PART 1 >be me >last day before spring break >super excited >walking to the nearest bus stop from my school >notice the faint sound of music coming from somewhere >turn around, look all directions, nothing >decide to put in head phones to ignore the irritating screeches and loud bass >some good old country should be enjoyable >continue walking >as I approach the bus stop the bass gets louder and I can here distinct noises that are some sort of cross between animal grunts and the English language >turn up my head phones to ignore it >Finally reach the bus stop >My music has way more bass than before for some reason >decide to take head phones off to check for any problems >feels like my heart is about to explode >the bass is rupturing my ear drums >the sounds are not human, it was merely my mind playing tricks earlier >do a 360 spin to locate the source, so I can finally put an end to it >see a thing in the distance
PART 2 >pants sagged, lips puffed, and holding a small speaker in his hand >fucking modern technology allowing for smaller and louder speakers >walk up to the creature with the speaker, hands pressed against my ears >try to talk >he does not respond >yell "Can we please discuss your loud music like civilized humans?" >"NA BRUH. BRUH WUT U TALKING BOUT'" >What is he saying? >"Could you kindly turn down your music" >"NU BRUH. BRUH I AINT DONT DO SHIT FO NO WON" >"Please I beg of you, look into your heart" >"NUH BRUH. HET OFF O MAY" >decide to use superior mind to outwit the creature >"Those are rather nice shoes you have" I whisper faintly >the creature stops >"YAH BRUH. UZED MUY WELFARE CHEK ON DEEZ" >Had no idea what he said, only heard welfare >look him square in his face >"I'm so sorry, I understand it must be hard" >it says some more unintelligible shit
Charles Jones
PART 3 >"I understand my culture and advanced technology was forced upon you" >"You would be some much happy back where you belong, banging on drums and shouting in that native """Language""" you enjoy so much" >"It genuinely must be so hard to not understand how headphones work" >"It really is my cultures fault, it must be foreign to you just as your ways are foreign to me" >Drool pooling up on the floor from the creature >Does it even understand me >Unplug my headphones >place them in his hand and try to show him how to use them like a severely autistic child >he sort of gets it >plug them into the phone he is holding >He starts freaking out >smashing the play button on his speaker >to retarded to try something else >I shake my head in pity
Owen Sanchez
PART 4 >"Here, let me fix it for you" >punches me in the chest when I try to help >fall to the floor >stunned for a second >see the creature running away with my headphones >let him keep them because I can only hope others like him figure out the technology >my bus arrives after 5 minutes waiting >get on >get home and relax >here a knock on the door later that same night >open it
Carter King
PART 5 >two police officers stand before me >"Excuse me sir, did you lose these headphones" >"Yes, they're mine" >"What happened?" >"Someone tried to rob a convenience store, he was holding headphones and a speaker and yelling some gibberish" answered one of the officers >"We had to shoot him because the deranged idiot tried to rape the old store keep when we asked him politely to put his hands up" >"Well thank you officers" >close the door >smile to my self >today was a great day
The end. god help us all.
Jordan Johnson
Yes i'll take "shit that never happened" for 500 points.
Sage
Brody Sanchez
Yes i'll take "clueless dumb-ass who can't understand obvious comedic hyperbole with legitimate meaning," for 500 points
It was clearly meant to be somewhat of a joke. But the Negros do this sort of shit all the time. Although I don't confront them, I know they would just respond with Ebonics. Get that stick out of your ass.
Ryan Wilson
>Had no idea what he said >Yet somehow was able to quote him perfectly ... Ok.
Jack Hughes
Shit like this is comedic when its not obvious OP tried too hard to make it. Get OP's cock out of your throat.
Mason Torres
>implying this not how the average negro acts
Brandon James
Good to know I am not the only one who has to deal with stupid fucking nogs and their obnoxious rain dance music on public transport. Why don't they use DEM BEATS BY DR DRE BRUH they love so much?
>I don't find it funny so others can't, the post
grow up asshole, comedy is subjective, and why are you defending dindus?
By replying to half of my critique of your obnoxious post? If you dislike the greentext, how about you, you know, go away and let us hate niggers in the way we like to?
Well how about you give me some quality macros o all mighty *That's sarcasm by the way for all you newfriends*
Parker Phillips
yes because one poster with one greentext makes a whole nigger hate thread, stop being autistic, if you want a quality nigger hate thread then contribute to the nigger hate instead of bitching and moaning about a stupid fucking greentext. Honestly it's faggots like you who ruin boards, derailing legitimate conversation topics to this, us arguing about a fucking greentext. We both hate niggers clearly, so we that is what our focus should be on, hating niggers, not arguing about a greentext.
You cannot be older than 15 >doesn't realize it's a commentary on the type of poster not the isolated case >nigger hate isn't legitimate conversation >Still stuck on the idea that because he thinks it's bad everyone must
Smells like a god complex to me - no wonder you're sticking around, not contributing, because you're a bored young man with nothing better to do than act like the all-knowing authority on greetexts. Stop being bitter, go for a run or something.
Terrible. It's as bad as you could imagine. The schools here have the highest spending for student in the world but the population is still stupid. guess why, pol?
