You're walking with your gf by the beach

Grab her ass yell back to them "yeah its nice & thick"

But your gf will feel that you're a pussy.

Invite them to an orgy.

This OP. I'd be surprised if these fags(literally) got 300lb between them. Also sage.

it's not gonna happen cause they are white?

>WHAT, WHAT, STOCKTON BITCH 209, WHAT!

as if they gonna step to my crazy autistic ass xD

Really?

ONE PUNNNNNNCH!

you're projecting,how will she feel that exactly ?

its alright honey, they were probably talking to me!

Act like they’re talking to me and say “thank you!”

Do a 360 and walk away

"Don't talk to my gf if you're not black."

This

>"haha jokes on you faggots, my GF was born a man haha"

Stand back and watch as my wife utterly destroys them.

Are they referring to her, or me? My gaydar is going off.

tits or gtfo

360 would imply you are spinning around and heading back towards them you fucking leaf

not even vaguely related to politics. you should all be ashamed

>/b/-tier threads

HOLY NEWFAG

>implying in all fields was not applied

>current year
>having a gf

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Start screaming rape at the top of my lungs as I reach into my fanny pack and pull out some spaghetti and fling it at them. If that dosen't deter them I'd whip out my penis and begin flopping it about as most people would probably run away at that point.

REPORT THESE FAGGOTS MAKING THESE THREADS

and you just got baited
double nigger

If you turn 360 degree you still technically “turned around” though, also back to plebbit

This is the correct answer

>you're walking with your gf by the beach
>walking
>gf
>beach
Do I need to remind OP where he is?

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I don't go to the beach. And she would be the mother of my children. So she would be off limits.

But we all prefer our own kind.

youtube.com/watch?v=PbQY4CKqziY

youtube.com/watch?v=oKHi-Dg_7QM

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white men dont act like that. nice try, jew. fucking sage

ironically deflate all parties

actually brilliant

Have you seen the catalog today nigger?
Literally 0 quality threads; shitpoating just to pass the time

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These are not fighter's muscles.

I'd say thanks, my but girlfriend has a bigger one.

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"ya it's all mine boooooooiiiiiiii"
Grab a handful and laugh it off keep walking don't miss a step

Or you can go the angry route and be like
"What the fuck did you just say bro?" And step to them but probably get kncoked out if you do cos it's not a movie and 4v1 they will probably smash you

"What the fuck did you

>implying these betas would say anything of the sort

>/b/-tier board

How is this still a thread?

MODS ARE S O Y B O Y S WHO LOVE TO BE PEGGED BY GREEN HAIRED BUTCH TRANNIES

Wait this is best

>you're browsing Jow Forums with your op
>these guys say to your op "hey look, a faggot"

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Exclaims in autistic tone
>o vey you pretty boys here huh?
>yeah....i would be foolish to think gf wouldn't want you to spear her.
>But look her nigger fagits
>I'm a manlet and not all that good looking
>chances are 2 of you are gonna shish kebab her
>within this same scenario 2 of you aren't gonna be very pretty anymore.
>shut you're nigger fagit mouths unless 2 of you are willing to look like me.
Qt3.14 to me get wet as fuck and either I get the best sex of the year or dodge a bullet and make to twats not so pretty anymore.
Win win for me famalam

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i ask her if she wants me to fight them. she will say no but she will wonder if i would have. so i might gain some points. if she says yes i dump her because bitch is retarded and willing to get my ass kicked.

get the fuck out of here

I’m not even memeing 6’8 and my new bench max as of today is 385, I don’t have to worry about such things.
>cue people calling me a liar

and because thats dishonest and manipulative that might gain me some points. nothing dries a vag like being an honest upfront person.

I execute them for being fags with my hollow girlfriend suitcase carrying my micro armory of weapons and munitions.
Fags fall for it all the time.

Newfaggot go away