.
A diaper won't knock her up. A diaper, if you make sure she only wears clean ones, won't give her any STDs or dangerous shit.
Roleplaying is also not unhealthy, you play as her daddy some days, she plays as whatever fetish you have.
You come to Jow Forums, I know you have one.
Also she had you change her into a diaper but she doesn't want sex til marriage?
Just ask her not to crap herself around you, and tell her there needs to be limits because if she wants to be a woman of God she can't always indulge.
If the woman can keep herself from drinking and drugs and fucking before marriage, she can keep herself from crapping in a diaper.
I'm grossed out a little bit too but when you get older you two will share a bathroom while one poops anyways.
Give her my number if you don't want her.
PROTIP: all women are degenerate.
They call it a red flag for a reason, moron.
just potty train her you dumb cunt
It must be easy in Iowa.
give her dick, then withhold sparingly to potty train her.
kek keep reading nigger
who gives a fuck faggot, some girls like heels, some like butt plugs, are you really telling me wearing a diaper is worse than shoving something up your ass? Just go along with it its nbd
you sound like you've never approached a woman in your life
>This
and what exactly was i to answer? you raised no questions. i merely addressed your arduous bitching about muh lack of freedom and what we need to realize in order to change our reality.
>on tinder
I didn't even read the rest. You reap what you sow.
I FELL FOR THIS DIGITS
>wondering what your real angle is here. for certain, there are people who are actually fucked up enough to unironically think this way, is it possible this could be a real story?
there's literally TWO adult diaper threads up on /hc/ right now, retard.
>tinder
There’s your problem mr lying memeflag, you pretended to meet a girl on tinder instead of pretending to meet her in a real life situation
Naturally i deny them my essence.
>l
why did I die at that graphic
If you fuck her, she'll behave. i guarantee.
>>Meet a qt girl on tinder
>Meet a girl on tinder
>tinder
Fucking idiot, what did you expect
Very dank.
Daddy-daughter play I'm there for all day every day, but fuck that diaper shit and baby shit. I would've freaked out too.
You are a faggot and a pussy; not a man.
How is it that all these based girls that have sense otherwise know to stay off dating apps?
>trusting hwheatfield roasties
Faggot OP
What if, I mean WHAT IF
She's testing your ability to change diapers, because she subconsciously wants to have kids? Sounds like she has abandonment issues and she's looking for what she thinks is a good "Man".
This is also why you have to fuck her, and then she'll behave.
>i met a christian girl on tinder
lmao
yeah and I bought a real unicorn on Craigslist
This. Put a baby in her and she'll have all the diaper time she needs.
This minus appologizing
>when you get older you two will share a bathroom while one poops anyways
>42
>married twice
bathroom is still private
>giver her the D
How reproduce with the mentally ill.
>on Tinder
Are you fucking retarded?
I'll have the second one from the right, thank you.
When you take the Red Pill you realize ALL women are mentally ill, user.
ALL OF THEM. It is up to us men to lead them. Stop being a pussy and lead. Fuck them and then tell them what to do, they love, no matter how much they complain.
i'll roll 1d8 and accept my fate
hahaha
>the look on her face
nice cliff hanger, and delivered the goods.
shit posting should be like this
Where are you from meme flag? Tell baby girl I would like a submissive baby gf to roleplay some loli shit. Will even build her an adult sized crib.
To be fair that's actually quite fast for a burger
Its still fucking hilarious.
>tinder girl has daddy issues and arrested development
Color me surprised.
Tinder girls are for fucking, nothing else.
nice larp
as if you had an ABDL pic ready to post
>you will find each other again in the mass grave with the rest of the degenerates.
everyone's already said it but
>tinder
>on tinder
>Christian
weak bait
