/ptg/ PRESIDENT TRUMP GENERAL - KARL MARX THE JEW EDITION

PRESIDENT DONALD J TRUMP
whitehouse.gov
donaldjtrump.com/

>b-but Trump hasnt done anything!
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PREV APPEARANCES/LINKS pastebin.com/ynXV6CHT
DAILY SCHEDULE (WH Press Corps) publicpool.kinja.com/
TrumpTV Weekly Updates: pastebin.com/6HbHjbqF
NEWTRUMP NIGHTLY NEWS pastebin.com/yArfUKdC

NEW APPEARANCES
>Pres Trump returns to DC 5/4/18
youtu.be/0IYO4sIZtzE
>Pres Trump/VP Pence @NRA Convention 5/4/18
youtu.be/VGC5PrfUryc
>Pres Trump arrives in Dallas TX 5/4/18
youtu.be/Qz1ZWd-h9N0
>VP Pence arrives @Love Field 5/4/18
youtu.be/-ODYpCjFVeY
>Pres Trump speaks 2press before leaving JBAndrews 5/4/18
youtu.be/abfbpTNT4HQ
>Pres Trump speaks 2press before leaving WH 5/4/18
youtu.be/RHfS22EFYsU
>Pres Trump speaks to departs DC 5/4/18
youtu.be/DiwgNDo02o0
>SoS Pompeo @Foreign Affairs Day 5/4/18
youtu.be/voB8qUqUbY4
>SoS Pompeo @Foreign Serv Memorial Plaque Ceremony 5/4/18
youtu.be/ZTtbRfKywpg
>This Week @State 5/4/18
youtu.be/JFRcGwYnfi0
>VP Pence on EWTN 5/3/18
youtu.be/EV_7RWkpUuU
>DepAG Rosenstein @Lawyers for Civil Justice 5/3/18
youtu.be/svcfvWUDPrE
>Pres Trump/VP Pence @Natl Day of Prayer 5/3/18
youtu.be/hCWVUFGtUrs
>VP Pence swears in Amb to Germ Grennel 5/3/18
youtu.be/F2l_eabATCE
>AG Sessions @Natl Sheriffs Assoc 5/3/18
c-span.org/video/?445016-1/
>DHSSec Nielsen @Natl Sheriffs Assoc 5/3/18
youtu.be/Rf236Ddno5w
>Rudy Giuliani on F&F 5/3/18
youtu.be/wtItjwLSEU0
>PressSec Sarah on F&F 5/3/18
youtu.be/PgIJOCM7oug
>UNAmb Haley @Manhattan Inst Awards 5/3/18
youtu.be/8EdJsp3hgUw
>PressSec Sarah talks to press outside WH 5/3/18
c-span.org/video/?445022-1/
>WH Press Brief (Sarah) 5/3/18
youtu.be/PFiWJp1U9-0

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MAGA

Worry levels everyone?

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>defaming Jews on their holy Sabbath

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Despite basically being to the right of Ted Nugent on guns, I missed the NRA speech. Can I get a quick summary or highlight list?
Memes are fine.

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>5 occasions

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Sorry, kikeleaf fren. Aren't you supposed to be abstaining from pressing buttons and electronics?

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Zero.

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>WHAT THE FUCK
>IMPEEEEEEEEAAAAAAACCCCH!

These Friday night hit-pieces are getting really weak, extremely fast.

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Don't you have children to sacrifice?

Pretty comfy here.

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Ahh I see The Big Lebowski also had you going down the Wikipedia rabbit trail

>Worry levels everyone?
Only at how much I'm
>Feeling it
and what that could possibly mean for tomorrow.

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>what is a legal retainer?
Trump didn't know.

>First for /ourpillow/

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One ventures to wonder how and why he is dodging strikes and what is connections are that enabled him to have such amazing opportunities and access.

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>said to, could have, maybe, probably, perhaps

A girl I broke up with 2 years ago wants to come over and watch a movie. Should I bang her or not?

He lives to Glow another day

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Rest your head. You worry too much.

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>there are people here who do stay awake until they drop

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There is no OIG report and there will never be a clearing of Obama/Clinton loyalist conspiracists at the FBI and DOJ.

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they seem to have a 1 yr lifespan

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How much salt will there be if the special counsel ends without impeachment?

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fuck you pizzashills im hungry now

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Tell her to fuck off she just wants to use you as a backup when the recent chad pumps and dumps her.

When a Democrat is in office, women become more promiscuous. Fact.

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I don't know what you mean, I've lived around a huge amount of Jews before from reform to ultraorthodox and people close to me have helped them with little things before. I do love the Big Lewbowski though, the dude abides.

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Which one is this

Thanks for baking, brother

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They have to say that, otherwise the entire Stormy saga was a nothing burger

what the fuck is this supposed to mean?

Sleepy posters BTFO?

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2

What did kek mean by this?

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CANT WAKE UP

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Fuck her, but post a pic so we can determine whiteness

See She's already pregnant and is planning to land you with the baby.

What's up my ninjas!!!!

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Didn't even raise my heartrate by 1

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Thanks to Silicon Valley.

>violates parole 5 times
>cries justice reform

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I was wondering about Goodman’s character and the details of what he could and couldnt do, so I looked it up

Oh yeah?

I got some for Christmas. I'll try to do better

This is a political thread

youtube.com/watch?v=NiJLA1gY-yI

>extended clip

When did the dating apps and Tindr become popular?
I'm betting that they play a big part in these trends.
Though it could also be that due to feminism more men are simply ignoring women.

I'd still take Cali over the UK. Poor bongs

This is why the world hates faggots. Fuck him and fuck Canada

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We'll need to pull extra shifts mining.

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BTFO BTFO BTFO
>CATASTROPHIC: According to Latest Ratings, Literally NO ONE is Watching CNN
Far-left CNN’s highest rated show, Anderson Cooper 360, came in a humiliating 24th for April, behind every single program on Fox News that airs after 6 a.m.
With 1.1 million viewers, Cooper was also the only CNN show that managed to attract more than a million viewers.
Erin Burnett, the second-highest rated show on CNN, came in 27th place and drew only 965,00 total viewers.

>Jake Tapper, who is being sold as some kind of superstar, slid face first into 32nd place with only 927,000 viewers.
For the third month in a row, CNN’s New Day is the lowest-rated show in all of cable news (that airs after 6 a.m.), placing 41st with a scant 625,000 viewers.
>The show, co-hosted by anti-Trump activists Chris Cuomo and Alisyn Camerota, only barely beat Fox & Friends First (#42 with 572,000 viewers), which airs at 4 a.m.!
truthfeednews.com/catastrophic-according-to-latest-ratings-literally-no-one-is-watching-cnn/

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RUDY, END THIS SHIT!

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Good God just fucking NUKE us already.

>bought stuff to make burgers for dinner
>forgot fries

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Roseanne won that one

>tindr
>90s
If you're asking about 2014, probably. Dating sites have been a thing long before tindr though.

>if

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Based boomer comic

THIS is ESPN

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It's the free endless variety of video porn and chemicals in our water (BPA, the estrogen mimicking plastic and the fluoridation)
like - we developing later. s/oyboy is the new normal.

No russet potatos even?

My favorite meat is hotdog

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Yep, easy use dating apps where everything is based on superficial measurement rather than actual communication and contact. Means the top 10-20% physically attractive men get 80-90% of all women.

Christ, and that's including every gym, hospital waiting room, and airport playing them on dozens of TVs that nobody is watching

>that sourface on Harf
Why does this bitch have a job on TV again?

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>i know my names on the kill list, trust me goys.I escaped the gas cha-err, i mean DRONE strikes five times!
what a load of shit

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>Found this on Judge Ellis who smacked down the Mueller thugs in open court.
I’ve appeared before Judge Ellis many times since he was appointed decades ago.
He has evolved into one of the most frighteningly blunt and independent judges I have ever seen.
He will call a spade a spade and let you know exactly what he thinks of your argument in the harshest manner. >You would not to want to trifle with any federal judge, but he is last one you would ever do that to.

Born on May 15, 1940, in Bogotá, Colombia, Judge Ellis graduated from Princeton University where he earned a Bachelor of Science in Engineering in 1961.
>Ellis served in the United States Navy as a Naval aviator from 1961 to 1966.
>Ellis earned a Juris Doctor, magna cum laude, from Harvard Law School in 1969.
Harvard awarded Ellis a Knox Fellowship for study in England.
He then received a Diploma in Law in 1970 from Magdalen College, Oxford University (England)
>Ellis was nominated by President Ronald Reagan on July 1, 1987,
He took senior status on April 1, 2007

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Is he... /ourguy/?

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the Reddit upboat brigade begs to differ

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He was obviously trying to have fun with it.

CNN independently verify's Stormy's statement

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He's a Muslim nigger. If anyone deserves the kill list it's him.

no, nothin

Harf and never Trumper Benson get their own propaganda hour on Fox News Radio. They'll make sure to tell you when they DISAGREE with Trump ;-)

Yay, I made it into a webm!

Goyim, please consider refunding the white helmets. (((We))) don't want to pick up the tab with our 3,000,000,000 dollar a year stipend. Think of the children

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This is one of the most autistic answers I've ever read. Read it out loud in funny voices like a retard or something; you'll loose your sides.

They earned the title of Very Fake News

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We’re all friends here

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That's a leaf.

KEK pls cnn do this

Kurt Kikenwald verifies in front of his kids and wife

I was referring to the huge drop in female / increase in male right between 2010-2011.

I figured that was a part of it.

listening to new music (brain melting beatz)
worry and panic level extremely low

Jesus...How many jokes you can make of that one.

Didn't he unfollow Kanye the other day in protest?

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